"Zhang Ying thinks I will kill her to silence her."
Yun Zhao said to Qian Duoduo and Feng Ying during dinner.
“She chose a place in Linquan that was very suitable for a tomb, just to tell me that she was ready to die.”
“As soon as she left, Xu Yuanshou came "No, he didn't come to tell me about the academy's funding. He came to plead with Zhang Ying, hoping that I could let this brave woman go."
"Tell me, what do they think?" Am I really a bastard who regards human life as nothing?"
"Not only Zhang Ying and Xu Yuanshou, but even Yang Xiong had tears in his eyes when he saw Zhang Ying. He thought I would kill Zhang Ying."
"Shao Shao knew about me. After hearing the whole story, he realized that I did not mean to kill Zhang Ying. He did not misunderstand Cheng Xiu when I said I was building a house. "Grave."
"Why are they so afraid of me?"
Yun Zhao ate three bowls of this nonsense.
Feng Ying and Qian Duoduo had no time to answer the call, they were just busy serving the two young ancestors to eat.
When Yun Zhao felt bored, Qian Duoduo raised his head and looked at Yun Zhao and said, "Sir, the gentler you are, the more scared they become."
Photo by Yun Zhao He patted his chest and said, "I think I'm still the same person on the outside."
"It's your rules that frightened them. Think about it, ever since Haechi started killing people, you clearly have the power to pardon." , among the people killed by Haezhi during such a long time, there were members of our Yun family, classmates from Yushan Academy, aristocratic families with whom you had a close friendship, and even warriors in the army who had fought to the death for you. < /p>
Have you ever excused any of them?
No, you have not spared any of them, and you have not used your pardon power once. They can only face the cold law. Regulations.
How can you make people not afraid?"
After Qian Duoduo said these words, he looked at Feng Ying sarcastically and continued: "These words can only I am the one who has been pampered by you and dare to say that a busty woman like you may not have the courage to speak out."
Feng Ying sneered, continued to feed his son a mouthful of food and said: "Gongsheng. Ming, integrity leads to power!"
Qian Duoduo said: "Then... love, how can it be shameful?" Feng Ying said angrily: "Emperors who have feelings are all called them in the history books. "Hunjun."
Qian Duoduo said angrily: "Why do I just like Hunjun?
I like to be held by my flesh-and-blood lover when I sleep at night. A hungry wolf with a heart of stone, being hugged to sleep by a hungry wolf, whose breath is filled with the smell of blood. How can you sleep well at night? My husband wants to behead me, I don’t want to be such a failure in this life." Yun Zhao sighed, left his job and left the inner house.
Hiding under the shade of a tree and watching the flying fireflies, Yun Zhao felt confused.
There is no moon tonight, so it will be dark when it gets dark, and you can’t see your fingers.
Without the moon, the Milky Way becomes even more brilliant. In summer, watching Altair and Vega and talking about their beautiful love has become a common topic for people to talk about after dinner.
Tonight, perhaps it was Yun Zhao's illusion. He always felt that Vega was running away, and Altair, composed of three stars, one large, two small and three small, carrying a pair of children, was chasing after him - like a motherfucker. .
Yun Zhao is very afraid of becoming the hungry wolf Qian Duoduo said! ! !
He didn’t want to have an indescribable love with the beauty with the perverted thought of feeling the beauty’s tenderness for the last time, and then leave in a hurry in the morning, leaving the beauty with a foot of white silk to let her die.
Then, he came to the beauty’s coffin again, pretended to shed two tears, then patted the coffin and said - It’s not me who wants to kill you, it’s God who wants to kill you... I still love you. of.
Just like Tang Minghuang, who is so stupid!
Yun Zhao also doesn’t understand what kind of perverted thoughts Emperor Chongzhen had in killing his wife and cutting off his daughter’s arms. He can’t even fathom the stories in the history books about those emperors who led their entire families to kill the enemy bravely, and finally took their wives and children. I cooked soup with my concubine’s meat and gave it to the soldiers... After my death, I became a bastard with a reputation of being a hero through the ages.
A man who dies in battle will die in battle. As a man, dying in battle to protect your family and country is a choice in your life. It is no big deal.
The brothers have no strength to defend the city. They must rely on eating people to gain new strength. Then do it yourself, wash your own piece of meat, and put your own meat into the soup pot one by one. Lift.
While asking the brothers if the meat had been cut thicker, I also warned the brothers that their stomach and intestines have not been good these days. If you want to eat offal, remember to wash it several times...
This is the heroic spirit of a man who "cuts his legs and drinks with each other, chatting and laughing with ghosts and ghosts".
You expect a woman who is used to holding embroidery needles to fight wild beasts?
This requires all women to come from Yushan Academy!
Expect children who are waiting for food to fight wild beasts with rattles?
This must be a monster like Yun Zhao who was born with a complete adult mind!
So, what Qian Duoduo said today made Yun Zhao very hurt.
He thought to himself that his soul was noble...
The firelight on the cigarette butt complemented the light pocket on the firefly's buttocks.
"I acted so gentle, how could they misunderstand me so much?"
Yun Zhao scratched his calf that had been visited by mosquitoes in the dark, still puzzled.
"Because you have become the emperor." Qian Duoduo's voice came from behind.
"Go away..."
Yun Zhao cursed without looking back.
"You have really become an emperor." Qian Duoduo felt aggrieved.
"So, my enthronement ceremony will be held inwhere?
Where is my palace?
Where is my dragon robe and dragon crown?
Where is my three thousand harem?
Where is my wine pond and meat forest, the unobstructed assembly? "
Qian Duoduo put his hands on Yunzhao's shoulders, and his warm breath tickled his ears.
"Your enthronement ceremony will be on your trip, Lantian people While standing on the street cheering.
Your palace is in this Yushan City.
Your dragon robe and dragon crown are used to mend the clothes of the ragged common people.
Your harem of three thousand is on your back, and one concubine can carry 2,999 of them.
If you want a wine pond and meat forest, I will order Yunhua and the others to hang out all the bacon in the house and put all the wine in the pond.
If you want to hold an unobstructed conference, I will accompany you. It’s not like the two of us have done so before in Yushan! "
"Go away...come back when I'm done. ”
“Then can we still hold an unobstructed conference? ”
“Let’s talk about it later!” ”
So, in this dark night, two boring people took advantage of the fact that no one was around to talk about the details of the Uncensored Conference... Except Qian Duoduo insisted on saying that he was the only one Apart from the boast of having all the charms of two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine beauties, Yun Zhao was generally satisfied.
The next day, Yun Zhao returned to the study room feeling refreshed. He pointed at Yang Xiong and said, "Don't move, let me kick him. ”
As expected, Yang Xiong froze there, and Yun Zhao gave him three side kicks without politeness.
Very good, this guy’s bottom plate is very stable, and he received three kicks After the heavy blow, the lower plate didn't move at all.
After Yang Xiong dusted off the dust, he asked in a low voice: "Did Xianguan do anything wrong? "
Yun Zhao sat behind the table and said: "Because you misunderstood yesterday that I wanted to kill Zhang Ying! "
When Yang Xiong heard this, he trembled all over and said quickly: "Did I misunderstand? "
Yun Zhao replied seriously: "I have never thought about killing Zhang Ying. This idea has not even a trace in my mind. It was after I returned home that I carefully thought about what is wrong with you people. After my performance, I realized that you fucking misunderstood that I wanted to kill the meritorious officials! "
Yang Xiong's dull face quickly showed a burst of blood, and he laughed and said: "The punishment from the county magistrate is too light, it should be punished like this! "
As he spoke, he picked up the inkstone on the table and smashed it on his forehead. A stream of bright red blood quickly flowed out of his forehead, and a man like Yun Zhao, whose face was covered with blood but still smiling happily, It's the first time I've seen him.
However, this clever bastard is not punishing himself at all, but trying to nail Yun Zhao's heel if he wants to kill him again in the future. When he becomes a hero, this bastard will point to the scar on his forehead and tell Yun Zhao that he must keep his word.
It can also be said that this bastard will.Dan is taking this opportunity to gain political capital for himself.
Yun Zhao secretly sighed in his heart. Duoduo was absolutely right. He was indeed an emperor with a harem of three thousand composed of two women.
"In order to convey my will, Zhang Guoying had to remove the title of the country for two years because she secretly figured out what she wanted. The land near the spring belongs to the yin house and cannot be allocated to the heroes. She spent a little money to build the hero's mansion in the yang house. One thousand...forget it, just silver coins."
Yang Xiong, who had just bandaged his head, immediately joked: "Weak minister Yang Xiong obeys the order."
Yun Zhao sneered. : "I know you all like to flatter me. Do you want to work as an errand in my inner house? Those people at home are so stupid."
Yang Xiong quickly shook his hands and ran to rest.
After finishing the day's paperwork, Yun Zhao went up to Yushan with his hands on his back.
He had some excuses when others wronged him, but Xu Yuanshou was just a bastard when he wronged him. Yun Zhao could not sleep or eat well if he kept this bad breath coming out.
So, when Yun Zhao pinched his little junior brother’s fat face and used force to make all kinds of strange shapes, Xu Yuanshou grinned at his chipped teeth, and quickly dragged the old man over and handed him over to the same person. The wife, who was still in shock, said: "What are you going to do?"
Yun Zhao said in surprise: "Aren't you very good at guessing my thoughts? Guess."
Xu Yuanshou He smiled and said, "I was just worried, so I took a trip."
"If you trusted me, you shouldn't have taken this trip, and you should also reprimand those bastards who encouraged you to find me! "
Xu Yuanshou spread his hands and said: "I reprimanded you, but I still have to go. After all, power is too dangerous. It can easily change a person's mind. I'm just worried that you might get angry. "Enchanted."
Yun Zhao said with a smile: "Don't worry, I have a big heart, and the sixty-eight states in Guanzhong we currently occupy are not enough to make me complacent."
Xu Yuanshou laughed and said: "Okay! When you achieve your wish, even if you are complacent, we will take it for granted. Not only will you be complacent, but we will also be complacent."
Yun Zhao smiled and said: "Believe me, I'm not as bad as you think!"