"Damn it, Brother Chen, please don't scare me!"
Under Chen Hansheng's sinister tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goosebumps on his arms and muscles on his face. They also gathered together nervously. He didn't doubt that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little depressed about his behavior of intimidating him.
"You are 20 years old, how can you still be afraid of ghosts."
Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.
"I'm only 19, one year younger than you."
Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but there were some Afraid and would rather sit in a chair and watch the computer.
Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped with the cleaning. Li Zhennan looked at it with great interest: "Brother Chen, do you remember when you signed up for freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?"
p>"Why don't you remember."
Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "At that time, you and Lao Yang were coming to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were both slackers, so Lao Dai will not mention it. "
"At first we all thought you were an honest person."
Li Zhennan himself also laughed. After one and a half years of college, if the six people in the dormitory have deep feelings, That's a pretentious lie, because everyone in college is an adult and everyone has their own independent thoughts.
However, at least under Chen Hansheng’s control, 602 has never isolated a roommate.
When Li Zhennan was promoting Rockets 101, he had seen the kind of cold war dormitory. The roommates did their own thing, neither played cards nor braggadocio, and passed each other without saying hello. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan Nan couldn't stay any longer.
After the two of them cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the local products brought from home.
Anan is from eastern Guangdong, and his specialty is also very characteristic of eastern Guangdong. This is his own sun-dried orange peel, which is also called tangerine peel over there.
"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot. Occasionally, taking two tablets can strengthen the spleen and clear the lungs."
"Oh, thank you."
Chen Hansheng Shaking a small jar of yellow and dry orange peel, he immediately took out a piece and soaked it in water. It tasted sour and sweet.
Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games. Li Zhennan sat aside and watched the excitement. He was not afraid now, especially when someone came to the dormitory on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan didn’t recognize him, But I feel more at peace.
"Brother Chen, we are in the second semester of our sophomore year. I feel like I haven't learned anything, and sometimes I feel quite scared."
Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng : "Do you feel like this?"
Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head. This is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realize that the knowledge in college is of little use in real life, and it is inevitable to have self-esteem. Negative thoughts.
"Don't you have a part-time job?"
Chen Hansheng played the game with his fingers and asked: "Can't I give you the money I earn?" goSpiritual sustenance? ”
“Yes. ”
Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: “If it weren’t for this part-time job, this feeling of emptiness would only be amplified. Now I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang. College life is too boring. I don’t want to play anymore.” The game really has nothing to do. ”
“Let’s fall in love, Anan. ”
Chen Hansheng took a moment and said: “When you feel bored in college, you should fall in love. When you feel lonely, you should fall in love. If you feel that you are about to be broken, you should fall in love. There is nothing like falling in love. Can't be solved. "
"If so, then break up and talk again! ”
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The next day, Chen Hansheng had dinner with Shen Youchu and then took a ride back to Hong Kong City.
He did not drive Xia Li stopped at the school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he was "visiting relatives", so it would be difficult to get back with Xia Li when he was dating several girls at the same time. There is no way around lies and tricks. The most important thing is to be ruthless and believe that everything you tell lies is true, so that the smart little fish will not doubt it.
Or even if you say it. She couldn't find any evidence.
As for the routine, Chen Hansheng had already prepared it.
After getting off the bus at the Gangcheng Passenger Terminal, he went to the nearby newsstand: "Is there a traffic report? It's the kind of news where a car kills someone. ”
“I don’t know, look for it yourself. ”
The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man. He glanced at Chen Hansheng and ignored him. If Chen Hansheng hadn’t spoken in the Hong Kong dialect, he wouldn’t have wanted to reply.
It’s the New Year’s Eve. News, maybe there is a hole in your head.
Chen Hansheng took out 10 yuan and handed it over with a smile: "Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School. There is a student who wants to get on the road just after learning to drive. I can't persuade him. It’s useless, so I just want to use the real news to remind you that if you can do me a favor, I won’t ask you to change the 10 yuan. ”
Chen Hansheng used to occasionally browse Zhihu. On that online platform, he was sometimes described as a “handsome and slutty guy who rides on N boats” and sometimes as a “suffering middle-aged man who was cheated on by his wife.” ", sometimes "an engineer working in an international high-end research institute", sometimes "a Chinese American who has lived in New York for more than 20 years".
In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the requirements of the subject. Anyway, it’s all made up now.
“That’s it. ”
For the sake of money and legitimate reasons, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. This kind of news is not difficult to find, and he casually found a dozen copies for Chen Hansheng.
“The newbie panicked and made a mistake on the road, stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people. ”
“This newspaper reported that a total of 11 traffic accidents occurred in our province during the return of the Spring Festival holiday. We remind car owners not to drive while fatigued. ”
“A large truck rolled over on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing severe congestion. ”
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Chen Hansheng nodded with satisfaction,I specially selected two traffic accidents caused by female drivers, said goodbye to my boss with a smile, and left.
He had a purpose. Although he bought the Chevrolet for Xiao Yu'er, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because that would be a matter of stepping on the accelerator from Dongda University to the Finance Institute. Chen Hansheng's reaction There was no time to come over.
When can Xiaoyuer drive this car to Jianye?
For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange things and the two would not meet.
If an accident occurs again, the scale of Shura Field will be beyond imagination. Although Chen Hansheng has laid various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one by one, it is still very scary to think about it.
However, Chen Hansheng couldn't object to the matter of "driving", as this would make Xiao Yu'er suspicious, so he left it to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.
Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to his home for dinner, so he quietly took the newspaper with him.
Xiao Rongyu hadn’t seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he was visiting relatives, so there was nothing he could do about it.
"Xiao Chen, you are here. I have something I want you to comment on."
Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: "Xiao Chen bought the car. Yes, why don’t you let me drive to Jianye? I also have a driver’s license.”
It turns out that her family has been arguing about this for a long time, and it seems that Xiao Yuer is at a disadvantage 1 to 2.
"Daughter, it's not that dad won't let you drive."
"Daughter Slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "Your driver's license is not very formal. The boss of the driving school cares about dad." I deliberately asked you to pass the test as soon as possible because you have too little actual driving experience."
"Xiao Chen also passed it in two days."
Xiao Yuer. He said reluctantly: "How can he get on the road?"
"He drives well."
Xiao Hongwei pointed at Chen Hansheng: "Boys have a better understanding of machinery. , Han Sheng seemed to be very proficient after just two laps, and the coach couldn’t believe it.”
“Who said female drivers are inferior to male drivers?”
Xiao Yuer pursed his lips. He retorted, then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think?"
"I support you driving to Jianye."
Not only did Chen Hansheng not object, And he said very firmly, and even tried to persuade Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not proficient. Just go on the road a few more times. If you never dare to drive, you will never learn. You will never be able to drive in the future." It’s no longer a profession, it’s just a necessary skill in life.”
“This...”
Seeing Chen Hansheng support Xiao Yuer, Xiao Hongwei and Xiao Hongwei. Lu Yuqing hesitated, but what he said made sense.
"Thank you, Xiao Chen."
Xiao Yuer smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.
"Let's eat first, then daddy willConsider it. ”
Xiao Hongwei decided to think of a way to get the best of both worlds.
After eating, Lu Yuqing finished cleaning up and sat on the sofa, grabbing the newspaper next to him and reading it.
But as she watched, Lu Yuqing's well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, and her breathing became rapid. She slammed the newspaper on the coffee table and pushed open Xiao Rongyu's bedroom without knocking. < /p>
“Xiao Yu’er, let me tell you, as long as I am still your mother, you will never drive to school! ”
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(Again, it is not recommended to study, but remember to like it, I love you, I love you.)