As the saying goes, how can one walk on the beach without making a mistake?
Li Changshou did not expect that as soon as he said goodbye to Fairy Yunxiao, his back legs would be tied up by Bixiao and Qiongxiao and brought back to the desert island where he had previously hidden...
On the edge of the desert island, a swimming fish flicked its tail, mixed in with the fish, and swam slowly toward the distance.
On the island, two clicks were heard, and the bright golden scissors dangled in front of the bound 'girl'. The Taoist laughed bitterly, ignited the flames on his own, and then A wisp of green smoke flew out of the flames, condensing into the figure of Li Changshou.
As soon as he appeared, he was tied up by the shining golden spirit treasure rope.
Looking at the two Taoist seniors and interception masters on the left and right, Li Changshou was really confused.
These two cheaters...
Ahem, what are these two lovely fairies doing?
Qiong Xiao, who was dressed in a skirt, narrowed her eyes and chuckled, pinching her smooth chin with her slender fingers, as if she was planning how to torment Li Changshou.
Wearing a light blue skirt, Bixiao squatted next to Li Changshou's spontaneously combusted paper Taoist figure, looking at the handful of ashes left, her eyes full of surprise...
There are so many paper figures inside paper figures.
She has seen this scene before!
Qiong Xiao raised his hand to arrange several layers of barrier formations. Li Changshou stood quietly on the beach, waiting quietly for the two bosses to speak.
"You... hmm!"
Qiong Xiao cleared her throat, walked up to Li Changshou with her hands behind her back, and circled him twice.
"Poseidon, Li Changshou, a disciple of the human religion, an important minister of heaven...right?"
Li Changshou nodded slowly and said with a warm smile: "Senior, do you have any advice? "
Qiong Xiao raised her head and said calmly: "I didn't invite you here today to embarrass you."
Li Changshou:...
Isn't it embarrassing to have him tied up directly?
If I read it correctly, this rope should be an acquired spiritual treasure, right? Still very good!
"I will ask you dozens of simple questions. If you answer truthfully, I will let you go and give you a few treasures as a congratulatory gift for your cultivation of the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit."
Qiong Xiao snorted, stretched out her little hand to the side, and Bi Xiao immediately threw a light green orb over.
Qiong Xiao added: "This is the jewel of truth, it can tell the truth of your words.
If you dare to tell lies, be careful of my ruthless golden dragon!"
p>
Li Changshou:...
Sister, you are so deliberately fierce, you almost have 'this orb is meant to scare people' written all over your face.
Normal logic, if there really is this kind of orb, shouldn't it be put in your sleeve and used secretly to judge the authenticity of your words?
It’s okay to say it directly like this...
Li Changshou chuckled and said, "Senior, feel free to ask questions."
"Are you a man?"
"Yes."
"You have been practicing Taoism for less than five hundred years?"
"Yes."
"Senior Brother Xuandu Order you to take down my sister?”
“Nonsense”
Just as Qiong Xiao was about to continue asking, Li Changshou frowned and stared at her, and said first:
"Senior, this kind of joke is a bit too much.
If this spreads out, the reputation of this junior will not matter, but what is the reputation of Senior Yunxiao?
No one knows in the prehistoric times. Among the three fairies of Jie Jiao, Fairy Yunxiao is pure and pure, Fairy Qiongxiao is smart and graceful, and Fairy Bixiao is sharp and witty. Such words should never be spoken."
Qiongxiao blinked lightly and snorted. He said: "No matter what you say, you can't confuse this senior's Taoist heart!"
Even so, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised unconsciously.
Besides Bi Xiao also stood over, and Qiong Xiao was on the left and right. The two sisters folded their arms and started a new round of questioning.
Li Changshou had no guilt in his heart, and every time he answered without thinking, the 'Truth Orb' was just like a decoration, nothing out of the ordinary.
Not long after, Li Changshou also figured out why these two fairies tied him up.
——I am worried that I have deliberately approached Fairy Yunxiao, and I am afraid that this is a plot by the human religion. I feel that my eldest sister has lived in seclusion for a long time, is not interested in worldly affairs, and is too simple, so she is plotting.
The starting point is actually a good one, it’s this method...
Okay, very Sanxiao.
Li Changshou felt helpless to complain about this. From his perspective as an outsider, Fairy Yunxiao was hundreds of times more stable than the two sisters combined.
But now that Fairy Qiongbi has come to visit, Li Changshou just took the opportunity to make a plan and asked these two to help him keep the secret of heel.
During the Q&A, Li Changshou gave full play to the art of language and took the initiative in the Q&A without leaving any trace. He complimented on the surface and guided in secret. In just a moment, Qiongxiao and Bixiao groaned and asked. No questions asked.
Qiong Xiao frowned slightly: "So, we misunderstood you?"
"This is because the junior accidentally caused the senior to misunderstand," Li Changshou sighed, "Senior, can you untie me for this junior?"
"Untie me?"
Qiong Xiao raised her eyebrows and held up the orb in her hand, "Poseidon, Poseidon, let me You are very clever, but you still fell into my scheme.
Don’t you think that this orb was just to scare you?”
Li Changshou groaned, “Isn’t it?”
"Humph!"
Qiong Xiao twisted her fingers lightly, and a bright white light appeared on the orb, but a conversation sound came from inside.
That was Qiong Xiao’s twenty-fourth question, ‘Do you have any objections to my sister? ’
Li Changshou answered decisively, ‘No’.
The orb trembled slightly, and the light suddenly became a little brighter.
"You lied," Qiong Xiao smiled proudly, "Am I the winner this time? I have said it before, if you lie even half a word, then..."
Yan said , Qiong Xiao took out the golden dragon scissors and dangled them in front of Li Changshou, making a clicking sound.
"This..."
Li Changshou did not panic, and just said: "How else can this junior answer? Is it possible that he has bad thoughts about senior Yun Xiao?
The junior dared to ask the senior, if the senior was a man, would he have such thoughts? "
"Huh?" Li Changshou was also caught off guard.
Bixiao and Qiongxiao shook their heads.
Qiong Xiao smiled and sighed: "My sister looks gentle, but she is actually very nagging, and she cares about everything for us, and she is afraid of this and that."
"That's right," Bixiao added next to her, "Sister is so fierce when she is here! You can't see how frightened our eldest brother is!"
"And my sister has been in seclusion all year round, which is very boring."
“After we come out of seclusion, we will be tested on the principles of spiritual practice. If we fail to answer the questions, we will be banned from going out for tens of thousands of years!”
“My sister is drunk. I also love to dance, and my dancing skills... Eh, it’s hard to say.”
Why is it that...
The ‘torture conference’ becomes a ‘complaint session’?
Li Changshou coughed and said: "Two seniors, it's better... to keep these words in your heart as much as possible. Senior Yunxiao is also worried about you."
The corner of Qiongxiao's mouth He put away the golden scissors, took two steps with his hands behind his back, and said: "To tell you the truth, we brought you here today not for anything else, but to test your feelings. .
As for you, you can barely make do with it, and you are also a disciple of the human sect that the great uncle respects, but unfortunately you are not a disciple of the saint."
Bixiao continued:
"But, Laojun taught you the way of alchemy, and Brother Xuandu protects you. This is pretty good. You can pass the test!
Why are you going to that court? It’s a little frustrating to be someone else’s minister.”
Qiong Xiao added, “Moreover, I just asked you forty-nine questions, and you were somewhat duplicitous in the twenty-third question, but the others were not. Answer truthfully.
For me, you barely passed the test.
Your problem now is that your cultivation is too weak!”
Bixiao. Looking at Li Changshou, he shook his head and said, "Well, I don't ask you to step into the Holy Realm with half a foot. At least you should cultivate Daluo as soon as possible."
"At least there should be a few powerful treasures. , Only in this way can we protect our sister..."
"The betrothal gift cannot be missing..."
"Senior, two seniors!"
Li Changshou! He was really a little confused and said hurriedly: "Junior, I would like to ask, the two seniors must have been out of Sanxian Island for a while."
"Not bad."
"Senior Yunxiao told you two to stay on the island and stop walking around?"
Qiong Xiao and Bixiao looked at each other, suddenly thought of something, and their expressions changed.
At this moment, wisps of clouds and mist came from all directions, wrapping up their legs and feet without giving Qiong Xiao and Bixiao any chance to react.
"Sister..."
Qiong Xiao's face turned a little pale, and Bi Xiao had pinched her earlobe skillfully, her eyes full of panic.
The dragon-binding rope wrapped around Li Changshou quietly turned into golden light and dissipated. He immediately bowed to Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao and said:
"Three seniors , I will take my leave now."
After saying that, wisps of flames ignited all over the body, swallowing it completely in a moment, and turned into flying stars in the wide-open eyes of Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao. Ash, blown away by the wind.
Incarnation? !
And Qiong Xiao heard another voice from Li Changshou...
"This time, I am afraid that this junior won by luck.
Senior Yunxiao has a bad ear. Ruan, you know this better than the junior.
Senior, please don’t worry. The junior only respects Senior Yunxiao and has no extraordinary thoughts.
Take care.” p>
Li Changshou's words quickly dissipated, and Yunxiao's figure appeared in Qiongxiao's sight...
This fairy, who is usually as gentle as water, now has a cold and pretty face .
"Kneel down!"
......
Almost at the same time as Yunxiao appeared;
A swimming fish appeared on the beach of the East China Sea. He appeared quietly in the water, transformed into the figure of a middle-aged strong man, and landed on Nanfangbuzhou on a deserted beach.
As soon as he stepped forward, his figure swept away a wisp of smoke and disappeared in an instant.
This is exactly:
The devil is three feet high, and the Tao is three and a half feet high.
Although I really want to see the domestic violence scene on Sanxian Island next time, I can’t stay there for long, lest I get burned...
According to Li Changshou’s estimate, there will be at least several thousand people there next. In the new year, there should be no need to worry about these three big guys who know their whereabouts walking around in the wilderness.
Li Changshou felt a little more at ease in his heart, and the next thing he had to do was to go back and hide in the Immortal Sect.
By the way, Li Changshou turned a corner and went to the mortal city where his paper Taoist was, and saw the girl practicing sword practice in the backyard of the general's mansion.
Twelve years passed by and she was already in her prime;
Therefore, after Qian Jiang Lin'er came out of seclusion, she brought Jiujiu here once and planted fairy seeds for her. She also made a contract with her parents to cultivate immortality. In one or two years, she will be officially taken to the immortal sect.
It was still Jiang Lin'er who accepted him as a young disciple.
Really? Junior uncle.
Li Changshou didn’t need to worry about this. He just used the paper Taoist priests to protect her according to Xiao Qiongfeng’s per capita treatment.
Looking at this girl’s qualifications, she is considered to be above average, watch herAfter learning every move of martial arts and swordsmanship, I felt that her understanding must be pretty good.
However, Master didn’t know how he would feel when facing this ‘little junior sister’ who was very similar to Uncle Wan Jiangyu.
It’s time for Master to know what happened to Uncle Wanjiang Yu back then...
Li Changshou turned around and left the big city here, used Earth Escape, and quickly headed towards the place he was most familiar with. That path goes.
In the blink of an eye, we have passed the Qianzhong Mountain, and the red dust of the world is thrown into the clouds.
After entering the Golden Immortal Realm, Li Changshou's escape technique made a huge leap, and in just two hours, he had reached the gate of Duxian Gate.
——This still has big reservations.
Going back to the mountain is also simple. Li Changshou used paper as a Taoist to go out, and his body returned to the mountain gate without any flaws.
He first went to Potian Peak for a walk, knelt in front of the saint's portrait, and worshiped quietly...for a long time...
When night fell, Li Changshou returned to his hometown. On Qiong Peak, I said hello to Ling'e and Xiong Lingli, and then returned to the alchemy room.
Previously in the Hunyuan Golden Fight, he only accepted all his insights but did not fully digest them; it will take at least several decades of seclusion to fully consolidate his current state.
After Li Changshou entered the Golden Fairyland, Xiao Qiongfeng’s wandering plan has been greatly advanced.
Before he became a Golden Immortal, Li Changshou’s thoughts only focused on formations and restrictions;
Now that he has obtained the Taoist Fruit of Immortality, his cultivation level is not low, and he can start with magical powers. , in conjunction with the fallen formation base, use Xiao Qiongfeng as a large magic weapon to slowly refine it!
Li Changshou has also planned the first destination of the ‘Xiao Qiongfeng Wandering Plan’.
The backyard of Tushita Palace!
Of course I don’t dare to think too much about that...
The land near Tushita Palace, where beans are grown, is the perfect place to settle.
However, this requires that your foundation in heaven be more solid, and you can only request orders from His Majesty the Jade Emperor after you have accomplished great achievements.
Actually, there is one more thing - Old Taoist Qi Yuan is still thinking about when he will go to heaven to work as a minor official and help his two apprentices pave the way to heaven in the future.
Li Changgeng thought carefully and decided to let Master continue on this road, otherwise Master will really have nothing to pursue...
From now on, Poseidon Li Changgeng will be Poseidon Li Changgeng. It has nothing to do with Li Changshou and his junior sister Ling'e going to heaven to work as minor officials.
This can also provide an extra layer of... cover...
Wait!
Li Changgeng? !
A small flash of lightning suddenly flashed in Li Changshou's heart, because after the Golden Immortal Tribulation, a piece of information suddenly appeared in his past life memory that had become much clearer.
He calculated with his fingers, thought left and right, and finally couldn't help but stand up and walk back and forth in the underground secret room.
I’m on top!
What has he done before!
The thin old immortal dressed in white, with gray hair and holding a fly whisk, is the think tank of the Jade Emperor and carries a layer of wisdom within himself.Mysterious halo...
Isn't this the Jade Emperor's messenger in the catastrophe of Journey to the West? He shouted 'Great Sage, Great Sage', deceiving Sun Wukong to go to heaven to be a butcher, and also 'Go and invite Tathagata Buddha' The old errand boy in...
Taibai Jinxing! ?
Taibai Venus Li Changgeng! ?
Li Changshou's feet softened and he sat down in the armchair with a thud. He couldn't help but scratch his head and head, thinking that he might appear in the story after becoming a god, and grinned again;
But then he thought about it. When I thought about it, maybe it was just a coincidence, and the cause and effect of Taibai Venus was too big...
What is this?
Did you dig a big hole for yourself and jump into it?
People teach you to use bad language.
......
"Hiccup!"
Somewhere in the forest on the border of Beiju Luzhou, several figures were sitting in the forest, drinking heavily. They eat meat in large quantities, and everyone has a bloody mouth.
Among these figures, there was a middle-aged man with an elegant temperament. He had a pile of bark in front of him, eating with gusto, and even couldn't help but burp.
No way, since I have been eating tree bark for three years, I can’t let go of this bite.
"Master Leopard, you should also try the good wine and meat brought by our brothers!"
"Hehehe," the Leopard Demon, who had just transformed, smiled proudly, "No, I will be quite satisfied after eating this, and my heart will be at peace.
Everyone, hurry up and eat. We can't delay the work that the king has given us."
"Don't worry, Mr. Bao, as long as you Don't say anything like this, it will definitely happen this time, we will be fine!"
The corners of the Black Panther Demon's mouth twitched, and he still didn't believe this evil.
He thought:
‘This time I will definitely succeed, expand the territory for the rhinoceros king, and occupy the top of the mountain! '
So, half a month later...
"Prehistoric Express": At the junction of Beiju Luzhou and Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was an old rhinoceros demon in the fairyland who was killed by three demon clans The forces joined forces to annihilate them, and the territory was divided up.
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