Chapter 76: Li Dingguo with a deer head and rat eyes
"When Sun Chuanting came to the Fenghuang Mountain Camp to watch the military exercise, how much gunpowder did you bury on the opposite mountain?"
Parting with Sun Chuanting After that, Yun Zhao simply inspected all the refugee shelters and returned to Yushan City ten days later.
After he came back, he asked Yun Yang when he saw him.
"Not much, just a hundred or ten more explosive points."
"Where is the place where the kerosene bomb exploded?"
"Buried Two cylinders of kerosene."
"What about the artillery display?"
"Most of them are chain bombs, and the shells appear denser after being fired..."
"You didn't even use donkeys during the cavalry show, right?"
"No, 30% of them were borrowed mules. Why, Sun Chuanting saw through it?"
< p>Yun Zhao rubbed his face and said: "No, the effect is very good, it scared Sun Chuanting."Yun Yang nodded and said: "I should be scared, I was scared by such a scene. It's broken, Azhao, tell me, it would be great if our weapons really had such power."
Yun Zhao said: "There is no end to exploration, and there will be no end to the power of weapons, sooner or later. One day our weapons will be ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times more powerful than now."
Yun Yang nodded solemnly and said: "I will urge Tang Ruowang and the others. These people have our money. , I don’t do anything all day long, I just use a telescope to look at the stars.”
After saying this, Yun Yang left. He is a very diligent person.
Watching Yun Yang striding away, Yun Zhao sighed slightly.
If Yun Fu handed over the arsenal to him six years ago, it was a big event in his life. This event fundamentally gave birth to Yun Zhao's ambition.
After six years, those batches have been gradually eliminated after undergoing intensive shooting training, and were replaced by new blunderbuss and cannons made by Yun himself.
Yun Zhao is never satisfied with these things...
The development of Yushan Academy is also slow...
The yield of crops in the fields There is no breakthrough development...
The steel plant in Back Mountain still cannot smelt a large amount of good steel...
Everything is very slow, even a letter takes a long time It takes time to get from one place to another.
After finishing the rhubarb and apricots, it took a long time before I could eat peaches. Fortunately, there was watermelon to make up for the gap.
Li Dingguo held half a watermelon and ate it with a spoon... His eyes did not leave the book on the table. He knew every word in the book. Unfortunately, after putting them together, he didn't know what they were. That makes sense.
“During class, there was a fat girl sitting in front of me. She even farted at me. I thought she would commit suicide out of shame and anger. Unexpectedly, she turned back and smiled at me. I laughed so hard that my soul was about to drift away. ”
Li Dingguo dug out another mouthful of watermelon and stuffed it into his mouth, chatting vaguely with Zhang Guofeng.
Zhang Guofeng said: "That woman's name is Han Xiufen, don't mess with her."
"Why? Can't I afford to mess with her?"
"Also It’s not that you can’t mess with her. You have to be careful after messing with her. I heard that woman likes to raise poisonous things.”
“Yes, Zhang Xiaoya said Han Xiufen. She likes to collect rotten things the most, such as rotten apricots, rotten peaches, and rotten watermelons. The more rotten they are, the more she likes them. Think about it, she spends her whole day collecting the blue-grey hairs on rotten fruits. It is said that those things can Making medicine.
Do you believe this nonsense?"
Li Dingguo shook his head and said: "It's just collecting poisons, forget it, I won't care about her, oh, By the way, what's going on with Zhang Xiaoya?
That woman has such a big forehead and small eyes, Guofeng, why do you talk so much with such a woman all day long? >
Zhang Guofeng looked at Li Dingguo gloomily and said, "Have you ever eaten beggar's chicken?"
Li Dingguo nodded and said, "Yes, you made it."
Zhang Guofeng asked: "When eating beggar's chicken, do you have to knock off the outer mud shell?"
"Yes, who eats mud?"
Zhang Guofeng is serious. Said: "That woman Zhang Xiaoya looks like the mud shell of a beggar chicken!"
"Huh? Did you take off her clothes?"
"Get out! I mean Her heart."
Li Dingguo opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of watermelon seeds. He sat on the window sill and watched a group of people chasing a ball and throwing it into a bottomless basket.
He used his strength and threw half of the watermelon rind out. The watermelon rind drew a beautiful arc in mid-air, and finally hit the backboard with a clang, and the broken watermelon rind was They all fell into that bottomless basket.
The broken melon rind and some watermelon water touched the faces of the people under the basket, and then the basketball hoop exploded.
Before he was discovered, Li Dingguo came down from the window sill, pointed to the angry crowd outside and didn't know who to vent his anger to, and said to Zhang Guofeng: "Ugly people often cause mischief."
< p>Zhang Guofeng seemed a little angry, which embarrassed Li Dingguo because Zhang Guofeng was not good-looking either."The people here are all the children that Yun Zhao saved with forty pounds of millet. How good do you expect them to grow up?
I heard from the people here that in the Between beautiful children and ugly children, Yun and He tend to buy ugly children. Although these children are all born to their parents, unfortunately, when the children are sold, the beautiful children are more likely to survive.
Even when it comes to exchanging children for food, parents will give priority to exchanging ugly children with others. People like me are often the first to be abandoned by parents."
Li Dingguo said with a smile: "So, You see so much ugliness hereMan, do you feel like you are at home?
Zhang Guofeng nodded and said: "That's it. I feel very comfortable staying here. Let's go, it's time to go to class. Today is Mr. Han's classwork, so you can't be late." ”
“What are we going to talk about today? "
""University"! ”
“Mr. Han may want to test your answer today--In ancient times, those who wanted to show virtue to the world first governed their country; those who wanted to govern their country, first organized their families; those who wanted to regulate their families , first cultivate the body; those who want to cultivate the body, first rectify their mind; those who want to rectify their mind, first be sincere in their intentions; those who want to be sincere in their intentions, first gain knowledge; achieving knowledge lies in studying things.
Are you ready to understand this passage? "
Li Dingguo burped and said: "It's all nonsense, I'm too lazy to pay attention to it. "
Zhang Guofeng said: "Then you are finished. Mr. Han's ruler is thick and big! ”
Li Dingguo chuckled and said, “It’s trivial to me. "
Zhang Guofeng sighed: "You can't just rely on your body to resist every time you can't learn, right? "
Li Dingguo sighed and said: "My grandpa has never suffered a big loss since he joined the rebel army. He lost his troops twice and his adoptive father did not blame me at all. I have only been here for half a month and I have already suffered. He was beaten six times. No wonder Huang Yu said that his hands were often beaten into pig's trotters. I didn't believe it before, but now I do. ”
Zhang Guofeng chuckled and said, “I thought you would resist and beat the gentleman who hit you to the ground.” "
Li Dingguo sighed and said: "I originally wanted to do this, but somehow, looking at that ugly gentleman's indignant look, I suddenly felt that it was really my fault that I couldn't understand the text.
When I heard him hit me, he gave me a lesson, and I felt from the bottom of my heart that the gentleman was doing it for my own good. But, he was doing it for my own good, so why did he hit me? What do you think? "
Zhang Guofeng said with a smile: "Because it seems that hitting students is a rule passed down from ancient times. ”
“My grandfather even dared to dig the royal ancestral graves, but he didn’t dare to resist a teacher who beat me. It’s really weird, weird.”
Zhang Guofeng pulled Li Dingguo up, pushed a piece of paper to him and said: "Let's go quickly. It will be too late when the bell rings. If the gentleman asks you today, you can use this piece of paper." To cope with it, that's the answer I think. If it's wrong, don't blame me. ”
Li Dingguo continued to sigh, picked up the books on the desk, and hurried to the classroom with Zhang Guofeng.
The two entered the classroom. Fortunately, Mr. Han Du was still there. Didn’t come.
Li Dingguo looked at classmate Han Xiufen who looked back at him, showing his big white teeth and said with a smile: “You didn’t eat leeks today, did you? "
Han Xiufen didn't feel any shame when she heard this. She shook her head and said, "No, what I ate today was lotus root. Let me tell you, you should expel any turbid air, otherwise it will damage your body." "
With one sentence, Li Dingguo was completely quiet. Han Xiufen continued: "You must have a lot of injuries on your body. "
Li Dingguo said: "How can you see it? ”
Han Xiufen pointed to his exposed forearm and said: "There are twenty-six scars on your two forearms, and they vary in depth. Some are still marks left after being burned. These are the scars above. The traces left after the battlefield, tell me, where were you a bandit? "Why a bandit? Can't you be an officer?"
"What do you look like?" The deer-headed and rat-eyed people are not good at first glance. How could they be in the army? "
"There are no people with the deer-headed and rat-eyed people in the army."
"But there are no deer-headed and rat-eyed people in the army. There is absolutely no chance for me to enter our Yushan Academy to practice. Ignorant guys like you, with deer-headed and rat-like eyes, can only be bandits somewhere who have contributed to our Lantian County. The county magistrate wanted to promote you, so he gave you this opportunity to study. ."