The young man in white put one hand on the white jade table, holding his chin, and was fiddling with a few innate spiritual treasure-level orbs with some boredom.
There are many things in the world, but nothing in heaven;
No matter how hard you try to govern, there is no god to cure.
——"The Record of the Early Life of the Contemporary Emperor of Heaven"
He wanted to be an Emperor of Heaven who was respected by all beings, but there were six mountains standing in front of him, in front of him, and on his left and right, making his divine glory impossible to achieve. It cannot shine inside or outside heaven and earth.
It is said that a clever woman cannot make a meal without rice. In the current situation, it is completely difficult for a clever emperor to be the master of the empty god...
This heaven is so busy that it has already planted peaches and raised divine birds. , Panpan Five Elements Orb and so on.
Work for retirement and retire at any time...
"Your Majesty, Mr. Dongmu is asking for an audience outside the palace!"
Suddenly I heard someone playing outside the palace, dressed in white. The young man immediately sat up straight, put away his orb, whispered softly, picked up the music table on one side, opened it and looked at the words inside that he could almost recite by heart...
"Xuan."
Outside the hall, Dongmu Gong lowered his head and stepped up the white jade stairs. He looked up at the situation on the high platform, his eyes filled with relief.
His Majesty the Jade Emperor is really diligent.
"Old minister, I pay my respects to Your Majesty!"
"You don't have to be polite, Lord Mu," the young man in white showed a somewhat calm and elegant smile, and slowly moved his eyes away from the memorial, "Mu Gong I'm in a hurry, is there anything important?"
Dongmugong took out a memorial and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, you told me before that the hydrology of the southeastern part of Nanfangbuzhou will be determined within a hundred years. The weather changes, Lao Chen has done.
30% for good years, 60% for normal years, and 50% for disaster years. ”
“Submit it”< /p>
"Yes," Dongmu Gong took two steps forward, lifted the table with his immortal power, and sent it to the Jade Emperor.
The young man in white looked at it carefully for a while, then nodded and said with a smile: "I can rest assured when Mu Gong does his work."
After that, the young man in white played this Putting the watch aside, he couldn't help but raise his hand and yawned.
Dongmu Gong said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, you should also rest more on weekdays, but you should not be too tired. Heaven still depends on you to support it."
The young man in white He smiled and quietly changed the topic, "Mugong, is the world safe these days?"
"The dragon clan's affairs are still going on," Dongmu Gong said in a deep voice, "The lives of all the creatures in the world are dead and injured. The resentment of the creatures turned into gray clouds in the lower third level, disturbing some heavenly beings.
If the Dragon Clan continues to be in such turmoil, the world will always be uneasy. After all, it is a hidden danger. ”
The young man in white. He looked thoughtful, and then sighed softly:
"This is also something I can't control at this time. The matter of the Dragon Palace was planned by some saints later. I can only do what Chang Geng Aiqing said, step by step, and follow the trend. "
"Your Majesty's honor!"
The young man in white put down the watch in his hand and said with a smile: "Mr. ?”
Dongmu Gong said hurriedly: "I just went to see you three days ago. According to your Majesty's wishes, this is the third time to increase the power of merit and virtue, and to suspend the other two decrees that were condensed at the same time... p>
This, it will take another three years, and the decree will probably be over."
"Three years..."
The Jade Emperor said with a little helplessness in his eyes. He sighed softly, "I have to wait for three years before Chang Geng's love can go to the heaven to relieve his boredom...well, give me some advice."
Dongmu Gong blinked, feeling as if he heard something just now, but then Not so sure.
Is Your Majesty talking nonsense?
You must be so tired that your mouth is full...
"Your Majesty, fellow Taoist Poseidon is also looking forward to it day and night to come and serve Your Majesty."
"Okay, Mugong, how much benefit have you received from Chang Geng's love for you? You say such nice things to him every day."
The Jade Emperor chuckled, "Chang Geng's love for you is in love with the heaven. I know how important words are, and your kind words are not the icing on the cake, but the icing on the cake."
A little cold sweat broke out on Dongmu Gong's forehead, and he quickly bowed his head and saluted, shouting: "I acknowledge my guilt."
He suddenly remembered that recently and in the past twenty or thirty years, Poseidon had indeed reminded him that he no longer needed to speak kindly in front of His Majesty...
Poseidon did not even do this Got it?
Dongmu Gong felt helpless in his heart. He was also a minister of heaven, and he was really a little ashamed
Fortunately, His Majesty the Jade Emperor just smiled and reminded him, and let Dongmu Gong He left on his own without saying much else.
"Chang Geng..."
The young man in white murmured, took a piece of gold-patterned cloth, wrote these two words on it, and wrote on the side A few other words.
Humans, witches, dragons, Taiqing...
"My beloved, I am getting more and more confused. Who am I?"
< p>The young man in white murmured, waving his palm on the cloth, and the writing on it disappeared.Then he stood up and finished his duties at Lingxiao Palace. He did not need guards or maids, he was alone, stepping on a golden cloud, walking on the dedicated cloud road, towards the sea of clouds in the sky. Go to a fairy island among them.
That is the Tiangong Yaochi, which is different from the Kunlun Mountain Yaochi;
The former is a divine palace protected by the power of heaven, while the latter is similar to a vacation place.
But after only a moment, the young man in white flew out with a look of helplessness on his face...
Junior sister went into seclusion again, just leaving an avatar outside, so he couldn’t follow her. The incarnation of Junior Sister talks too much.
Do you really think that he, the Jade Emperor, is boring?
Are you kidding? He Haotian is the 'Golden Tower, the Supreme, the Natural, the Miraculous, the Miruo, the True Jade Emperor'. Even if it is boring, it must be the highest level of boredom. How can the word 'very' be used? Reflecting his state of mind at this time...
He is extremely bored!
After returning to his Jade Emperor's Palace, the Jade Emperor in white closed the door of the palace and letSeveral heavenly generals were guarding the outside. If any gods from the heaven asked to see them or there was any disturbance in the heaven, they would immediately knock the gold coins outside the palace.
So, the Jade Emperor in white returned to his palace, sat on the soft couch made of gold and jade, and waited quietly for something to happen.
A few days later, there was no wind blowing in the heaven, and no grass moved at all...
"Alas," the Jade Emperor shook his head gently, lay down on his side, and seemed to fall asleep.
At the same time, in a corner of the heaven, a young general opened his eyes in his mansion, with a slight smile on his lips, and said secretly in his heart:
"Left and right. If you have nothing to do, why don’t you go find Chang Geng Aiqing for a stroll in the mortal world? He happens to know about my incarnation.”
Then the young general stood up, grabbed his silver spear, and wore a silver suit. After thinking about it for a moment, he put on his gleaming battle armor, put on another robe, and drove out of the mansion in the clouds, heading towards Nantianmen.
Along the way, some patrolling heavenly soldiers saw him, and they all bowed their heads in salute and called him 'general';
When they arrived at Nantian Gate, the heavenly generals guarding this place would become familiar with him. Shouted:
"Brother Hua, are you going out?"
"Well, I'm going out to do some personal things."
The Jade Emperor's incarnation agreed, When they were about to rush out, the expressions of those generals changed and they quickly moved forward to stop them.
"Brother Hua, Brother Hua! Do you have a jade plate for traveling?
Don't make it difficult for brothers. The authorities have been checking very hard recently. It's not okay for God to go out privately without his life. "
"That's right, Brother Hua, please be considerate of the brothers."
"I didn't know it was the one who had reported this kind of thing several times. This brother was demoted for this!"
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor suddenly smiled, nodded slightly, and took out a token.
"I almost forgot, I already got the travel order from Tongming Hall."
At the moment, several generals verified the authenticity of the token and quickly apologized. Let him out of Nantianmen.
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor nodded secretly. These generals are expected to fulfill their duties, and they will add some salary later...
Well, the one who spoke out just now can find an excuse later. , just deduct hundreds of years of merit from him.
——His incarnation is meant for this purpose.
Leaving Nantianmen, we took the road to the Nanhai Beach.
The smile on the corner of His Majesty's mouth became more relaxed and comfortable, and his whole person felt much happier.
The realm he will incarnate is disguised as the peak of the Celestial Realm. He is not a master in the ancient world, but he will not be harassed by a few random fish.
Not long after, he had arrived above Anshui City.
He originally wanted to fly directly to the Tanah Lot Temple, but seeing the bustling streets of Anshui City, His Majesty restrained his aura, hid his whereabouts, and landed in a corner of the city;
A moment later, the Jade Emperor's incarnation walked out of an alley. His handsome appearance, tall and straight figure, and the long clothes exuding a faint fairy light were immediately inhaling.Attracting the attention of many mortals...
He walked down the street with a smile on his face.
Listen to the shouts of the mortal vendors around you, feel the turbid air here, and with a twitch of your ears, you hear a woman scolding her husband on the street corner, and for a moment, you feel a little empathy. ...
Well, the human world is quite interesting.
After walking for most of the street, the Jade Emperor arrived at the most famous building complex in Anshui City - the Poseidon Temple.
He visited the two rows of stalls in front of the temple and did not buy incense. Instead, he bought a folding fan. He shook it gently in his hand and stepped into the Tanah Lot Temple with great interest.
However, after taking just a few steps, two tall and strong men appeared in front of them.
Witch man?
This size and momentum are considered majestic. If he were stronger, it would be good to go to heaven as a guard of honor.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "You two, what's wrong?"
"This friend, you are polite!"
The two Poseidon envoys clasped their fists He saluted, his muscles almost bursting through his silk shirt.
The envoy on the left said: "The rules in the temple are that before entering, you must first buy incense. If you don't want to buy it, there are incense on the right side and you can take it as you like without paying any money.
But if you come here empty-handed, Poseidon may not like it."
"Oh?"
The Jade Emperor nodded secretly, but the incarnation of the occupational patient was confused and continued to ask. He said, "If I barge in without taking the incense, what will you do?"
The two divine envoys looked at each other and looked at each other, completing eye contact.
‘Could it be that the village chief arranged to come here to take the test for us? ’
‘It should be, let’s arrange it! '
"Hey!"
A divine envoy suddenly raised the tune door and shouted, shocking the Jade Emperor's incarnation and almost making a move, leaving the pilgrims in the Tanah Lot Temple in high spirits. A shock.
The reason for the incarnation of the Jade Emperor was unclear. He was surrounded by a group of excited pilgrims, including men, women, old and young. They were in front of the gate of Tanah Lot Temple, blocking the road instantly.
Not only outside, but also a large number of men, women, old and young gathered inside, looking at the two divine envoys expectantly.
"Is that coming?"
"I'm really looking forward to it. I haven't heard the messenger speak for two days!"
Besides, there is Several temple ministers came in a hurry with harps, small drums, and small drums, and another person shouted:
"Look at the treasure!"
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor was attentive, ready to take action at any time, and saw another The so-called magic weapon was actually a few pieces of bamboo, which were thrown up and fell into the hands of the two gods in front of them.
When the bamboo boards were struck like this, the music on the side echoed, and there was a burst of applause and cheers from the surroundings.
"Stand here, fellow fellow, don't panic if you just say nonsense!
Poseidon doesn't just call you casually, the gods protect us fellow fellow!
There is someone in the sky tomorrowEmperor, Poseidon will belong to his military tent.
The Emperor of Heaven decreed to protect the mortal world, and the God of the Sea went into the sea to get rid of demons.
In the west, the Wave Dragon was killed, and in the south, the Sea Python was killed;
In addition to three baskets of shrimps in the north, the King Carp was cleared in the east.
The Carp King, the true Demon King, can beat up the Dragon King with one blow!
..."
Amidst the rhythmic percussion, a piece of "Poseidon Persuasion" came out in the mouths of the two divine envoys.
The two speak clearly, cooperate tacitly, and coordinate skillfully...
This is already a very mature performance form in the Poseidon Religion
And His Majesty the Jade Emperor's. The incarnation, from the confusion at the beginning, to the bewilderment later, to the laughter, the strong smile, and the squinting smile...
Even the incarnation of the Jade Emperor even had a white-haired man The pale, kind-faced old man arrived at the outskirts of the crowd without even noticing...
Li Changshou really came running this time.
He was sketching the underworld in his underground secret room. Having a rough idea of the blueprint, he suddenly made some calculations with his fingers.
It didn't matter. He immediately realized that there was a 'distinguished guest' arriving first.
It was in this main temple that I happened to see the incarnation of the Jade Emperor, who was stopped by his two divine envoys, who asked the Jade Emperor to bring incense to worship him, the God of the Sea.
This...
< p>How many lives do you have to do this?But to his surprise, the Jade Emperor didn't seem angry. After a moment of confusion, he watched the Poseidon Sect's art performance with great interest. .
Li Changshou was secretly glad.
Fortunately, he had updated the content of these "missionary songs" more than ten years ago, and added the sentence "The God of the Sea came to earth under the will of the Emperor of Heaven." .
It really came into use today.
As soon as the song was finished, the surrounding area was filled with water, but Li Changshou hid outside the crowd and took advantage of this gap. Chuansheng said something to the two divine envoys.
The latter was shocked and immediately shouted: "That's all for today!" Everyone, please disperse first! ”
“Please come in, this gentleman. We will make an exception this time. You can come in without taking any incense!” ”
“Oh? "The incarnation of the Jade Emperor frowned slightly and said calmly, "Rules are rules. Without rules, it is difficult to make a circle. How can it be easily broken?
I, Hua Ritian, have decided on this fragrance today. ”
The incarnation of Li Changshou, who was hiding outside the crowd, felt his legs soften when he heard this and almost sat on the ground.
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( PS: Thank you to the new leader 'Qingfeng Xiaoling' for your strong support)