Chen Yi was completely stunned, almost going crazy. Because this is completely different from what he imagined!
At first, he just wanted to ‘steal the chicken from the side’, using the fact that Ji Yi doesn’t know how to hip-hop to express: That’s it?
Do you want to break up the Chinese music scene just like this? Idiot's dream, where did we put our hip-hop singers?
But now...
What else can I say? !
......
Under the podium.
A group of students all blinked and looked at Chen Yiyi eagerly.
Except for Blue and White Porcelain, which everyone has already heard, so they didn’t play it, all the other songs have been played once.
Most of the students were fascinated by it and their eyes were shining.
At this moment, someone couldn't help but said: "Teacher, can you comment now? What are the problems with these songs?"
"Yes, teacher, tell us quickly. , you know how bad you are this week..."
"Uh-huh, teacher, please tell us about it from a hip-hop perspective. I actually think that nunchuck song is pretty cool. It sounds good, but I must not understand it. Please analyze it for us from a professional perspective."
"Teacher..."
The students in the audience spoke one after another. Questions were thrown out, and Chen Yi was asked to comment and give advice.
Chen Yiyi could hardly help but find a place to get in!
Holy shit!
On this quality, let me comment? Let me give you advice? Let me tell you what is not good enough and needs improvement? !
My whole body is broken, okay?
With this quality, do I and the others have the qualifications to comment or even give advice? You look down on me too much!
How bad is Zhou Tong?
Don’t you girls still understand? This kind of songwriting is called "unskilled"? If these songs are all too numerous to count, then what are my songs?
Shit? ! ! !
Also let me comment on the issue of nunchucks and analyze what are the disadvantages of nunchucks from a professional perspective? What do you mean, you don’t understand it, so you think it sounds good? !
Fuck!
Thankfully, you don’t understand, so you think it sounds good.
From the perspective of someone like me who understands hip-hop...this nunchuck is simply a masterpiece! !
Fuck him, you want me to die!
Chen Yi's face turned pale, his lips were trembling, and he wanted to speak, but he opened his mouth many times, but nothing came out.
What else can be said? !
To put it bluntly, in fact, I am the one who doesn’t have good numbers. Zhou Dong and Lin Yi both have good numbers, and they are simply too good at it!
Isn’t this nonsense? !
What a psycho! ! !
Chen Yi became completely lost and completely confused.
……
Home.
"Go, go, take it with your hands, don't bother me painting my nail polish."
"Hey, you look good whether you apply it or not, there's no need for it!"< /p>
Lin Yile said: "Even if it is painted, it is still beautiful."
"Say you don't understand, can a woman look good with painted nails?"
"But having said that, don't you want to check it out online? Zhou Dong's album has been online for half an hour, and the first batch of reviews should be out by now. Are you really not worried at all? ?"
"If the audience doesn't like his style, your good songs will be a waste..."
"No."
Lin Yi chuckled and pulled Xue Yao over for a kiss, which made the latter roll her eyes.
"I am full of confidence, and I also believe that Zhou Dong will not let us down!"
"Then why are you so confident?"
"This? I won't tell you the secret!"
"Yo? You can't even tell me?"
Xue Yao rolled her eyes: "Do you still want to tonight? Go to bed?"
"You must think about it!"
"Actually, I am just confident, I can't explain why."
This guy told a little lie.
What else could we do?
I can’t say that these ten songs are the ten most classic among all the songs of Jay Chou in my previous life. This album is simply equivalent to a collection of Jay Chou’s classics, so there is no need to worry at all. Bar?
So he could only vaguely pass by.
Worried?
That’s true.
"Tch, I also have confidence in you, but I have no confidence in anyone other than you. I'd better take a look."
Apply it in twos and twos. Nail polish, Xue Yao picked up her phone, logged into the Xunteng music platform, and directly opened the comment area of Zhou Dong's album.
"The number of comments has reached hundreds of thousands, so fast!"
Xue Yao muttered: "Let's see how the reputation is first. It shouldn't be too bad?"
"It won't be miserable, let's watch together."
Jin Yi came over.
"You don't have a mobile phone?!"
"Hey, my mobile phone is not as good-looking as yours..."
This guy actually hugged Xue Yao directly He stood up, put his chin on her shoulder, and looked at the phone together.
But...
Can Xue Yao not know this guy’s tricks?
Immediately held down the collar: "Does it look good?"
"Um... I mean, my wife, you don't do this, let me see what's wrong?"< /p>
“Cut!!!”
...
The comment area is already abuzz.
Just as Lin Yi thought, it received rave reviews!
There are also negative reviews, but almost no one likes them. The number of likes for the positive reviews is overwhelming. Among them, the number one comment is also the one with the most likes. It's a long comment.
I came here to see a joke: "Haha, just an internet-breaking singer, dares to blow up the Chinese music scene with an album? Look at my name, I'm just here to see a joke!!!
< p>Of course, in order to show that I am a high-end and well-educated troll, I must first listen to these songs and know what the shortcomings are, so that I can make the trolls reasonable, precise, and irrefutable. < p> Fortunately, although Zhou Dong is not well-known, there is only one concert version of "Blue and White Porcelain" that is considered a good work, but the lyricists and composers of these songs are all bad guys? Well, even if the singing is not good, it should be It’s still bearable!So, I clicked on the first song.
I wanted to say: What is this thing about? Isn’t it a waste of words and music?
The result...
I unexpectedly discovered that it was pretty good!
Then I started playing the second song.
How come it sounds good?
This song is good!
Song 4: Ah, it sounds good, really good!
Song 5: Move every time... This rhythm is quite fast.
...
Song 10: What the hell! Every song is a classic, so why am I crazy?
Huh? ? What am I here for?
Fuck you, Zhou understands! The album is a hit in the Chinese music scene!
And I think I should change my name - I’m a joke!”