"What, you're not welcome?"
Mom Yuan Damei hugged her arms, her figure was close to 180 pounds, and she was very oppressive.
Next to her, her father, Lin Qiu, was as thin as a bamboo pole. Well...it doesn't seem appropriate to put it this way. To embellish it a little, he was as thin as a monkey.
"You still think we two old guys have disturbed your world?"
"How can we do that?"
Ji Yi's moment of cold sweat Came down.
"Quick, quick, please come in."
Lian Yinqin invited the two of them into the house, served tea and water for a while, and Lin Yi relaxed slightly when he saw that his mother did not get angry.
It’s not that he is cowardly, but that in the memory of his predecessor, he was too afraid of his mother!
What is the family status of parents at home?
Haha...
Just like their bodies!
"Yao Yao is not here?"
Lin Qiu touched his mustache and squinted: "How is it, son, am I going to have a grandson soon?"
Do you still have the nerve to say it?
Ji Yi was about to ask how we could get married without you, but someone was faster than him!
Bang!
My mother slapped her on the shoulder. Lin Qiu shuddered and sat on the ground, grinning and almost didn't cry.
"I'm disrespectful to an old man. Yaoyao is a good girl, how can she do something like getting on the bus first and paying for the ticket later?"
"It was just that I was too naive back then. As soon as you, old guy, fooled you and softened your heart..."
Ji Yi: "(ˉ▽￣~)"
Hey, it seems that I have discovered some great secret.
It turns out that back then, mom and dad got on the bus first and paid for the tickets later? Quite avant-garde!
Wait...
He suddenly realized a problem.
"How do you feel that you are teaching me... to cheat?"
Looking at his father Lin Qiu subconsciously, he found that his 'disrespectful' father was looking at him for a while wink.
-_-||!
Ji Yi’s head was full of black lines, and he understood instantly.
The feeling is that this couple is teaching their son how to get on the bus first and pay for the ticket later?
I'm going...
Ji Yi wiped away cold sweat: "She went shopping for groceries, and I'm working at home. Why did you suddenly come back?"
Could it be that you heard my call day and night to come back and arrange our wedding?
This guy thought happily.
"Can you come back?"
My mother sneered: "Our house is almost demolished, can we come back and take charge?"
"That's it. You are such a heartless white-eyed wolf, your house is about to be demolished and you don’t even give us a call!”
“That’s right!”
Daddy got up, Helping from the side: "If we hadn't seen the newspaper, I'm afraid we would still be in the dark!"
"Why, do you want toAre we homeless? You traitor! ! ! "
Jin Yi: "(????)..."
That's enough, you two drama queens!
He has no love in his life. Said: “Have you brought your mobile phones? ”
“No, but you can’t send us an email? Um... I don't seem to have a computer, so can't you write to us? "
"So...where to send the letter? "
"Send it to us! "
Jin Yi: "..."
Haha, you probably want to laugh me to death and inherit my Ant Flower!
"Okay, Don't talk about this. "
My mother waved her hand, um... it was a really big hand.
"You still work? Has the sun come out in the west? What kind of job can you do if you don't do well with salted fish? "
"Turn over the salted fish? "
God, why don't you turn over the salted fish... If the salted fish turns over, isn't it still a salted fish?
Speaking of my predecessor, why don't you have any parents in your memory? It's all a joke. The memory of the hand?
My special mother is having a hard time holding it back, right?
"You are really 'isolated'. "
Jin Yi took out his mobile phone, searched out the recent news, and let them look at it. Ten minutes later...
"Ouch! "
"You boy, you have made quite a stir in the past half a year! ”
My mother squinted for a while, looked at her phone, and then at her son, as if she didn’t believe this was true, let alone that her ‘salted fish son’ had suddenly become famous~
"Entertainment company? ”
The father’s eyes shone: “Isn’t that why we have signed contracts with many female stars?” "
"Huh? "
Jin Yi's brows jumped and he immediately took a few steps back: "There is murderous intent! ! ! "
"The black tiger took out the heart! ! ! "
"Monkey steals peach! ! ! ”
My mother took action instantly, adding various 'stunt skills', and a set of combos made my father scream in agony...
After a long time, it finally stopped.
Mom clapped her hands: "I feel comfortable. "
"Tell me, what's causing your headache? "
Jin Yi: "..."
What's the headache?
The hero and heroine!
He told the story roughly ...
"Is this the script? "
My mother picked up the printed script and looked through it. My father also 'resurrected' and 'peeped' from the side.
After reading...
My mother’s eyes lit up.
“Interesting, is this really what you wrote? "
"Who else is it? ”
Ji Yi patted his chest...
Well, I typed this word by word. How can the welfare of time travelers be considered stealing?
"So now you are short of a male and female leadJiao and the two piano players are having a headache about this, right? "
My mother smiled and said.
"That's right. "
"So are you stupid? ”
The father interjected: “Look, who is suitable to play the roles of the lessor and the lessor?” ”
“Of course it’s me and Xue Yao, we both act in our true colors...”
Click, click!
My mother clenched her fists, bones and joints He clicked and said with a smile: "I'll give you another chance to organize your words. "
"I..."
"Black Tiger..."
"My dearest parents. "
Ji Yi 'surrendered'.
Of course, it cannot be said to be surrender.
In fact, these two characters, the father and the mother are still It's really more suitable than him and Xue Yao, and only they can be considered as true characters.
If he and Xue Yao were to play, they would have to be able to act old and ugly, otherwise they would not fit the role.
But Mom and Dad?
They almost don’t even need to put on makeup...
In fact, Lin Yihe has the temperament of a 'rental mother-in-law' who has been collecting rent for decades. How can two people like Xue Yao, who have only been in charge for a few years, compare?
“Wait, that’s not right! ”
Jin Yi suddenly came to his senses.
“What we are lacking now is not actors for landlords and landlords, but male and female protagonists! ! ! ”
“What’s the use of stealing these two roles? ”
“Stupid! "
The father shook his head with a look on his face: "Don't you know how to do it yourself? "
"Me? ”
Jin Yi was stunned...
Well, I really didn’t think about myself before.
But now that I think about it, my image is definitely qualified. , and even a little bit more handsome.
As for his acting skills...he thinks he is no different from his previous life.
Moreover, he is familiar with the original work, and he is the most familiar with it in the world. There is no one like Mr. Xing who performs well.
It seems that he can do it by himself?
The door opens. >
After Xue Yao entered the door, she was slightly startled when she saw the long-lost "parents", and then she found that the three of them were looking at her with their eyes widened.
"Why. Already? ”
“The decision is yours! "
Jin Yi grinned: "Image and temperament, completely passed the test, I'm so happy! ”
The choice of hostess is confirmed!
What? Acting skills?
After being tempered and learned by Mao Liang, Xue Yao’s acting skills are definitely not bad. Plus the Kung Fu heroine doesn’t have a single line, so she’s definitely capable!