Zheng Fan reached out to pick up this thing and looked at it carefully. Not to mention, if any thing is made to the extreme, it can really give people the feeling of a work of art.
"Ah~"
The Queen Mother of Jin next to her exclaimed, almost fainting from embarrassment. This time Zheng Fan didn't need to reach out to hold her down, she buried her face herself. I didn't dare to raise my head under the quilt.
"Haha."
Zheng Fan smiled.
He knows this stuff.
Don’t think that only modern people in later generations can play this game. Ancient people have been playing this game for a long time. After all, social development and changes are caused by external conditions, essential people, and people. The instinctive need has always existed.
This thing is called Mr. Jio, also called Mr. Guo. There are other aliases in different periods, such as "Jingdong Personnel" and "Guangdong Personnel";
Just like Jinhua in later generations. Like ham and Gaoyou preserved eggs, it has created a brand effect.
During the excavation of cultural relics, a lot of such things have been unearthed. Many of them were unearthed from the tombs of eunuchs, because ordinary people are really embarrassed to put these things in as funerary objects, and eunuchs Because of the lack of this, I have always had a kind of "admiration" and "admiration" for this.
Generally speaking, these things are mostly made of ceramics. After all, wood is easily damaged if soaked for a long time.
Of course, if the conditions are better, you can choose copper, silver, or jade.
However, the Queen Mother of Jin’s penis is even more advanced,
it is made of ivory!
"Your Majesty, the matter between men and women is human nature, what's the big deal? Don't be shy. Although some people have been offensive and disrespectful before, they still don't bother to publicize this matter. You can rest assured, Your Majesty." . ”
I don’t know why, the Queen Mother’s mood stabilized because of this promise. Perhaps it was because of Zheng Fan’s lack of pretentiousness before that she believed Zheng Fan’s promise.
Zheng Fan smiled for a while, then put the east and west things into the box, and then put them into the dark compartment, and put the soft quilt back on them, so that they were completely covered.
Then, he stood up and walked to the table in front of him, picked up the teapot, and started pouring water - washing his hands.
When the Queen Mother heard the sound of water, she also raised her head and looked here. When she saw Zheng Fan washing his hands, he could not tell whether his already red face had become redder, but there was a flash in his eyes. The anger was fleeting;
This rude man actually despised his own...
After washing his hands, Zheng Fan turned around and found that the Queen Mother was blushing at this time. She was really Very nice.
Perhaps it was because of Mr. Jio's relationship that everyone lost the previous constraints. Zheng Fan said:
"Let me tell you the truth, Ancestral Temple, National Treasury I must take these two places. I came here this time to seek money. As long as you are obedient and don't fool around, you can go to Yanjing with your son to enjoy your happiness. Well, take your ivory with you. Let’s go together.”
The Queen Mother took a deep breath and seemed to be finished.Quan let go of his restraints and said directly:
"The Imperial Ancestral Temple cannot be moved!"
"In addition to the place of worship, does your Jin country have any surplus wealth now?"
< p>"No matter what, the Imperial Ancestral Temple is not allowed to move!""What you say does not count now, be good, don't be arrogant."
"Aijia, I still have some private matters here. "Don't touch your private money. I'll let you take it to Yanjing."
"Does the Ai family still need to thank you?" General Zheng."
"You are free to do so."
Although the Queen Mother of Jin is not as sensible as Princess Fu, the man has a bit of a mean streak.
The ones that come to my door do not cherish them, and even show a little reserve and "purity and self-love".
On the contrary, Zheng Chengshou was really interested in teasing someone like the Queen Mother.
Of course, although Siniang has always said that she wants to create a harem for herself as a princess or a queen mother;
But can you believe what a woman says?
Zheng Fanke still remembers that when he was filling in the plot for the comic "Feng Siniang", he was alone in the studio room designing the four women to torture and torture the unfaithful people in various cruel and inhumane ways. Lang's plot;
I vaguely remember that I was very excited at first,
thinking about it now,
he is really like a fool.
"Let's stop talking here, but I can't go out for the time being. Do you have anything to eat here?" Zheng Fan asked.
"Aren't you afraid that the Ai family will be poisoned?"
"You are not willing to die." Zheng Fan said calmly.
"Aijia, Aijia, Aijia is the queen mother of a country, Aijia..."
"Okay, I'm not very old, don't always pretend to be old-fashioned. "Look, go and find me something to eat."
The Queen Mother hesitated for a moment and then went over there to bring a fruit plate with a lot of pastries and dried fruits.
After placing the things in front of Zheng Fan,
Zheng Fan just held a piece of pastry and played with it in his hand.
"Are you going to eat?" the Queen Mother asked.
"I'm scared."
"..." Queen Mother.
"By the way, how many years has it been since the late emperor passed away?"
"More than ten years."
"Oh, it's really not easy for you. , for orphans and widowed mothers."
The Queen Mother silently picked up a piece of pastry, took a bite, chewed it and swallowed it.
Zheng Fan still played with the cake in his hand, as if it was not for eating, but a toy.
"General Zheng, the Ai family thinks you are a really interesting person."
"Well, are you interested in someone?"
"You..."
"Don't be nervous, don't be angry. A lot of changes did happen today. Just relax. After all, there will be many similar changes in the future, so you have to get used to it."
"..." Queen Mother.
"Actually, your country of Jin could have lasted longer. ”
The Situ family is preparing for the Gangbarians in Tianduan Mountain.
The Yan people will not launch an attack on the Situ family at this time.
Both parties work together in a tacit understanding Guo Zuo, who divided Jin State, hello, me, hello, everyone.
It happened that the Emperor of Jin made this move himself, which caused a chain reaction.
In Zheng Fan's opinion, The purpose of Marquis Jingnan's visit this time was just to wipe out the capital city that had no existing value, and move the Emperor of Jin, the Queen Mother, and their close relatives to Yanjing.
From now on, the Jin Kingdom will be clean, only the Yan Kingdom and the Situ Family.
Jingnan Marquis does not plan to use troops against the Situ Family at this time, otherwise he will definitely destroy Jingnan in Litian City. The main force of the army was brought here.
“The Ai family agrees with my son’s plan. "The Queen Mother said this.
"What's the use of your agreement? As a woman who has lived in the palace for most of her life, it is okay to have fun in the harem and fight in the palace. How can you be free to mess around in military and state affairs?
Actually, if your son hadn't messed around like this, I might have come here with gifts to greet you during the holidays.
I am the city guard of Shengle City, Shengle City, you know, right? "
The Queen Mother nodded and said: "Jin is the most barren and poor place. "
"..." Zheng Fan.
After calming down,
Zheng Fan said:
"Originally , when your son returned from Yanjing, I walked with him through the road for many days, thinking of flattering your son and becoming familiar with him, so that it would be easier for us to cooperate in the future.
Who would have imagined that your son didn’t even pay attention to me, and I just pressed my hot face against his cold ass. "
" Bang! "
There was a crisp sound.
The Queen Mother's face, which had just calmed down, suddenly turned red again, and she looked at Zheng Fan in disbelief.
Zheng Fan was He put his palm in front of him, rubbed it gently with his fingertips,
and said:
"It's even now. "
At this moment, there was a noise outside, and another cavalry entered the palace.
"Okay, I have to go out and be busy. Thank you Queen Mother for your hospitality. Next time we See you again. "
Zheng Fan stood up with satisfaction and walked to the door of the palace.
What he saw was Ren Juan, the commander-in-chief of Xinsu City.
Ren Juan did not dismount,
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Following behind him are a group of knights covered in blood.
"The last general, Sheng Le City Guards Zheng Fan, is here to see Commander-in-Chief Ren!" "
You don't have to kneel down because you are wearing armor.
"Yu Huacheng is dead. "Ren Juan said with a somewhat unkind expression.
Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment and then understood.
It seems that Liang Cheng and the others have inherited their good luck in grabbing heads.< /p>
"Zheng Chengshou is indeed a master of command, and I admire him."
"Your Majesty, you are serious, we are all Jingnan soldiers."
In front of Li Fusheng At that time, we were all from Beifeng County, our own people, our own people.
When we were in front of Ren Juan, we all followed Jingnan Marquis, and we were all our own people.
"Is it possible that I will be jealous of your merits? The Marquis is not here now, so I came here specially to see if the Queen Mother of Jin is inside?"
"Reply Your Majesty, everything must be done inside."
"Okay, I will order you to keep an eye on the Queen Mother of Jin to maintain the stability of the palace without any mistakes."
< p>"The last general takes orders.""Okay, I have to lead my people to the countryside to meet the Marquis."
"Sir, please go, I am here."< /p>
"Yes."
Ren Juan may have wanted to express his closeness on purpose, so he forced out a smile. This smile was very embarrassing and awkward.
Zheng Fan then realized that the bad face of the other party was not because Liang Cheng and the others killed Yu Huacheng and he was jealous of him for taking the military glory, but because this person had this kind of "enemy face". .
Ren Juan led his troops away and specially gave Zheng Fan 200 more soldiers, which meant that Zheng Fan now had 500 cavalry to guard the palace, or in other words, the entire Jin palace.
In the past, this was definitely a joke, but now,
You have to know that with 500 Jingnan Army cavalry in hand, Zheng Fan dares to fight with 1,000 Jin regular troops Cavalry Hedge.
Right now, in the capital city, not to mention a thousand regular cavalry, can they pull out a thousand organic soldiers and horses, or even a thousand rabble?
After stretching,
Zheng Fan walked back to the bedroom.
Inside, the Queen Mother of Jin was still sitting on the chair, seemingly in a daze.
When she saw Zheng Fan leaving and coming back,
The Queen Mother was shocked.
"Hey, isn't this the Queen Mother? What a coincidence, we actually meet again."
"..." The Queen Mother.