Chapter 7: Worthless monster!
Yun Zhao’s first lesson in the Ming Dynasty started with a war with the big white goose and ended with cinnabar wisdom.
This process is very simple. Xu Yuanshou directly omitted the middle steps of dressing properly and washing hands and purifying the mind. He also omitted the process of filling out the name certificate and submitting it to the Lantian County School.
The first day's lesson was the "Three Character Classic". Xu Yuanshou taught it very seriously. After discovering that Yun Zhao could recite it easily, he left a lot of homework for Yun Zhao - copying the "Three Character Classic" 》A hundred times!
After checking Yun Zhao’s calligraphy like a dog crawling, he corrected Yun Zhao’s ugly writing posture, gave Yun Zhao his copy of the Three Character Classic, and taught Yun Zhao step by step. One hundred and ten words were written.
Xu Yuanshou can write quickly and well. He can throw away the red post bought by Yun Niang and use his own handwriting directly. It seems that this person is extremely confident in writing.
It was noon in a blink of an eye, and Yun Zhao's two silly maids brought lunch with them drooling.
The lunch was very sumptuous, mainly including a bottle of wine and a chicken!
Although the Yun family is a wealthy family, the meals on weekdays have never been so rich. Today is the first day of enlightenment. Yun Niang rewards her husband and hopes that he can teach her son well.
When he was not hungry, Xu Yuanshou was a very elegant person. Whether he was eating, drinking tea or drinking soup, he was very disciplined, which made Yun Zhao unable to eat and drink happily!
Seeing Xu Yuanshou put the chicken breast, which he hated most, into his bowl, he took out half of the chicken neck from the basin and ate it deliciously.
As for the chicken breast, it had already gone into the bellies of the two maids. With them here, Yun Zhao would definitely not waste food.
After Xu Yuanshou had had enough wine and food, he stood in front of the window and looked at the snow-capped Yushan Mountain in the distance and said to himself: "The window really contains the snow of Xiling for thousands of years!"
< p>After Yun Zhao sent two happy maids to take away the few remaining meals, he came to Xu Yuanshou and lay on the window sill to look at the white snow on Yushan Mountain.After a long time, I suddenly heard Xu Yuanshou whisper.
"The capital city has suffered a divine punishment, and there are many thieves in Shaanxi. The world will be in chaos, and scientific examinations will be useless. A certain school will only teach you to enlighten you. As for the study of classics, it depends on your future ambitions!"
"My mother hopes that I will be admitted to the top exam and come back to honor my ancestors!"
Yun Zhao said to Xu Yuanshou hopefully.
Xu Yuanshou laughed miserably and said: "No. 1 scholar, No. 1 scholar, do you know how old he was when Wen Gong Zhenmeng, the No. 1 scholar in Renxu, passed the examination this year?"
Yun Zhao said with a smile: "It must be so. A young man!"
Xu Yuanshou said: "If you think you can accept being the number one scholar at fifty, someone can help you!"
"This man is fifty years old! He won the first prize in the examination?"
"Yes, his ancestor is Wen Zhengming, a famous scholar in Jiangnan. You, the Yun family, were originally a military commander. In recent years, the number of people has declined and you have no connections. You are like thisIf one's family background does not allow him to have Jiangnan Hongru as his teacher, his ability to become a scholar would be the limit. ”
“But, I am very smart! "
Xu Yuanshou looked at Yun Zhao pitifully and said: "It has nothing to do with your intelligence, it only has to do with your family background.
If you, the Yun family, have inherited farming and education since your generation, and if you are smart from generation to generation after three or five generations, you can aspire to be a Jinshi with a hairpin, but it is absolutely impossible to aspire to be the number one scholar!
What's more, there are countless intelligent people in the world like crucian carp crossing the river. What does your early wisdom mean? "
Yun Zhao shouted: "This is not fair! "
Xu Yuanshou smiled and said: "This world has never been fair. The word fairness is only related to strength! "
"I learned the "Three Character Classic" in an hour and can recite it! ”
“Many people have this ability. I have also seen a certain Mengtong family who can memorize the Three Character Classic, Hundred Family Surnames, and Thousand Character Classic in one day, and his handwriting is pretty good. A hundred times better than you! ”
“It must have been learned in preschool!” "Yun Zhao was very angry.
Xu Yuanshou laughed and said: "No, sir, he will know it after reading it once. As for writing, he uses a wooden stick to draw on the sand table according to the copybook. "
Yun Zhao was speechless and a little unconvinced, and whispered: "What is this person doing now? Is he a high official? "
Xu Yuanshou naturally put his hand on Yun Zhao's head and said: "That man was in trouble for half his life, achieving nothing, and finally became your husband! "
Yun Zhao was a little confused, and Xu Yuanshou seemed to be in a bad mood. He opened the door and walked out of the courtyard alone.
As soon as the gentleman left, Yun Niang came from outside Came in in a hurry, without a housekeeper to accompany her and without seeing her husband.
Yunniang first looked at Yun Zhao's writing and frowned, then immediately asked: "What did you teach me, sir?" ? "
""Three Character Classic"! "
"Have you learned it? ”
“I’ve learned it, and I can already memorize it!” ”
“Have you ever known the benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, respect and filial piety in the book?
Yun Zhao stared at his mother with wide eyes and said: "I have only been studying for an hour, and I was bitten by the big white goose you raised and I have bruises all over my body. How can I read the Three Character Classic..." "
Before he finished speaking, he felt someone slapped him hard on the back of his head.
"Your cousin Qin Liang has already started to fight. "
Yun Zhao shook his confused head and said: "Twenty days ago, I was still a fool! "
Just after he finished speaking, he was hit hard on the back of the head.
"That's what you pretended to be. You have been lazy for so many years, it's time to be diligent! I will ask Uncle Fu to find Mr. Xu and ask him to supervise you more! ”
My mother came and went quickly. Before the pain on the back of Yun Zhao’s head disappeared, her mother disappeared.
This is a very familiar feeling, Yun Zhao This is not the first time Akira has experienced this feeling of hoping that his son will become a successful child..
It’s just that this time it’s even more intense!
Had he known that he would have to go through this after becoming smarter, he thought it would be easier to be a fool.
I posted it a hundred times, and the "Three Character Classic" has 1,122 characters, a hundred times... The brush is so soft that it cannot be controlled, and my wrist feels tired after writing a few words. Feeling uncomfortable, Yun Zhao began to regret it again.
Therefore, when Yun Zhao yawned for the tenth time under the oil lamp, the two maids had already slept unconsciously on the small bed in the corner of the room, while Yun Niang sat with two maids under the oil lamp. His eyes were as wide as copper bells as he stared at Yun Zhao writing.
The dim yellow oil lamp fell on Yun Niang’s ferocious face, and there was no gentleness at all...
After writing the last word, Yun Zhao turned over and fell on the bed and fell asleep. .
Yun Niang did not wake up Yun Zhao this time. She read the calligraphy written by Yun Zhao. Although it was still as ugly as ever, at least it had some appearance.
Yun Niang unbuttoned Yun Zhao's clothes, pushed him into the bed that had been warmed, lowered her head and kissed her son's newly dotted cinnabar forehead, then got off the kang and went back to the inner room to rest while holding the oil lamp.
Without the oil lamp, the room immediately became dark. The windows were covered with thick paper, making it difficult for light to penetrate. No matter how wide Yun Zhao opened his eyes, it was still pitch black. .
One little maid was calling her mother in her dream, and the other was grinding her teeth. Yun Zhao was filled with frustration.
He thought he could really act as a genius boy here. After today's study, he found that he didn't have many advantages at all, at least, that's how it was in learning. .
It is impossible to be a poor student in your previous life and become a top student in another world. This is completely unreasonable.
Studying - it really depends on talent...
"No, I have to spread the firepower. Otherwise, they will all focus on me, where There is still a way for me to survive.”
“Comparison will only lead to superiority. Only if the mother knows that the other children of Yun’s family are idiots can I have a way to survive... You can’t just let me. Lao Xu taught me a man. He is a genius among geniuses, and I am a fake genius. If this continues, sooner or later I will be exposed...
The two silly sons of the Yun Qi family are very suitable. ...My mother just taught them a lesson, so they shouldn't have the guts to refute me. However, studying is a thankless task, and I don't know what their attitude is...
Poor families probably don't have the money to pay. Shu Xiu is so annoying. Do you want me to help them find Shu Xiu?”
The day was so exciting that Yun Zhao couldn’t resist the temptation of sleep after his brain was active for a while and fell into a deep sleep. .
When the rooster crowed for the first time, Yun Niang dug Yun Zhao out of the warm bed. At this time, Yun Zhao was fast asleep no matter how his mother cried. In desperation, Yun Zhao My mother had no choice but to call two maids who had already gotten up, and togetherHelp Yun Zhao get dressed.
"The lights are on at three o'clock and the chickens are on at five o'clock, it's time for men to study!"
Yun Niang was chattering while helping her son get dressed.
"The pit ashes are still in chaos in Shandong, and Liu Xiang never studies." Yun Zhao was in a daze, and when he heard someone reading a poem, he subconsciously replied.
As soon as he finished speaking, his body shivered violently, and he suddenly woke up.
"What did you just say?" Yun Niang asked her son doubtfully.
Yun Zhao opened his arms and hugged his mother's neck and said: "I don't want to go to school, I want to sleep!"
Yun Niang didn't hear clearly what her son said. This time To be honest, when I saw my son was cheating, I slapped him on the butt and said, "Go to school well!"
"Mom, can you find a few more people to go to school with?"
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Yun Niang sneered and said: "How many more people can we find to go to school so that we can compete with you for family business in the future?"
"Mr. Li said yesterday that the world is going to be in chaos. Studying is actually about learning skills. I think the more capable people in the family, the better, so as not to be bullied in the future."
Yun Niang slowed down in helping her son get dressed, and then she said to her son after a long while. You are just playful and want to find a partner, right?"
Yun Zhao said with a smile: "Yes!"
Yun Niang originally wanted to scold her son, but suddenly she thought of him. Since he was born, he has been alone without a playmate. He felt weak and sighed: "If you go to school well, mother will choose a few people to accompany you."
"The two Yun Qi family A silly son is very suitable!"
Yun Zhao continued to deceive his mother.
"No, not the Yun Qi family!"
Yun Zhao smiled and said, "I'm better than them!"
Yun Niang looked at her son blankly , finally lost to his son's shining eyes, hesitantly said: "Don't regret it in the future!"