"Ling'e told me, she said you will be nervous when interacting with women in front of others."
Jiujiu sat on the railing of the treasure ship, carrying a big gourd on his back, swaying his feet gently , with a brilliant formation light wall behind him, he held a few fermented bean pills in his hand, tossed one up, raised his head, opened his mouth...
Audibly, there was a loud bang.
"Although I think I don't have any feminine charm, I can still be considered a woman, so I can't bear to play with you."
Xiong Lingli next to him heard this and looked down. Looking at the muscles all over his body, he lowered his head silently and hugged himself tightly with both hands.
Li Changshou, who was sitting in the corner meditating, couldn't help but laugh bitterly...
Uncle, do you have any misunderstanding about the charm of women?
‘It turns out that Ling’e made the request in advance,’ Li Changshou suddenly felt emotional in his heart.
This dear junior sister’s pain was not in vain.
It’s decided!
From now on, there is no need for the paper Taoist to monitor Ling'e. The moment before returning to the mountain, I will use the paper Taoist again to see what Ling'e is doing.
If Ling'e is lazy and in a daze and does not practice well, then reward her with ten years of confinement and seclusion to improve her realm;
If Ling'e is dressing up carefully, bathing and changing clothes, then reward her "Standing the Word" five hundred times to correct her erroneous thoughts;
If Ling'e eats barbecue in the spirit beast circle, then... she will be beaten behind closed doors;
Ahem, just in case Ling'e is working hard to practice and meditate to enlightenment, I will officially teach her the original paper-cutting adult magical power, giving her an additional ability to protect herself.
Li Changshou sorted through these situations in turn, feeling a little emotional in his heart.
The little girl who was delicate and smart back then is now tall and graceful. Apart from always wanting to do bad things to his senior brother, she has grown into a pretty good person in other aspects.
Especially in the past ten years or so, Ling'e has lost a bit of the 'thrill' of getting into trouble and has become much calmer.
This made Li Changshou quite satisfied.
From now on, as long as Ling'e is stable, he will naturally not treat this little junior sister badly.
Just listen to Jiujiu sighing softly:
"Oh, why didn't we ascend when we overcame the tribulation?"
Li Changshou said with a smile : "Disciples have read in the Daozang Palace books that whether one ascends or not depends not on aptitude or enlightenment, but on the accumulation before becoming an immortal, and whether one's own way is in harmony with heaven and earth."
" Humph," Jiu Jiu rolled his eyes, "The Sixth Realm of Guidao has no say!"
"Yes, yes," Li Changshou lowered his head and said, "Disciple is talking too much."
"Well...I'm not saying that your cultivation level is not high, so don't think nonsense."
Jiujiu was still afraid that he would accidentally damage Li Changshou's confidence in practicing Taoism, so after thinking about it, he pretended to be old-fashioned. He taught:
"Practice lies in the long term, not in the day and night.
A temporary speed does not mean that your future achievements will be successful.Very high.
There are some Qi practitioners with outstanding qualifications and understanding. They have become immortals in a hundred years and true immortals in a thousand years. They have been cultivating, but suddenly they are stuck. Even the gods can't rush forward, let alone Immortal.
So, practice...well, yes, you can't just have a temporary conflict of temperament, you have to take a long-term view! ”
“Good wishes, Uncle Master! "Li Changshou agreed with a smile.
On the side, Xiong Lingli was full of emotion, with stars in her big eyes, looking at the young senior sister with admiration.
Jiu Jiu waved his hand to Xiong Lingli sheepishly, suddenly thought of something, and asked Li Changshou via voice:
"What are you going to do with this little Lingli?
She is the registered disciple of the sect leader. It would be more appropriate for her to go to Potian Peak to practice. Do you want me to take her and live at my place?
My house is empty anyway, I’m almost naturalized in your little Qiongfeng! "
"Xiao Qiong Peak is relatively plain," Li Changshou replied in a voice, "Wisdom is in the blood of shamans. Although he has become indigestible, he still likes to eat, so Xiao Qiong Peak is just right."
After I go back, I will expand the scope of the spirit beast circle several times, raise more delicious spirit beasts, and let Lingli be responsible for taking care of it while practicing.
In this way, wisdom does not always have to go out to hunt in the mountains. "
Jiu Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up. Looking at Xiong Lingli, he couldn't help but chirp...
Wouldn't that mean that he could be upright and follow Xiong Zhuang in the future? Little girl, are you eating and drinking together?
Xiong Lingli shrank her neck and looked weakly at this senior sister who was obviously small but had such strong muscles...
This look is very similar to when she was hungry!
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Let's talk about it when we get back. ”
Jiujiu immediately nodded in agreement. Xiong Lingli looked at his Poseidon cousin and then at his young senior sister Jiujiu, and suddenly felt uncertain.
Duxianmen , what does it look like...
Jiujiu suddenly stretched out his hand and shouted: "I want to fight against the great master!"
This conference was so boring that I fell asleep more than 20 times before it was over! ”
Li Changshou smiled, took out the playing cards he had prepared long ago, called Lingli to come with him, and asked his junior uncle to place a layer of immortal power barrier around it to isolate it from outside observation.
Originally, Xiong Lingli said, "I'm stupid, I might not be able to do it";
But after two games, Xiong Meizi's eyes were shining, and she said "four "Heavenly Immortal", "A Pair of Golden Immortals", "Bang Da La Bung", "Joined to Flying Immortals", they shouted louder than anyone else!
......
Let's have fun No matter how troublesome it is, Li Changshou still thinks about business.
How can we stop Uncle Zhao’s gang from messing around?
Originally, Li Changshou thought that Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao and the others were just on a whim, but judging from what happened to Taoist Wenjing, the brother and sister had already begun to engage in a large-scale porcelain drama...
There is no police hotline in Honghuang, and Uncle Zhao’s background is too tough!
If they can meet Taoist Wenjing by chance today, they might be able to uncover the roof tiles of Zixiao Palace tomorrow!
Li Changshou couldn't help but feel a little depressed...
In order to deal with the hunchbacked old ways of Western religions, he had set up the Taoist oath too carefully, and it really didn't end well at this point.
I want to leave this matter alone, but I am afraid that Uncle Zhao will cause something big in the future and I will be implicated;
I want to intervene in time, but I don’t know how to start...
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After worrying about this for a few days, Li Changshou even had the idea of asking his little backer, Master Xuandu, to come forward and settle the matter.
But asking the **** master for nothing will only consume the **** master's favor towards him...
The backer cannot be used casually, and the matter is not so urgent.
Just when Li Changshou was at a loss what to do, Jiu Jiu's unintentional words gave him a flash of inspiration...
Jiu Jiu said: "I don't know why Ling'e is so afraid of you, my senior brother. Yes, you can't be gentler to Ling'e!"
Senior brother...Senior brother...
That's right!
Li Changshou slapped his forehead, how could he forget this big boss!
Jiujiu blinked: "Why are you beating yourself? Do you show your annoyance with such an exaggerated action?"
"No, the disciple suddenly thought of something... the little practitioner The trick," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Thank you for reminding me, uncle, I will be gentler to Ling'e in the future.
Uncle, you should play with Lingli first, and the disciple should practice in seclusion for a while."
"Huh? Why don't I see you so diligent on weekdays?" Jiu Jiu muttered with some dissatisfaction, "You know how to perform well in front of the masters in the sect!"
Li Changshou did not refute, narrowing his eyes. Smiling...
Little Master Uncle is really his lucky star.
Close your eyes and concentrate, most of your mind is on the paper Taoist man underground in the temple of Poseidon.
He changed into a paper Taoist with 'full immortal power', floated out, quietly went to the big temple here, and entered the room specially prepared for the paper Taoist...
Probably, we have a direction.
Among the Jie Jiao, apart from the sage master, if there is anyone who can control Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao, it is definitely not Taoist Duobao, the senior brother of the Jie Jiao.
But the eldest sister in the Three Heavens, the second sister of Zhao Gongming, Fairy Yunxiao!
Fairy Sanxiao was also a familiar figure to Li Changshou in his previous life.
The reason why they are called ruthless people is mainly because in the future Catastrophe of Conferring Gods, in order to avenge their brother Zhao Gongming, they set up the Nine-Meander Yellow River Formation, and used the Hunyuan Golden Fight to cut down the people. Most of the members of the Twelve Golden Immortals group have the top three flowers;
This is actually only a small part of their achievements.
The most awesome thing is that the saint personally takes action to conquer them. Sanxiao is so cruel that he really dares to attack the saint...
Of course, because of this incident, their fate was quite miserable:
The eldest brother Yunxiao was taken away by me and was crushed under the Qilin Cliff behind Yuxu Palace;
The second child, Qiong Xiao, and the third child, Bixiao, were directly beaten to death. Their remaining souls were listed on the list of gods and became the puppets of Heaven. They were trapped in the throne of Heaven and lost their freedom.
Their divine position is also very subtle, they are called ‘midwives’ in the secular world.
At first glance, they are responsible for the birth of human souls and are very important priests; but if you think about it carefully, the status of the three of them is comparable to that of Yuelao in the Yuelao Temple.
The dignified disciple of the outer sect...
It is really embarrassing.
However, even if Li Changshou knew this a long time ago, he would not be able to control so many things later.
He has almost jumped out of the Conferred God Tribulation and absolutely does not want to get involved in it anymore.
Now, what Li Changshou wants to do is to reveal to Yun Xiao what happened between Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao outside and see how Yun Xiao reacts...
Li Changshou was naturally very unfamiliar with Yunxiao, and the fairy tales did not say what her temperament was.
What if you join the porcelain gang because you love your sister too much... That would be really exciting.
Therefore, to be on the safe side, Li Changshou not only wanted Yun Xiao to know about this matter, but also made Yun Xiao realize that this matter would bring boundless karma to Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao.
‘How to do this? ’
Li Changshou sat behind the chair and subconsciously tapped the table with his fingers.
Everyone has some little quirks;
For example, Ling'e likes to take a bath when she is bored. Sometimes she takes a bath three times in the morning, noon and evening, and also likes to bathe in the bath. Place some flower petals in the water and piece the petals into a pattern.
Well...don't ask him how he knew, it's not important!
Li Changshou also pays great attention to his 'little habits'. Except when he is concentrating on thinking, he can't help but tap his fingers rhythmically on the table, and he has lost control of many small movements.
‘Let Taoist Mosquito, the master of suffering, go to Sanxian Island to cry to Yunxiao? '
At this time, Taoist Wenjing's heels have not been exposed, so he can go to Sanxian Island, but in this way, I am afraid that it will arouse the suspicion of Western religious saints...
Write Ask Ao Yi to send a letter to Sanxian Island?
Li Changshou groaned a few times.
Ao Yi is currently busy on his honeymoon, and it is not good that he always sends him out...
'It would be better to use his identity as the Poseidon of the South China Sea to tell the whole story. Fairy Yunxiao.
Doing too many calculations may backfire. ’
Sometimes, the key to stability lies not in complexity, but in simplicity.
Li Changshou gradually stopped thinking, took out his pen, ink and cloth, and began to write a greeting note.
It is not difficult to find the location of Sanxian Island. As long as Ao Yi asks around Jin'ao Island, he can always find the approximate location.
ThisThe difficulty of the matter is how to see Fairy Yunxiao...
The setting sun shines through the window paper on the desk;
Li Changshou picked up his pen and brushed his hair, in order to see Fairy Yunxiao... On the one hand, just a greeting letter took him a lot of effort and thought over and over again.
After he finished writing the greeting note, he suddenly had a realization in his heart...
Fortunately, he had already thought about it and went to Sanxian Island to find Yunxiao to explain the matter. .
If Zhao Gongming and the others cause big trouble in the future, it is possible that Yunxiao will take the initiative to come and put the blame on him!
"In this prehistoric world, every step we take is not safe."
Li Changshou's paper Taoist stretched his waist, put away the greeting card, picked up the fly whisk, and used Earth Escape Heading towards the South China Sea.
Using water escape in sea water can save half of the immortal power compared to earth escape.
At the same time...
Deep in the South China Sea, on a deserted island.
Three figures were sitting in a clearing in the forest, dividing up the stored magic weapons.
Qiong Xiao’s pair of catkins swayed back and forth, counting seriously:
“One for the elder brother, one for me;
One for Hanzhi, and one for me.
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One for me, one for me;
One for elder brother, one for me..."
Zhao Gongming was a bit dumbfounded. Naturally, he would not argue with his third sister over such a trivial matter. Calculate.
Han Zhi was a little at a loss. She wanted to say that she did not dare to take these benefits, but she was afraid of being taught a lesson by Fairy Qiongxiao.
Soon, after the division of the spoils was completed, Qiong Xiao clapped her hands and showed a satisfied smile.
"It feels good to get something for nothing. Brother, let's go to the West Sea for a stroll?"
"Well, okay," Zhao Gongming stroked his beard and smiled, "But I'd better not do anything later. If you ask them for these things, it’s like we are bandits robbing homes.
Third sister, are you short of treasures?”
“No,” Qiong Xiao blinked. , "But, brother, if we don't have these things, what's the point of our actions?
What we do must be what we say!
Later we will use the wealth of cultivation to find some If you don't like the immortals in the teaching, give it to them."
Zhao Gongming couldn't help but look at Han Zhi and asked, "Is that true?"
Han? Zhi's sense of justice made her want to shake her head, but Qiong Xiao glared at her secretly, so she could only nod weakly and say 'hmm'.
Surrender instantly...