"If you want to blame it, you can only blame the Kung Fu Football team for being too bad!"
"Yes, I have never seen such a badass team before!"
"If they hadn't been so good, we would never have made such a big mistake..."
"Ahhhhh, I don't accept it! I'm so angry!!!"
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Everyone in Yilan, from players to coaches to club executives, all felt extremely angry.
What the hell is this? !
Obviously the opponent was a super rubbish team that could not even compare to an amateur team. They were so ambitious and a powerful team... they actually lost! ! !
Convinced?
What a fool! How could you be convinced? !
If they weren't so good, how could we, Yilan, send out all the goalkeepers and attack like crazy without defending at all? !
They deserve to be so bad!
If they weren’t so incompetent, how could we have been stunned at the last moment?
Who the hell would have thought that a shot from only three meters away could hit the goal post? With this kind of strength, can he enter the World Cup? Go crazy! ! !
It is precisely because of the existence of this 'subconscious' that they all think they have lost, so they give up directly, or even kneel on the ground, roaring in despair...
However, the ball hit the goal post!
Unfortunately, by the time they reacted, the guy had already made up for it and was close to scoring...
Fuck! ! !
This feeling is simply like going out to buy a pack of cigarettes and meeting five cuckold men!
How to describe it?
Indescribable.
I really want to die!
I want to die! ! ! ! !
I want to die, do you understand? !
However...
Whether they wanted to die or not, the referee was still waiting to get off work. He blew the whistle soon and the remaining twenty seconds started again...
Then...
Gone!
How can Yilan, which has ‘collapsed’, form an effective offensive? In the end, just GG!
Still a complete GG...
Not only did he lose the ball, but he also lost people, and even his mentality completely exploded.
Thousands of people are pointing at them, raising their eyebrows and raising their eyes...
But they have no way to do it, and they can't tell them their suffering!
Yes, they are all dissatisfied and think that the Kung Fu Football team is just so lucky.
But this does not change the fact. What awaits them is only the crazy abuse of countless fans...
...
I don’t know how many fans in China Cheering wildly.
"Hahaha, win!"
"Awesome, the Kung Fu Football team is awesome!"
"Finally not kneeling in the first round, hahahaha , launch towards the championshipImpact! "
"I can win this damn thing. To be honest, I have no hope because I have been trapped in the penalty area and can't get out, but the result..."
" Hahaha, who made Yilan's goalkeeper come out to attack? Let me tell you, this is luck! ”
“This is really luck. The luck of the Kung Fu Football team is simply invincible. No one can beat it!” ”
“I can win this, but I have nothing to say~! "
"However, the Kung Fu Football team still has to work hard. It can be seen from this game that their strength is really far from the world's top teams. That is to say, they are lucky this time, otherwise If..."
"Fuck, who doesn't know this? After all, everyone understands this. The key is that they win. Do you understand that they won? So there is only one thing we have to do now, and that is to cheer for them~~~! ”
There were cheers in the country.
……
Jin Yi and his party are also extremely satisfied!
This acting is qualified No?
That’s definitely qualified, not just qualified, but full marks!
Wu Shihao couldn’t help but laugh: “I’m going to die laughing. Isn't this Yilan too cooperative? Now no team will doubt that we are pretending to be pigs and eating tigers! "
"At least I can hide it for one more time. "
"Hahaha! The father was also smiling from ear to ear: "If you ask me, that's true. We are so lucky. Yilan just came to our door to act for us..."
It's not just a door-to-door delivery. Did you come?
At first, he was forced to play in the penalty area
In fact, everyone in the Kung Fu Football team, including Wu Shihao, was trying to figure out a way. Looking for opportunities, hoping to win this game with the most "shit luck" method...
But they have never found a chance
Even, they are preparing to play in overtime. Sai showed some strength and forced a goal.
But in the end, they actually sent the goalkeeper over?
It would be a fool not to take advantage of such a good opportunity. < /p>
Then, he dribbled the ball all the way into the penalty area!
“If you ask me, that kid is really bad. "
Wu Shihao smiled: "The acting is so similar, even if we bring a ball, we can do something wrong. Now I'm afraid the whole world is criticizing us! ”
“Forget it, even in the last three meters, I have to perform kicking the goal post again. I am really convinced and I must give him a thumbs up!” ”
Jin Yi also nodded repeatedly: “Yes, you have to give it a thumbs up!” ”
Don’t you have to give me a thumbs up?
This ‘actor’ is so professional!
If you didn’t know the inside story, even I would have watched itNo clue...
...
Time passes.
As expected, Yilan was directly scolded as a dog. Everyone in the team, from the club's senior management to the bench players, all jumped out to apologize, trying to calm the fans' anger, but the effect was obviously not good. not good.
The Kung Fu Football Team was directly selected as the 'unexpected No. 1' hot chicken team...
After all, in everyone's eyes, the Kung Fu Football Team The performance is all in Te Niang's so bad.
However...
This is just the beginning!
Immediately afterwards, several old giants were scored by the Kung Fu Football Team in an almost identical way in the last three minutes!
Until it covers the sky.
When the Kung Fu Football team met the old and powerful team of the 'Yellow Horse'... the scene of being pinned in the penalty area and being ravaged crazily appeared again!
Forget it.
But the most annoying thing about Te Niang is that the yellow horse failed to score a goal during the entire game!
Then?
Then, in the last few minutes, the Kung Fu Football team found an opportunity. After staggering, stumbling, and almost rolling, it was lucky enough to rush into the penalty area and shoot...< /p>
As a result, this time the shot was shot crookedly.
The yellow horse goalkeeper sneered and pounced on him immediately, full of confidence.
The result...
Bang!
The ball hit the edge of the goal post, and then...
Suddenly made a sharp turn!
Poof! ! !
Break!
......
All the yellow horses asked for help and fans were stunned: "What am I doing????"
This is not the most amazing thing .
The most amazing thing is.
The fucking player who shot the goal was also stunned. It took a long time before he jumped three feet high.
"What the hell?!"
"I scored!"
"I scored!"
"Oh, my God Ah, I actually scored! ”
All the ‘Yellow Horses’ were stunned.
I am Diuleilou!
Emotionally, you don’t have any damn confidence in yourself. Don’t you think you can score a goal? !