Finally, the short video of several minutes ended, and next, the four women took the stage.
The three 2.5-dimensional sisters, who are almost identical and all incredibly beautiful, pose in different poses. They wear short skirts and look youthful and dazzling.
However, the audience soon discovered a problem.
"Green onions?!!!"
"What the hell? Are they going to perform eating raw green onions?"
"The taste... is a bit strong! ”
“It’s more than that!”
“I can’t stand this blow!” !"
While complaining... the accompaniment sounded, and the bright and cheerful rhythm instantly attracted everyone's attention.
Then...
The three sisters of the 2.5-dimensional girl group jumped up!
The ‘Green Onion Figure’ in his hand also swung up.
The dance with extremely distinctive two-dimensional style instantly stunned countless viewers.
That's not all. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xiaohan raised the microphone and opened his voice...
The originally penetrating and highly recognizable tone suddenly turned into a It has a 'nihilistic two-dimensional' sound, and even has a hint of electronic music!
"Ah la tsa tsa
Lali ah di
Pull the handle harder and bounce the waves
Lali daddy Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it >
Ah, forest, forest, tender and hard to dial, read a lot, read a lot, read, read, read
..." (PS: Foley)
This moment , almost everyone watching the show was stunned...
"What the hell?!"
"Die flutter, what the hell is this?!"
< p>"Is this a song written by Lin Yi? I'm afraid it's a ghost!!!!""Are you crazy?!"
The Storm Four and Shen Yan Collective be thrown off balance!
Dear me, the rhythm is indeed very good, and it does sound very strong in the two-dimensional style, but what the hell are these lyrics?
Chinese is not Chinese, Japanese is not Japanese, and it is not English...
"But...why do I think it sounds pretty good?"
"Don't tell me, if you don't listen to the lyrics, it's really quite magical."
"Old He! Why are you staring at the screen?"
"Ahem...I You're trying to tell who the three twins are..."
"Bah! Are you trying to tell someone else's body?"
"That's it! What, aren't we discussing this song now? Why are you paying attention to me?"
...
"I'm so crazy!"
"This song..."
"Divine Comedy! I haveI started to sway with the girls, even though I couldn’t understand a word..."
"Nah! It still sounds good, and the performance of the 2.5-dimensional ladies is even more perfect, but... Mr. Charter, you rip-off, get out of here! "
"What the hell are these lyrics? The program team didn't even add subtitles. Who can understand this? ! "
"Subtitle group: Sorry, I can't fucking understand it. How can I add it? ”
“Pfft… It’s just a shame that Zhang Xiaohan, a scammer like Bao Ren, could write such a song, and the tempo is so fast!” You must have put in a lot of effort to be able to sing it! ”
“That’s what Xiaohan has been working hard for. "
"But I really didn't expect that Zhang Xiaohan can even sing this kind of song! ”
“Hey, is this the second time you’ve changed your style? From inspirational and love songs to the songs of Uncle Destroy Teng, to the current two-dimensional..."
"Awesome! ”
“Although I don’t understand, I still want to say 6666”
The comments from netizens instantly filled the sky.
Dance the song!
Can’t you understand the lyrics? Sorry, we really don’t understand!
But...the beauty of the triplets in the 2.5 dimension plus Zhang Xiaohan’s sudden transformation, is it possible? Isn’t it delicious?
Especially the two-dimensional lovers and fans of the 2.5-dimensional girl group, this moment is even more exciting!
" Hahaha, it’s been half a year and I finally see the 2.5D girl group releasing a new show! "
"Although he is not the lead singer, he is still full of two-dimensional style! ”
“It’s worth it! "
"I have to say that although this song may have nothing to do with the Pure Land of Paradise, in fact, there is a feeling that they are very close..."
The Onion Swallowing Song , popular!
It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand the lyrics...
The sound is good enough!
What’s more, there are also “triplets” who are like gods! Sisters dancing?
What can you say about this? ?
......
"I really don't know how you wrote this song. "
Xue Yao watched the barrage fly, and the performance of Zhang Xiaohan and the four girls came to an end. She couldn't help but shook her head: "What are you pretending to be in your head? ”
“Hey, it’s all good stuff! "
Jin Yi smiled and changed the subject.
What's the answer to this question?
I am a time traveler, so I am cheating?
p>
Not to mention, the lyrics of this onion song really troubled him for a while
Because this thing itself is a foley song, the lyrics are inconclusive and can only be relied on. Write down the feeling in your memory.
You have to teach yourself how to sing it. Otherwise, even if you give me the staff and the onomatopoeia lyrics, you won’t be able to sing the feeling 100%! p>Fortunately, Zhang Xiaohan also strives for success, also sings very well, and made "Song of a Different World" appear in the world, and it has already gained a large number of fans at the beginning of the world.
"Is it all dry goods?"
Xue Yao pondered: "I really want to split it open for you now to see if it is made of walnuts or almonds. What?”
What a god!
Lin Yile is crazy.
"Is that a kind of dry goods?"
"Why not?"
"Yes, I can't afford to offend, I can't afford to offend..."
p>
……
The show is still going on.
Uncle Teng also sang an original song, which was of high quality. But it's a pity... Zhuan Congge is a killer move!
So, in the end, it was Zhang Xiaohan who broke out of the siege, but Uncle Teng unfortunately lost and missed the subsequent concerts.
Uncle Teng was not sad about this.
On the stage, while hugging Zhang Xiaohan gently, he also sneered: "Song of singing? Hum hum..."
As soon as this sneer came out, Zhang Xiaohan instantly With a grimace: "Uncle Teng, please let me go."
"If you sing it again, I'm afraid it will be a scallion song."
Pfft hahaha! ! !
Everyone laughed.
At this time, the host also came on stage. In his farewell, the program came to an end, leaving only the concert in half a month...
At the same time, today Ten original songs sung by ten late singers were also launched on the Xunteng Music platform at this time.
Listeners who had been waiting for a long time rushed forward to buy the product immediately.
No exceptions.
The magical and two-dimensional style of the onion dumping song has the absolute upper hand.
It’s not that Zhou Ran, Zhao Wu, Tan Hong, Uncle Teng and others didn’t sing well enough, but... everyone wanted to listen carefully, but after listening to this song, I couldn’t understand a single line. Songs with lyrics, what the hell are lyrics! ! !
There is even a "Word Guessing Contest" on the Internet. Whoever's word is the most recent will directly win 10,000 Soft Girl Coins!