"Oh, it's really difficult to be on duty in heaven."
In the Yuelao Hall, a thin old man in a red wedding robe sat on his armchair, drinking a drink brought by a boy Tea and wiped the hot sweat from his forehead.
No, we just dealt with a heavenly general, and he insisted that we help him connect with a fairy in Yaochi.
Can this thread be pulled casually?
Even if he is Yuelao, he cannot randomly change other people's lives.
Although there are indeed many ways to operate behind the scenes, it also depends on who is being led!
Yue Lao also spent a lot of effort to fool the general, and he was so tired that he was sweating profusely.
You have to refuse without making the other party unhappy or offending the one you are interested in...
Yue Lao's job is really too difficult.
Most marriages are self-made, and a small number of marriages are God-given.
As Yue Lao, you do have some power to make changes, but those golden scissors and those red ropes are treasures of heavenly merit and virtue, and you should not act arbitrarily!
Even if it is just a marriage between a pair of mortals, if it is not handled properly, not only will it damage the merits accumulated through hard work, but it will also be punished by the responsible and motivated Jade Emperor...
What is a self-made marriage?
In the apse, there is an almost endless mysterious universe. There are countless small clay sculptures in it. All the creatures in the world who need to get married, and those who are destined to get married in the three marriages of heaven, earth and man, are here. The corresponding little clay figurine.
Marriage is the basis of etiquette and the foundation of marriage.
Most of the creatures corresponding to the clay figurines are humans, as well as a small number of demons and wizards with rules;
When they interact in the mortal world, the clay figurines here will approach each other. , and then each gave birth to a red rope of marriage, and the red threads intertwined with each other, which became a marriage.
To fall in love over time is when each other's red strings slowly sway and become entangled;
To fall in love at first sight is to become entangled with the red strings at the slightest touch.
Occasionally, a clay figurine floats in the wrong direction, and the red rope becomes entangled in someone else's red rope of marriage. It is naturally an interference in the marriage...
What is a God-given marriage?
When a living being is born, a clay figure is born from the induction here, and the red rope of marriage is entwined with his destined partner. This is a God-given marriage.
In addition, there are some clay figurines who are 'free and easy' in nature and will break free from their red rope of marriage and fly around dragging half of the rope.
Occasionally, when you encounter a clay figurine in the same situation, you will have sex when the red rope is tied, and you will fall in love when the red rope is broken.
In fact, it is not difficult for Yue Lao to fulfill the request of the general just now.
As long as the red rope of the general is tied directly to the fairy, it will become a marriage, and generally speaking, there will be no karmic backlash.
But Yue Lao had to consider the background of the Yaochi Fairy.
Hundreds of years ago, the Queen Mother sent someone to reprimand us. Now,, but you must not dare to do such illegal things to the Yaochi fairy...
Yue Lao was actually just a heavenly monk, but he was one of the first immortals to defect to the new heaven. If you are upright and conscientious in your work, you will be granted the position of Yue Lao by the Jade Emperor thousands of years ago.
After serving for ten thousand years, Yue Lao has realized the many benefits of this immortal position. For this reason, he is also conscientious and does not dare to slack off in the slightest.
But the problem is that nowadays, more and more immortal gods in heaven have learned the secret of the red thread, and also know that as a Yue Lao, he can change the red thread;
His In the small Marriage Palace, people sneak in every once in a while...
Some of them are officials in the same palace, and they really can't get along with each other;
And some want to rely on giving gifts. Yue Lao will not accept any gift that comes from marriage... What gift is more important than the merit reward of serving in heaven?
But there is another situation that Yue Lao cannot and does not dare to refuse, that is, those veterans who are too strong and have too hard backgrounds. In front of such big men, his own priesthood is just a little god. For example...
"Master!"
Outside the hall, two boys with braids and very festive clothes rushed in, shouting :
"The master is here! We are almost in front of the palace!"
Yue Lao was shocked, stood up quickly, and walked quickly towards the front of the palace to greet him.
This Master is an extraordinary figure. He is the only direct disciple of Saint Taiqing, the leader of the Human Religion. His own Taoism is unfathomable, and behind him is Taiqing Laozi!
Because I am a senior brother among the Sanqing masters, although this master entered the small courtyard in Kunlun Mountain a little later, he was regarded as the first disciple of the Chan Cult and the one who struck the golden bell in the Yuxu Palace. Chengzi, together with Taoist Duobao, the great disciple of Jie Jiao, called him "senior brother".
Senior Brother Zhen Dao Sect.
Master Taiqing does not have a clear Taoist title, because Taiqing Saint did not give it to him, lest he get a big karma;
Because in the [Xuandu] under the control of Taiqing Saint 】He was called a master of martial arts among them, and over time, this master also accepted this name--
Xuandu master of martial arts!
Since then, the word "Xuandu" can refer to the leader of the people's religion, and it also means a 'place name'.
Yue Lao felt very bright. This person taught the first disciple, but he was not at all the same weight as the registered disciples of Taiqing Sage!
Because Heavenly Court has just risen and is weak in strength, Master Xuandu also temporarily resides in Tushita Palace during these days...
After all, if Heavenly Court comes to some Daluo, It is not easy for the saint to personally take action against Jinxian who is making trouble in a small way. Xuandu can just take action to destroy it.
This master has also been to Yue Lao's door several times before and after. Of course Yue Lao understands what he is doing.
Yue Lao quickly walked out of the palace door and looked up to see the young Taoist floating in the clouds not far away.
Look at this man, he is wearing a black Taoist robe, his face is unclear but very upright;
He has a long body and stands tall, and he says:The robe is dancing lightly, and there is no jade ornaments on the whole body, but it gives people a feeling of returning to one's true nature like uncut jade. This is a temperament that can only be possessed by extremely advanced Taoists.
Xuandu Master is said to be the first human race in the world. He has no father or mother. He was made from clay by Nuwa. He has some merits in creating human beings and the luck of being taught by others.
Before arriving in front of the palace, the master bowed his hands to Yue Lao and said with a smile: "How is Yue Lao lately?"
"Well, well. ."
Yue Lao nodded repeatedly. If others didn't know better, they would have thought that the righteous god of heaven had a rickety figure.
"Master Xuandu, please come in... or do you want to do it like last time?"
"It's been a long time," Master Xuandu said with a gentle smile and stepped forward. After entering Yuelao Hall, we followed Yuelao to the back hall.
After entering the back hall, there is a mysterious starry sky in front of you.
Yue Lao was holding a bonsai and gently shaking it, and a patch of starlight flew from the starry sky, hovering in front of the two of them.
This bonsai is actually the acacia tree, a spiritual treasure of acquired merit.
The starlight faded and they were divided into five piles of clay figurines. Each pile was different in size, and each pile had several words condensed by starlight, classified into categories.
For example, the pile on the far left has three big characters written on it, Duxianmen.
The other piles are written with ‘Xiaoyao Immortal Sect’ and ‘Zi Zai Sect’… which are actually several Taoist traditions of the human sect.
Xuandu sighed softly and said with a smile: "How much has become in this thousand years?"
Yue Lao lowered his head and said: "As you told me, if we find a marriage, Just make it happen;
In these thousand years, there have been a total of 362 couples in these Immortal Sects."
Master Xuandu nodded gently and said warmly. : "Well, that's good. How many new people are born?"
"Well...you have to go to the underworld to check the roster. We only care about marriage here."
Xuandu laughed dumbly. , he likes to squint his eyes when he smiles, and his smile is quite warm.
"I forgot about this, don't blame me, Mr. Yue.
Oh, the teacher really gave me a problem. He wanted the teaching to prosper appropriately, but he didn't let me accept any disciples. ..."
Xuan Du sighed with emotion behind his hands and glanced over, "This is the only way to go.
I wonder if Yue Lao can bring about the marriage that is about to happen recently. How many?"
"Yes, please wait a moment, Master"
Lao Yue shook the bonsai in his hand again, and soon dozens of clay figures flew forward. For a while, the distance between the clay figures varied according to the distance of their relationship and the likelihood of marriage.
Each clay figurine has one or two red ropes on its body, and there may be three or four, but not too many.
Some favors are long, so the red rope is longer;
Some favors are short, so the red rope is shorter.
Soon, Master Xuandu’s eyes were attracted by the four clay figures leaning together. He took two steps forward and looked atThese four clay figures are under the three words Duxianmen.
Yue Lao smiled and said: "This is the power of the three stars over the moon, what a blessing."
Master Xuandu nodded slightly and stared at it for a while.
The three clay figures with long skirts and temples are surrounding a clay figure with long hair and a robe. The red ropes of the three clay figures have been stretched out inward, but the clay figure in the center...
Hmm...
Master Xuandu frowned and said: "Why is his, so short?"
"This?"
Yue Lao leaned half forward, stared at the male clay figurine for a while, and said hurriedly:
"It's a little short, but it's still there.
Look, Master, there is a little red thread on his wrists and ankles, but the red rope just got a thread...
Some people are like this, this must be this person The virtuous people are devoted to cultivating Taoism and don’t want to worry about worldly affairs.”
“What a waste.” Can you stretch the rope longer and connect it to the other three red ropes?"
"Of course it's possible, but Master, we can only help, it's not easy to force it..."
"Let nature take its course, and at the same time, add a little help as appropriate."
"Hey, little god, let's do it."
At the moment, Yue Lao lifted the potted plant Acacia tree, tap lightly on the clay figurine.
At the same time, Dongsheng Shenzhou Duxianmen was in the alchemy room of Xiaoqiong Peak.
Li Changshou, who had just taken a bath and was worrying about the new alchemy furnace, suddenly had some inappropriate images in his heart.
"Huh?"
Li Changshou chuckled and expelled the image in his heart instantly.
In the back hall of Yuelao Hall, the acacia tree slowly lit up, and the clay figurine came out of thin air...
Took a step back.
"Eh?"
Yue Lao frowned, changed direction, and continued to poke at the small bonsai acacia tree.
In the Little Qiongfeng Alchemy Room, another picture emerged in Li Changshou's heart, which was a combination of previous and previous generations, such as the junior uncle in sailor uniform, the junior junior sister in student uniform, and ...
Well, how could I imagine Poison wearing a mecha?
"The Taoist heart can be solidified, but the illusion is indestructible!"
The picture in his mind was instantly shattered. Li Changshou shook his head and continued to think about the new alchemy furnace.
In the Yuelao Hall, the acacia tree came, and the clay figurine twisted slightly to the left.
"Hi! I'll do it!"
Yue Lao stared, grabbed the acacia tree and changed direction again, pointing at the clay figure. This time... the clay figure did a backflip, and was very flexible. Hide away.
"Hahaha!"
Master Xuandu couldn't help laughing.
Yue Lao's expression suddenly turned ugly. He actually made a fool of himself in front of the master. It was such a trivial matter!
"Big!"
Yue Lao touched the acacia tree. The acacia tree swelled instantly, and branches and leaves attacked the clay figurine.
Li Changshou frowned on the ground, and a beautiful alchemy furnace appeared in his heart. When the alchemy furnace was opened, several beautiful figures flew over...
Li Changshou directly He sat down cross-legged and simply started to recite the Jingxin Qi Condensation Mantra;
Are you kidding, he never saw anything in his previous life?
Maybe, after becoming a fairy, my mood was unstable, so that I always thought about these things.
What’s the use of temporary happiness?
At least live forever before thinking about these things! That is the long-lasting feeling of not being ashamed!
No, immortality may not necessarily protect oneself... but one should not mess with the dispensable cause and effect of marriage.
Li Changshou shouted: "Quiet!"
The clay figurine in Yuelao Hall instantly made a series of reactions.
Back...
Dodge...
Jump...
Jump left and right...
Thomas whirled around...
Let the branches of the acacia tree hit him, but not a single leaf touched him.
Yue Lao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he was almost so angry that his breath surged;
The master on the side smiled and said: "I'm here to help Yue Lao."
At that moment, starlight shone in his left hand, and with yin and yang in his palm, he grabbed the clay figure from a distance.
Yue Lao's eyes widened and he was about to shout "No", but a moment later, the master had already pinched the clay figurine's left arm.
But...
Crack!
The clay figurine's left arm was cut off instantly, and his body jumped out flexibly. After stopping, he even made a "come here" pose.
The entire scene fell silent.
"Master...can't, can't force it..."
"Ahem, can this thing be made up?"
"Can it be done? It is possible, but it is very time-consuming. Fortunately, there is no red rope on his left arm, so it is easier to repair..."
"Then there is Lao Yuelao.
That one. , Mr. Yue, you are busy, I will come back after a while and bring you some elixirs that Lao Jun refined...
This guy is the focus, please trouble me!"
Yan! After that, Master Xuandu hurriedly made a bow, turned around and disappeared in two steps, leaving Yue Lao alone in a mess.
A moment ago, I was in the Duxianmen Alchemy Room.
Li Changshou frowned tightly, and his heart was full of chaos.
He shook his head helplessly, reached into his arms, and took out one of the trump cards that allowed him to calm down in the treasure bag No. 6.
I opened a scroll and took a look, but inside it was a row of old women with exquisite paintings, heavy makeup, and colorful clothes...
Li Changshou looked carefully. Looking at it, he murmured: "True feelings are not just admiring her appearance when she was young, but also accepting her appearance when she grows old.nagging. "
In an instant, the images in my heart were shattered one by one, and I felt relieved for a while.
"However, where does the cultivation of immortality come from? "
He smiled complacently and put away the precious "Pictures of the Beautiful Old Queen", and his mind suddenly felt much more at peace.
Men should be cruel to themselves.
In other words, it’s okay to think of junior sister and junior junior uncle occasionally. Why do you think of poison?
Tsk, it’s poisonous.