"Holy shit!"
Lao Xiao stared with red eyes, looking surprised: "What did you call me?"
"Dad."
Chen Hansheng said nonchalantly: "I won't suffer any disadvantage when I call you dad. If you like, I can call you a few words. Dad, please help persuade Xiao Yu'er and don't let her get angry with me again."
"I..."
Old Xiaoxin said that Chen Zhaojun was such a kind and honest man, how could he give birth to such a shameless rogue.
What Chen Hansheng said was right. He did not suffer any loss at all, but also took advantage of him by calling Lao Xiao "Dad".
Because Xiao Hongwei is Xiao Yuer’s daughter, so this is like forcing her to become a son-in-law.
Lao Xiao thought to himself how he could agree to this. Now he is wandering around, what will he do in the future, but another one accidentally fell into Chen Hansheng's "trap", so Lao Xiao looked at Chen Hansheng with a look of expectation. With a look in his eyes, he suddenly fell asleep on the table with a "chirp" sound.
Chen Hansheng became anxious as soon as he saw it. How could he be such a shameless person?
"Uncle Xiao, don't pretend to be drunk."
"Hululu."
"Dad, I just agreed to help persuade you. I know you can drink more than that."
"Hululu."
"Fuck!"
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Lao Xiao was determined to pretend to be asleep, and Chen Hansheng said to himself that the middle-aged greasy man really didn't mean what he said. Isn't this bullying the honest people of our junior generation?
However, no matter whether Lao Xiao was really sleeping or pretending to be drunk, Chen Hansheng could not just go home like this. He first carried Lao Xiao to the bed in the bedroom, took off his shoes and covered him with a quilt. , turned on the air conditioner, went outside to clean up the wine table, and left with a heavy sweat.
Hearing the sound of the security door closing, Xiao Hongwei, who had been snoring, immediately sat up.
"This bitch is really cunning and thick-skinned. He fell into a trap even if he wasn't careful. No wonder Xiao Yu'er was coaxed into confusion by him."
Xiao Hongwei sat down. He muttered to himself beside the bed: "Fortunately, I didn't react slowly. I just pretended to be drunk and got through it."
Old Xiao thought about it and said to himself, I have to make a phone call to remind Xiao Yu'er. , this guy didn't convince me, he might just aim at Xiao Yu'er next time.
He walked to the living room to make a call, and suddenly saw the neat and clean living room outside. He thoughtfully opened the window to ventilate the smell, and there was hot tea that had just been brewed in the pot.
Lao Xiao took a sip of the fragrant Hangbai green tea. Thinking of Chen Hansheng calling him "Dad", one of his nerves suddenly jumped.
“You’re worthless, Xiao Yu’er is only 20 years old, and you already want to be a grandfather!”
Xiao Hongwei cursed, but also put down the phone receiver and leaned back on the sofa. Stare at the crystal chandelier in a daze.
After Chen Hansheng returned home, Liang Meijuan felt distressed when she saw her son smelling of alcohol.
“If you really can’t do it, just call and apologize.Well, why do you have to come back?
Chen Zhaojun poured a cup of hot water and handed it over: "It makes more sense for him to come back in person. This is equivalent to asking for forgiveness. Our family does not seek to be famous and wealthy, but in this small place in Hong Kong City, the backbone will always be there." Be straight. "
Liang Meijuan knew clearly that what her husband said was correct, but she still complained: "There is no need to drink. I will definitely talk to Lao Xiao when I meet him another day. If the child goes to apologize, you can drink it." ? "
"Forget it.
Lao Chen waved his hand: "Drinking is already good. Next time I meet Lao Xiao, I won't feel like I owe him."
Liang Meijuan could only say to Chen Hansheng: "You take a bath first, and I'll make you some hangover soup." "
After Chen Hansheng took a shower, he lay on the bed wearing big underpants and read comics for a while. Liang Meijuan walked in wearing an apron.
"Since you chose Xiao Shen, then go with her We get along well with her. She looks good and has a good personality. I am quite satisfied with her. "Liang Meijuan said while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Chen Hansheng blinked: "Mom, who said I chose Shen Youchu? It's just a misunderstanding between Xiao Yuer and me. Just clear it up. "
"What do you mean? "
Liang Meijuan didn't understand: "You still want to harass others after co-writing? ”
“It’s too ugly to use harassment. ”
Chen Hansheng said: “We are classmates, what’s wrong with visiting.” "
Liang Meijuan looked at her son seriously and said nothing.
After a while, Chen Hansheng remembered the sobering soup he had promised?
" Mom, where's the soup for sobering up? ”
“It’s fallen! ”
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Chen Hansheng didn’t go home for the entire summer vacation. He planned to stay a few more days this time, but the place he visited most was the Internet cafe.
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He first borrowed a camera to take photos in the rape field, then changed his QQ avatar to a photo of the rape field, and wrote "The Catcher in the Rye" on his QQ signature.
It stands to reason that this hint is enough to express his waiting mood, but when he sent a message to Xiao Rongyu, he still received a cold reception.
Chen Yingjun: Smiley face.
The profile picture of "The fish hiding on the bottom of the sea and blowing bubbles" immediately turned gray.
"Is it so real? ”
Chen Hansheng muttered: “How long has it been? I haven’t seen him in person, I haven’t answered the phone, and I haven’t responded to QQ messages.” ”
“They really don’t take me seriously, as the Vice Chairman of the Student Union, a cadre of the Youth League Committee, one of the three best students in the school, one of the top ten college students in Jiangling District, an outstanding college student in Jianye City, and a model entrepreneurship among college students in Sudong Province. ”
However, the next day Chen Hansheng went to QQ to learn about the school’s express collection. He accidentally took a look at the “fish hiding on the bottom of the sea and blowing bubbles” and found that her signature had also been changed.
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I like it;
It is the breeze;
It is the morning dew;
It’s because the cheeks are red;
It’s because millions of people can’t hold anything else.
Chen Hansheng silently thought about the sentence "There is no room for anything else among millions of people" and thought that Xiao Yu'er would always be so proud.
He immediately changed the signature of "The Catcher in the Rye", and it was enough to convey some meaning.
"I have to speak at the freshman assembly in two days, but I can't calm down. I'm so nervous."
After changing this signature, Chen Hansheng played in silence After learning "Westward Journey" and just killing wild monsters in the East China Sea fishing village, Wang Zibo's message came.
“It’s been a long time since you played this game. Now it’s the expansion pack of “Destiny Three Lives”.”
“I’m in Hong Kong City, so I can play it casually. You're waiting for Huang Hui's message in the Internet cafe again?"
"No, my roommate recommended a comic "Pirate Rufus", I'll come over and take a look."
Chen Hansheng. I thought that "Pirate Luffy" was the later "One Piece", and I didn't know where the name was translated from, so I replied: "Okay, then you can see, I will go to Xianning to play with you when I am free next week. "
Wang Zibo replied after a while: "Xiao Chen, you are too realistic. I have been studying in Xianning University Town for a year, but you didn't come to see me. Xiaoyuer started school here. It didn’t even take a week, but you came here in a hurry.”
“Isn’t this nonsense?”
Chen Hansheng was about to check out and get off the plane, but he found “Hiding at the bottom of the sea and blowing bubbles.” The QQ signature of "鱼" has also been changed.
"Come on!"
After Chen Hansheng saw it, he suddenly felt very happy. It was obvious that Xiao Yuer was comforting himself about being nervous about speaking at the freshman conference.
"Thank you."
Chen Hansheng changed his signature to thank you again. After waiting for a while, he found no response, so he checked out and got off the plane.
It wasn’t until the QQ avatar of “Chen Yingjun” turned black that the signature of “The fish hiding on the bottom of the sea blowing bubbles” changed to “You’re welcome.”
Chen Hansheng was not happy at home. After a while, I returned to school again, and finally agreed to give a speech to Chen Tianyu.
Chen Tianyu, the chairman of the student union of the college, represents the opinions of Hei Changzhi Guan Shuman to a certain extent. Chen Hansheng is still Teacher Xiaoguan’s horse boy, so he still has to obey the orders. After all, his wish is to become Guan Shuman. The heaviest pony under the skirt.
Two days before the freshman meeting, Chen Tianyu brought over his speech and clothes.
Because the freshman assembly is on the morning of the formal military training, all freshmen students must wear military training uniforms at that time. In order to unify the format, Chen Hansheng also had to wear it.
"This kind of bloated suit relies on a good-looking person like me to hold up the scene."
Chen Hansheng said with a smile while trying on the clothes.
"Yes, yes, the Finance Academy will rely on you to support the show from now on."
Chen Tianyu was helpless: "Hurry up and familiarize yourself with the manuscript and see if there are any unfamiliar words in it that you don't recognize. Yes, I don’t know how to learnWhat did the school think? It actually let a big guy who failed five of six subjects give a speech. ”
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