Chapter 268 Premature birth

"Chu, are you done cleaning up?"

"It's done, Dad."

"Okay, let's eat."

He Tou Went into a soup cake shop across the street with He Chu.

On weekdays, the two men set out their stall early in the morning. If the business is average, one of them will go back early to cook a meal, and wait for the other to come back from the stall in the afternoon to eat together.

If the business is so busy that it takes a long time, then you won’t go back to cook, but finish the business and find a shop on the street to have a meal in the afternoon.

Of course, eating out is not as affordable as making it at home, but if the business is good and we are so busy, the two of us won't mind going to other people's shops for "luxury".

Fortunately, we are all neighbors, so we can see each other without looking up, and regardless of whether it is a large restaurant or a small shop, there are few shops that do not accept pork, even those shops that specialize in beef and mutton soup or pancakes. I'm tired of eating my own food on weekdays, so I have to pick some pork to make a toothpaste.

In addition, the He family is sincere in business and kind people, so when they go to a restaurant and order two bowls of small portions of soup cakes, the store will often increase the amount and serve them in larger portions. .

Young masters from the He family are not polite. Anyway, just send me some meat next time and add another two ounces.

People on the street want to live comfortably, but they cannot take advantage of this.

He Chu handed the chopsticks to his father,

The two of them began to chew.

After eating the pancakes and drinking the soup, their bodies felt warm. Yes, the energy came up again.

The two men left the soup cake shop and did not go back. There was no need to set up a stall in the afternoon. They usually had to wait until dusk before setting up a stall.

So, our afternoon time is basically leisurely.

Whenever this person is leisurely, he always has to think about something and find some entertainment.

The more elegant pastime is to dance and write; the more elegant pastime is to walk the bird pangu; and the more entertaining pastime is to fight with crickets and dogs.

Of course, there is also something for the general public, like going to a teahouse to drink tea and listen to stories.

In the past six months, the He family has become accustomed to going to the teahouse in the afternoon to listen to Mr. Shu telling stories.

In the past, the two of them didn't have this hobby, but they couldn't help it and now they are "relatives of the emperor and the country".

The He family would not dare to show off the majesty and prestige of being relatives of the emperor, but they must be somewhat "conscious". At least, they are no longer such pure and earthy ordinary people. We need to hear what's going on outside.

Of course, these relatives of the emperor are relatives of the emperor, and relatives of the country are relatives of the country, but what they went to was not the first-class Yipin Tea House in the capital, but the Yong'an Tea House on the same street, and the seat they were sitting in was not the small one on the second floor. Ya, it's the small table next to the main door on the first floor.

Why do you want to be close to the door?

For one thing, people were coming and going by the door. The respectable ones were all sitting on the second floor or inside. The rest were just hanging around the door and listening in vain. They were just doing it.Haha makes a living, and the smell of sweat is sour, so he doesn't care about the residual pig smell on the He family's body because they came here without taking a shower;

Secondly, he is a storyteller. As soon as the apprentice got away with it, when he went to go around with a big bamboo dustpan to collect the reward money, he was afraid that the dustpan would be unstable when people came in and out of the door, so he probably wouldn't go there, and he would be exempted from the reward money.

In the same place, next to the old door, I had a pot of Eagle tea and a small plate of peanuts.

The storyteller was in the warm-up scene,

"Dear guests, what we are going to tell you today is the story of Pingye Bo who entered Chu alone, and the Princess of Chu who promised him her life. "

"Okay!"

In fact, at the earliest, seven or eight days ago, the storyteller from Yipinlou in Beijing started giving a lecture.

But after someone starts a lecture, it will take two days before other small teahouses can hear the message. After hearing the message, they have to ask their own storyteller to change clothes and run to the person's place for tea. Listen for two days;

After listening for two days, you still have to think about it yourself. The same thing cannot be told exactly the same, you have to change the narrative method. This thinking also takes two days.

This is called following the trend. The wind passes through people's mouths and spreads one by one. Naturally, the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes.

From the very beginning, the first wave of story about Hirano Bo who took the princess to break out immediately on the wedding day,

After a few waves, it came to the storyteller of Yongan Tea House. Here, Uncle Pingye fought alone with the sword maker of Chu for three days and three nights.

Afterwards,

he was surrounded by a hundred thousand troops of Chu. ,

Hold the princess and float away.

This is because the audience is different. Those who drink tea in Yipinlou are many dignitaries. They have their own channels to know some things. If you talk about something outrageous and confusing, you will be ruining your own brand. And for a market teahouse like Yong'an Tea House, where people are doing business, they have to add some mysterious material to the story so that people can listen to it with interest.

To be serious, did Mr. Hirano kidnap the princess?

Abducted!

That’s it!

"Dad, this Uncle Hirano seems to be our brother-in-law's man?"

"Shh."

Lao He lowered his voice and signaled to He Chu Don't say anything, He Chu also nodded, and then looked around nervously, like a silver-armored guard secretly meeting in Yanjing City.

For the He family, most of the things about their son-in-law (brother-in-law) are heard from this teahouse, and this teahouse likes to talk about Uncle Hirano and the He family every now and then. We also know that this uncle Hirano was promoted by his own son-in-law in the early years.

So,

My own family!

But now, Uncle Ping Ye enters Chu to snatch back the princessHis deeds have been spread throughout the streets and alleys of Yanjing City. Even when the children are playing in the alleys, some boys will draw out their wooden swords and shout: "I am Hirano Bo!" !"

Then,

he hugged the little girl next door that he had long cherished and shouted:

"Your Highness, come home and get married to me. !”

Then,

the girl’s biological father rushed out and chased her with the soles of her shoes.

And here,

the He family’s father and son were fascinated by what Mr. Shu said about the battle between Pingye Bo and the Chu sword-maker in the sky.

Suddenly

A group of soldiers suddenly rushed over.

One of the leading eunuchs was not Eunuch Zhang.

Eunuch Zhang saw him sitting there at a glance. The two men of the He family at the table at the entrance immediately screamed:

"Just the two of them, take them away quickly!"

The two men of the He family Before he realized what was happening, he was picked up by a group of soldiers and taken away by force.

......

"You said this Zheng Fan is really making a fuss. I thought he could rest in Xueguan for a while, but who knew he suddenly ran away? After leaving the country, he also kidnapped the princess back.

Look, this is the secret on Wu Jing. This matter is finalized. ”

In fact, various rumors have already entered Beijing, and some local government channels have even conveyed the news.

So, it should be true that Hirano Bo entered Chu, and it should be true that he brought back the princess.

However, Jingnanhou is the same as before. No matter what happens, he is not in a hurry. It seems that he wants to wait for the folk wind to blow for a while. It was brought in slowly.

Among them, the focus of the excerpt is still about the temporary truce with Chu State. As for the princess, it is just a final incident.

For this reason, the imperial court was faced with waves of rumors, and felt a little confused.

Is the princess real? Is there anything wrong with this matter?

Any decision made by the court must be confirmed in real terms, otherwise it will be a joke. Therefore, the court has not made a statement on this matter.

Now,

finally waiting for the exact news.

"Huh... What Jingnan Hou Zhezi said was that the Princess of Chu took the initiative to have an affair with Uncle Ping Ye. Your Majesty, please allow me to have a moment with you. I really want to laugh and laugh heartily. "

That's what Zhao Jiulang said,

He also did the same,

After putting down the fold,

one of them Put your hand on your chest and stroke your beard with the other hand,

Then,

Very seriously:

"Hahaha, hahaha, haha, haha, hahaha!"

The Emperor Yan, who was sitting at the head of the table, felt a burst of boredom. Wei Zhonghe, a Qi Refiner, also felt as if the Qi in his body had strayed under Lord Zaifu's laughter.

Finally,

Master Zaifu finished laughing,

took a deep breath,

said:

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I don't want to smile at such a pleasant thing. It's really uncomfortable."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

Emperor Yan also sighed. , said: "Didn't the Ministry of Rites draft the titles of several princesses in advance? I'm not satisfied now."

"Yes, it is indeed inappropriate." Zhao Jiulang agreed.

I previously thought that the human uncle Zheng had kidnapped the human princess. In that case, titles such as "Guiyi" and "Zhengqing" with obvious "abandoning the dark and turning to the light" would be enough, but now The Marquis of Jingnan said that he took the initiative to follow him into Yan, and the girl did this. Naturally, the Yan Kingdom's court couldn't be stingy and take advantage of others in this title.

"The Ministry of Etiquette will prepare a set of rituals for the princess, and the Ministry of Household Affairs will allocate funds for the construction of the princess's mansion and send them to Xueguan Customs."

The princess is naturally the resident of Hirano. The money from the princess's palace is actually a reward given by the emperor to Uncle Hirano.

"Then...Uncle Hirano?" Zhao Jiulang asked cautiously.

It stands to reason that Uncle Hirano should be rewarded, but he is already an earl. If he is promoted, he will be a marquis. It is really inappropriate for him to be promoted so quickly at such a young age.

The previous Feng Pingye Bo was actually considered to have gone too far.

Although the Marquis of Jingnan and the Marquis of Zhenbei have both been crowned kings, in fact, the title of Dayan is still topped by "Marquis".

Fortunately, Emperor Yan seemed to have thought about it and said:

"I will grant Zheng Fan the title of General of the Kingdom."

The title cannot be mentioned. Then mention it on errands. He used to be the general of Snow Customs, but now he is the general of Chengguo.

But in fact, you are still in charge of the land in Xueguan, because Chengguo died early.

Although there is still a Prince Cheng's Mansion in Yingdu City, they are already living a decent life.

The troops and horses of the three Jin Dynasties are all under the control of Marquis Jingnan. The so-called General of Chengguo is actually like a false title. Adding it means not adding it, which means that Uncle Zheng will attend formal occasions in the future. The tone of voice can be better when registering.

Emperor Yan also seemed to feel that it was inappropriate for him to send it away so casually, and said:

"I gave you a set of golden armor, and... the gift list sent by the barbarian envoy last time Isn’t there a barbarian sword inside? I heard they said it was forged from fine iron deep in the barbarian tribe and was given as a gift.”

“Yes, Your Majesty.” Zhao Jiulang nodded. These should be enough. .

After all, taking back the princess really made everyone very happy.Happy, everyone in the government and the public in Dayan felt extremely comfortable and happy, but after all, it was not a case of conquering the city and achieving actual results.

"In addition, I issued an order to Wu Jing to take full responsibility for the Chu marriage etiquette. Don't let the Chu people think that I, Dayan, are a barbaric country. I, Dayan, also respect etiquette.

My princess has to follow my son, Dayan, home, but we elders must not understand the rules.

We have to follow the procedures. ;

Ask Wu Jing to be employed by Chu State!”

“It’s Your Majesty”

At this time,

Emperor Yan seemed. I remembered something,

He said to Wei Zhonghe beside him:

"Prince Xuan Liu."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, after the Jingnan Marquis's brochure was delivered, His Highness the Sixth Prince had already returned with a copy of the brochure. "

Because what Marquis Jingnan sent was not a report specifically explaining "the return of the kidnapped princess", but a report about the war with Chu State, so the cabinet was sent first. Generally speaking, after this kind of information enters the cabinet, one copy will be sent to the imperial study, one to the East Palace, and one to the remaining six departments. Obviously, the one sent to the household department must have fallen into Ji Chengjue had it in his hands.

"This bastard."

Yan Huang cursed.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a eunuch hurried over outside. Wei Zhonghe was standing at the door of the imperial study, and he immediately stepped out to ask about the situation.

Suddenly,

just when Emperor Yan was about to open the next memorial,

Wei Zhonghe suddenly staggered in,

Said:

"Your Majesty, it's not good..."

...

This is what happened,

As Hirano Bo's "benefactor" back then, then his "investor", then his "partner", then his alliance, and now his good brother;

Ji Chengjue received this Feng Cong cabinet When I transferred the copy of Jingnan Hou Zhezi, I couldn't wait to leave the palace and go home!

Although there had been rumors in various teahouses in the capital city that Uncle Hirano had snatched back the Princess of Chu, no one knew whether it was true or false, and how much was true. Clearly, the same goes for Ji Chengjue.

Because he didn't receive the letter from Zheng Fan. It should be that Zheng Fan had just come back and was too busy to write to himself. No, it should have been that the letter was delivered during delivery. There was a problem, so I didn’t send it over.

How could he not want to share the joy with his best brother as soon as possible when he stole the princess of Chu?

That must be the case!

Then, after getting the book from Marquis Jingnan and seeing the real results, Ji Chengjue couldn’t wait to return.to home.

When I came back,

He Sisi was sitting in the yard eating fruit.

"Hahahaha, it's true, it's true. That guy Zheng Fan really snatched back a princess. She is the biological sister of the Regent of Da Chu and the biological sister of the Emperor of Da Chu. Isn't that right? , or someone took the initiative to leave with him, Zheng Fan, hahahaha."

Ji Chengjue smiled like a child.

Then,

Ji Chengjue reached out and patted He Sisi’s belly gently,

said:

“This relationship is good. In the future, Zheng Fan’s child will also have the blood of the royal family of the Chu Kingdom. It’s good, and it’s just the right time to get married.”

I don’t know if it’s because I couldn’t wait to get married.

It was because of the reaction caused by Ji Chengjue’s few gentle pats.

In short,

Next,

Let A scene that almost scared Ji Chengjue's whole soul happened:

I saw He Sisi suddenly showing a look of pain,

Then,

There is also blood dripping from under the skirt,

This,

This,

This,

Premature labor!

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Thank you to Mr. Tsundere Meow and Mr. Nasal for becoming the 123rd and 124th Alliance Leaders of Demon Lin!

Good night.