Chapter 3 I only recognize my butt but not my people
Yun Niang nodded with satisfaction, took a sip of tea, handed the teacup to the black-faced maid, and continued.
"From now on, the young master's food and clothing expenses will be paid from the kilometer. According to my regulations, the supply will be reduced by 20%. The mother-in-law to be used will be Grandma Qin. I will choose two clean and smart girls from the farmer's family. Wait.
After the young master goes to school, we will find a smart boy to be a book boy. Our young master will take the first prize in the future, which means that the family is in bad luck now, so you take advantage of it! /p>
If a good student takes care of a good young master, one day your chickens and dogs will ascend to heaven!”
The old housekeeper wearing a fur coat widened his eyes and kept looking at Yun Zhao, what happened yesterday? At that time, the young master at home still looked stupid, but he became wiser after a sleep?
Yun Zhao smiled, cupped his hands towards the old housekeeper Yun Fu and said, "I used to be naughty and got angry with my mother. I teased Uncle Fu, please forgive me!"
With a "gudong" sound, the old housekeeper Yun Fu's knees softened and he knelt on the ground, pointing at Yun Zhao and looking at Yun Niang with trembling fingers.
Yunniang curled her lips and said: "Uncle Fu has served the Yun family for three generations. You can check the young master to see if he is your master, so that no one will say that I replaced you with a civet cat. The master of the house."
Yunfu gritted his teeth and walked up the steps. He looked at Yun Zhao up and down first, then looked at Yun Niang and said, "The appearance is the same!"
< p> Yun Niang snorted coldly and said: "I know you, an old dog, still don't believe it. You were the third one to hold your master when he was born. You know exactly what marks he has on him. Since you want to check, check clearly. , What are you doing in such a secretive manner?”The sweat on Yun Fu’s forehead was dripping, and his voice was dry. After a long while, he gritted his teeth and hissed: “I’ll give you a whip first, and then Check it!"
Yunniang waved her hand and said: "No need to bother, check it quickly. Once you check it, serving your master is better than anything else!"
Listen to my mother! Saying this, Yun Zhao's face suddenly turned dark.
Before he could resist, the old housekeeper Yun Fu, who smelled like sheep, had already held him in his arms and started to peel off his clothes.
The unbuttoned clothes are easy to unbutton. After loosening a few straps, Yun Zhao is left with only a small butt curtain. Fortunately, it is covered by the butler's sheepskin jacket. Zhaocai felt a little warmer, but when he saw some fat little creatures crawling out of the housekeeper's sheepskin jacket, Yun Zhao wanted to stand naked in the field.
The housekeeper's heart beat very hard, and he slowly opened the curtain of Yun Zhao's butt like opening a sieve. He looked at the red mark on Yun Zhao's butt affectionately like a nymphomaniac and beat wildly. His heart gradually calmed down, he glanced at Yun Niang again, and then spat on Yun Zhao's butt...
The sticky spit stuck to his butt, and Yun Zhao began to go crazy, trying to get out of his head. Escape from the hands of this old pervert.
Unfortunately, one of the old housekeeper's hands was like an iron pliers, locking him tightly, leaving a big, rough hand like a file free to wipe Yun Zhao's delicate butt vigorously.
Hearing her son's miserable cry, Yun Niang snorted dissatisfiedly, looked at her son distressedly, and finally gritted her teeth and did not stop Yun Fu's rough behavior.
Yun Zhao felt that his buttocks were burning and the skin was probably broken.
Before he could finish screaming, the old butler Yun Fu put Yun Zhao on his arm, showed his butt outwards and roared: "This is the flesh and blood of my young master. Who dares to question it? First Ask the old slave if he agrees with the knife in his hand!
The tongue-tied old man was the first to pull out his tongue! ”
Yun Niang was very satisfied with what the housekeeper Yun Fu said! , seeing that his son was still naked, he hurriedly snatched his son from Yun Fu's hand, and worked with the maids to help him dress.
Yun Zhao wiped away the painful tears and roared: "I want to take a shower first!"
Yun Fu chuckled at the side and said: "I'm so dirty, little one." The young master should wash himself up."
After that, he kicked a boy in the leg and shouted: "Shacai, didn't you hear that the young master wants to take a bath?"
p>The two boys rolled away and ran away. Yun Zhao pointed at Yun Fu and said: "You have to wash it too and throw away your rotten leather coat!"
Yun Fu smiled and said He cupped his hands and said: "Okay, I will take care of the young master to take a bath!"
The big bathtub was filled with hot water. After Yun Zhao went in, Yun Fu appeared next to him with a brush. .
"Why didn't you speak before, Master?" Yun Fu brushed Yun Zhao's red buttocks twice with a brush.
Yun Zhao lay on the edge of the bathtub and said weakly: "I don't talk to fools!"
Yun Fu said with a smile: "I have never studied, Zhuangzi said Most of the people are farmers, and they are a bit stupid, but my wife is a lady who has studied in school, why don’t you say anything?”
As he spoke, he used a pig hair brush to brush at Yun Zhao. Brush twice on the butt.
Yun Zhao rolled his eyes at Yun Fu and said: "When I am with my mother, she is the one doing most of the talking..."
"Oh, so that's it. After the death of the young master, the madam will inevitably be lonely. The young master should be more considerate of the madam." As he spoke, Yun Fu dipped the brush into the soapy water, and the target of the brush was still Yun Zhao's butt with the mark.
"Bring it somewhere else, this is a pig hair brush!"
Yunfu put the brush on Yun Zhao's back and said with an embarrassed smile: "Here comes the old slave!" It's like a dream now. It's not that I don't believe the young master, but that I don't believe my own eyes." Yun Zhao snorted and turned his head and said bitterly: "It's really not as fun to talk to you as to talk to a wild boar. "
Yun Fu paused with the brush in his hand and said, "Is that wild boar spirit really able to talk?"
Yun Zhao said angrily: "Usually. I said, itLook, I wish it could talk so I wouldn't have to talk to you. "
Yunfu chuckled and said, "What this means is that I don't want to talk to those idiots. ”
“If I hadn’t seen my mother pitiful, I would rather pretend to be mute for the rest of my life!” "
"The young master has actually become wise a long time ago, right? "Yunfu hesitated for a moment, then pretended to be nonchalant and expressed his doubts.
"How do you know? "
Yunfu smiled silently, continued to wipe Yun Zhao's back with the brush and said: "I have never seen a little baby who loves to be clean more than the young master.
Whose three or five-year-old dolls are not dirty. At the age of eating shit, only the young master is as neat as the dolls in the New Year pictures. There are not many silly dolls in this village. The Yunhe family His silly son is incomparable to the young master.
Last year, the old slave felt that the young master was not a fool, and thought it was the eldest lady’s trick, so he didn’t dare to say anything.
Now that the eldest lady has exposed the matter, the family can be peaceful for a while from now on.
Yun Zhao nodded with satisfaction. Seeing that the brush in Yun Fu's hand fell on the half of his buttocks with the birthmark again, he said depressedly: "Why are you brushing there again?" The skin is broken! ! "
Yunfu stopped awkwardly and said: "I'm used to it..."
The clean Yunzhao looked like the fat doll in the New Year paintings, Yunfu Yue The more I liked it, the more I saw Yun Zhao falling asleep, so I carried Yun Zhao out of the inner house and handed it to Yun Niang. He sat on a bench and said to Yun Niang
"I heard that last year in Beijing. There was a drought thunder, causing countless casualties. The old Taoist in Guandi Temple said that this was a sign of evil spirits born in the country.
After returning from Bald Mountain in the morning, Yun Qi and his team went around talking about the young master as a monster... and saw the young master sitting on a stone slab talking with the wild boar spirit.
The old slave does not believe it, but the villagers are ignorant, so it is still necessary to ask the Taoist master in Guandi Temple to exorcise the evil spirits from the young master.
Yunniang looked worriedly at her son who was sleeping on the bed and said softly: "What happened in the morning happened suddenly. I have just come back to my senses. One thing Yun Qi said was right. What happened in the morning Shi Zhaoer did sit with the big wild boar on Bald Mountain. You said..."
Yunfu smiled proudly and said: "Please ask Taoist Master to exorcise the evil spirits for the young master. This is for outsiders to see. The young master has enlightened himself. It’s a great joy for me, Yunshi.
Even if it is possessed by some spirit, it is nothing as long as it can open branches and leaves for my Yun family.
In those days, what scene did you not see when the old man followed the old man to conquer various places?
Even if this thing is a bit strange, as long as the old man is still there, it won't make any big waves!
Yun Niang frowned and said: "I don't think there is anything wrong with my son. It's just that this little man is a bit withdrawn. Ever since he called me mother, it has touched my heart." Went.
It’s not impossible to find a Taoist priest to come to your home, but it’s just that people like Yun QiThe mouth is too poisonous!
Yunfu said calmly: "In the past, the young master was not wise, and the old slave just let them do whatever they want. After all, with the young master's appearance, there is no way to inherit the family business and find a caring brother." It would be nice to be in charge of the family business and take good care of the young master.
It’s different now. The young master has a mind. No matter how much they think about it, they will overstep the rules. It is not their turn to intervene in the family leader’s lineage!
This old slave has his own opinion on this matter!
Yunniang sighed and said: "Forget it and drive him away. After all, he is a member of the Yun clan. I don't want Zhao'er's father to have a hard time in the underworld." "
Yun Fu nodded and was about to leave when he heard Yun Zhao, who was sleeping behind Yun Niang, whisper softly: "Mom, don't drive them away, they are very pitiful!
Yunfu was stunned for a moment, stretched his neck to look at Yunzhao, and said to Yun Niang: "The young master is right. There are so many thieves in Shaanxi now. If their family leaves this Yushan, it will be the same." A dead end.
The old slave will tell him to shut up and not drive him away. ”
After that, she walked out the door.
Yun Niang looked at her son’s big dark eyes and sighed: “Just like your father, he looks like a good person. . "
Yun Zhao yawned and said, "Everyone in the Yun family belongs to me, and no one is allowed to leave!" "
"How to say? "Yun Niang stared hard into her son's eyes.
Yun Zhao did not avoid his mother's gaze and said calmly: "Don't you always say that it's easy to do things when there are many people?
Yun Niang pondered for a moment, covered her son with a quilt and said, "Sleep well, choose a good day, and I will hire a good master for you." ”
Yun Zhao nodded, yawned again, and closed his eyes.