"Is the person dead?"
Zheng Fan now wanted to reach out and pull his hair hard. This was a common action he used to make when creating comic card plots.
You guys have been busy all day long, ambushing people, killing people, and running a marathon, but in the end, the people you rescued were killed?
Funny?
"Let me see."
The blind man took a step forward and got on the carriage.
Zheng Fan also went up together, and the others could only stand beside the carriage and watch.
In the carriage, Blind Bei put his hand on Ding Hao's wrist, with his eyes closed and his expression serious.
"How is your pulse?" Zheng Fan asked.
Blind Bei sighed, his expression becoming more solemn.
"What's going on?"
"My lord."
"Huh?"
"I'm a psychiatrist."
"..." Zheng Fan.
Blind Bei shook his head and said: "It's probably out of the question, his pulse and breathing are gone."
"Is this man dead like this?"
< p>"Yes."Zheng Fan was a little confused about whether to laugh or cry. He took a long breath and said:
"Okay, let's bury this guy."
"It's a waste if you bury it. Aren't there always flowers growing in the garden in the backyard? Let's chop it up and ferment it to make fertilizer. The guys who died in the yard earlier were treated the same way."
Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment,
He really often felt out of place with his subordinates because he was not perverted enough.
But since it was Blind Bei’s suggestion, Zheng Fan could only suppress his discomfort, nodded and said:
“Okay, let’s do it.”
As soon as he finished speaking,
Ding Hao's eyes opened.
"This...this guy is awake and not dead!"
Zheng Fan pointed at Ding Hao's face and said in shock.
Blind Bei didn’t seem surprised at all. Instead, he was clear-headed and had time to flatter him:
“As expected of the Lord’s teacher, after being contaminated by the Lord’s luck, Naturally, Ji people have their own destiny."
Zheng Fan instinctively felt that something was wrong, but Blind Bei immediately continued:
"My lord, after all, I am a disciple. The necessary etiquette and treatment still need to be negotiated. Please leave this matter to me, Lord, and I will promise that Lord can start real cultivation tomorrow."
In this world, there is no real cultivation. Practice on earth!
Zheng Fan nodded, knowing in his heart that this guy was pretending to be dead before, but he believed in Blind Bei's ability, so he got out of the car obediently.
However, I still gave him one sentence:
"Let's talk carefully and try not to be rude."
Blind Bei nodded in agreement.
After waiting until only Blind Bei and Ding Hao were left in the carriage,
p>The blind man Bei looked at Ding Hao with his empty eyes,
slowly said:
“Your Turtle Breathing Skill is pretty good,
Okay. Now, let’s have a good chat.”
………
The ancient houses paid attention to the number of people entering and exiting, but it was different from the courtyard houses of later generations. In addition, “ The "New Inn" is now composed of two houses put together one behind the other, so even though many servants and girls have already lived there, the unused area is still large.
Blind Bei found an empty room and asked Fan Li to put Ding Hao on a chair. He himself moved a chair and sat opposite Ding Hao.
Six Niang is also here. She naturally knows that this kind of negotiation method may not be so civilized, so she is prepared to watch from the side, and there may be a chance to take action herself.
Simiang, who has opened numerous brothels and clubs, is actually best at torture.
She once created a set of punishments of her own, which is to control an embroidery thread to swim and squirm inside your body, and then slowly begin to invade your brain while you clearly perceive it.
No matter which brain it is, it is extremely terrifying.
"Blind man, if you need my help, just say so."
Sixiang continued to knit the thing in her hand, which was a scarf. Originally, she wanted to knit a hat. But I thought that the boss would go to work in the Yamen in a few days, and there should be military uniforms and armor issued by then, so I changed it to a scarf.
Blind Bei shook his head, pointed at Ding Hao in front of him, and said:
"This is the Lord's teacher, we must respect him."
"Hey, you still plan to convince people with reason?"
"Isn't it? I don't know what happened. Since I became blind, I like to reason with people more and more, and I am angry. "It's not that prosperous anymore."
Ding Hao just leaned on the chair, keeping his balance with his arms behind his back, saying nothing, just looking at you quietly. Pretending to be cool.
Finally, Blind Bei started talking about business.
"Let me introduce myself first. As you can see, I am a blind man and a useless person. Fortunately, my master did not give up and rewarded me with a mouthful of food. You can call me blind, if you want to be polite. If so, you can call me Mr. Bei.
Well, you and I are both useless. Your limbs were severed and I am blind. I think we are all downgraded people, so we should be able to There's that feeling of sympathy, right?"
"Idiot?"
Ding Hao stared at Blind Bei carefully, as if he wanted to confirm whether the other party was joking.
You know,
Not long ago,
it was the blind man in front of him who called himself a "waste man". He used an erhu string to string that person in front of him. The assassin who killed Wang Li had his head cut off.
“We are a very friendly group. We have been committed to world peace and development and are a moderate group.organize.
The purpose of our organization is love and peace, no war, no killing, no harm. "
Blind Bei talked nonsense seriously,
then clasped his hands together and arched his hands upward,
"Our master, he has always wanted to be A warrior, he has always had a dream of being a chivalrous man, to eliminate violence and bring justice.
So, I invite you to come here because I want to be our master’s teacher and teach him how to practice as a warrior. "
Ding Hao automatically blocked the previous paragraph in his mind, but the following paragraph made Ding Hao narrow his eyes and immediately said with a smile:
"You guys , you want me, a loser, to teach the person behind you how to practice martial arts? "
"Yes. "
Blind Bei nodded seriously.
Immediately, Ding Hao's face showed a strong look of disappointment. He pursed his lips and murmured:
p>“Haha, I thought you were people sent by the imperial court. ”
“Right now, we are not. "
Blind Bei replied like this.
"Oh? Ding Hao continued to ask with some confusion: "Are you from the imperial court?" "
"Well, you can understand it this way, because our master will go to the Hutou City Yamen to take up his post in two days. He is a school captain. ”
This official position is a general title. Because of the chaos of Yan’s official system, basically anyone who has broken away from the level of a soldier or a centurion can be called a captain.
< p>Of course, here, Xiazibei actually means that we can also be called the imperial court in the future."Since we are members of the imperial court, why would we dare to do such a thing? "
"I think these are trivial questions. If the court finds out, of course the court can ask, but you should not ask this question. "
"Why? "
"Because if we didn't take action, you would be dead and you wouldn't be able to sit in front of me and ask this question. ”
“Yes. ”
“Let’s talk about the treatment issue. As long as you can teach our master martial arts, during the period when you are a teacher, we will ensure your safety, good clothing, good food, and dedicated personnel to serve you.” , In addition, the salary and remuneration will also..."
Ding Hao suddenly interrupted Blind Bei and said:
"I said, I agree to be your... ...is that master's teacher? ”
Sixiang put down the knitted fabric in her hand and took two steps forward.
Blind Bei raised his hand and blocked Siniang.
"What, are you going to punish me? "
A very disdainful smile appeared on Ding Hao's face.
He had been an officer, killed his boss's whole family, and was a horse bandit. After being captured by the Zhenbei Army, he also Having been tortured, it can be said that what kind of storm has he not seen?
Of course, he has not seen it before?Pretending to be dead by using the Turtle Breath Kung Fu was to try to escape in troubled waters.
But at the moment, he is not extremely stubborn and refuses to teach, but this matter is just like doing business, you make the price, I will negotiate the price, and everyone can have a good chat.
Even if his life is now in someone else's hands, Ding Hao doesn't care at all, because his life is already dead, and there is really nothing he can't bear to do.
"Yo yo yo, I have seen too many guys who torture dogs and bears before they torture heroes. Just let me..."
"Siniang, I said But, this is the master’s teacher.”
Six Niang’s face showed a hint of anger, but she still took a step back.
"Since he is the master's teacher, we must respect him. After all, in the future, the master will need to learn the way of a warrior from him."
"But he... ..."
Blind Bei's voice rose a little higher and he continued to scold:
"Besides, the Lord has also taught us that we must convince others with virtue and be with them. Let’s talk carefully.”
Sixiang glanced at Blind Bei, then simply returned to where she was before, and picked up her sewing again.
Blind Bei turned around and continued to face Ding Hao with his empty eyes,
smiled gently,
said:
< p>"Next, let's have a good talk.""We can talk, but you must meet my three conditions..."
Blind Bei suddenly turned sideways ,
ignoring Ding Hao’s words,
shouted to Siniang standing behind him:
“By the way, Siniang, the Tianxun City School yesterday Wei Wangli's wife gave me a penny less for fortune-telling. Now go and kill his whole family."
"..." Ding Hao.
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This is the third chapter today, well, because there can’t be too many explosions in the new book issue, but Long still strives to keep everyone going without getting stuck, Continuing the plot of the previous chapter.
After it is released on December 1st, I will work hard to break out. This book will no longer be a salty fish.
Don’t panic,
Hold the dragon tight!