"Dad, what is escape? It's so scary to say it in broad daylight."
Chen Hansheng said dissatisfied: "We have to be reasonable, right? We can't bow to evil forces at will."
< p> Xiao Yu'er had been lying next to him. Hearing Chen Hansheng describe Lao Xiao as an evil force, he pinched Chen Hansheng angrily.Chen Zhaojun said slowly on the other end of the phone: "Then what earth-shattering thing you did, let me and your mother understand."
Chen Hansheng asked in return: "Dad , If I told you that I slept with a girl all night, but didn't do anything, would you believe it?"
"Is she ugly?" Lao Chen asked.
Chen Hansheng lowered his head and looked at Xiao Rongyu. Xiaoyuer raised his fist and shook it in front of his eyes pretending to be fierce.
Chen Hansheng shook his head and said: "It's not ugly, she's still very beautiful, the kind that she has been since she was little."
"I don't believe it."
Old Chen replied simply and neatly.
Chen Hansheng was a little discouraged: "You don't believe your son so much?"
Liang Meijuan's voice appeared: "Bastard, it's because I know you so well, that girl is Xiao Yu'er Well, I want to say a few words to her."
Chen Hansheng handed over the phone, and Xiao Yuer, who had been so arrogant just now, suddenly shrank his head under the quilt, looking at Chen Hansheng innocently with only two eyes exposed. .
She was not mentally prepared to answer the phone in this situation.
"She's taking a shower, it's inconvenient now."
Chen Hansheng said confusedly.
Liang Meijuan felt a little regretful. Originally, she wanted to say hello to Xiao Yuer and inquire about the specific situation, because her son told too little truth.
Actually, Chen Hansheng is also very depressed. He feels like "yellow mud fell into his crotch, it's either shit or shit." Xiao Hongwei won't talk about it. Lao Chen and Liang Meijuan don't seem to trust themselves either.
"Mom, no matter what you think, Xiao Yu'er and I really have nothing. We just lie on the same bed and sleep... Hey, why are you pinching me again? ”
Chen Hansheng still wants to make a final argument. His reputation as a young man cannot be ruined by evil forces like this.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongyu suddenly became angry. She pinched Chen Hansheng with her nails. This was a bit painful. Chen Hansheng cursed quietly: "You're crazy!"
Xiao Yuer She was also very stubborn. She sat upright from the quilt, but when she saw Chen Hansheng staring directly at her shoulders and collarbone, she realized that the hotel pajamas had no buttons, and she looked a little half-dressed when she woke up.
"Rogue!"
Xiao Yuer quickly pulled up the placket of her pajamas, then combed her long hair casually, and sat on the bed and continued to watch Chen Hansheng and Liang Meijuan on the phone.
Liang Meijuan is not a fool. A menopausal housewife has a lot of life experience. When she hears some sounds and movements on the phone, she can understand that Xiao Yuer is actually nearby.
Empress Dowager Liang thought for a while and said: "It doesn't matter what I think. The key is Lao Xiao's side. Our family is a responsible family. If you do something, you have to admit it, and if you don't do it, you have to admit it." Explain clearly, your dad and I have prepared the gift, and we don’t want to worry about anything else."
After speaking, Liang Meijuan hung up the phone, and turned around to see Chen Zhaojun staring at her: "What do you want me to do? "
Chen Zhaojun shook his head and said, "Did you just remind Han Sheng that if nothing was done, he must handle it properly?"
Liang Meijuan said nothing with a cold face. , brought breakfast out from the kitchen and placed it on the table.
Chen Zhaojun sighed: "I know you like Xiao Shen more, but people are coming to your door, so I have to give an explanation."
"The explanation is to get married. As long as the two children think it's okay, I will hand over the gift with both hands."
Liang Meijuan lowered her head to drink the porridge and glared at Chen Zhaojun: "Don't tell me who I like more, little one. I watched Yu'er grow up, and I like her very much."
"The old couple is still stubborn. If this thing hadn't happened, you would still support Xiao Shen."
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Chen Zhaojun muttered that he and Liang Meijuan had disagreed since he discovered the two girls around Chen Hansheng last year.
Lao Chen felt that Xiao Rongyu was pretty, had good family conditions, and the two families were from the same place and knew each other. This was the most suitable condition for a woman to get married;
Liang Meijuan said I feel sorry for Shen Youchu's family background, and what I particularly like the most is Shen Youchu's character.
Because Liang Meijuan always unconsciously takes on the identity of "mother-in-law", after much thought, she always feels that although Xiao Yuer's conditions are good, she should not be as harmonious as Shen Youchu in getting along with her.
"I also support Xiao Shen now, but support and responsibility are not contradictory."
Liang Meijuan ate her breakfast in two bites: "And Lao Xiao is too arrogant. Coming over early in the morning to threaten, is this the attitude of becoming an in-law in the future?"
Chen Zhaojun helped Xiao Hongwei explain: "He is just too worried. Lao Xiao only has one daughter, and he usually takes care of him. It hurts."
"I know, I still need you to remind me."
Liang Meijuan was a little impatient, and then she was silent for a while and said, "It would be great if she could be my daughter-in-law. The palms and backs of my hands are full of flesh, and I can’t bear to let go of any of them.”
“You must be getting more confused as you get older. Do you really want to change the straps of two pairs of gloves?” Lao Chen said with a frown. .
"I'm just talking nonsense to you. When I contacted that little bastard, my attitude was still the same as before."
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Not to mention the differences in opinions between Lao Chen and Liang Meijuan due to their identities and positions, Chen Hansheng and Xiao Yuer also had differences.
"What did you mean by talking to Aunt Liang just now?"
Xiao Rongyu pointed to the big bed where the two of them slept together: "Does this still mean that you haven't done anything? ”
“We didn’t do it in the first place.What? ”
Chen Hansheng’s logical thinking is very clear. As long as the two people are above that line, they are innocent, no matter how ambiguous the behavior between them is.
But this logic is a little fish. She doesn't agree with it. She feels that the two of them cuddle and sleep together like this, which is equivalent to doing everything.
"Xiao Chen, do you want to wear pants and refuse to admit it? "
Xiao Yu'er felt that it was too hard and said pitifully.
Chen Hansheng was even more pitiful: "The key is that I haven't taken off my fucking pants, so why bother lifting them up? "
"Okay, then I'll call my dad. "
Xiao Yu'er saw that Chen Hansheng was not willing to eat anything, so he picked up the phone.
"I want to call first. "
Chen Hansheng picked up the phone and said: "Now I will call Uncle Xiao to explain to you and clear your name. ”
Xiao Hongwei just drove away from Chen Zhaojun’s house. He was in a good mood during the weekend. When he got up in the morning, he called his precious daughter to wake up and told her to have breakfast during the weekend.
However, the moment the male voice answered the call, Lao Xiao's heart began to sink.
How to describe that feeling? To give an inappropriate example, it was like his wife Lu Yuqing was on a business trip. When he called me in the morning, it was the reaction of a man who spoke with worry, jealousy, fear of revealing the truth, and urgency to know the truth. He recognized that it was Chen Hansheng's voice, and Lao Xiao's sinking heart suddenly stopped, and he breathed out inexplicably.
Xiao Yu'er and Chen Hansheng were together, and they could be safe first. Guaranteed.
Why did Xiao Hongwei feel this way when he was with Chen Hansheng?
Secondly, the problem of hesitation has been resolved, and Xiao Hongwei can do this in the future. Comfort yourself, after all, both of them are like this, and I can't help it if I don't support it;
Of course, heartache and anger are unavoidable. The flowers that have been carefully cared for for nineteen years are suddenly taken over by pigs. No father would be able to understand this feeling, so Lao Xiao immediately went to Chen Zhaojun’s house to express his attitude.
“I accept this relationship, but he can no longer act like he did before. Otherwise, don’t blame me, Lao Xiao, for doing a one-to-one exchange. ”
While driving back, Chen Hansheng called.
Lao Xiao hesitated for a moment. The woman’s parents always think more about this kind of thing than the man’s parents. After all, Honest and well-behaved girls always suffer.
“Hi, I’m Xiao Hongwei. ”
Finally, Xiao Hongwei answered the phone in a businesslike tone.
Chen Hansheng saw that the phone had been ringing for a long time and finally got through, and said “Shhh” to Xiao Yu’er. "Uncle Xiao, I'm Han Sheng, have you had breakfast?" "
"Eat it, eat it at your house. ”
OldXiao didn't want to talk nonsense at all and just got to the point.
Chen Hansheng smiled awkwardly: "I just want to explain to you what happened last night."
"You say."
Old Xiao was concise He said that he knew that Chen Hansheng was a ghost, so he didn't show too many emotions, just to prevent Chen Hansheng from guessing his heart.
Chen Hansheng was indeed a little depressed, because Lao Xiao's tone sounded like he was interrogating a prisoner.
“Yesterday, because a new movie was released called “Infernal Affairs” starring many big stars, Xiao Yuer and I had made an appointment to watch it. However, we didn’t get tickets during the day, so we had no choice but to buy it. Tickets for early morning..."
Chen Hansheng first gave the matter a personality. Of course, the reason was also made up, mainly to lay a foundation for having to go to the hotel.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongyu heard this and suddenly leaned over and said, "Dad, Xiao Chen bought the night movie on purpose. He said that when he was young, he should have sex."
" What are you doing?"
Chen Hansheng quickly covered the phone and looked at Xiao Rongyu blankly.
Xiao Yuer snorted and raised his chin proudly.
"Cough..."
Chen Hansheng coughed, walked to the window and continued to explain: "It was already very late after watching the movie, so I went with Xiao Yu'er We discussed staying in a nearby hotel for a while. In fact, I also asked that the hotel did not have a double bed..."
Who knew that Xiao Rongyu came out from behind again and said loudly: "Dad, I I didn't want to go to the hotel, Xiao Chen forced me to go, and he deliberately opened a double bed room."
"Fuck!"
Chen Hansheng didn't care so much and said quickly. : "But we really didn't do anything..."
"We did, and Xiao Chen went to take a shower in front of me, and he slept with me in his arms all night."
"Stop talking."
Chen Hansheng pressed the call button with a "ding" sound and threw the phone directly onto the bed. The high-quality Nokia phone also bounced on the Simmons mattress. Two times, very naughty.
“Speak clearly!”
Chen Hansheng walked toward Xiao Rongyu step by step with a grimace, eyes flashing fiercely: “Speak clearly, why do you want to taint my innocence!”
Xiao Yu'er looked very frightened and backed away little by little until he was leaning against the wall and unable to retreat. He suddenly smiled, opened his hands and jumped into Chen Hansheng's arms.
Chen Hansheng also took advantage of the opportunity to hug Xiao Rongyu, and even picked him up and spun him around.
"Xiao Chen, would you like to be my boyfriend?"
Xiao Rongyu asked sweetly with his face pressed against Chen Hansheng's chest, unable to see his expression.
Chen Hansheng gently stroked Xiao Yu'er's back, and gently straightened her hair from time to time, but did not answer.
Xiao Rongyu raised his head and looked at Chen Hansheng: "Why don't you say anything?"
Chen Hansheng took a deep breath and said: "I wonder, in the eyes of the elders, if you enter If you go to a hotel, you won’t be a good boy.Son. "
"I have always been a good boy, but you were not.
Xiao Yuer hit Chen Hansheng: "Xiao Chen, don't change the topic. If I really gave it to you last night, are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?" ”
Chen Hansheng wanted to lower his head and observe Xiao Yu’er’s appearance to judge the authenticity of what she said, but Xiao Yu’er refused to show him and kept hiding.
Chen Hansheng looked at the time. It was almost 9 o'clock, and check-out from the hotel was at 12 o'clock. He thought that with his ability and talent, three hours plus a shower would be enough.
"Well, yes. of. "
Chen Hansheng nodded heavily, feeling a little excited in his heart. Xiao Yuer asked if this meant that there would be a surprise later.
"Then let me ask you, Where do I rank in your heart now?
Xiao Yuer continued to ask: "Uncle Chen and Aunt Liang are first, yourself second, friends and relatives third, career fourth, where do I rank?" "
Only Xiao Yu'er can ask this kind of question. Chen Hansheng smiled and said, "You can't count yourself, so you're ranked fifth." "
"Disgusting!
Xiao Yuer stretched out his hand to hit, but Chen Hansheng held it and said, "You are ranked second, just below my parents." "
"Really? "
"If I were to lie to you, I would get a puncture when I drive out, encounter red lights along the way, and break the rules every day,"
"Then what if I gave it to you? "Xiao Yu'er asked again.
"Don't be too greedy. This is already the limit. Parents, you can't exceed it.
Chen Hansheng pinched Xiao Yuer's waist: "You are already more important than me in my heart. Let's not waste time. There are only more than 2 hours left." "
Xiao Rongyu remained silent and stayed close to Chen Hansheng's chest. After a long time, she suddenly pushed Chen Hansheng away and walked quickly to the bathroom: "What a waste of time. Since it doesn't matter whether I give it or not, then now I won’t give it to you. I’m going to take a shower. ”
“It can still be like this...”
Looking at Xiao Yuer’s handsome back, Chen Hansheng wanted to slap himself. Why should he pretend to be cool if nothing happened?< /p>
He picked up the clothes with regret, and suddenly felt a little wet on his chest, and tasted it in his mouth.
Xiao Yuer finished washing. After coming out of the bath, she was once again a young and energetic girl with invincible traces of sadness on her face. She kept urging Chen Hansheng: "Hurry up and take a bath. I will call Shishi out for dinner later. Please treat her to a big meal." . "
"NOproblem. ”
As long as Xiao Yuer doesn’t dwell on the issue of boyfriend and girlfriend, Chen Hansheng can agree to any condition she puts forward.
During lunch, Bian Shishi was very surprised.
Firstly, the quality of the hotel was too high. The buffet at the five-star Jinling Hotel in Xinshikou was obviously going to block her mouth. Secondly, she was very curious about whether the two people had explained the process last night.All gone.
However, she was not very familiar with Chen Hansheng. Xiao Rongyu only chatted with her about some entertainment industry gossip and other girly topics. Bian Shishi could only make her own judgment and quietly observed whether Xiao Yuer was limping when walking. Turn.
"Come on, didn't they say they would be limping?"
Bian Shishi secretly cursed in her heart.
After eating, Chen Hansheng drove away. Xiao Rongyu and Bian Shishi said, "Let's go shopping."
Bian Shishi nodded in agreement, and she also had a lot to ask. : "Xiao Yu'er, how are you and him now?"
Xiao Rongyu walked silently under the sycamore tree. The autumn sunlight penetrated the leaves, leaving a mottled patch on his body and the ground. The light and shadow, when you raise your head, can just cover the sadness in your eyes.
"Very good."
Xiao Rongyu took Bian Shishi's hand, her delicate face full of joy: "I rank second in his heart, that is I don’t know if there is a tie for second place.”
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