Chapter 40 I like to be a robber
Yun Zhao clearly felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the hall, and quickly said to Yun Jiao who was very close at hand: "Uncle Jiao, I like to be a robber! ”
When Yunjiao heard what Yun Zhao said, he immediately smiled, opened his mouth and breathed out the smell of rotten flesh and laughed.
"Let me just say, the Yun family has been a bandit for hundreds of years, how can it be possible that the career has been cut off in this lifetime.
Don't tell me, I, the Yun family Everyone is not good-looking, but we need a sweetheart like you. He will be released to look for fat sheep for us in the future, and people will not be wary. In this way, our business will be easy to do.
Let’s talk about it first. , The Yun family is not a prostitute!"
The foul-smelling spittle sprayed on Yun Zhao's face, which made Yun Zhao feel worse than death...
Uncle Fu took Yun Zhao was rescued from Yunjiao's clutches. Yunzhao wiped his face with his sleeve and said: "I will study hard and become a big robber in the future!"
Yunhu said with a smile: "Study is good, study is good , the most profitable people in the world are scholars, the grandfathers can only make ends meet after a year of going through fire and water. If the host's wife hadn't supported the cottage, they would have dispersed long ago.
Those things. Although scholars don’t rob, they are much better at making money than us. My child should study and then become a bandit. This is the right way!
Wait, the baby is here for the first time! , Uncle Hu will give you some greeting gifts!”
The robber was straightforward in his words and actions. Leaving Yun Zhao behind, Yun Hu strode out of the shabby hall and whistled at the door. The ragged bandit followed him.
Yunjiao, who didn't like to talk, became a talkative one today. Seeing that Yun Zhao seemed worried, he waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, it's his turn to go out today."
After Yun Zhao gave the gift to Yun Bao and Yun Xiao, the hall finally became quiet.
"Uncle Fu, haven't our men here been properly trained? For example, your military training methods?"
Until Yunfu could answer, Yunxiao shook his head and said: "It's a miserable life in the village. We have to rob, farm, and guard against the government not having a moment of leisure. In addition, we can't keep up with money and food, so eating is a problem. This is the only way."
Yun Zhao frowned and said: "I'm afraid it's not appropriate to continue like this. Don't these uncles know about military training?"
Yunxiao said: "How could they not know? If they hadn't relied on the mandarin duck formation to fight the enemy in these years, the Yun family would have been defeated long ago.< /p>
Your Uncle Jiao and Uncle Meng are rattan players and long card players, your Uncle Tiger is a long spear player, and your Uncle Leopard is a javelin and short sword player. We don’t use the two-foot bamboo spear. Your Uncle Xiao’s arrows The method was good, so we made it into a simple mandarin duck formation.
The rest of the people in the mountain also arranged it, but there were too few weapons such as armor, shields, long cards, and spears. ”
Yun Zhao looked at the shelves of weapons in the broken hall and couldn't help but sigh: "We should buy more."
Yun Meng smiled and said: "The officers and soldiers of the guard station are not equipped with weapons.Better than ours. "
Yun Zhao recalled what he knew about the guard station in the late Ming Dynasty. He remembered that those people were actually a group of serfs and not an army at all. He immediately shook his head and said: "You can't compare with the officers and soldiers of the guard station!
Sixth Uncle, our family has been thieves for many generations, how can it be possible that we don’t even have all the weapons? ”
Yunmeng, Yunjiao, Clouded Leopard, and Yunxiao all focused their attention on Yunfu, and none of them spoke.
Yunfu took two puffs of cigarette and spoke slowly. He said: "There is a guy in the arsenal, do you want it? Get the heads of Tatars or Japanese pirates!
Yunxiao coughed and said: "Uncle Fu, this is a saying passed down from our ancestors. We also know that nowadays, the Tatars are still outside the mouth and the Japanese pirates have disappeared. How do you want us to get the Tatars?" The heads of children and Japanese pirates? "
Yunfu sneered: "It's not like you didn't have weapons before! "
Yunxiao opened his mouth, and finally slapped his thigh and said nothing.
Yunzhao looked at Yunfu in confusion, then at Yunmeng, and then at Looking at the red-faced Clouded Leopard, Yun Jiao didn't understand what they were saying at all.
Yun Fu dragged Yun Zhao over and looked into his eyes and said, "There is a white-faced scholar named Sun Chuanting who lives in Baimayi. I dug a random hole and killed more than 700 bullshit guys like your Uncle Six.
When your father arrived at Baimayi, the second uncle, fifth uncle, sixth uncle, Yunhu, Yunbao, Yunjiao, and Yunxiao were dragging the roadbed.
If they were not notorious, they would have been buried in the roadbed long ago... Your father gave the eunuch Huang Yusheng two white jade Buddhas, and ten pieces of silk flowers and brocades to make people feel relieved. .
They thought Sun Chuanting would be obedient, but in the end, Sun Chuanting extorted three thousand taels of silver and 700 dan of grain to build roads, thus saving their lives.
Master, when you and your mother return to Xi'an in the future, you will pass by Baimayi. You should be careful when taking that road. It was all the hard work of your uncle and the others. ”
“Sun Chuanting? "
"Yes, Jin Shilang, the magistrate of Chang'an County. "
"What kind of hole did you dig? "
"The farmer accidentally dug out an unparalleled luminous pearl from the ground. The box containing the luminous pearl had words written on it - only the heroes can get it!
Then, the great heroes from Chang'an County and Lantian County swarmed in. I don't know who started the attack first. These guys who all thought they were great heroes and great swordsmen were in Baima. The fighting at the post was dark and the sky was dark... Sun Chuanting led a large number of policemen from Xi'an Prefecture and Chang'an County, as well as the defenders of Xi'an City, surrounded the Baima Post... Then, within one day, the government executioner's ghost-headed sword chopped off the head until the blade curled. Got dozens of them.
Sun Chuanting did not spend a penny, but also collected a large number of weapons and weapons, and gave them to the blacksmith to recast them into hammers, chisels, and shovels, and gave them to great heroes like your uncle for six months. In time, the seventy-mile road that was washed away by flash floods and blocked the communication between Guanzhong and Shuzhong for five years was built.
Sun Chuanting not only got promoted, but also made a fortune. The local people didn't raise their thumbs when they heard Sun Chuanting's name. The local thieves didn't tremble when they heard Sun Chuanting's name.
That is to say, Sun Chuanting has been transferred. If that person is still in Xi'an, huh...your uncles are now...
Master, after hearing these things, do you still want to do it? Thief? "
Yun Zhao's mouth was round and his eyes were wide open. He looked blankly at the uncles who were trying to get into the cracks in the ground, and said with a pinched neck: "I still want to be a thief! "
Yunfu nodded and said: "That's fine, being a thief can be considered a way out these days. However, young master, if you meet someone like Sun Chuanting in the future, don't worry about anything, just turn around and run away.
Bandits are meant to bully the weak. This is what thieves are like. There is no shame in running away a few times.
The Yin clan of our family has been running for hundreds of years, and has been to the deepest mountains. No one can compare with our family in this regard.
Yun Zhao said dissatisfied: "What if we meet someone like Marshal Qi?"
Yunfu laughed and said: "When you meet Qi Shuai... just pretend to be a commoner who is being held hostage by bandits. You probably won't be able to trick him, so just accept your fate." ”
Yun Zhao nodded repeatedly after hearing this.
Uncle Fu mercilessly exposed Yun Jiao’s outrageous words, and Yun Zhao disappeared one by one. The heroic appearance of Gan Yun when he first arrived no longer tempted Yun Zhao to become a thief.
At this moment, Yun Zhao understood why his mother always behaved like this when facing people like Yun Meng. With his aloof appearance, he finally understood why his mother was depriving the Yin people of their money and food. Not only did these people who were treated harshly not object, but they were even more respectful to their mother.
Yun Zhao also became more respectful at this time. I understand one thing - banditry is a very dangerous profession. Just like other professions, only the top few can enjoy power, beauties, fine wine, delicious food...the rest are destined to die. Good stuff!
Uncle Fu is right, the bandits’ greatest ability is to escape!
Yun Zhao feels that he must carry out this purpose until he survives it! Become a big bandit with millions of soldiers!
You must remember this, remember it!
Although the Zhu Ming Dynasty is crumbling from all sides, it is such a broken dynasty. He is still full of talents, and there are many people who are willing to sacrifice their lives for this dynasty.
If he is unfortunate enough to meet one, given the quality of the bandits in his family, he is likely to become one. A stepping stone, he was finally sent to the execution platform and cut into skeletons with a knife...