Chapter 33: The Tenderness of Bandits

Chapter 33: The Gentleness of a Bandit

Yun Mengdi looks like a bandit and acts like one, but in a different style.

He can go to the fields to cut wheat, drive ox carts, farm, blacksmith, and even do a little carpentry.

He also likes to eat noodles from a bowl and drink low-quality liquor. He is full of respect for his sister-in-law and loves his nephew very much.

If he didn't talk about murder, he was just a simple farmer, a farmer who was bullied by others in a big family.

Listening to their conversation, Yun Zhao could always put the uncle who was eating noodles in a basin into the scene of his murder in his mind.

As long as he thought of his uncle eating noodles from a bowl while watching the people splashed in the hot spring water gradually turn into white bones, Yun Zhao shuddered.

Such a scene is undoubtedly against common sense, but Yun Zhao even has a trace of hope while trembling.

At dawn, the robber uncle got up early. Seeing his mother handling the robber uncle like a big animal, Yun Zhao was a little scared.

He used to be afraid of Liu Zongmin, but Liu Zongmin would clasp his fists and call people Yun Ye. If his mother ordered him to run around with a finger, Yun Zhao became even more afraid.

“I am the head of the family now!”

After Yun Niang sent Yun Meng to the mill with a cup of hot tea, she sat in the shade to rest.

"Mom, aren't you afraid that he will stuff you into wild boar soup and soak in hot springs for three days and three nights? He has done this before!"

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome as hot springs. If you can, he'll crush me to death! If you don't dare, then just do the work for me." Yun Niang took a sip of tea and became even more arrogant.

"Mom, why do you think the robber uncle is so humble and accepting of your orders?"

"Huh, why else? Isn't it because the girls on the mountain are older and want to Send it to Zhuangzi for me to raise!

“Eh? No food on Crescent Mountain? ”

“There is no shortage of food, but what good-looking daughter-in-law grew up in a den of robbers? Which good family would dare to marry her?”

Not to mention a good family, even a robber would not marry a woman from the robber's den.

When I think about the arrival of more girls who will corrupt the family tradition, the anger in my stomach cannot be dissipated.

It’s just that he sent Yunmeng’s daughter over. I also recognized his brother’s daughter. After all, they are blood relatives. Even if her front teeth were knocked out, why would she take the heads of several other bandits? The target girl is also sent?

Yueya Mountain cannot give birth to boys, but gives birth to girls. This is the result of God's open eyes! ”

The more Yun Niang spoke, the angrier she became. Her chest was rising and falling, and the hand holding the tea bowl was shaking. It seemed that Yun had really made a sacrifice for the boss this time!!!

The tall and sturdy Yun Meng waved his long whip and pulled the mule.The conductor was obedient, and when it came to rolling the field, the sun was naturally more intense, the better.

Yunzhao, squatting under the shade of a tree, actually saw a sense of kindness in ordinary farm work.

This is all influenced by Mr. Xu’s aesthetic education.

A strong father, a bandit leader who takes pleasure in killing people when he has nothing to do. In order for his daughter to have a good living environment and marry a good son in the future, he will not hesitate to look down upon him. Driven by people, this father's love is definitely rare in Guanzhong, a land that favors boys over girls.

After the grinding was completed, the big animals went to drink water and rest under the shade of the trees. However, Yunmeng, a big animal, could not rest. He had to use a wooden fork to shake off the wheat grains on the straw and then pick them away. Then use a wooden shovel to gather the wheat with chaff together. As long as there is a little wind on the threshing floor, you must hurry up and winnow the wheat. The wheat chaff will be taken away by the wind, and the yellow-brown wheat grains will fall heavily on the ground.

While waiting for the wind, Yun Zhao brought a water jar. Yun Meng picked it up and drank. At this moment, he was a skilled farmer.

"Is it my sister or my elder sister who is coming to the house?"

Yun Meng smiled softly at Yun Zhao and said, "I have both sisters."

Hearing Yun Zhao say this, Yun Meng's originally gentle smile disappeared immediately, and a pair of The boss, with his eyes wide open, looked into Yun Zhao's eyes and said word by word: "These are all your blood sisters!"

Yun Zhao nodded and said: "Live freely in the mountains. Isn’t it good? Why did you send it to my mother to be tortured?” As he spoke, Yun Zhao lifted up his coat and said to Yun Meng, “Look at the slap mark on my back. , This is what I will end up staying in bed."

Yun Meng looked at the cinnabar palm prints on Yun Zhao's back, the ferocious look on his face gradually disappeared, and he helped Yun Zhao pull up his coat and whispered: " The girls have grown up in the mountains, and it’s time to learn the rules. Your mother is a lady of the family, and I, the Yun family, only married one of my ancestors after generations of blessings.

As long as it is for the good of my girls, I will bear some punishment. That's right."

Yun Zhao's eyes almost bulged out after listening to Yun Meng's words. He finally determined that Yun Meng, a savage man, might have some misunderstanding about this lady.

Yun Zhao never considered his mother to be a noble lady, at least, there is no historical record of a lady who dared to drive away wild boars with a wooden fork.

Based on his experience with his mother, his mother is definitely a selfish, stingy, vindictive, and easily irritated person. She has no connection with the ladies in any case.

“The daughters of the Qin family in Xi’an are extremely virtuous and virtuous. Your mother was the eldest daughter of the Qin family. When your father married your mother back then, the huge city of Xi’an It's all a mess.

Everyone thought that your mother would definitely marry into Prince Qin's palace as a princess, or at least marry a famous young man in the city.

I didn't expect your mother. HoweverWhen you married a rich man like your father, the dowry alone cost you a hundred dollars. At that time, I don’t know how many people died from envy. "

Yun Zhao was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. It was the first time he heard that his mother had such a glorious past.

"So, you are willing to take my sister and sister away. Did they deliver it? Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by my mother? "

Yunmeng held the wooden fork and glanced sideways at the blue sky and said with a smile: "Beat him to death? No, you are a boy, your father has passed away, and your mother is both mother and father, so she will naturally be strict with you.

When girls enter the house, it is a good thing to be forced by your mother to learn some rules. It is also a good thing to be beaten if you fail to learn. With your mother's background and knowledge, she cannot do anything vicious. "

As he spoke, the treetops above his head were blown by the wind. Yunmeng immediately walked into the sun field and began to raise wheat again. The plumpest grains fell under his feet, shriveled. The wheat fell a little further away, and the wheat husks were carried far away by the wind.

Yun Zhao kicked the big white goose on the neck, and the big white goose screamed twice and flapped its wings. The old yellow dog who was bullied by the big white goose looked at Yun Zhao gratefully, circled around his calf, and lay on the threshold again.

Yun Zhao drank a cup of his herbal tea, and he woke up when he drank the second cup. He grabbed the tea cup with his hands. After drinking, he wiped the sweat on his head with a handkerchief and said lazily to Yun Zhao: "Don't you have anything else to do during the busy farming season? "

Yun Zhao said: "The wheat in the field was harvested overnight. Someone helped me pick up the ears of wheat that fell in the field. On the threshing floor, my uncle and seven or eight servants were grinding the wheat. I can't help you with anything, so I came to see Mr. "

Mr. Xu stood up and immersed his head in the cold water, shivered comfortably, then pulled his head out of the basin, let the cold water flow down his neck, waved his arms twice and shouted : "Comfortable! "

"Do you know that the Yin clan of the Yun family are bandits? "Yun Zhao squinted at the faceless gentleman.

Mr. Xu sneered and said: "The bandits in Yueya Mountain who destroyed mountains and tigers are said to have the surname Yun, and the bandits in Tangyu have the nickname One Ear. It seems that his surname is Qian.

One of the largest landowners in this area is named Yun, and the other is named Qian. If you want to find out the connection, it is not difficult to guess it with a little effort.

In the past, you two knew how to cover up, but now that the world is in chaos, you people are too lazy to cover up.

To suppress bandits in Guanzhong, we must first clarify the law, eradicate you evil gentry, cut off the supply of bandits, and then decide whether to capture the bandits.

So that when the imperial army comes, there will only be good people here but no bandits. After the army leaves, the place will still be full of thieves.

Yun Zhao smiled and said: "Do you think the government is still capable of completely eradicating thieves?" ”

Mr. Xu looked at the cloudThe clear black and white eyes said: "The foundation is rotten and easy to rot. If you dig out a piece of rotten flesh, the flesh will rot and grow again. You will dig it out again and again. In the end, only the bones will remain. In the end, you will still be dead.

Yun Pig, this is a paradise for those of you who like to eat carrion, and it is also a world full of rats and birds, and a world full of grass and rabbits and foxes. If you still have a conscience, you must not let this world become worse. ”