Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Qiao Laoshi's unique, hoarse and long voice with a slight dialect accent impressed Pei Qian deeply.
“Hello dear viewers and fathers, I am still the familiar ‘Game Calling Father’ Qiao Laoshi.”
“Before, someone urged me to update every day and said I wanted to watch it. I complain about sand sculpture games, why am I delaying the update? It’s really not because I’m lazy, the main reason is that the sand sculpture games I find are not tasteful enough..."
"Finally, the hard work paid off, after a long time After digging for gold in shit, I finally found this piece of shit, oh no, this piece of gold, yes, it is the "Lonely Desert Highway" you are seeing now!"
"This is it! A very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy the whole philosophical journey in real time! ”
“This is a highly restored driving simulation! In this game, you can not only drive, but also honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"Yes, although there is dust all over the sky, it's nothing! You can enjoy the good scenery, but believe me, the changing wind and sand will make the scenery outside the car window different every second, and after seeing too much, you will also see a mirage..."
< p>"What, you didn't see it? Don't worry, as long as you persist during the eight-hour journey, you will definitely be able to see it!""In addition, there are very advanced features in the game The ranking system can actually count the number of times each player has passed the level and the accumulated time!"
"Oh my God, what a great feature it is, it always reminds me of this! How many lives are wasted in the game..."
"Ahem, okay, everyone should have heard that what I just said is ironic. In fact, this game can definitely be rated as '. The most boring game in history, bar none!"
"Yes, you heard it right, no matter it is in the past or in the future, whether it is domestic or foreign, there should be no more boring game than it. It’s a driving simulation game!”
“During the 8-hour drive, you have to keep your eyes on the front because there is a corner every few minutes, and if you don’t turn it in time... Then I'm sorry, you failed, your game has to start from the beginning!"
"Don't ask me why I didn't pause it, because this game is not paused! Work! It works!”
“The only fun in this game is honking the horn and listening to songs, but the problem is that you can’t listen to the songs you want to listen to, and you can’t even change the radio station. You can’t skip some unpopular, niche or outdated songs, even the ugly songs you hear!”
“And the most surprising thing about it is that at the end of the game, it actually uses A line of subtitles mocked me! 'Congratulations, you successfully wasted 8 precious hours of your life!'"
"Yes, this is a game that makes you happy!A game that makes people think about life, it successfully made me think about life! ”
“It made me realize how precious my time is, and what a waste of time gaming is! ”
“If the boredom of this game can be included in the score, then out of 10, I can give this game 100 points! "
"Of course, even such a game is not perfect. "
"As the first hardcore player to clear the game (as evidenced by the rankings), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features! ”
“First, why does the game end when you drive to the end? I strongly recommend that after driving to the end, you can turn around and drive back again. In this way, the ‘endless mode’ was naturally developed! ”
“How can you say you have conquered this game without driving it ten times?” ! ”
“In addition, I strongly recommend adding a multiplayer online function. Other players can also join the room, sit in the car and enjoy the scenery, or interact with the driver! ”
“I hope the producer of this game can listen to my suggestions and arrange a version update for the game, so that it will definitely sell well!” "
"..."
"Then this is the end of this complaint program. What follows is a video of the entire game. Audiences who are too idle may wish to try not to fast forward. , watch the whole process. "
"Believe me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts about life! ”
Pei Qian dragged the video back a bit and found that the remaining 8 hours were actually Qiao Laoshi’s entire game video.
The comment area below was almost explosive. , the audience was extremely enthusiastic
"I didn't fast forward when watching the whole process, and now I seem to be thinking about the meaning of life..."
"Qiao Laoshi died. It's too big, it's really life-threatening! "
" Qiao Laoshi, stop it, your hairline can't bear it anymore! ”
“Do you have to risk your life to make a video now? ! "
"I have already downloaded it. I believe that I can find the meaning of life in the desert! "
"Take me upstairs! "
"The full name of the game is "Lonely Desert Highway", which can be found in the official game store. You don't need to thank me, I'm just so helpful! "
"Give me a +1"
"The tour group is leaving! ”
……
Looking at the messages in the comment area below the video, Pei Qian fell into a state of complete sluggishness.
There must be something wrong with this world. !
I made such a rubbish game, and the video author used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic?
Although he is still confused, Pei Qian is already. I roughly understand the cause and effect of this incident.
His game is so unstoppable that this video maker specializes in making complaints about games.The reporter Qiao Laoshi discovered it, and then Qiao Laoshi was inspired and made a complaint video.
With Qiao Laoshi’s excellent copywriting, widespread attention, and meticulous editing techniques, this video became a hit!
Soon, this video attracted a group of tourist groups. Many people wanted to see how bad this game is.
The vast majority of people here have played it for a while and then stopped playing it. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don’t care about the dollar, and they don’t even think about refunds... …
And a few players even developed a comparison mentality because of the ranking system, and even players with ulterior motives began to spread rumors and deceive people? ? ?
Some people say that if you look into the desert during the fourth hour of playing, there will be a fun Easter egg!
Some people say that if you clear the game three times in a row, you can unlock the hidden levels!
Many people even left messages under the video asking if this video could be reprinted...
Pei Qian realized that the situation seemed to be a little bad.
Why does this game seem to be so popular?
Is it possible...that this game is a loss? ? ?
"This will never work, I have to do something..."
Pei Qian is not going to sit still and wait for death, he wants to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose all his money!
Pei Qian felt that there might be something wrong with his game introduction.
It’s too vague and causes misunderstanding among players!
We must be honest with the players, we must persuade those new players, and we must not let them spend any more money!