Chapter 67: Accompanying the emperor is like accompanying a tiger
The word "emperor" seems to have magic power.
It can alienate all your intimate relationship systems.
Even a couple will become a little stranger after putting a crown on the husband's head.
When I was married to Qian Duoduo, it was always a pleasant thing. The charming beauty could induce people's desire to the extreme when they were crazy, and in the end; A happy outcome.
It’s different now. She has become timid and seems to be deliberately trying to please.
So, after the rain stopped and the clouds settled, Yun Zhao looked at Qian Duoduo and said, "I didn't perform well today."
Qian Duoduo squinted his eyes and said, "Very good. "
Yun Zhao will naturally not deny his ability.
He just understood one thing - power is not only an aphrodisiac for men, but also an aphrodisiac for women.
The emperors of the past dynasties may have been pursuing love, but the environment did not allow it, so they had to keep looking, and finally found a harem of three thousand people.
Yun Zhao could imagine that he and Qian Duoduo came together because of love. She has become like this now, and God knows what others will become like.
After a night of random thoughts, Yun Zhao got up very late in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he saw Qian Duoduo, dressed meticulously, standing by the bedside, waiting for him to wake up. When he saw her husband opening his eyes, revealing a Just as she was about to speak with a standard smile, Yun Zhao pinned her down on the bed, ruffled her hair, messed up her makeup, wrapped her in a quilt and punched her fleshy parts a few times, and then the idea came to her mind.
"You ruined my makeup. It took me half an hour to do it." Qian Duoduo held his mouth and wanted to cry.
Yun Zhao washed his face and wiped his face while saying: "You are a lazy pig, why do you get up so early?"
"My husband will go to court in the morning. I Don't let others think that your husband is greedy for beauty, so the king will not go to court in the morning."
Yun Zhao was stunned for a moment and said: "Who told you that I will go to court in the morning?"
" You are the emperor."
"Who told you that the emperor must go to court in the morning? Can’t we all communicate in the conference room?
Do you have to beat people up before dawn, holding Wat boards and wearing costumes used for singing and pretending to be clay figures? ”
Qian Duoduo said with a cry: "This doesn't look like the emperor."
Yun Zhaodao: "What I do is what the emperor will look like. Remember, there is your husband first in this world, and then there is There is an emperor named Yun Zhao, don’t get it wrong.
And you, have you been having an awkward time from last night to today?"
Qian Duoduo shook his head. : "It's not awkward, it's good."
Yun Zhao reached out and squeezedQian Duoduo said with a look on his face: "Your stay at Yushan Academy was in vain. It was in vain that Xu Wu thought they lost their national title."
After turning his big eyes many times, Qian Duoduo finally found out She seemed to have been abused by her husband, so she jumped up and threw herself on Yun Zhao's back. She opened her mouth and bit the back of Yun Zhao's neck, and it took a long time to let go.
"Don't tell Feng Ying, let alone warn her in advance."
Listening to Qian Duoduo's vicious words, Yun Zhao smiled. At least his wife is back. This is a good thing. Kissing Qian Duoduo on the forehead, he walked straight to the big study with his head held high.
The distance from Yun's mansion to the big study was only more than a thousand steps, but Yun Zhao kicked people an astonishing more than 300 times.
The first ones to be kicked were Yunchun and Yunhua.
Two stalwart maidservants wore strange tall buns on their heads and wore strange dresses. When Yun Zhao went out, he saw them kneeling at the door like two stone lions.
This scene... caused Yun Zhao to roar and kick the two stone lions indiscriminately. Usually when he was angry, the two stone lions still knew how to run away... Today, they just knelt there and were beaten without moving. Then, Yun Zhao went around looking for a knife... Only then did these two idiots run away crying for their lives.
Yun Yang’s younger brother Yun Shu dressed himself up early in the morning and made himself look golden. He held a horse stick that he got from nowhere and placed it across the dividing door between Yun’s inner house and outer house. He pretended to be a door god...
When he saw Yun Zhao coming, he immediately hugged Ma Shu, cupped his fists and saluted: "Please forgive me for not being able to salute fully because I have my armor on me."
Seeing this, Yun Zhao took a long breath, gathered enough strength, and kicked Yun Shu's calf on the bone... Immediately, Yun Zhao lost feeling in his right foot. He kicked too fast and forgot. This guy is wearing golden armor.
As soon as he regained some feeling in his right foot, Yun Zhao ordered the bastard to turn around. In order to facilitate riding, there was no armor on his buttocks, making it easier for him to move his feet.
Yun Zhao kicked Yun Shu all the way from the flower hall to the front hall before stopping. He pulled Yun Shu's ear and said to his father Yun Qi: "If you dare to pretend to be a door god again, you will be whipped twenty times."
Seeing Yun Qi about to kneel down, Yun Zhao roared and left the front hall.
Lantian Dahonglu Zhu Cunji, who was originally going to kneel down to welcome Yun Zhao, saw this and immediately straightened his legs that were about to bend. With an unnatural smile on his face, he said: "Your Majesty, royal rules require that It takes a long time to train, and Qia Qia has been taught by the Ministry of Etiquette of the Ming Dynasty, and can bring some nuns into the inner palace to teach.
Wei Chen has also been immersed in etiquette since childhood, and can take care of His Majesty's worries." p>
Yun Zhao sneered and said, "Your wife is a rare beauty. Aren't you afraid that if you enter the inner house, you may never come back?"
Zhu Cunji was stunned for a moment and said. : "Your Majesty is joking."
Yun Zhao glared at Zhu Cunji and said, "I'm not joking. If you dare to send your wife into the inner house to teach some bullshit rules, just try it."
< p>Zhu Cunji wiped his faceThe oil sweat said carefully: "Your Majesty ordered Wei Chen to compile the etiquette regulations. Wei Chen summoned countless Neo-Confucianists and spent three months to complete it. Please take a look at it."Yun Zhao looked at it with squinting eyes. Zhu Cunji asked: "Is it organized according to the principles I gave you?"
Zhu Cunji quickly said: "I don't dare to overstep my bounds."
Yun Zhao looked at it The plum tree in the courtyard said: "The country must have great rituals, whether it is to worship heaven, worship ancestors, worship generals, or celebrate achievements. All nations come to court and have fun with the people. Naturally, the more solemn and the more rules, the better.< /p>
Personally speaking, Yunzhao will become your emperor, and he is only an emperor. He cannot bear the worship of all people.
The real gift is to expand the territory and quell the rebellion. The meritorious ministers; the martyrs who shed the last drop of blood for this earth; the erudite men with noble virtues and profound knowledge who have contributed to the world; the most benevolent people in the world who are outstanding in benevolence and filial piety and can be regarded as role models; the rest are not enough. Treat each other with great courtesy.
You must grasp this.
I don’t read your proposed ceremony, but based on what you just said, The regulations you draft must be inappropriate. Please communicate with Huang Zongxi and Gu Yanwu."
Zhu Cunji quickly bowed and said, "I am not an emperor yet." Well, everyone treated Yun Zhao as an emperor when facing him.
From the Yun clan, to the people in Yushan City, to officials from all walks of life, and even the students of Yushan.
Everyone seemed very excited and very clumsy.
Think about it. A small mountain valley that only produced bandits now actually produced an emperor. This made people excited and at a loss.
Therefore, the most simple concept of treating the emperor emerged - as long as you see Yun Zhao, kneel down and kowtow.
When Yun Zhao returned to the big study, his legs were extremely sore and numb.
The more respectful people faced him, the more irritable he became.
Because, the closer someone is, the stranger they seem.
It feels uncomfortable to be kicked out of a familiar environment.
Yun Zhao, who came from Yun Yang, was watching with eager eyes. If this guy was ready to kneel down, he would be ready to kick him again.
Fortunately, Yun Yang's face was full of smiles, but he didn't raise his buttocks and sit on his desk. This was still acceptable to Yun Zhao.
"I told my dad last night, asking him not to kneel down to you, and he scolded me."
"Well, not bad, I finally did the right thing. "Yesterday, I formally proposed that Yushan City and Yushan Academy should be brought under our control. Everyone agreed. Mr. Xu Yuanshou also said that this was a matter of course."
Yun Zhao nodded and said: "It is not appropriate for Yushan City and Yushan Academy to fall into the hands of others, even if they are given to the country."
Yun Yang added: "Huang Zongxi and Gu Yanwu are the twoI personally hate it. They don't object to Yushan City becoming our family's private property, but they have strong objections to Yushan Academy becoming our family's private property.
Although it was not stated explicitly, it was proposed to establish five such academies in the southeast, northwest and northwest of the Ming Dynasty.
Do you want to reprimand them?
If they were allowed to do this, our Yushan Academy would be in trouble. "
Yun Zhao shook his head and said: "The suggestion is correct. In the future, we will build not only five academies, but probably more than five hundred. The Ming Dynasty needs talents, and it needs all kinds of talents. Only five academies are needed. There are really too few academies. "
"Huh? Everyone has become a scholar, who wants to be a soldier? Who will farm, work, and do business? ”
Yun Zhao laughed and said: “If all the people in Ming Dynasty were scholars, don’t worry, we would have better soldiers, better farmers, better craftsmen, better merchants.
Bago, I have always believed that a person can only truly be considered a human being if he is literate, and reading is their right. What we have to do is to ensure that their right is not infringed. "
Yun Yang slapped his mouth and said, "It's hard to control scholars.
Yun Zhao picked up his pen while reviewing the documents and said to Yun Yang: "Then when you do things in the future, you should stop fooling people, do things clearly, and always leave people with vague words." If you want to give the impression of committing crimes, it will certainly be difficult to manage your subordinates. "
The conversation between the two brothers was pleasant, but Yun Yang wiped his sweat in the cold weather when they went out, which still made Yun Zhao feel sad.
He was very sure. , I have become a tiger at this time, and the exclusivity of power makes these people become cautious.
Although Yunzhao wanted to change the emperor's attributes, in their eyes, the emperor was the emperor, and there could be no difference, just like a tiger is a tiger, and he must eat meat when he is hungry... And one eats meat with a smile The tiger is even more terrifying in their eyes.