Chapter 170 Emperor? Just a big joke

Chapter 170 Emperor? It’s just a big joke

As soon as Dorgon got angry, Dodo calmed down.

He has become accustomed to obeying his brother.

"Things that cannot be solved with combat power must be solved with the brain. Things that cannot be solved with the brain must be solved with compromise.

Let's try to see if it works first Fighting to resolve the matter in Guihua City, if it can be resolved, this is undoubtedly the best result. We can cleanly and completely drive the forces of Lantian County out of the prairie, and at the same time, the refugees here can fill the vacancy of our slaves. < /p>

If we achieve this goal, we can recover our losses in Zhangjiakou and even have a surplus."

After being scolded by his brother, Duduo immediately became smarter. .

"Brother, are you going to let Yue Tuo do the testing, or do you want Du Du to do the testing?"

Dorgon smiled and patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said: "Yue Tuo, go ahead. ."

Duduo said: "I'm afraid Second Brother Daishan, the leader of the Zhenghong Banner, will be unhappy."

Dorgon said with a smile: "Second Brother will thank me."

Duduo’s eyes were rolling around, but he couldn’t figure out his brother’s intention.

Dorgon didn't mean to explain to him, so he said to Duduo: "A hero can only show his true colors by fighting against the strong... Go and call Fan Wencheng."

Geshiha agreed and was about to call Fan Wencheng, but Dorgon kept looking at Duduo without saying a word.

Duduo stomped his feet bitterly and said: "Don't be angry, I'll go right away."

Doduo didn't need to waste any time, Fan Wencheng was already waiting not far from the military tent. He was waiting for Dorgon's call with clasped hands and a respectful salute.

Duduo came to Fan Wencheng and said, "My brother ordered you to go over and see him."

Fan Wencheng knelt down on one knee and lightly touched the ground with one hand and said softly : "Hey!"

Duduo looked down at Fan Wencheng and said, "I will never humiliate you again."

Fan Wencheng stood up and smiled: "Just a woman, Baylor underestimated the slave!"

For some reason, Duduo looked at Fan Wencheng's smiling face and wanted to punch him. He remembered his brother's warning and suppressed the pain in his heart. Feeling disgusted, he waved his hands and said: "Go!"

Fan Wencheng then clasped his fists and saluted, and hurriedly walked into the big tent.

Now that he is out of the big tent, Duduo is unwilling to go in again. His brother is actually a very boring person.

If he likes the Borjijit family, he can just ask for it from his elder brother Huang Taiji. Considering his brother’s unparalleled achievements, this request is not too much.

Huang Taiji will definitely let his brother get his wish, but he refuses to say anything. Instead, Huang Taiji uses the woman Bumu Butai to tie his brother down, making him be submissive and willing to accept Huang Taiji's wishes.Driven.

"It's just a woman..."

Duduo sighed depressedly and went to Dudu for a drink. In the whole military camp, this was the only person who matched his appetite.

Dorgon took off his armor and put on a green shirt. If it weren't for his bald head, he would still be quite handsome.

After Fan Wencheng came in, he knelt on the ground respectfully and did not get up.

Dorgon sighed and said: "I'm sorry for you."

Fan Wencheng kowtowed as if pounding garlic and said: "If you don't suffer, my Qing cavalry can't sweep across the grassland. , I can’t defeat Guihua City, my servant’s heart is like fried oil.”

Dorgon shook his head and said: “After reading the military report you compiled, it is impossible to defeat Guihua City. < /p>

From the beginning of the construction of Guihua City, we were prepared for a protracted war. We did not see through Yun Zhao’s conspiracy in advance and allowed him to gain power.”

Fan Wen. Cheng continued to kowtow and said: "This slave is guilty."

Dorgon waved his hand and said: "The past is in the past. If you discuss the crime in detail, you can go straight to heaven!"

After hearing this, Fan Wencheng couldn't help but tremble all over and didn't dare to talk.

"Have you seen Yun Zhao?"

Fan Wencheng shook his head and said: "I have never seen this evil thief."

"Do you want to meet him? ?"

Fan Wencheng shook his head and said: "As long as I see this person, I will die immediately."

"Why?" Dorgon looked at Fan Wencheng with a smile.

“Everyone in a city in Zhangjiakou was killed. Many people in the city were actually willing to surrender and be used by him. He had many choices that were beneficial to him, but, He finally chose to massacre the city, which shows that he hates the slaves more than he hates the Qing Dynasty."

Dorgon nodded and said, "Do you think Guihua City can be captured?"

"You He is an insightful person. Although we, the Qing Dynasty, have many soldiers, they cannot be wasted in one city. Although Guihua City is important, it is not so important that we, the Qing Dynasty, need to use the power of the whole country to destroy it.

Fan Wencheng, what do you, the Yunzhao clan, think of this person? "

Fan Wencheng raised his hands and said, "Prince Qi, I have been searching for everything related to Yunzhao these days. I have gained some insights after studying the news for a month."

"Say!"

"Yun Zhao was hailed as a god by the people of Guanzhong. Revealing all kinds of extraordinary things, and taking the title of Wild Boar Spirit, his disobedience was clearly revealed.

After he became the magistrate of Lantian County, he dug ditches and planted seeds in just two years. New grains, eradicating banditry, fixing land rents, raising tombstones, pacifying the evil gentry in the countryside, restoring Lantian County to its old appearance, and absorbing a large number of refugees from Guanzhong, so that Guanzhong, which was experiencing civil unrest, actuallyThere is a bit of prosperity.

From this point of view, Yun Zhao is indeed somewhat magical.

Just when the servant thought that as long as Lantian County became powerful, Yun Zhao would rebel, but he forcibly suppressed his ambition. The soldiers did not leave Lantian County, and the generals could not reach the Guanzhong gate. The boundary monuments of Lantian County are circulated in the hands of the people. They advance three miles in one day and ten miles in two days. Over time, the boundaries of Lantian County have covered most of Guanzhong.

Others laugh at Yunzhao for being stingy, but the slaves think that Yunzhao is ambitious. The land that has been conquered by the army will surrender, but the people may not surrender.

What Yun Zhao has done in these years is to conquer people's hearts... It can be predicted that once Yun Zhao's soldiers leave the pass, the message will be spread thousands of miles away.

This person has a far-sighted vision, not comparable to that of Li Hongji and Zhang Bingzhong. After analyzing the secret reports several times, the slave discovered that Yun Zhao had several opportunities to completely wipe out Li Hongji and Zhang Bingzhong, but he watched with troops. The slave thought , Li Hongji, and Zhang Bingzhong are just his pawns.

A group of pawns who cleared the way for him to dominate the world!

In today's Ming Dynasty, there is disharmony between the north and the south, the royal family is in great harm's way, and there are redundant officials. The redundant staff makes the government orders blocked. Exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes caused the people to donate their land to the powerful.

The aristocrats and gentry sat back and enjoyed their gains, while the Ming Dynasty had no way to pay taxes. These shortcomings alone made Emperor Chongzhen exhausted and ineffective.

It was only after Yun Zhao saw this that he indulged Li Hongji, Zhang Bingzhong and others again and again in the broken Ming Dynasty.

My lord, Yun Zhao cares about the Ming Dynasty. What he cares about is the future of the Ming Dynasty, not the present. He is waiting for the Ming Dynasty to be completely broken and lose people's hearts. He is also waiting for thieves like Li Hongji and Zhang Bingzhong to break the present of the Ming Dynasty. In this situation, he had to draw again on a piece of white paper.

The above is what I have learned these days. Please correct me.

Dorgon smiled and said: "Your remarks have made me feel refreshed. Fan Wencheng, is Yun Zhao really as powerful as you said?" "

Fan Wencheng cupped his hands and said: "Every time I have more documents about Yun Zhao in my hands, my understanding of Yun Zhao will deepen.

At this time, Lantian County could not only manufacture the best artillery, the best muskets, the best steel, and produce the most food in the entire Ming Dynasty, but they also reopened it on the Yushan Mountain in Guanzhong. The famous Yushan Academy.

At this time, Lantian County was already a country within a country for the Ming Dynasty! "

Dorgon stood at the opening of the military tent with his hands behind his back, looking at the green grassland in front of him and said softly: "Does it mean that the Ming Dynasty will never be destroyed? "

Fan Wencheng took two steps on his knees and approached Dorgon and said: "Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty is in a state of decay. Now it needs an external force to push it. As long as the force is used correctly, the building of the Ming Dynasty will explode. collapse.

This Ming Dynasty has reached the end of its life. ”

Dorgon remained silent.He waved Fan Wencheng to leave, and remained silent for a moment alone in the big tent. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, he called Yue Tuo and said to him: "Enter the troops into Sanggan River!"

Yunzhao sat in Lantian On the high battlements of the city, he held a bottle of wine in his hand and cursed people after taking a sip.

Yun Yang, Qian Shao Shao, Yun Juan, Gao Jie, Xu Wuxiang, Zhang Guozhu, Chang Guoyu, Li Dingguo, Zhang Guofeng and others were sitting next to him, drinking together and watching the sunset.

"This bitch hasn't come to attack yet? I'm still anxious to go back and get married."

Qian Shaoshao said: "Dorgon is not a fool, he will not throw stones at "It hit me."

Yun Zhao looked at Li Dingguo and said, "Li Dingguo, do you dare to charge at Dorgon's Two White Flags camp?"

Li Dingguo moved and tied himself up. The bandaged arm said: "It's true that I like fighting, but I'm not crazy enough to like to die."

Yun Zhao sarcastically said: "I thought you were invincible."

Feng Ying can run a horse on her arm, and there is no point in holding her naked in her arms. To be honest, do you really think your bridal chamber can be gentle? ”

Qian Shaoshao glared at Zhang Guozhu and said: "You ugly guys just don't want to see others well, right?"

Xu Wuxiang said sullenly: "You look like a rabbit, and They say our brothers are ugly.

Even though our brothers are not good-looking, we are all upright heroes!"

Qian Shaoshao threw the wine bottle at him, and Chang Guoyu reached out. He caught it steadily, looked at Qian Shaoshao and said with a smile: "It's all people's support, don't waste it."

Gao Jie saw that these people were about to fight, so he quickly said: "Let's talk about war!"

Yun Yang smiled and said: "As a relative, you should stop talking."

Gao Jie said angrily: "Why do I..." Halfway through, he saw Yun Zhao looking at him strangely. He angrily raised his hands to Yun Zhao and said: "Brother-in-law!"

Yun Zhao said with a smile: "That's right. If you marry my sister, we will be a family. Just ask, who else wants to Those who want to marry my sister, let me tell you, there is no shop like this after passing this village.”

There was silence on the city wall! ! !

Yun Zhao laughed and scolded: "The sisters in my family are all very good-looking, and they are gentle, virtuous and trained by my mother. If you marry them, you will just pick them up.

One more question, do you want to marry me?"

The other people on the wall immediately became hurried, Chang Guoyu returned Qian Shaoshao's wine bottle,Zhang Guozhu seemed to have forgotten that he had just had a quarrel with Qian Shaoshao, and they were laughing and talking happily.

Zhang Guofeng was a little moved and wanted to ask for conditions, but Li Dingguo hit him on the waist with an elbow, and he almost couldn't lift his breath.

Yun Zhao shouted twice in a row, but when no one paid attention to him, he loudly said: "The ancient city of Shouxiang was located in the Hetao, in the meander of the river. There were abundant water plants and abundant water sources. It was an extremely beautiful place. It's a good place. I'm going to build a city there and find a fulcrum with Guihua City. What do you think?" Hearing that Yun Zhao finally stopped talking about marrying a girl, Xu Wu thought about it and said: " It's a good idea, but I'm afraid Dorgon won't give us this opportunity.

If Dorgon can be defeated here, I think a city must be built in Tumut River, and the triangle is the one. The most stable structure is within this large triangle area so that people can live safely."

Qian Shaoshao shook his head and said: "The cost is too great. Lantian County cannot support it. If we have to build two cities. , we need to form a huge group of horse thieves and gather the strength of many Mongolian princes to build these two cities."

Li Dingguo laughed and said: "I was a thief before, and I will be the big one. Leader of the horse thieves, however, when my horse thieves group grows in size, you should no longer deal with me the same way you dealt with Battelle."

Yun Zhao shook his head and said: "The only thing that can do is to plunder the Mongols. It is the Mongols themselves. This is the first time that Battelle's tragedy has been staged, and it will definitely not be the last time.

This can effectively deplete the Mongolian population and cut off the support of the slaves, which will help us unify in the future. Prepare the grassland.

This work needs to be sustained and long-term. Whenever a horse thief leader becomes notorious, you must replace the horse thief leader to avenge the innocent Mongolian herders!

This is an established procedure and cannot be messed up.

The purpose of our Lantian Army’s existence is to protect our country and drive away the Tartars!” : "Yes, we must give the military a great sense of honor, cultivate their military temperament, and make them proud. They do not want to do anything but fight and defend their country."

Xu Wuxiang sighed, watching the last ray of sunset being swallowed up by darkness, and said to Yun Zhao: "Six days later, Lu Xiangsheng will be cut in half, and the six brothers who accompanied him in the battle will also be cut in half, and their family members will be exiled. Three thousand miles.

In addition, his great lawyer Han Lingshan was sentenced to have his tongue cut out and his eyes put out before being beheaded because he was full of nonsense, insulted the scholar-bureaucrats in every line of his words, and made arrogant comments about the government. "

Yun Zhao sighed and said: "Is this still the emperor's decree?"

Xu Wu thought: "Originally the emperor did not intend to kill Lu Xiangsheng, but it was Han. This idiot Lingshan made an impassioned denunciation of the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty in the Sansi Yamen, and also reflected the emperor's incompetence at every turn. In the end, he was benevolent and got this damn end.

County Lord, what do you think? , do you want to wait for Han Ling?After the mountain's tongue is cut out, how can we rescue them? "

Yun Zhao sighed and said: "The emperor is getting more and more irritable. "

Qian Shaoshao said: "No matter what he does, just save the people. Lu Xiangsheng originally wanted to die, but taking the whole family to die with him is probably not his original intention, right?

In addition, I don’t think this bastard Han Lingshan is that stupid. He must have seen something before he made a big deal out of it, incurring the consequences of Lu Xiangsheng’s whole family, and threatening Lu Xiangsheng with the lives of his whole family. , which made him give up the idea of ​​seeking death. "

Yun Zhao snorted and said: "What did Zhou Guoping say? "

Xu Wu thought: "Zhou Guoping said that the Lu brothers had been replaced and sent to Lantian County under the name-two died of illness and three could not survive the sentence and died on the spot. died, and one went crazy.

Now, only Lu Xiangsheng and Han Lingshan are left in Jinyiwei Prison. However, Zhou Guoping said that everything is under control.

My lord, it seems that the manpower we deployed in the capital in the early years was quite effective.

In addition, Wu Rui from Jiangnan has sent people to Changzhou to pick up Lu Xiangsheng's family. There is no news yet. However, they went to Changzhou before the emperor's order, so there should be no problem.

Yun Zhao sighed and said: "Be sure to be foolproof. Damn it, I really owed Lu Xiangsheng my last life." "

"What do you owe him? Yun Yang asked in confusion.

Yun Zhao drank the wine in the bottle in one gulp and said: "It may be a life, or a breath, or a little courage, a little ambition, in short, it is a debt." His, this time the capital will be returned to him with interest.

How is the reception of Tianxiong Army? "

Xu Wu thought: "These people were all assigned to nine sides by the Ministry of War. No one dared to ask for them, so I encouraged Yang Tianqi, the chief military officer of Guyuan Town, to take over them all and spent 20,000 taels of grain silver on them. Sell ​​all these people to us, and they will all arrive in Lantian City in one month.

Yun Yang sighed and said: "Fifty taels of silver is not enough for me to go to Mingyue Tower. How can I buy a hero of the Tianxiong Army for the price of sleeping with a pretty prostitute?"

Grandpa Tian... what kind of world is this. ”

Yun Zhao lost interest in talking for a moment. The other people on the city wall seemed to find this world extremely boring. They raised their wine bottles one by one and drank the wine in one gulp. .

Zhang Guozhu threw the wine bottle far away, and heard the sound of the porcelain bottle smashing on the rocky beach and roared: "I want to defeat Emperor Zhu Ming! I want to overthrow the Manchu Emperor! ”

Chang Guoyu said loudly: “I’ll do it again after you finish it!” ”

Zhang Guofeng yelled: “Count me in!” "

"Count me in! "

"Count me in! ”

“I’m not good at masculinity, but! Be sure to count me in when you fuck them! ! ”

“OldIf I become emperor in the future, won’t you also want to fuck me? "

Zhang Guozhu's eyes were red, he looked at Yun Zhao and gasped: "If you become an emperor like Zhu Ming, I will not let you go! "

Yun Zhao said leisurely: "It's easy for you not to live long like this. "

Zhang Guozhu beat his chest and roared: "You'd better be your emperor properly, and you'd better cherish your people properly.

Once you become bad, even if I become a ghost, I will fuck you in your dream! ”