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Chen Lan choked, and she didn’t know how to answer.
Because no matter whether you say "yes" or "no", they all seem to mean eating shit.
"Brother, why do you always mention these disgusting things."
However, Chen Lan also has a trick. Whenever she can't convince Chen Hansheng, she will try to trick him: " You like to argue with me all day long, but when I ask you to buy a piece of clothing, you resist me. Do you still look like a brother?"
"Chen Lan, you are already in college, why are you still acting like a primary school student? Comparison."
Chen Hansheng said with disdain: "Only elementary school students compare which clothes are more expensive. We college students all compare where to buy clothes for the cheapest price. If anyone can buy a pair of jeans for 9 yuan, it is simply a waste. The king in the dormitory."
"Uh..."
Chen Lan giggled twice: "It seems like this, our dormitory already has this trend. The second sister bought a discounted skirt for 39 yuan, and everyone in the dormitory was envious."
"Alan is still innocent."
The little secretary shook his head, Minister Chen just said. I simply don’t want to pay.
But there was nothing we could do. The brother and sister liked to fool each other like this. Of course, the elder brother was always better every time. Although Chen Lan did not eat shit, Chen Hansheng also saved hundreds of dollars.
At the same time, he also knew Xiao Rongyu’s attitude towards this case, and he succeeded in asking for directions and luring the "fish" with bricks and mortar.
"Since Xiao Yu'er agrees to this case, I have reason to go to her. After all, she is the director of the law firm. What's wrong with me, as a client, asking for business in person?"
Chen Hansheng put his feet up on the table, silently calculating in his mind. After a while, the battle between Guoke and Samsung will become intense, and he will not be able to spare any time.
It’s just that Xiao Yuer’s address in the United States is not clear, but this does not trouble Chen Hansheng. Although I don’t know why Bian Shishi deliberately matched her, she did behave like this.
"Didi didi~"
Chen Hansheng opened QQ to look for Bian Shishi, and countless group chat messages came to him.
There are junior high school class groups, high school class groups, college class groups, and family QQ groups.
The family’s QQ group is divided into two, one is for Empress Dowager Liang, the QQ group name is "Liang Family Courtyard", the other is for Lao Chen, the QQ group name is " Love each other and be a family.”
This name is estimated to continue into the WeChat era.
These uncles and aunts often forward various links in the group, such as "When your body shows these symptoms, you should pay attention", "Save the child, Teacher He Jiong will cry when he reads it" ", "You can make money by clicking in, and earning over 10,000 yuan a month is not a dream."
Hey guys, even the scam Trojans are forwarded.
“Can’t stand it.”
Chen Hansheng crossed out these group chat messages and when he pulled down his friendsWhen I saw Xiaoyuer's QQ profile picture, it was gray and dull.
Last year at Shura Field, Chen Hansheng was blocked by Xiao Rongyu in all his methods. Later, by chance, although his phone number was pulled out, QQ was still on the blacklist.
“Hey~”
Chen Hansheng sighed. He has more than 300 friends in QQ, but at least 100 of them are unknown to him, so not all of them in the circle of friends may be They are friends, the ones on the blacklist are old friends.
Chen Hansheng found "Shiyu's Summer", which is Bian Shishi's QQ nickname.
The nickname sometimes reflects something, such as Chen Hansheng's "Chen Yingjun", which expresses his appearance, and the English homophony of Hansheng's "handse";
"Cat Alley Girl" by Shen Youchu expresses a feeling of missing home, mother-in-law and sister;
"The Fish Hiding on the Seabed Blowing Bubbles" by Xiao Rongyu, this is Expressing a childlike, cute, and interesting mind;
Wang Zibo's "youth don't know how to be frivolous" is a very typical pretentious nickname with no connotation;
Bian Shishi "Summer of Poetry Fish" should express the deep friendship between two good friends.
"Ta-ta-ta."
Chen Hansheng sent a message.
Chen Yingjun: Are you there? Have you slept?
Summer of Shiyu:?
Chen Yingjun: I haven’t slept yet. It’s almost 2 o’clock in the morning in the United States.
Shiyu’s Summer: What, are you okay?
"Oh, so cold."
Chen Hansheng frowned. He thought he had made a mistake in his judgment. Bian Shishi actually had no intention of matching him.
So, Chen Hansheng came up with an upright reason.
Chen Yingjun: Guoke and Samsung have had some business conflicts recently. I have entrusted the case to Rong Sheng Law Firm, but there are still some issues that I am not sure about, and I would like to ask Xiao Yuer for advice in person.
Summer of Shiyu: Do you want our address in the United States?
Chen Yingjun: Ang.
Summer of Shiyu: No, bye!
“Damn it!”
Chen Hansheng stared at the word “no” in a daze, and said to himself, Shishi is so brave, your man and Huang Hui are going up Do you know about sleeping together?
However, Bian Shishi seemed to have really fallen asleep and never replied to the message. When Chen Hansheng was considering the idea of "we need to break up together, I am not feeling well, and you can't be happy either", Wang Zibo Called suddenly.
This silly guy has been busy with small projects at school recently, and the two of them haven’t seen each other for several days.
"Xiao Chen."
Wang Zibo sounded a little puzzled: "Please help me analyze, what does it mean that Bian Shishi suddenly wants to eat the lotus cake from Lion Bridge? She also said Come over with the address and ask me to send it immediately, but the United States is so far away, so sending it there would have been bad., will she be angry if she doesn’t send it? ”
“·······Oh my god, that’s all. ”
Chen Hansheng patted his head depressedly.
Bian Shishi probably wanted to tell Xiao Yuer’s address to herself, but felt that it would be too easy, so she took a long detour. Circle, I deliberately said it through Wang Zibo, is it true that arrogant women are terrible?
"Taking off your pants and farting is unnecessary!" "
Chen Hansheng muttered helplessly.
"What? I didn’t fart. Xiao Chen, please help me think about whether I should send the sweet-scented osmanthus cake or not..."
Silly Wang Zibo was still asking naggingly.
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Chen Hansheng's passport and visa had not expired, and he was not short of money, so he bought a ticket to the United States the next day. The public reason was naturally " "On a business trip".
Of course Xiao Rongyu didn't know anything, let alone her. Even Bian Shishi didn't expect that Chen Hansheng would be so decisive.
This It was just an ordinary morning in San Francisco, the mist had just dispersed, the sun was not glaring through the leaves, leaving irregular spots on the ground, and there were crisp sounds of birdsong outside.
Aunt Lin woke up early, humming "Today is a good day" while happily working in the kitchen
Aunt Lin is a very experienced nanny, and has served all kinds of customers. But this was her first time in the United States, thousands of miles away.
She originally didn’t want to come, but Cheng Dejun, the chairman of Shenzhen Tong, came to her in person and offered a high salary, so Aunt Lin agreed to give it a try. .
However, the quality of the customers is very good. One is a professor at the university. It is said that he is very famous in the country. He has white hair and looks knowledgeable and dignified.
Both. There are two beautiful girls, one of whom is particularly beautiful. She has two sweet pear dimples when she smiles. Aunt Lin likes this girl named "Xiao Yu'er" the most.
She is just a little girl. Yu'er seemed to be pregnant, but the customer didn't take the initiative to tell her. Aunt Lin also abided by the principle and never took the initiative to ask. She just made nutritious soup on time every night.
In addition, there is another one left. A girl with short hair and a somewhat cold personality also likes to watch men's wrestling shows. Aunt Lin is a little afraid of her.
"Dong dong dong~"
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.
“Who is it? "
Aunt Lin called out, and through the peephole she saw that he was an Asian, tall and smiling, but there was always a sense of generosity in his smile.
Old The professor said that this is a wealthy area in the United States and there is no problem with safety. However, Aunt Lin was still very cautious and only opened the wooden door inside. Using the English that Xiao Yuer taught her, she stumbled and asked: "Who..." ··howareyou? ”
This should have been “whoareyou", meaning "Who are you? "
As a result, Aunt Lin was not familiar with it, so she directly changed it to "howareyou", which means "how are you?" "
"I..."
The person at the door is naturally Chen Hansheng. He was also a little confused by the English question of the middle-aged woman in front of him, but this sentence structure is really It’s so familiar that every child who has attended nine years of compulsory education will answer
“I am fine, thank you, and you? ”
Chen Hansheng almost blurted out.
Then, the two people stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, falling into a daze.
Aunt Lin didn’t know why. She knew these simple English words.
Chen Hansheng wondered if he had come in the wrong place. Could it be that Bian Shishi was lying to me?
"Creak, creak, creak~"
At this time, someone happened to be coming down the stairs.
Chen Hansheng looked over and saw a pair of slender calves, indicating that he was at least 168cm tall, and he was dressed in simple clothes. Sporty Nike sweatshirt, high ponytail swinging from side to side, slightly raised chin, delicate oval face, and familiar pear dimples on both sides of the mouth
"Aunt Lin, who is coming... ··”
Before he finished his sentence, he swallowed the second half of it. He grabbed the white wrist on the stairs and suddenly tightened it hard.
“Xiaoyu Son~"
Chen Hansheng tilted his head and said with a bright smile: "Long time no see. ”
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(Eason Chan’s “Long Time No See” is really good, please vote for me, thank you all.)