After getting off the carriage, Zheng Fan felt that it was so funny that he had just been fighting with the air there.
Especially for myself and Xu Wenzu, each other thought that the sloppy man was the other's. One expressed kindness and the other expressed caution, but he turned out to be a passerby eating and drinking.
But immediately,
Following Zheng Fan’s order,
Five centurions including Wang Duan immediately led their men to dispatch, Start searching the whole camp for the sloppy man.
The search lasted for two hours, but nothing was found. It seemed that the sloppy man just came over and ate half of the roast chicken before evaporating in the camp.
Zheng Fan didn't really like the feeling of being out of control when something unexpected happened, because it would make him unsure whether he could take action against Xu Wenzu in the future.
With a touch of uneasiness, Zheng Fan returned to his tent.
As soon as he opened the tent, Zheng Fan was stunned. He saw the sloppy man sitting next to his bed, eating a small hot pot with chopsticks.
Hot pot was prepared by Siniang for herself. Chili, Sichuan peppercorns and other spices are the soul of hot pot. Because there are many merchants in the Western Regions here, there is no shortage and the price is not high.
In ancient times, eating a spicy hot pot was an absolute pleasure.
But at this moment, someone else was the first to enjoy it.
Zheng Fan's eyes wandered around the tent and saw Siniang standing in the corner, looking wary.
Huh,
I let out a long sigh of relief,
Hot pot,
Just eat it if someone eats it,< /p>
As long as Si Niang is fine.
However, judging from Siniang's guarded posture, he didn't make a mistake. This sloppy man was by no means an easy character.
After all, Siniang is one of the Seven Demon Kings, and she eats more salt than herself;
Zheng Fan believes in her judgment.
Even if it were someone slightly stronger than her, Si Niang could still be calm and composed, even chatting and laughing, and she would never be in this state.
Come on,
After searching the camp for so long, this man is actually sitting in his tent eating hot pot.
Especially, Siniang watched him eating hot pot but did not intervene.
I started to think;
Now I put down the curtain and turned around and ran, running with light, could I run to a safe distance?
At least,
run to the center of the team and ask Wang Duan and his men to come and act as scapegoats to stop him?
Zheng Fan looked at Siniang,
Sixiang shook her head slightly.
Hiss...
Does this mean there is no time to run?
Zheng Fan still believes in Siniang’s judgment, that is, if the sloppy man in front of him wants to kill him, he shouldAt this distance, he couldn't run away at all.
Then,
there are only two choices left before you.
One is: Hahahaha, I went to the wrong door, brother, keep eating and drinking.
The other is: Since you can’t beat it, then join it and eat together!
Zheng Fan lowered the curtain, walked in openly, and sat down in front of the sloppy man.
The sloppy man raised his head and glanced at Zheng Fan, then continued to use chopsticks to pick out an egg dumpling from the hot pot and put it into his mouth.
It was very hot. He kept mouthing while eating, raised his neck, and gurgled for a long time before finally swallowing.
Zheng Fan shook his head and said:
"This is wrong. How can you eat hot pot without dipping sauce?"
As he said that, Zheng Fan waved to Siniang. :
"Si Niang, bring the saucer over. Eating hot pot without dipping it is simply blasphemy against hot pot."
Hearing this, the sloppy man suddenly smiled.
It seems that he has completely understood Zheng Fan’s tricks.
But Zheng Fan is really not afraid of the other party knowing his tricks, because he has many tricks.
From Guo Jing and Huang Rong to Zhang Wuji and Xiao Yan, from the Eighteen Palms of Subduing a Dragon to turning fighting spirit into a horse,
How do such silly protagonists win the favor of big bosses, Zheng Zheng Don’t store too much in your mind.
Life is originally a process of tossing back and forth between routines and anti-routines.
Either, tonight I will get my first opportunity in this world;
Or, next year the blind people can come here, visit their graves and pull weeds at the same time.
When Siniang saw that Zheng Fan had calmed down, she naturally did not show any timidity and immediately went to get the dishes and seasonings.
“Here, watch.”
Zheng Fan first scooped the minced garlic into a bowl, added a large amount of chopped green onion and coriander, sprinkled with some sesame seeds, and then put it in the hot pot With a spoon, he scooped out the soup base from the hot pot and poured it into the saucepan.
Tsk tsk tsk, done!
Sesame and garlic have just been introduced to the East not long ago and have not been cultivated on a large scale. However, it is not difficult to get them here in Hutou City due to the favorable geographical location.
The only shortcoming is that Hutou City is too located in the north and inland, so it is a bit unrealistic to cook some oysters and consume a lot of fuel.
Zheng Fan handed the plate of ingredients to the sloppy man in front of him.
The sloppy man was not polite and took it into his hand just like he had received the roast chicken from Xu Wenzu before.
"Eat it with dipping." Zheng Fan reminded.
The sloppy man picked up a meatball, stirred it in the saucepan, and then put it in his mouth.
"How about it? Is it delicious?"
The sloppy man nodded, and then picked up vegetables and ate them more quickly.
“Actually, there is sesame sauce, but I can’t get used to it, so I didn’t make it.
By the way, Siniang, bring out the wine made by A Ming.. ”
Drinking is not allowed in the army, but now, why do you care about discipline?
Sixiang brought the wine over, poured two glasses herself, and then stepped back a few steps
"Come on, let's go? ”
Zheng Fan handed a wine glass to the sloppy man.
The sloppy man took the glass, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and left with Zheng Fan.
< p>The scene was a bit warm, but only the person involved knew how panicked he was.Finally, the hot pot was finished.
Zheng Fan was on his way. Two days' worth was eaten by this guy. He seemed a little unsatisfied. He even picked up the pot and drank all the soup.
After eating,
The sloppy man was very satisfied with one hand touching his belly and the other hand starting to... pick his feet.
"Siniang, bring me my Dafu. ”
“Okay. "
Six Niang brought the snacks over.
Zheng Fan stretched out his hand and gestured:
"Snacks after the meal. ”
The sloppy man picked up a big fortune with his scratchy hands and put it into his mouth. He seemed to be very satisfied with the soft and glutinous texture and ate it up like a storm.
< p> "Brother, it's a pity. We are on the road now, and we don't have much prepared. Otherwise, when I finish my work, you can follow me back. I promise to provide you with good food and drink every day, all year round. Never look the same. ”If it were anyone else, meeting such an unfathomable person, they would want to stay away from him as soon as possible, but Zheng Fan did the opposite and wanted to take him home directly.
This is the experience of the protagonist in many scripts to make a fortune!
"Hehehehe, hehehe..."
The sloppy man put his finger on his nose. Next, he sniffed hard, and then laughed.
"Hahahaha..."
Although he didn't know what he was laughing at, Zheng Fan also laughed. Get up.
“Promise me anything? "The sloppy man asked.
"As long as I have it. "Zheng Fan answered very simply.
The sloppy man stretched out his hand and pointed at Si Niang, who was standing next to her disguised as a man.
"She is very good. ”
Six Niang’s disguise can deceive ordinary people, but she certainly cannot deceive his eyes.
Zheng Fan heard this,
smiled, < /p>
"Then draw your sword. ”
There is no need to talk about this.
People who have committed suicide before, the first goal in this world is to cause trouble.
You still want to What are you trying to achieve by sacrificing your own woman?
Zheng Fan saw this clearly.
Six Niang came over, holding out her hands and threads. It started to spread out.
The sloppy man didn’t respond, but said calmly:
“She is very uncomfortable.wrong. ”
“I know. "
Immediately afterwards,
the sloppy man pointed at Zheng Fan and said:
"He is also very good. ”
Obviously, the sloppy man was not referring to Zheng Fan.
Zheng Fan also immediately understood that the other party was referring to the magic pill!
He even I can see the existence of the magic pill!
The next moment,
A cold feeling began to hit Zheng Fan's body,
violently,
Curse,
Disaster,
All kinds of negative atmosphere began to be released.
The sloppy man put his hand on the small table, < /p>
He said softly:
"Barbarian God, above. "
"Boom! ”
Zheng Fan only felt that his ears started to roar.
The next moment,
all the silk threads in Siniang’s hands broke, and Zheng Fan’s body just started to rise. The negative aura that came out was forcibly suppressed in an instant!
Zheng Fan stared at the sloppy man in front of him,
Damn it,
< p>This is a barbarian!This barbarian is so strong!
What level is he?
No, it’s impossible to be at level eight? So strong, seventh level? Sixth level? Or even...
"Your food is delicious. ”
The sloppy man waved his hand, and the momentum he had just dissipated instantly.
Six Niang knelt on one knee on the ground, breathing heavily, and her chest kept rising and falling.
"I also understand what you are thinking. "
The sloppy man leaned back slightly and said helplessly:
"It's a pity. Before, I would have been willing to go to your house. Maybe, I will really give you what you want. ”
“Now, can’t you? "
Zheng Fan asked.
The sloppy man shook his head and said:
"My time is running out. . ”
“I have a doctor at home who can treat illnesses. "Zheng Fan said immediately.
"I'm not sick. "
There was a hint of amusement in the slovenly man's eyes.
He pointed at Zheng Fan again and said:
"Both of them are very good, and you are also very good originally, but compared with the two of them, you are... a bit unworthy. "
"..." Zheng Fan.
That's not what I want to hear!
"What a pity, you are not a barbarian, otherwise I can recommend you to go to the shrine. "
Zheng Fan immediately said seriously: "Yes, I have always regretted this matter. In the past, I thought the barbarians were terrible and barbaric, but it was not until I came into contact with them that I realized They are cute, they can sing and dance, they are hospitable..."
Sloppy ManRaising his hand towards Zheng Fan,
Zheng Fan blinked and asked:
"What's wrong?"
"Don't stop, keep talking nonsense. ”
“………” Zheng Fan.
"I have troubled you to cook all the way. In return, I will not kill you."
This reward is so generous.
It seems that the sloppy man himself felt that he was a little too shameless, so he added another line, saying:
"I can also help you remove the man in the carriage before I die. Fatty killed him."
"No, no, no, he is my elder, you misunderstood."
"But I felt your murderous intention towards him in the carriage. ."
"Uh..."
"I'm full, I want to rest. Arrange a tent for me."
"Okay. That's no problem, but senior, can you tell me your junior's name? If it's inconvenient, just pretend I didn't ask. I just feel that I will regret it for the rest of my life if I don't know my senior's name after seeing his heroic appearance tonight."
"You Central Plains people have a saying, a man should not change his name in business or surname; my name is Que Shi, Sha Tuo Que Shi."
Hiss! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Holy shit!
"What about you, young man, what is your name?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath,
clasped his fists,
very He solemnly said:
"My name is Fan Li."