Middle-aged parents only think about rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. They no longer have the energy to chase stars, and it is difficult to understand such "fanatic fans", so they are very puzzled by their son Xiaoou's behavior.
Little Ou didn’t have time to explain to his parents now. After finally calming down, he immediately ran along the sidewalk to the quiet riverside.
In addition to old people walking here, there are also couples in love. The river reflects the lights of thousands of houses on the shore. From time to time, small cruise ships pass by with their whistles honking, and the waves of the discharged waves hit the river. On the edge of the embankment.
The summer breeze was mixed with the smell of beer, and Xiao Ou suddenly felt that the scenery tonight was so charming.
Strange, why didn’t you notice it just now?
However, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is far less than the joy of sharing happiness with "shell fans".
Xiao Ou quickly opened the Guoke community, and sure enough, ten minutes ago, all the posts that questioned Chen Hansheng had been replaced by overwhelming praise:
"Dr. Chen is awesome, really You are worthy of being my idol!"
"Dr. Chen's impassioned tone made my heart surge. Once I am a fan, I will be a fan forever!"
"I watched this video. More than twenty times, what about you?"
"More than thirty times"
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These are serious affirmations. Posts, of course, there are also some experts who say "Everyone is drunk, I am alone sober, everyone is muddy, I am alone clear":
"I don't know what you are so excited about, I have never doubted it. "
"Me too, I should eat and have fun, I never pay attention to those junk messages."
"So, the truth is in the hands of a few people. You should quit your fandom immediately, you are not worthy of being a fan of Guohu!”
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There are also some confessional parties, which are also indispensable:
< p>"I have questioned Director Chen, and now I sincerely apologize. I'm sorry.""I also made a post today questioning Guoke and Director Chen. I'm sorry +1."
"I am saying this with red eyes. I am still a high school student who doesn't have much pocket money. When I go to college, I will definitely buy a mobile phone to support me."
"High school students should not secretly surf the Internet. Now, hurry up and go to evening self-study!”
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Finally, there is a super silly post.
The Guoke community has such a large amount of daily activity, and there are often comments like "Can Barcelona pick five people and beat our school football team?" or "I have been practicing boxing for three years, and I feel like Bruce Lee is no match for me." remarks.
Without exception, these posts received over 10,000 replies and became the classic mascot of the Guoke community.
Another one appeared today, with a title of only three words "Call Dad".
The content is as follows:
Dr. Chen was detained in South Korea. I think that Dr. Chen committed a crime in South Korea. My roommate believed in Dr. Chen from beginning to end.So we made a bet: whoever loses will post in the community and call every netizen who replies "Dad".
Although I am completely convinced by this result, Mr. Chen is awesome! China is rising!
However, I still hope this post will sink in.
In the end, the poster failed because within half an hour, it had become a hot post with more than 4,000 replies.
This poster also has a strong personality and is literally called "Dad" from floor to floor.
“This idiot!”
Little Ou laughed so hard that snot bubbles almost came out of his nose. Of course, he also left a message on that post.
We are all young people. Who doesn’t want to have more sons?
But after laughing, Xiao Ou suddenly found that the mobile phone page of Guoke Community jumped a few times, and then went blank for an instant.
“It collapsed again!”
Xiao Ou scratched his head in annoyance. This was not the first time that the Guoke community collapsed today. This time, because of that video, he was called in again. Netizens were so crowded that they collapsed.
"What is Fatty Huang doing?"
Xiao Ou was blaming Huang Liqian, chief engineer of the network department: "If we collapse like this a few times, people will think that the quality of our shells is not good! ”
At this moment, Xiao Ou seemed to have become a director of Guoke Electronics, helping Chen Hansheng condemn Huang Liqian.
In fact, this cannot be blamed on Lao Huang. The total number of Chinese netizens now is less than 60 million. It stands to reason that a server that can host 5 million people online at the same time is definitely enough. Who would have thought that something like this would happen? What's going on.
At present, the only website that checks scores after the college entrance examination has this kind of "treatment".
"Pa!"
Xiao Ou killed a blood-sucking mosquito, and a small red bump gradually bulged on his leg, but he didn't pay attention and continued to swipe the fruit over and over again. Shell community.
How to describe this feeling? If we describe it in terms of the LOL game 10 years later, it would be that the team you like has achieved good results in the World Championship, or that the player you like has gained 5 points on the big stage. kill.
As a fan at this time, not only do you want to brag, but you also need to find a place to watch others brag.
The harder others brag, the happier Xiao Ou feels, so the posts in the Guoke community were refreshed so fast just now, and Xiao Ou tried his best to reply with a "(*^▽^*)" expression.
But now the webpage has crashed and it will probably not be restored within ten minutes. Xiao Ou can only go to Baidu Tieba to take a look.
In the end, it was okay if I didn’t watch it, but I was very angry after watching Xiaoou.
Because in those big forums, some netizens not only did not praise Chen Hansheng, but also made doubtful comments:
A: I just saw the video, and I suspect it is a bit like Guoke Electronics Fake.
B: Brother, I also have this idea, but if I question it in the Guoke community, some idiot fans will immediately jump out to refute it.
C: Guoke community = Guoke’s private land, boring.
... Very unhappy.
"This is a publicly released video, how could it be fake?"
"I checked and found that Samsung does indeed have a business consultant named Zheng Baoxu, both in the photos and videos. "Exactly the same."
"Some people upstairs are really mean. The Guoke community is the gathering place for us Huoke fans. We are all very excited now, but at this time you ran over to question, It’s not that you don’t want a mother, you just don’t have a mother!”
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“It’s so exciting!”
Little Ou Ren Keep clenching your fists.
Xiao Ou doesn’t know how to curse, but he feels very refreshed when he sees other people spitting out sweet things, especially the humorous and free-spirited boss Chen Hansheng. Every time he releases a product, Xiao Ou feels like he’s listening to a cross talk.
"Sooner or later, Baidu will be finished."
Xiao Ou closed Tieba and silently came to a conclusion.
It is not just Tieba netizens who say bad things about Chen Hansheng. Xiao Ou feels that Baidu’s management is too loose and does not know how to correctly guide netizens’ views. Although it is now known as the "BAT" troika, if it continues If this continues, it will be replaced sooner or later.
"It would be great if Guoke replaced it, then it would be called GAT!"
When Xiao Ou was thinking wildly, the Guoke community had returned to normal, and Xiao Ou was once again immersed in joy and contentment In the behavior of "watching others blow the nutshell".
... It's "Recording Chen Jun's Life in South Korea? Day 1".
The author is actually the editor-in-chief Liu Hua. After all, he is a cultural person. His realm comes out as soon as he writes, and he has a flavor of the literature of the Republic of China:
I met Chen Jun at the same time. At a cocktail party, Guoke's first mobile phone had just been released. Chen Junzhi was so proud that he held a glass and invited people to drink.
I am too drunk, but I am also happy to see such a scene. The wisdom of young people will make the country wise, the richness of young people will make the country rich, and the strength of young people will make the country strong. Chen Jun has achieved something at a young age, which reflects our society. Inclusiveness.
It is true that Chen Jun is wanton and frivolous, high-profile and proud, but this kind of character shows that it is impossible for him to sneak around in Korea.
I firmly believe that the truth will surely come to light, and I wish Chen Jun all the best.
This is the attitude of the official media in Sudong Province. Many people smelled the scent of ink in the newspapers and slowly realized the profound meaning behind this news.
In addition, those netizens who questioned whether the video was fake were too frightened by the "accident" to say anything.
At around 9 pm Korean time, one of the protagonists of the video, former Samsung operating consultant Zheng Baowu, committed suicide on the Han River Bridge.
Left a copy in front of meA suicide note of apology.
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