Chapter 27 A World Without Thieves
Yun Zhao understood everything in an instant...
Finally understood why people like Liang San did not get married, buy property, or Saving for tomorrow...
They are not fools, on the contrary, they are the most powerful bandits, robbers, and bandits in the world!
They are the smartest robbers!
They know that they are unclean, they know that they are not worthy of this new dynasty, and they are incompatible with this new dynasty.
No less than three million bandits, bandits, horse thieves, cat burglars, and giant bandits died in the hands of their master!
Now, Li Hongji took the last giant bandits to the Far North. I heard that they suffered numerous casualties on the way to migration. Now, they are fighting with the cannibal Rakshasa people in the Far North. Way to survive.
Zhang Bingzhong led the last giants into the vast forests of the southwest. I heard that the terrifying forests of the southwest swallowed up more than half of the people. Even so, they still lived under the siege of the empire. I don't know that one day it will completely disappear.
They know that after the urine jar is used up, it will be thrown out by the owner.
The owner who throws the urine jar out is usually a kind owner. If he encounters a cruel owner, he will smash the urine jar after having a cleaner and more convenient toilet.
They are Yun Zhao’s last piss pot.
Now that they know it, they must have the consciousness to make urine jars. They believe that Yun Zhao will not be a cruel master, and at most they will not use these urine jars.
What happened later proved this.
The master used them to quell the bandits in western Hunan and the robbers in the Taihang Mountains, so he transferred them all back and stayed in Yushan with nothing to do, receiving their salary but not needing them to do anything.
So they were desperate.
Life and death are just between Yun Zhao’s thoughts!
At this time, they feel that everything they do is useless, so they eat, drink, whore, and gamble, spending the last coin on their bodies, and just wait to die.
Yun Zhao put on his cloak and left the house. Qian Duoduo shouted many times behind him, but received no response. When he hurried out, he found that his husband had left the back house.
Yun Yang came back, looking anxious in the front yard. Liang San told Yun Yang the whole story, so he is now thinking about how to avoid being punished by the head of the family.
"Let's go and gamble with Lao Liang."
As soon as Yun Yang heard this, his knees immediately became weak and he said in a harsh voice: "I will never do it again." Dare you."
Yun Zhao said: "Let's go, I haven't messed around with them for a long time. If I don't mess around again, they will be too old to mess around anymore."
Yushan City. There is only one military camp here, and that is where the men in black are stationed.
On weekdays, this place is always noisy. Today, it is not only quiet, but also clean.
The most importantWhat's more, there are four tin men standing at the entrance of the military camp.
Yun Yang stepped forward, lifted up his visor, took a look at the man inside the iron sheet, and said with a smile, "Watch it, don't let His Majesty see it!"
After saying that, he was stunned for a moment and said to him. Yun Zhao, who was behind, said, "I didn't say that before."
Yun Zhao glared at Yun Yang and walked into the military camp first.
Today, the military camp of the men in black was very boring. There was no shouting while drinking, and there was no lively scene of gambling. Liang San and Lao Jia were kneeling upright in the middle of the military camp, interfering in front of each other. Holding a horizontal knife.
Zhang Xiu stepped forward to stop Yun Zhao, but was pushed away by Yun Zhao.
He came to Liang San and said: "This morning, I thought you didn't know how to make a living, and I was afraid that you would starve to death, so I gave you a will to survive. Later, I found out that I made a mistake, and you have to return it to me. "
Liang San smiled and said: "It's too late. This decree can no longer be chosen. Your Majesty's words are so eloquent that there is reason to take them back."
Yun Zhao sighed. Said: "Get up, put the knife away, let's have a good gamble today, I haven't gambled for many years, I remember the last time we all got together to gamble, it was in Tangyu.
< p>That time, Uncle Meng won the most, and Uncle Baozi kept calling him Baozi, but he lost the most, and in the end he lost his daughter to me. After I went back, I remembered that Uncle Baozi’s daughter was my sister, and there was someone who won the prize. It’s useless.”Liang San pondered and said, “It’s disgraceful for your majesty to gamble.”
Yun Zhao said, “Don’t tell me, just go. I’ll be the banker today. You all come."
Liang San saw that the emperor had made up his mind. Although he didn't know what the emperor was thinking, he still gritted his teeth and helped the emperor to organize the situation.
Although the weather is cold in the yard, it can still feel cold after seven or eight fires are burning and there are crowds of people around.
Yun Zhaoda Ma Jin Dao sat in the middle, lifted his leather hat, slapped the case hard and said: "I have the final say on the rules of gambling today, you guys put up your hands Your donkey ears are clear to me.
Just throw the dice, big win, small lose, leopard will double, all red will be ten times. Everyone is cheating, the dealer takes all the ideas, and the dealer's leopard is bigger than the sky!
I have no money, I have to pay for the livestock, I have to pay for the wife, I have to sell the baby."
Everyone sees it. Yun Zhao spoke so boldly that he couldn't help but think of Yun's previous desolate appearance. He couldn't help but say "good", and then all their eyes fell on Yun Zhao's hand.
There was only a big celadon bowl in the huge place. As soon as Yun Zhao let go, the three dice in his hand fell into the big bowl, spinning, and everyone shouted "One" in unison. In "Two Three", the jump finally stops.
"Four-four-six, fourteen o'clock, neutral!"
Liang San's old face turned red, he yelled, and then he was the first to grab the dice, blow upAfter taking a breath, he threw the dice down.
"Four, five, six, straight at 15, win!"
Yun Zhao looked at Yun Yang behind him and said, "If you lose, pay for it!"
Yun Yang looked at Yun Zhao resentfully and wanted to object, but he found that Yun Zhao was looking at him in a wrong way, so he quickly took out his wallet, threw out a silver dollar and said, "You win, take it."
Yun Zhao sneered: "A handful of one hundred silver dollars. If they lose, they can owe it, but we can't owe it if we lose."
Yun Yang screamed: "You I'm giving them money... It's good, I'll pay for it."
Yun Zhao picked up Liang San's wine flask and took a sip of wine and said, "Send someone home to get the money. We'll bet tonight." At dawn..."
"Ah——"
The gambling game continued. Even if the snow began to fall in the sky, Yun Zhao had no intention of stopping. He seemed to have a strong gambling streak. , and also gambled very deeply.
Unconsciously, the table was piled with silver coins.
Yun Zhao gambled very generously. He was overjoyed when he won, and cursed when he lost. He was no different from how he used to gamble.
At some point, Qian Duoduo got into the gambling bureau, leaning next to Yun Zhao to help him pay out and collect money, and was very busy.
After Yun Zhao threw out an eleven point again, he looked at Qian Duoduo and said, "Why are you here?"
Qian Duoduo said, "Wait until your money is lost." If it's all gone, I can give it to you as money."
Yun Zhao threw out a handful of silver coins and said, "Do I look like a bastard?"
Qian Duoduo shed tears and said: "If I have done something wrong, just punish me, don't hurt yourself like this."
Yun Zhao shook his head and said: "You are right, Feng Ying did it That's right, even the bastard Yun Yang didn't do anything wrong, but you have all forgotten that my surname is Yun. With this surname, I will accept the good and bad of the Yun family.
These people are not. A good person should be sent to humane destruction.
But am I, your husband, a good person?
Don’t forget that you were snatched back by me in the first place.
Back then, I led them to fight against other bandits day and night in Guanzhong, leading them to rob homes and homes. To be honest, I was the biggest bandit in the world.
No way. After becoming the emperor, I forgot about the past. I can't say that I am a clean person after washing my feet.
When the Yun family bandits were at their strongest, I had 30,000 bandits under my command. You. Look, how many are left now?
It was really impossible to be a robber at the beginning. If we didn’t become a robber, we would be massacred and robbed by other robbers. Your husband is selfish. , since others can rob it, why can't I rob it?
That's how the Yun gangsters came..."
The more Yun Zhao said, the more tears appeared on Qian Duoduo's face, Yun Yang lost more money.
Liang San and the others had long realized that something was wrong with the banker.Not only did they not stop, but they gambled even more fiercely, until land deeds, house deeds, gold nuggets, jades, and gems began to appear on the table. Yun Yang finally couldn't bear it anymore and overturned the table with a raised hand. He roared angrily: "I have no money."
Liang San turned the table over again, found a new big bowl, threw three dice into it and said, "Your Majesty, let's bet a big one." ."
As he spoke, he took out a volume of imperial edict from his pocket, placed it on the gambling table, and said with a grin: "Your Majesty, this is the one to bet on."
Yun Zhao. He looked at the gold nuggets, silver coins, jade, agate, gemstones, and all kinds of contracts scattered on the ground, and said calmly: "Keep it."
Liang San stared with a pair of blood-red eyes. Said: "Your Majesty, let's take a bet. It's so satisfying to see the outcome."
Yun Zhao said: "If you lose, your heads will fall to the ground. I lost, but I can't pay the corresponding bet, so , there’s no way to bet.”
“Your Majesty is rich all over the world, how can he not be able to pay for it?”
Yun Zhao curled his lips and said: “So many people have died, even if I give up the gold mountain. Yinhai is useless."
Liang San laughed and said: "So, we can retire from today?"
Yun Zhao nodded and said: "You have already fought. If the war is over, why are you keeping your numbers?"
"Is Yun no longer a robber?"
Yun Zhao said: "I think so, but. , no matter how much I take a shower, I can't wash away the thief smell on my body, but we still have to change, maintain our country, and prevent thieves from appearing in this world again. It's best, we are the last ones in the world. Bandits."
"Your Majesty, I want to farm!"
"Then go farm!"
"Your Majesty, I want to marry the widow of the Liu family. She has been mending my clothes for eleven years."
"Then go and marry Widow Liu, and my mother-in-law will come with you when you come."
"Your Majesty, these years. There are too many people killed, so I want to become a monk and chant sutras."
"Then I will become a monk at Yanfu Temple. My mother-in-law will give alms."
"Your Majesty,..."
"Go away, all go away, go and do what you are willing to do, and don't lick a robber's face and appear in front of me again and say that you made the wrong choice."