"Crashing... crashing... crashing..."
Xue San sat in the barrel, rubbing his body.
This wooden bucket was obtained from the Huotou Army. It was not a bath bucket. It was usually just used to carry water, but for Xue San's figure, it was enough and even had a surplus.
"Hey, tell me, will something happen between our Lord and that general?"
Xue San was taking a bath while facing Liang who was sitting at the other end of the tent. Cheng asked.
Liang Cheng glanced at Xue San and said: "A dog's nose is not as smart as yours."
"Hehe, that's right, even Siniang's disguise technique is useless." Can't hide it from my nose."
"Including shit?"
"..." Xue San.
Ah! ah! ! ! ! ! ! !
Xue San shouted and slapped his body with water. This was already the fifth bucket of water.
As an assassin, it is normal to attack from behind. Xue San can’t remember how many preys he has killed from behind, but this kind of blurry face is really the first time he has killed someone from behind. once.
For this reason, Xue San can only think that he added a lot of secret force when he pulled the dagger down inside the opponent's body. His original intention was to smash the organs in the opponent's body together. Who knew that the centrifugal force was too strong... …
"Don't tell anyone about this matter. You must not tell them when you go back!" Xue San said to Liang Cheng seriously.
Liang Cheng shook his head indifferently.
In the beginning, he may be pretentious, but he gradually becomes obsessed with the protagonist."
"Plot?"
"Yes, Zhao Min in "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer". Isn’t it like this?
There are many similar examples.
In reality, a woman’s liking for a man depends on his appearance, character, and sincerity. There are wealth gifts and so on;
But in literary and artistic works, as long as the authors want to, they can always find countless reasons for women to fall in love with the protagonist."
Liang Cheng felt helpless. He took out the water bag, opened the stopper, took a sip, and said:
"That's right."
If it weren't for the inconvenience of going out now, with Liang Cheng's character, he really wouldn't I would choose to sit here and watch the dwarf strip naked and take a bath while chatting with the dwarf.
"I'm telling you, zombie, you can't forget your roots as a human being. Have you forgotten where we came from?"
Liang Cheng frowned slightly when he heard this. Something happened. Acceptance is already possible, but acceptance does not mean understanding.
“For others, it may be just a comic book, but for us, it is our life.”
“Haha, I don’t have time to think about philosophy with you, oops , I feel a little regretful now that I think about it. Lord, go out.At that time, I only had time to tell the Lord that the general in red armor was a woman, but I did not warn the Lord properly. "
"What are you telling me? ”
“My Lord, if you arrive in front of the opponent’s tent, no matter whether there are guards at the door or not, as long as the opponent asks you to wait for a notification before coming in, then you must not wait, but rush in directly.” ! "
"Why? ”
“Because the general was probably taking a shower, and then by chance, the master filled it in and was able to see all of her body;
Next, that The female general will be ashamed and angry, and may order punishment for the Lord, but as the first man besides her father to see her naked body, the Lord will definitely leave a very deep impression on her heart, and then ........."
"Then she asked someone to push the Lord out and chop him down, the Lord was a pawn. "
"Uh..."
Xue San scratched his hair helplessly and said melancholy: "You are such a vulgar person. ”
“It’s you who are unrealistic. ”
“Life is always more art than art. You must know that this is the first female character that the Lord has seen since he woke up. It seems a little unreasonable to have something come out of friction without laying some foreshadowing. ”
Liang Cheng no longer wanted to talk. He felt that not only was the dwarf’s physical development poor, but his brain might also be affected.
Perhaps Qin Siyu is this type of person. Because he has always been shorter than his peers and because of his poor health, he likes to stay at home, but his mind is full of fantasy.
This character and habit are also fully realized by his character Xue San. Inherited.
"Think about it, since that woman can disguise herself as a man and command the army, haha, her status must be high. If she is really taken over by the Lord, it will be a big deal for us. The help of stocks is equivalent to someone taking the initiative to send venture capital during the entrepreneurial stage, and also actively asking you to accept it without unwritten rules.
The thing is done, the most we can lose is the Lord’s thousands of sons and grandsons. "
"She doesn't deserve it. ”
“Well, don’t say that, our Lord is still very good. "
"What I'm talking about is that woman. She is not worthy of the Lord. "
Xue San frowned slightly, hung his arms on the edge of the bucket, and looked at Liang Cheng:
"Nima, are you licking so shamelessly now? ”
“With us here, the Lord can marry the best woman in the world.” "
When Xue San heard this, he was stunned for a moment and blinked. He could not deny this sentence. He even agreed with it in his heart. However, after a brief silence, Xue San still asked. :
“But now, we are still very weak. Those barbarians are nothing. In a one-on-one fight, even if they are the kind of guys who can shine, we can kill them with our own ability and experience.
For ordinary soldiers, if they come one by one, they will die. If they come five or six, it will take a little effort at most, but what if there are twenty, fifty, or a hundred?
You have also seen those Yan State cavalry. If fifty cavalry take turns charging at you on the plain without the benefit of terrain, you can survive even if you are a zombie. How many rounds? "
Liang Cheng turned his head, glanced at the injury on his left arm, and said:
"We have only recovered a little. "
From everyone's peak, from everyone's true strength, what everyone has recovered now is really just the tip of the iceberg.
"Who knows how to recover a little more? Woolen cloth? If we really recover more, our Lord will not go up to see that woman, but we will directly tie up that woman from among the armies and send her to the Lord’s bed. "
"Don't tell me, you didn't notice. "
"What did you find? "Xue San showed curiosity.
"The Lord's strength. "Liang Cheng replied.
The barbarian cavalry who was hacked to death by the master immediately appeared in Xue San's mind.
"You mean, how much can our power be restored? Whether we can recover further, the key lies in the Lord? ”
“I only know that before the Lord wakes up, we are just ordinary people. "
"Ha, and the Lord has only been awake for a long time, and his strength suddenly became comparable to that of an adult man who has been exercising all year round. When we were marching before, I always thought that the Lord would not be able to support it, but But he persisted. ”
“Maybe, the Lord himself has not really discovered and realized this;
That is,
Progressive,
Maybe it’s not just us. "
………………
Zheng Fan arrived outside the military tent. There were not many soldiers guarding the outside. Only the old man holding a sword stood at the entrance of the tent.
Did not let Zheng Fan wait. As soon as Zheng Fan came over, the old man reached out and opened the curtain, indicating that Zheng Fan could go in.
After entering, he already learned from Xue San. This is a general disguised as a woman, and she is not taking a shower.
She is still wearing her very conspicuous red armor, sitting on her knees behind the desk, flipping through some letters in her hand, between her eyebrows. , there was a heroic spirit circulating.
After Zheng Fan came in, he hesitated and knelt down on one knee.
“Meet the general. "
As for the "last general", there is no more to say.
The general dropped the letter in his hand on the table and looked at Zheng kneeling below him with interest. Fan.
“You have made a lot of contributions this time, and I want to reward you. ”
Zheng Fan didn’t say anything, he just raised his head and looked at her.
In particular, he paid more attention to the Adam’s apple, but because of the shield of the armor, he couldn’t see it very clearly. .
The most important thing is that because of the shielding of the armor, I don’t know what the figure of this woman is.
After all, the awakening effect of armor is much stronger than that of bra.
Zheng Fan didn't know why he was thinking about these things now. Probably because he was a little nervous, so he subconsciously diverged his thoughts.
Men have two brains, both of which look like walnuts. Generally speaking, when one big bag is running, the other brain will often fall into a sluggish state.
The general was also a little embarrassed. After all, the superiors seemed to be used to it. When they said who they wanted to reward, the people below showed their loyalty again and shouted "loyalty to the boss" and nothing else. beg.
Of course, this cannot be taken seriously, but everyone seems to pay attention to this process.
At the moment, this man seems to have no intention of cooperating with his performance.
The general showed a smile and said:
"Two rewards are for you to choose;
One is to enter my personal barracks , become the servant of my Li family, in two years, the road will be much wider whether you go out or stay in the family.
Another one, are you from Hutou City?”< /p>
"Yes."
"The Ministry of War and the Ministry of Household Affairs issued an edict a few days ago, because more and more horse bandits have harassed caravans in recent years, requiring each fortress and city to form their own
But the superiors did not allocate any military expenditures or weapons, which meant that they would be given to a group of 300 people, and the rest would be left to each locality.
So, the second reward is to be the Hushang Colonel in the Hutou City area."
At this point, the general himself felt a little speechless. He paused and continued: < /p>
"Forget it, when the army sets off tomorrow, you can follow me back to the Li family. Your future will not be..."
"I choose the second option!"
Zheng Fan immediately raised his head and said.
The general's voice suddenly stopped.
As if he was in disbelief, he asked again:
"Which one to choose...?"
Zheng Fan answered again without hesitation:
"The second one."
Ning ** should not be the phoenix's tail. He is in Hutou City, anyway. There are seven demon kings under his hands, and he calls himself Lord with full breath all day long.
I am mentally ill and come to your place to be a servant?
The most important point is that
Zheng Fan knows how much he weighs. He is just the one who deserves the credit this time. Liang Cheng gave him a head to take. Just a moment.
If he really left these subordinates and went out alone,
Zheng Fan felt that he would die without knowing how.
"You won't regret it?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath, shook his head seriously, and said:
"I don't regret it."
"Can you tell me the reason? I, the servant of the Li family, am so disdainful to you?"
Zheng Fan answered immediately Said:
"Hutou City is my home, I can't bear to leave it."