The bright moon hangs on the tops of the rows of buildings in this city. It doesn't illuminate many dark corners, but it gives people a feeling of brightness. Even when walking through a cemetery full of lonely graves, it seems a lot braver to be accompanied by such moonlight.
This fat orange cat is like this, bravely jumping over the grave and running under the pale moonlight.
It held a black envelope in its mouth, and a small armband was tied to its front paw, which looked like "Qinggang".
Passing through the crooked tombstones, I startled a group of wild dogs wandering among the tombstones.
Many of them still have bones dug out from nowhere in their mouths, with a bit of black carrion attached to them, and their eyes are green, like will-o'-the-wisps. But such a ferocious wild dog felt faintly afraid in front of this fat orange cat.
Before he bared his teeth, he was frightened by the orange cat’s look and whined.
The fat orange cat ran lightly under the moonlight until it arrived in front of a dark and ruined villa.
Inside the villa, there was a flickering blue light, which was strange and bleak.
On the shabby sofa opposite the blue light, a girl only one and a half meters long was lying. If you look carefully, you will find that she is not a complete woman. The upper body looks like a girl, but the lower body drags a huge belly.
The whole body was bathed in this weird blue light, and his body twitched slightly, and he clenched his teeth and rubbed them endlessly.
The atmosphere was cold and strange, and there was even a faint ghostly sound.
"Pa..."
The fat cat jumped into the villa, climbed up the wall, and lit up the wall lamp with one paw.
The blue light was diluted, and the girl on the sofa straightened up her upper body with half a chocolate bar in her mouth.
The orange cat squatted at the door and looked at her with narrowed eyes.
Although the orange cat can’t speak, its expression seems to be able to directly understand what she means:
“How old are you to turn off the lights and watch ghost movies in the middle of the night? ?"
"..."
As soon as she heard this, the girl on the sofa suddenly became embarrassed, dropped the chocolate bar, and twitched her mouth. .
Why can’t we watch ghost movies in the middle of the night?
What else can you do if you don’t watch ghost movies?
We are the queen of the happy town. We were prosperous in the past...
But after that scary guy returned, the world became increasingly unreasonable.
That’s it, all the living people polluted by him were let go. Who made him sign that contract so early? But what was excessive was that later Qinggang actually came to him again, saying that he polluted the dead and disrespected other people's remains...
...Did this violate some of Qinggang's laws?
As a result, the dead were buried, and monuments were even erected for each of them in a humane manner.
But this led to the queen suddenly finding that she no longer had anyone who could be used.
There are graves all around, and I dare not dig them casually.
Because pollution is illegal now...
So, the former owner of the S-class restricted area and the queen of the happy town can now only curl up in her villa and eat chocolate bars to watch. Ghost movies to pass the time. Fortunately, Qinggang has fulfilled their initial contractual obligations and has been providing the Queen with sufficient leisure resources and daily necessities. We even hired a few D-class members as nannies to come over and clean up every few days.
Otherwise, the Queen has already considered going out to find a job...
What is it doing here now?
The queen, whose life was too comfortable, was greatly reduced in vigilance. It took a while for the queen to react and stare at the orange cat.
This is an official cat.
Now that the surrounding gathering points have been divided into Qinggang jurisdiction, Yeluzi’s ability users, and even some deeply hidden guys, have actively joined the special pollution cleanup department, or accepted the spirit. Mental counseling and re-employment arrangements for abnormal personnel. Among them was this orange cat that had been hiding in Blackwater Town for a long time. It was said that it hugged the thigh of a certain big shot and lived in great glory.
Why did it come to this deserted villa with only ghost tablets and chocolate bars for company?
The orange cat gently put down the black envelope in his mouth, and then meowed at the queen.
The spiritual power renders it easy for the Queen to understand its words: "He is getting married, and I am here to send an invitation..."
"Invitation?"
The Queen was stunned for a moment before she noticed that the black envelope had a big word "Happy" printed on it.
There is also a man in a suit and a girl dressed like a doll, kissing a heart shape.
The style is normal, and the texture of the invitation is also very good.
Even the invitations are printed in black, this aesthetic...
The queen thought sadly, it turns out that I am really a monster, I can't even understand the thinking of normal people...
"Yes..."
The orange cat meowed again. In this short sound, there was a meaning that could be directly understood in many syllables: "Great tyrant, Mr. Lu from Qinggang, an individual soldier who has been ranked among the top ten outstanding youths and labor models in the Three Realms Alliance for consecutive years, is preparing to hold his wedding. He invited every old friend and specifically stated that no one will receive red envelopes. ..."
"Being there is the best blessing"
"..."
Thinking of the man who swallowed the red moon with a gentle smile. The queen suddenly couldn't help but shuddered.
Just go and go...
Do you still have the right to refuse?
Fortunately, I don’t accept red envelopes...
After all, although I am nowThere was food, drink, cleaning, and ghost movies to watch, but I really didn’t have any money.
Just when the Queen had this idea in her mind, a strange smile suddenly appeared on the orange cat's fat face.
"Meow..."
Its cry suddenly became a little sinister.
This is a reminder: "Of course, as a deterrent monarch, the chief missionary of Black Marsh City, and a part-time person who combines the seven qualities of kindness, cuteness, intelligence, wisdom, gentleness, thoughtfulness, and charm, Mr. Hu, the special envoy of the Colorful Halo Fairy, has another kind reminder for you. Mr. Lu, of course, will not accept red envelopes, just blessings..."
"But... ..."
The voice became slightly colder: "It's not his business if he doesn't want it, but it's your business whether he gives it to you..."
The queen looked up blankly: "This is What do you mean?"
"It's just a kind reminder."
Orange Cat said: "Mr. Lu's family is very reasonable, and they are never difficult or greedy. I just sent a message to the great Mr. Tiger to give you some ideas. Whether you understand it or not depends on your personal preference."
After that, it was left. With a threatening look, he turned away lightly.
The Queen stayed blankly in the blue fluorescent light of the TV, thinking hard with her little head...
Does she want this or not?
Even if you want it, what can you give me as a gift?
Sell this villa?
……
……
At the same time, everywhere in this world.
Different people have received invitations.
Miss Xia Chong and Scalpel, the security team captain of Central City, are both very happy.
They decided to prepare a good gift for Mr. Lu. After all, one is Mr. Lu’s god-sister and the other is Mr. Lu’s good friend. We are all our own people. On this great occasion of his wedding, At this moment, how can it be done without any expression?
So Xia Chong used thousands of bullet casings to save a huge plastic love heart several months in advance and prepared to transport it there.
Scalpel looked at it with some confusion: "Wouldn't it be better to just give money away?"
Xia Chong rolled his eyes at Scalpel. How could this lunatic understand such intentions? How precious are the gifts you make?
With such a close relationship, wouldn’t it seem strange to just send money directly?
......
......
"Huanhuan is getting married?"
Have mastered this breaking news through her own channels in advance Miss Dracula immediately sent a message in her own small group:
"The tyrant of Qinggang, the guardian of our world, is about to hold their wedding with another guardian of this world. , then, the Seven Ultimates will send their blessings to the most important adults in the world.Everyone will come to congratulate him. "
"So..."
"Hurry up and pay the money, there are quick hands and slow hands. ”
“For only 30 million, you can buy a ticket to enter the wedding venue from Sister De. Then you can take a photo with anyone you want, and it will be a treasure that can be framed and passed down to the next generation. Bragging, you are the person who has attended the highest-level banquet in the world! "
"..."
Because of this news, the group was shocked. Madman Lao Wang was the first to sign up happily.
...
...
Many people have also received notices. A psychotherapist who specializes in bringing people a peaceful sleep, Soda City is running for the director of the No. 3 City Administration Department. Politicians, the New World Male Evangelist Ms. Wu, and the Chief Barrister of the Alliance, etc., they are all ready to come to attend this wedding. Even the pale and ignorant abyss worms who have hid in the far west have been Found it.
In a word, don’t worry if you come to the wedding.
But do you have to give it...
Even. The sentenced Black Queen, now known as Miss Jealousy, was released on parole
The reason was that her sister wanted to meet her and reminisce about the past.
......
"No, the bride is losing her temper..."
But a big shot with great reputation and influence in the world , were all preparing to attend the wedding, but suddenly, in the bustling old building in Qinggang, bad news came, which immediately made everyone present nervous.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" ”
“Why lose your temper on a big day? "
"..."
Faced with everyone's questions, the girl holding the thermos cup explained excitedly: "It is said, it is just said, I also heard it from others, Don't tell others...Xiao Bing, Mr. Lu, just came back a few days ago. Mr. Hu said that he had been under too much pressure in the past few years and needed some counseling, so he took him to a health center. And a serious bar..."
"What did you do in the end? We don’t know either..."
"Anyway, the bride can’t see it. She can see the whole world, but she can’t see where Mr. Lu is. "
"However, I don't know what rumors have reached the bride's ears, so..."
"Hehehehehe..."
"..."
"Oh, no wonder the bride is angry..."
The people next to her were extremely excited, especially the goddess and the red snake who were eating melon seeds, and a The watchdog with a serious face, and the little monster who was not noticed by anyone and was squeezed in the periphery, also stood on tiptoe and waved his little tentacles excitedly.
There were all kinds of chatter. He asked repeatedly: "What about Mr. Tiger? ”
"Run away..."
The girl holding the thermos cup waved her hand: "I ran all night, didn't pack anything, just put on a pair of underwear and left the city..."
"Hahahaha, no, you can't laugh, this is a very serious matter..."
"So, how to solve it now?"
"..."
"I don't know how to solve it..."
The tall, short-haired woman passing by heard this and couldn't help laughing. Because today was a happy event, she wore a pink suit. He smiled and said casually: "Anyway, the fortune-telling lady and the colorful fairy went to persuade me."
"I just don't know why, but the more I persuade, the more angry I am..."
< p>"...""Oh, don't be angry, okay?"
When everyone had spread the word about this, Mr. Lu was also looking at He helplessly persuaded the girl in front of him who had her arms folded in front of her chest and pouted in anger: "I really didn't do anything. I just drank a few glasses of wine with him and chatted for a while. I haven't seen him for a long time. Well, I just talked about what happened in the past few years, and there were too many consequences. As I talked, I drank too much..."
The most beautiful bride in the world pouted and said something He said nothing and turned his face to one side.
Cannot hear.
Mr. Lu was almost sweating.
I can defeat the gods, swallow the red moon, and create a new moon in the hearts of all spiritual creatures.
But there is nothing we can do about the angry girl in front of us...
The gentle and elegant lady next to her looked at their quarrel with a happy face, her expression was very pleased.
The little queen, who is dressed in colorful clothes and is known as the cutest little queen in the world, is hanging upside down from the ceiling and is already clapping her hands.
Even in the dark corner next to him, there was a pair of gloomy eyes, looking excitedly at the Shura field in front of him.
The family is very neat and seems to enjoy this scene very much.
"Forget it, forget it..."
Mr. Lu had no choice but to use his ultimate move, kicking away the skinless puppy wagging its tail next to him, and took out the He took out a bank card, put it affectionately into the bride’s hand, and said: “This is something I was not willing to throw away when I left reality...”
“Now, here it is for you. "
"Look, no matter what I want to do in the future, I have no money..."
"..."
The bride bowed her head. After looking at the bank card, her expression softened a lot and she reluctantly forgave him.
The elegant lady next to him and the cute little queen, as well as the eyes in the dark corner, suddenly felt very disappointed.
"Okay, okay, let's go out to greet the guests?"
Mr. Lu breathed a deep sigh of relief, held the bride's hand with one hand and stood up. One hand touched the lower back.
Fortunately, I still have a few left.......
......
......
"Thank you all, thank you for coming all the way..."
When Mr. Lu and When the bride came to the hall to meet the guests, she was chased by countless lights and applauded.
A gentle primary school teacher, along with a group of children, gave Mr. Lu and the bride a bouquet of bright flowers. Everyone raised their glasses together to wish the most beautiful couple in the world. The lovable and most reliable person can always be happy... and strong.
And Mr. Lu held the bride’s hand, looked at her shy but charming smile, and looked at everyone’s enthusiastic smiling faces, and suddenly felt relaxed in his heart. The pain, in such a smile, seemed to fade away all of a sudden.
You are waiting for me, I will come back.
Everyone is still here, and the sun will shine down as always. How good is this?
Just like when everyone heard that they were getting married, they all came from all over the country.
And after everyone refused, they still sincerely insisted on giving themselves a big red envelope...
...
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"Okay, okay, it's time for us to witness the couple..."
Someone smiled and cleared their throat, indicating that the ceremony would begin immediately, and then a group of elderly people lined up to witness the marriage. The team stepped onto the stage, and there were a lot of people, including Professor Bai, the most distinguished chief expert in the field of mental mutation in the world, Anya, the director of the Lunar Eclipse Research Institute, Xue Jia, a retired lecturer on success studies, and of course Qinggang's Mr. Su and Mr. Shen from the Alliance Defense Department and others.
It is said that they fought for the identity of the marriage witness for more than half a year, and finally decided to go together.
But the first person to go is Mr. Su.
Because, he secretly gave a gift...
A group of people walked onto the stage side by side, took the microphone, and began to make speeches with enthusiasm... After all, there were many people, so in order to save time After speaking for about an hour, he successfully finished the speech of the last person before all the guests fell asleep. Then, a group of senior citizens in crisp suits waved and invited the newlyweds to walk towards the black carpet. The end.
The guests began to applaud. Six pillars of light formed by the influence of the bright and holy spiritual power on the air came diagonally from the left, and the spiritual power with a dark and gray atmosphere came from the right. They were intertwined and enveloped both sides of the long carpet.
The twelve ultimates went to the left and right sides, watching the newlyweds quietly.
Mr. Lu took the bride’s hand and walked toward the end of the carpet accompanied by the best man and bridesmaid groups.
Xiaojiu, the naughty kid, Xiao Zhou from Hongye City, Xiao Yuan, the young boss of Xiaoshi Group in Qinggang, Li Mengmeng, the new popular singer in Qinggang, are all among them. However, the number of groomsmen and bridesmaids originally looked for was the same, but now there are two less groomsmen. After all, the chief best man has run away. In addition,A groomsman wearing a pink suit was habitually ignored by everyone.
The music started, and the band from the Red Moon Club began to play the piano and the suona.
Outside the lobby, a song and dance troupe invited from other places began to perform. On the stage was a wandering dancer with countless scars all over his body.
Her strange and beautiful dance has attracted countless admirations, even the world-famous dancer Red Shoes was amazed.
……
……
“Shouldn’t the wedding be completed under the watchful eye of God?”
Looking at the couple The newlyweds walked across the long carpet and climbed up the steps holding hands. A cute child asked.
"God's gaze?"
The adult next to him smiled and shook his head, saying: "God will not gaze upon this wedding..."
"Because God is in the wedding..."
...
...
Witnessed by countless people, Lu Xin felt that it was fresh and interesting. The doll, at Han Bing's signal, began to ask:
"Will you marry me?"
"Well..."
"Then Can I kiss you now?"
"Hmm."
"Uh-huh..."