This surprised many people!
In China, the fans are all stupid.
"What's going on?"
"Why are all the Kung Fu Football teams so weak? It feels like everyone has no strength. Where was the strength that was dozens to one before?"
p>"I also feel strange. I really don't understand. I was so powerful before, but now I am... so bad!"
"Forget about other things, even the Monkey Kingdom It feels really uncomfortable for such a weak team to win..."
"Get out of here, you guys!"
"You guys! Isn’t this too much? The Kung Fu Football team hasn’t lost yet, so you’re going to criticize them?”
“We made an appointment before, even if the Kung Fu Football team loses, we will continue as usual. Support!"
"Yes, although they stumbled forward, they didn't lose. Where are you fucking your mother?"
"No! Isn't it true? Don't some people really think that foreign teams are as bad as those in China? Don't underestimate Monkey Country. Their football strength is actually not weak. It's good to win. I don't know. ”
“That’s right! Although it’s a sense of achievement to directly beat the chicken in the foot pot to 40 to zero, don’t forget that Wu Shihao said that we Chinese people have the BUFF bonus. It’s done!”
“That’s it!”
“Fuck me!”
…
On major football forums, fans of the Kung Fu Football Team started to complain.
Of course, those who question the Kung Fu Football team are indeed not true fans, but 'championship fans'.
If you are awesome, he will be a fan of you.
If you perform a little worse... Haha, I'll blow you to death!
Not to mention losing, even if you can't kill all your opponents directly, even if you use one more move, you are still a bad guy!
Their theory is so magical.
Won?
I don’t care whether you win or not. Anyway, you just didn’t meet my requirements and beat the opponent directly. You are a badass!
……
While abroad.
Those who were originally shocked by the Kung Fu Football Team’s 40-0 victory over the Kung Fu Football Team and paid close attention were all dumbfounded.
The sun never sets on the team.
A group of people were confused: "What the hell?"
"Weren't they 40-0 before?"
"They played in the last few games. What? ”
“It looks like it’s very difficult to win. There are too many mistakes. If it were our team, we would have won the game a long time ago, but it’s a pity that they...”
"So, is it really the mysterious power from the East that allows them to have a super BUFF bonus when they fight against Tiaopanji?"
"It seems that we don't need toI care too much about this team. ”
“Indeed, I don’t think there’s anything to care about. "
......
Milan.
"? ? ? ? ”
“Isn’t it true that this team is very powerful? ”
“Coach, are you going to review a game at this level for us? I'm afraid that our standards will all be lowered..."
"This level is really low! ”
“Can’t even shoot this? hehe! "
"I can't save this. Is this a goalkeeper? ”
“It’s so hot! ! ! "
The players questioned one after another, and the coach was also confused and vomiting blood.
"..., can we score 40-0 just like this? ! ”
“Could it be that he bribed the chicken with his feet? ! "
...
Brazilian team.
The coach watched the remaining games of the Kung Fu Football team and looked at each other with the assistant coach...
“That’s it? ! "
The assistant coaches were a little embarrassed: "But they did score 40-0 before, why don't you take a look at that game! ? "
"Do you think I am a fool? Or do you think that I have enough time that I can waste it as I please? ”
The head coach angrily said: “Even a fool knows that a score of 40 to 0 is absolutely abnormal. It is 100% certain that there is some shady deal!” ”
“Is this kind of competition valuable for reference? "
" Could you please use your brains and think about it carefully? Or maybe you have no brains at all, so that's why you say such brainless things? "
"But the head coach..."
"Get out! ! ! ”
……
Many strong foreign teams.
At the beginning, after the Kung Fu Football team directly defeated the Kung Fu Football team, almost everyone began to pay attention to it.
After all...
This record is too strong
But more people think there must be something wrong with it. , football, not basketball, how can you score forty goals?
How is that possible?
So in fact, when many of them watch the Kung Fu football team, they don’t even think about it. I didn’t watch the 40-0 game.
Because I subconsciously thought that this kind of game was full of loopholes and had no reference value at all.
< p>In this case...who is going to watch?We need to analyze the specific strength of the Kung Fu Football team, of course, to see the results of their subsequent games. See this? ?
What the hell!
What the hell! /p>
Our middle school students are worse than them!
Is this worthy of our attention?
Cut! It must be that those rich fools from China had too much money to spend, so they just bought some balls. The Foot Pot Chicken team was definitely bribed!
Even more than just the Foot Pot Chicken Team?
The same must be true for the Stick Team, the Monkey Team, and the Ah San Team!
Why else would the winning goal be scored in the last few minutes, or even in overtime? It must have been that at the last moment when the situation was not going well, he spent money!
At the same time, they also expressed their feelings.
“Chinese people are really rich!”
“So rich!”
“Haha, who says it’s not the case?”
p>
"Buying a ball is not expensive, but in the World Cup, what you buy is not a ball, but the qualifying rules, and every opponent buys them. How many billions have been spent?!"
"Don't forget, there are also peripheral bets. Which team doesn't play peripheral games themselves? If they lose, if they also lose money along with the peripherals, haha... That's really an astronomical figure. "
"How about saying that everyone in China is stupid and rich?"
"Pfft..."
"But if you want us to If you lose...hehehe."
......
Sneer!
Disdain!
Totally dismissive.
Forty to zero? Who believes it?
They clearly bought it, and even the difficult wins later seemed to them that they paid for it in order to win in the last few minutes.
Is this kind of team worthy of the attention of world-class teams and powerful teams?
Nothing better than bullshit!
......
Lin Yi and his wife, his parents, Wu Shihao and the players of the Kung Fu Football team naturally didn't know about this.
But if they knew it, they would definitely laugh out loud and even give them a thumbs up!
Well done!
Isn’t that it?
We are just such hotheads, so please don’t pay attention to us and don’t be on guard.
Otherwise, wouldn’t the drama we worked so hard on be wasted?
On this day, in the Asian group stage finals, Wu Shihao found Lin Yi and marveled again and again: "I didn't expect that all our players have actor-level acting skills~"