"Junior sister!"
"Here!"
"Please listen to the question!"
"Yes!"
Li With a wave of longevity sleeves, the little girl sitting cross-legged on the grass by the lake was excited and immediately became energetic.
“Suppose, Junior Sister, you are at the ninth level of Transformation God. You are flying on the road. Suddenly you find a deserted place. There is a monk at the sixth level of Transformation Soul. You forcibly molest a person. Female monk in the Qi Refining Realm, what should you do?
Here are three options:
A, rush forward and kill him, you are the embodiment of justice!
B, throw the magic weapon at this person from a distance, and then leave calmly to ruin his mood.
C, just pretend that you didn’t see anything and sneak away. ”
Lan Ling'e blinked. There seemed to be things in the question stem and options that she could not understand at her age...
Li Changshou smiled and reminded: "Single-choice questions, please choose. "
"A?" Lan Ling'e answered with some uncertainty.
Li Changshou said calmly: "How do you know that this person did not hide his cultivation, but only deliberately revealed the sixth level of God Transformation, and is actually a master of the Return to the Void Realm?
Generally speaking, a guy who dares to do such dirty things without concealing it must be a despicable person. How can you place your hope on his honesty?”
“Then,” Lan Ling said. E frowned, "B?"
"Junior sister, please don't forget that you are also a female cultivator." Li Changshou sighed, "If all the assumptions of A are true, this The beast saw you, the beautiful junior sister, and became even more animalistic. Then you would even get involved in it?"
Lan Ling'e's face turned red, and she felt dizzy and confused. He said in a voice: "But senior brother, this option C is not what monks like us should do. My father said a similar truth when I was very young, asking us brothers and sisters to stand up and punish the strong and support the weak.
Father said, if everyone doesn’t help when they see injustice, then if the victim is themselves, wouldn’t it be..."
"No, junior sister, you Remember, if you are in a peaceful and friendly environment, your idea is absolutely correct.
But the ancient world is not a peaceful place. There are many masters here, and Qi refiners often do it. A magic weapon and a spiritual root can make a big fight, and most of the monks who survive are cruel and ruthless people."
Li Changshou looked at the lake with his hands behind his hands and sighed: "There are existences. It is difficult to live in this world with such kindhearted and chivalrous ideas.
What we have to do is not to do evil, but we don’t have to do it. Stop evil deeds.
Instead of trying to be a hero when your abilities are insufficient, it is better to keep living and wait until you stand at the top of all living beings and can formulate rules to rewrite the living environment of the weak throughout history. .
So, you,Got it? ”
“Well! "
Lan Ling'e nodded heavily, her eyes full of light.
At this moment, the brothers and sisters did not notice that a wisp of green smoke was coming from not far away. It floated out of the thatched cottage and floated quietly behind them.
Li Changshou said in a deep voice: "Junior Sister! Now I give you another chance to choose, say it happily and firmly!
What should you do if you encounter a male cultivator who molests a female cultivator! "
Lan Ling'e's eyes were full of light. Her voice was not loud, but she shouted very firmly: "C, just pretend you didn't see it! Sneak past! ”
“Well! "Li Changshou couldn't help giving a thumbs up to his junior sister, and he was moved in his heart.
Two days of teaching have yielded such results. If he continues like this, within a few years, he will be a big student. You don’t have to worry about what kind of trouble your junior sister will get into and involve you!
There is a junior sister who knows how to keep a low profile and survive. It’s really...
Suddenly, there is a cold wind blowing behind her. The hair on the whole body of the brothers and sisters stood up when an old and cold voice suddenly sounded from behind:
"Li, Chang, Shou! "
Click, creak...
This is Lan Ling'e's teeth trembling wildly.
The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched and he turned his head and glanced, squeezing instantly Put on a smile
“Master, are you finished with your retreat? Are you going to start today’s hard teaching to the little junior sister...
Master, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully, Master! What are you doing with the whisk?
I am also your disciple! You can't abuse the older one when you have the younger one, Master! ”
“Asshole! "
Taoist Master Qi Yuan's beard and hair were flying wildly, his eyes were wide-eyed, and he was holding up a whisk to hit.
"I am timid and afraid of getting into trouble, and I want to teach your junior sister a bad lesson! Master, I must give you a good meal today! "
However, when the fly whisk fell, Li Changshou's figure was wrapped in a flash of blue light, and he instantly appeared on the other side of the willow tree, begging for mercy from his master again.
" How dare you use wood to escape! Looking for a fight! ”
Qi Yuan was even more furious, holding up a fly whisk and started to chase after him.
Li Changshou retreated, dodging Master’s pursuit one after another; Taoist priest Qi Yuan began to urge When he started the technique, the whisk in his hand grew wildly, and shadows swept out by the whisk appeared in the sky, but Li Changshou was like a loach, always able to find a gap to hide.
"Master, please calm down, I will." Isn't this for junior sister's sake? ”
“We are part of the human sect of the Duxian sect, which is the three sects of the Immortal Sect! How come you are such a crooked young man! ”
“I’m not yet Master, but you have a keen eye for recognizing talents. "
"Bah! Pindao will clean up the house today, wow! I am so angry! "
"Master, you are not handsome at all when you are angry..."
Under the willow shade, Ling'e, who was very nervous at first when she saw her master going to beat her brother, gradually became attracted to her. Master and senior brother chase and fightNao’ made me laugh out loud.
She could see that the master was not really cruel, and the senior brother's dodging figure was also very relaxed and freehand.
After chasing him like this for a while, the senior brother seemed to have slipped and fell to the ground. The master rushed forward and pressed the senior brother there, and used a whisk to violently slap the senior brother's buttocks, making a rhythmic sound. There was a loud noise...
After a while, Taoist Priest Qi Yuan, who had taught his eldest disciple a lesson, stood up, straightened out his scattered robes, and shouted several times at the embarrassed disciple on the ground:
"Reflect on this, my teacher!
From now on, you are not allowed to teach your junior sister how to behave!
Go and build your junior sister's thatched hut!"
"Oh, yes, disciple, I obey..."
"Ling'e, come here! I will teach you as a teacher! Forget all the fallacies your senior brother taught you!"
< p>"Oh!"Ling'e responded weakly, looking worriedly at her senior brother's swollen buttocks under his robe, and then caught a glimpse of Li Changshou's right hand hidden in his sleeve robe... …
The right hand waved slightly towards her, making a thumbs up gesture.
Ling'e felt a little relieved and saw her senior brother lying on the grass in a miserable state. She lowered her head and smiled, and quickly chased after her master's back.
Her steps became more and more brisk, and she gradually started running...
Li Changshou lay there and sighed quietly, and a white cloud floated from the side, slowly pulling him over. Hold up.
Master really takes action!
Li Changshou touched his butt, took a breath, and then sighed quietly.
If I had known that I would be beaten by Master, I wouldn’t have let Master catch me...
No, Master’s face still needs to be taken care of. After all, the hope of Master becoming an immortal is slim now. , the pressure is high, and it’s already quite hard.
Judging from the spells revealed by the master just now, they are strong on the outside and weak on the inside, and the lock on their own Qi is also intermittent. It is obviously a sign of being too hasty when improving the realm of cultivation...
That's all, let's think of a way to increase the probability that Master will survive the catastrophe.
Li Changshou scratched his head, lay on the clouds and fell into deep thought, and slowly drifted to the third thatched cottage that was almost built not far away.
......
At night, lying in the thatched cottage that her senior brother had just built for her, feeling the softness of the straw mat under her body, Ling'e tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep for a long time.
These past few days have been like a dream.
At the age of nine;
When I was going to the market with my mother, I was attracted by an old god and was accepted as his apprentice.
Although her parents were reluctant to part with her, it was a great good thing. If she succeeded in cultivation, her clan would also be honored in the future. Therefore, after hosting an apprenticeship banquet at home, and with many instructions from her mother, she Followed Master to Duxian Sect.
Then, I met a somewhat strange senior brother.
Senior Brother has a lot of long speeches that sound reasonable, but are always a bit wrong;
Master has repeatedly warned that Senior Brother is a weirdo and prevents me from learning from him, but I always feel that Senior Brother is actually very good. A powerful qigong practitioner.
There are not many etiquette and rules in the mountains. There are delicious food everywhere in the lakes and mountains, and practicing Taoism is also quite interesting, at least it is not as boring as I thought before coming here.
Of course, the happiest thing is having a barbecue with my senior brother, feeding the fish together, wandering in the mountains together, finding some delicious game to fill my belly, and then sitting quietly by the lake for a while, listening to my senior brother Talk about those crooked truths...
Will this be the case in the future?
Huddled in the quilt of unknown material, Ling'e breathed out softly and turned over to face the window.
She suddenly felt that there seemed to be a figure shaking in front of her eyes. She slightly opened her sleepy eyes, but was instantly frightened and woke up. Her petite body couldn't help but tremble a few times.
Outside the window, Li Changshou was lying on a white cloud, waving gently to her.
"Night tutoring, girl."
"Huh?" Ling'e blinked, then huddled in the quilt and nodded gently, "Well..."
"Please listen to the second question!"
Well, senior brother is indeed a weirdo.
……
So, ten years later.