When I went out, it was still dark...
Hoola la!
A large bunch of keys, at least seven or eight kilograms, was put into a canvas bag by the tenant, and then she said: "You are responsible for the nine buildings on the left, and I will take care of the nine on the right."
"Today is destined to be a journey full of sweat. As long as you hold on, you can rest tomorrow!"
"Come on!"
Jin Yi: "Come on...come on... …”
I’m a bitch!
At this moment, Lin Yi was extremely confused.
It’s just collecting rent, it’s like a war, why bother?
At the same time, Lin Yi finally understood how much money he and his charter wife had!
Nine buildings on the left and nine on the right? Isn't that the eighteenth building? Plus I live in this building, Building 19! ! !
There are nineteen buildings in the urban village in Shenzhen City! ! !
This place will inevitably be demolished within three to five years at most. How much will it be worth then? I'm afraid it's not at least several billion!
What's more, even if there is no demolition, this is enough to make me a salty fish for the rest of my life, living a prosperous life and not being able to pay the rent, right?
“Damn, I’m so motivated!!!”
Tired? What are you tired of? It’s so refreshing!
In fact, Lin Yi was still wondering why his own housekeeper felt so threatened, as if she was about to go to the battlefield?
Go out, ride on a worn-out self-confidence car, carry a bunch of keys on your back, and start going door to door to collect rent!
Not long after, the empty canvas bag began to swell...
Jin Yi finally understood why the charterer was so threatened!
"So... collecting rent is so tiring?!!!"
Old house, no elevator, seven floors, eight households on one floor...
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Nine buildings, how many floors do you have to climb and how many walks do you have to walk?
Even if you just walk, you still have to carry such a big bunch of keys and... more and more small coins that are getting heavier and heavier.
It’s completely ‘weight-bearing mountain climbing’, right?
And the problem is...
Only collecting rent for three buildings, Lin Yi has already encountered four "seductions", and was almost dragged into the bedroom by a "gangster" !
He is not afraid of suffering a loss...
But... he is afraid of being beaten into a dog by the landlord when he returns home!
As for the charterer's safety, Lin Yi doesn't have to worry at all.
"If I remember correctly, the charterer is the current head of the Bagua Sect, um...but she doesn't have a single disciple. Although the kung fu can't be said to be superb, even if there are seven or eight strong men holding cold weapons, Han, I can only be beaten and kneel down and call my aunt..."
"If my special mother is really seduced..."
It's just a moment, I think of going home. After the miserable scene, Ji Yi's mood became extremely determined!
“A busy and fulfilling day isSo boring and monotonous. Alas~"
Night fell...
Ji Yi finally arrived at the door of his house, rubbing his swollen shoulders and legs that were like lead, almost paralyzed to the ground.
p>“It’s over? "
The charterer almost came back, which was much easier than Ji Yi.
"It's over. "
"Sure enough, it's easier for two people..."
The charterer showed off her face like a hundred flowers blooming.
It's so easy!
Ji Yi almost burst into tears...
My mother-in-law just realized that collecting rent is so tiring! No wonder she left such a beautiful daughter-in-law alone and ran away to start a new life! What kind of business...
Bah, bah, how could my special mother have such an idea?
As for the results of rent collection, it is naturally extremely gratifying.
Lin Yi himself received more than 500,000 yuan in rent, and the rent from his wife should be no less.
In other words, every month, even if the two of them do nothing but collect rent. Damn it, more than one million has been paid~!
This is because the current urban village environment and decoration are average, so the rent is very low, otherwise, it would have been at least several times higher!
" Alas, this is the first time I have seen so much money, and it is still a drop in the bucket compared to the value of the house. Unfortunately, my special mother is not happy! ”
Ji Yi felt a touch of sadness, just because... he was so tired that he was paralyzed.
No words all night.
In the early morning, Ji Yi still felt all over his body. Although she was weak and weak, the charterer was in good spirits. Not only did she prepare breakfast early in the morning, she even took Lin Yi to run the shop together...
Then it was like this for several days. /p>
Ji Yi seems to have adapted to this kind of life, and is quite content and happy. Although he can only look at the housewife but not touch her, scientific research shows that looking at beautiful women regularly can extend your life, right?
The charterer is a first-class beauty. Even if it is to live a long life, Ji Yi decided that he must take a few more looks!
......
On this day, it was three o'clock in the morning, and the two men, the renter and the renter, came to the store under the greetings of many tenants.
As for why they came so late, it was naturally because they were too late last night. ...
Anyway, there is no shortage of money. Opening a store is purely for fun and killing time. Naturally, there is no need to follow the rules. You can come whenever you want.
And the process of opening a store! In the middle, the charterer is responsible for cooking the duck in the back kitchen, and Lin Yi is responsible for slicing and serving as a waiter. They complement each other very well.
...
"Hello everyone, I'm Xiaocai~! "
At the entrance of the urban village, a couple appeared, but what was different was that the man took a selfie stick and a mobile phone to capture the two of them in the picture.
" Hey, look where this is? ”
“You didn’t expect that?” ! Our Shenzhen marketThere is actually a village in the city, and it’s not too small! "
Xiao Cai is a petite girl who looks very cute. Although she is only dressed simply, she can give people a comfortable and clean feeling.
" Oops, address? A casual search on the Internet will tell you, but I won’t say anything else, lest anyone accuse me of being paid to advertise. ”
“As everyone knows, I have eaten more or less of the delicacies in Shenzhen City. As a mukbang, I naturally have to constantly look for new materials. ”
“So, I accidentally heard that there is a duck soup rice restaurant in this village in the city. It is delicious and not expensive and can have unlimited duck meat. Today, I will take you to find out. Walk! "
Xiao Cai jumped up and down along the way, like a carefree little girl, making people nearby very curious...
"What does that girl do? ”
“Talking to myself, are you taking a video? "
You two old men playing chess don't care what you say to me.
"I said you two are bad chess players and you still don't believe me! They are playing live broadcast! ”
“Live broadcast? What the hell? ”
“You don’t understand young people’s stuff~! "
"Hey, if you don't understand, just don't understand. What's the matter? ”
“Play chess, keep going, watch me kill you until you call me brother!” "
......
"Duck soup rice, it seems this is it. Come on, let's go in! "
The sound coming from outside the store cheered up Ji Yi... It's been a whole morning and there hasn't been a single customer. It's boring!
However, when he raised his head, he frowned instantly.
“Live broadcast? And if I remember correctly...she should be Xiaocai, right? ”
The online live broadcast industry was originally created by Lin Yi. Although there are several live broadcast websites that follow the trend, the one that has become popular is the 'Yiban' live broadcast platform created by Lin Yi...
As the main creator, Lin Yi has naturally paid great attention to the platform before. He has also seen some live broadcast clips of the major anchors.
Xiao Cai is also from Shenzhen. , is not only a rare mukbang, but also a leader in mukbang. Ji Yi recognized him instantly
Of course, he knew Xiao Cai, but Xiao Cai did not know him.
“It’s okay if you don’t know me, so as not to cause more trouble and embarrassment. "
"But I didn't expect that after being kicked out by 'Yi Ban', the first time I came into contact with a live broadcast was to be on camera in person..."
With a shake of his head and a smile, Lin Yi stepped forward: " Please take a seat, both of you. ”