Repairing the father-in-law's bird is a technical job.
It is different from reattaching your broken finger, which is actually simpler.
It is said that during the Great Xia Dynasty, there were no unified regulations for the castration of eunuchs. This resulted in some people who were born with stunted growth being treated as eunuchs and brought into the palace, and some who were not castrated completely. , such as cutting a bird egg.
After these people entered the palace and became eunuchs, they may have become better nourished or had some adventures, such as practicing kung fu or practicing the Qi Refiner method, etc., which made their bodies almost " "Second development" opportunity, some father-in-laws were surprised to find that they seemed to be able to be humane, or that although they could not carry out this process, they could barely achieve the result by skipping steps.
The most famous inner palace rebellion in the Great Xia Dynasty, which was said to have harmed the pure blood of the Tian family, started from this.
Taking history as a guide,
In the late Great Xia and after the birth of the four great Eastern countries, the profession of eunuchs was invariably subject to extremely strict scrutiny, and at the same time a rather cruel and unified system was formulated. standard.
First of all, the eggs must be cut off. At the same time, the bird must also be beheaded, and you can’t just behead the bird, you must behead the bird’s neck as well, completely eliminating the possibility of secondary development.
At the same time, every once in a while, the father-in-laws in the palace have to line up for a "body test." At this time, if they find "Hey, you have actually grown out again", then I'm sorry, you have to wait for the first time. Two cuts, this is called "brushing off stubble".
Castration is a technical job, especially under the current medical conditions. If it is not done well, the wound will become fester and the person will die.
Do not cut it too short. Firstly, you may have to cut it again. Secondly, it is easy for the muscles and bones inside to grow out, which is similar to the effect of flower intestine;
It cannot be cut out either. If it is too much, it will easily become concave. The consequence of concavity is that when you squat down to pee in the future, you will have a "peacock's tail" every time.
In his previous life, when Uncle Zheng watched TV series or read some literary and artistic works, he often saw so and so entering the palace from the palace. They looked very fierce, but it was rare for people to cut themselves. Usually people would do it. A professional cleansing room master has good skills and experience, and does a beautiful job. After all, this is what people specialize in.
Zhao Cheng was trafficked as a child and worked as an apprentice in a cleansing house. Not only the imperial palace of Chu State used eunuchs, but according to the system, the large noble families of Chu State were also allowed to use eunuchs. , so in Chu State, eunuchs were a very important "employment channel."
The reason why Zhao Cheng took action on himself was that, firstly, he was not allowed to use gift money to find a master whose craftsmanship he could trust, and secondly, because he had experience and was confident in his own techniques.
"Haha, Master, what you said is..."
"I don't like lying."
Although I just lied to the princess.
“Besides, even if I want to lie to you, I won’t use this method.I'm going to lie to you, because it will be counterproductive. You will think that I am treating you as a fool and teasing you.
The reason why I dare to say this is because I can do it. Believe it or not, you are a smart person. ”
Zhao Cheng knelt down and kowtowed a few times.
For some reason, he suddenly wanted to believe this impossible thing, and at the same time, he felt a little hot in his heart.< /p>
A man who dares to hold the princess directly in his arms,
What else can he not do?
Say? After all, this is a world where there are qigong practitioners who can predict the fate of the country and sever the dragon's veins, there are swordsmen who can kill thousands of cavalry alone in front of the customs, and there are barbarian warriors who collide among thousands of iron cavalry;
Because of their existence,
There are many possibilities in this world
Of course, Uncle Zheng is really not fooling others, but A Ming has indeed made progress after his advancement. The ability he first embraced.
But there are some problems with this ability now. This is what A Ming himself said. Originally, when he reached this level of strength, he could freely accept a few vampire "disciples". , but it seems to be different now, because his strength is equal to being checked and balanced on this line, which means that because of Zheng Fan, A Ming's strength can only reach a constant value at this stage and cannot fluctuate upward, that is, It is impossible to explode the seed, or use external force or subjective initiative to promote it.
To explain it in a scientific way, what a vampire has to do when he first embraces is to sequence his own blood. Copy it and then transplant it to the first target.
This is why the more powerful the vampire, the stronger his first target.
But copy yourself. Transferring the blood sequence is equivalent to a rubbing of yourself in the normal state. It is equivalent to competing with yourself. You have to rely on foreign objects or forced seed explosion to gain strength beyond your normal self in a short period of time. Make the rubbings yourself and then transfer.
The difficulty has always been here, because no matter how strong you are, when you first embrace, you must be stronger than your usual self.
But A Ming couldn't explode. The demon kings drank each other's blood and researched new drugs. Even Uncle Zheng's Pixiu, samples were collected countless times. When the final conclusion was reached, the ceiling had been There is no way to penetrate there. This is a suffocating barrier.
Because of this barrier, the demon kings have to be bound to Zheng Fan, but it is also because of this barrier that A Ming can't penetrate. There is simply no way to have a perfect first embrace.
Imperfection means there will be side effects, such as IQ collapse and soul reduction. It is very likely to create an irrational one. monster, and the survival time of this monster will not be too long.
This involves an issue of life integrity. It does not mean that it can still be used at 70 or 80%. Here.There is no difference in the head. Power is power, and the first embrace given by A Ming cannot even compare to an earthworm in terms of completeness of life.
But when you first get a vampire, the damaged body can be restored, so Uncle Zheng doesn't feel that he is deceiving Zhao Cheng. In the worst case, he will let him choose by himself.
"Master, do you want to stay here or leave?" Zhao Cheng asked cautiously.
"Arrange for me to leave first." Zheng Fan said.
In fact, you can also go through the channels on the Fan family, but it will be more convenient if you go to Zhao Cheng. He can let himself leave on the grounds of purchasing for the princess, and he will be able to do more in the future. Come back easily.
"Yes, Master, I will make arrangements for you right away."
Finally,
Uncle Zheng left with a purchasing team heading to Zhou County There is actually no shortage of food and grass in this royal palace, but everything supplied to the princess must be the freshest, so a dedicated person will go to Zhou County to purchase it every day, once in the morning and once in the evening.
In Zhou County, Zheng Fan left the motorcade and walked into an inn. Behind the scenes, this inn was also the Fan family's property. It was also a contact point for the Fan family.
After knocking on the door and entering, he gave the code directly to the shopkeeper. Zheng Fan was arranged into the superior room, and the shopkeeper bowed and exited.
Zheng Fan asked the waiter to get him some bath water, took a bath in the tub, dried himself, found some clothes and changed into them, when A Ming hurried away with a senseless and unhappy look. return.
"Huh... Lord, you scared me to death."
A Ming was really scared. Originally, everyone should have moved from Xiayong County to Zhou County together. As a result, he was intercepted by Qingluan Army halfway.
Unfortunately, Uncle Zheng had to pick up the play "The Overbearing President" when he entered the royal palace.
A Ming picked up the play "Li Fu" with no idea and unhappiness.
It seemed that they were moving very quickly, and they probably escaped midway.
Six Niang left to find Xue San to arrange a new plan when she was out of control.
"It's okay, I'm back." Zheng Fan smiled, then waved his hands and said, "Everyone is tired, let's rest first."
"Yes, My Lord."
"Yes, uncle."
This night, Uncle Zheng didn't sleep well, not because he went to the royal palace to meet the princess. Because of this, after staying away from the Fan family's big bed, his sleep quality began to seriously decline.
It is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality;
I woke up in a daze, drank water, drank water and continued to sleep. After repeating the cycle several times, the sky finally broke. .
Zhou County is a small county. It can only be said that although the sparrow is small and has all the internal organs, it actually has no atmosphere. It is a place that will not be looked at during a war.
However, because of the wedding, the carriages and horses from Yingdu to the imperial palace will stop here, so thisThe small county town is experiencing a rare liveliness these days.
Zheng Fan was not in a hurry to eat breakfast. After washing, he opened the window, put his hands on the window, and looked at the pedestrians on the street below.
After watching for a while,
Just when Uncle Zheng was about to go back, light a cigarette and find some breakfast, he unexpectedly saw a man carrying a sword on his back.
The man walked with a slight limp, one high and one low, with his sword on his back, his luggage in his hand, and a big pancake in his other hand, which he was chewing as he walked.
As if Zheng Fan’s gaze made him feel something, the man stopped.
Uncle Zheng is also a martial arts practitioner. Naturally, he knows that the higher the strength of a person, the more sensitive he is to the outside world. This kind of deliberate tendency to stare at others, It is easy to cause the other party to notice.
But Uncle Zheng did not dodge. He continued to stand at the window and continued to look at the swordsman.
The swordsman raised his head, searched here, and saw Uncle Zheng standing by the window.
He frowned slightly at first,
and then looked confused,
but in the end,
Chen Daxia still grinned and smiled.
…
Meeting an old friend in a foreign country is a happy event;
Uncle Zheng said something to A Ming, then went downstairs to be with Chen Daxia, Uncle Zheng felt that his safety could still be guaranteed.
After all, Chen Daxia’s character is here.
Daxia Chen was waiting at the door of the inn. When he saw Zheng Fan coming out, the smile on Daxia Chen's face became even brighter.
Zheng Fan walked over, reached out and punched Chen Daxia on the shoulder, and said:
"Your smile is too exaggerated."
"Master Yao He said that I should smile more and smile more when I encounter something happy. He said that if a person becomes as cold as a sword, then he is no longer wielding a sword."
" It sounds reasonable, but the old Caibangzi has a mouth and can tell you. Anyway, in the spring, summer, autumn and winter, Silkworm Chrysalis Swimming Fish can write an article for you that makes you feel very reasonable.
Master Yao is here too?"
Master Chen shook his head and said: "Master Yao is now the governor of the three sides. He is not here. I escorted another person to deliver gifts on behalf of Master Yao."
“Oh, is that a business trip?”
“It’s out of the question, because it’s just running errands for Master Yao, and the ceremony is just a poem. The princess of Da Chu, who is about to get married, I once worshiped Master Yao as my master, even though it was only in name, but the title of master and apprentice is here, so I have to think about it now."
"Yes"
<. p>Yao Zizhan is known as the literary sage of the Qian Kingdom. He has always liked to travel and had a wide network of friends. His old friends and close friends are indispensable everywhere in the four major countries."What about the other person?" Zheng Fan asked.
It would be inconvenient for Zheng Fan if there was another person.
"When he first entered Chu, he fell ill because he was not acclimatized to the climate. Now he is still staying there to treat his illness, so I came here alone."
"It's fine to be alone, walking. "It's been a long time since we've seen each other. I'll treat you to dinner."
Chen Daxia didn't refuse. This is the relationship between him and Zheng Fan.
"Actually, I planned to go north to Snow Customs to find you after giving this gift. I know that the Sword Master of Jin is where you are."
Daxia Chen is a sword fanatic. The Sword Master is a role model for swordsmen in the world.
If the Sword Master was only one of the Four Great Swordsmen in those days, then after the Battle of Xuehaiguan, the Sword Master had surpassed the other three and seemed to be his own one.
"No problem, let's go together then. Let me tell you, he and his wife and children live next door to me in Xuehaiguan. I know him very well. It will be no problem to introduce him to you. , when the time comes, let him teach you some of his secret skills."
With that said, Zheng Fan put his arm around Chen Daxia's shoulders and walked forward together.
Today is really a good day.
I opened the window to get some air and I was able to meet him.
Uncle Zheng is now the employer of people. In this situation, this hero Chen simply delivered himself perfectly and on time.
Except for the first meeting, Chen Daxia almost killed himself with a sword. After that, Chen Daxia was simply his own timely rain.
What Uncle Zheng likes most is playing with honest people.
"My intuition tells me that you are so enthusiastic and this is Chudi, you..."
"Yes, I want to use you."
< p>"Oh, okay.""Okay, this is the restaurant, it should be the highest-end restaurant in the city."
Zhou County is such a big area This place, Zuifeng Restaurant, is indeed the largest restaurant, but in fact, if Zuifeng Restaurant is placed in the lower reaches, it really is nothing.
The Fan family likes luxury, but it is not useless. Siniang once said that the Fan family’s extravagant spending actually revitalized the entire Xiayong City. Countless people in Xiayong City pointed at Fan. The family business makes a living.
If the Fan family was diligent and thrifty, kept a low profile, and lived a low-key life, then Xiayong City would be as deserted as Zhou County.
Zheng Fan understood what Siniang meant by these words, which was probably equivalent to the currency circulation in later generations. It is not best to keep all the money buried in the cellar.
This is actually very similar to Xueguan. The extravagance of the Fan family in Xiayong City makes most of the people in Xiayong City work for the Fan family, and the money they get basically goes to the Fan family in Xiayong City. He spent money in his shop and the money returned to the Fan family.
The soldiers at Xue Customs are treated very well, and they are all paid according to the military pay of the Jingnan Army. There are also additional benefits during the holidays, but to put it bluntly, the southeast and northwest of Xue Customs are dozens of miles larger. There is not even a mature town here, so these soldiers and their families still have to pay after receiving military pay.Spend money in the Earl's Palace property in the city.
In Zuifeng Building, Zheng Fan asked for a table by the window on the second floor and sat down face to face with Chen Daxia.
The dishes were ordered by Uncle Zheng, a few special dishes and a bottle of wine.
Chen Daxia didn’t know how to handle scenes, so Uncle Zheng poured him wine himself.
After the two had a drink,
Uncle Zheng asked:
"Will the gift be delivered tomorrow?"
< p>Daxia Chen shook his head and said: "Handover here.""Oh, where is it?"
Daxia Chen blinked and said: "It's right here, right here." Handover at Zui Feng Tower."
As he spoke,
Chen Daxia took out another chopstick from the chopstick holder, placed it horizontally on top, and pointed at it.
said:
"This is the mark."
Uncle Zheng's hand holding the wine glass shook slightly,
said:
"How can it be like meeting Fanzi."
Fanzi is the collective name for a series of intelligence yamen personnel.
Daxia Chen nodded slightly and said: "The people who came to receive the gifts are the people from Fengchao."
"..." Zheng Fan.
As he spoke, Daxia Chen took out a letter from his arms and placed it on the table.
Looking at the thickness of this letter, it should be more than just a poem.
Zheng Fan took a breath and suddenly felt a little funny. He pointed at himself and said:
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Are you and Why didn’t you tell me earlier about the Fengchao Fanzi meeting in Chu State?
Chen Daxia looked at Zheng Fan with some confusion and said:
"You don't know?"
"How could I know." Uncle Zheng was a little confused. road.
"I thought you knew what I was doing, so you waited for me here. Otherwise, why would it be such a coincidence that I walked under your inn and you stood by the second floor window and looked at me? "
"This, this is really a coincidence."
"I thought everything was under your control, so I didn't plan to resist, I planned to cooperate."< /p>
“…” Uncle Zheng.
Zheng Fan believes that what Chen Daxia said is true. He has no intention of using a sword against him. He even went through the process after seeing him. He even put this letter in front of Zheng Fan. Now, whether it's poetry or something else, you, Zheng Fan, can take it and read it yourself.
Because Chen Daxia once swore to Zheng Fan that he would never use his sword against Zheng Fan.
He is a Ganren and will not help Zheng Fan kill Ganren, but he himself can be captured by Zheng Fan.
Uncle Zheng was speechless.
He stood up,
planning to leave here first, not to meet Fengchao later. People met.
However,
As soon as Mr. Zheng stood up, Daxia Chen had unloaded and put it away.The sword on the chair on one side suddenly trembled.
"What, what do you mean, you want to use your sword on me?" Zheng Fan felt ridiculous.
Chen Daxia shook his head and said:
"When the sword meets a good friend, he responds by himself."
This means that the sword senses the "friend", so he does not realize it The earth trembled in call.
Uncle Zheng didn’t use a sword, so he didn’t know much about it, so he asked directly:
“Who did it sense?”
Master Chen replied: "Who else in this world can befriend most spiritual swords?"
Hearing this question,
Uncle Zheng's mind immediately Three words emerged:
Swordmaker!
…
At this time, outside the inn, the sword maker accompanied a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man walked in front, and the sword maker was half a body behind.
"Zui Feng Building, sir, is this the place?"
"Yes, this is the place."
The middle-aged man nodded,
p>
Smiled:
"Haha, I really can't wait to see Master Yao's new words."