"Are you the God of Poseidon?"
Ren Deng Taoist priest came with the boy on a cloud. As soon as he arrived above the backyard of Poseidon Temple, he said with a cold expression.
Li Changshou nodded slightly, shook his fly whisk at Taoist Ran Deng, and said calmly: "I have been appointed by the Heavenly Court and canonized by the Jade Emperor to patrol the four seas and take charge of maritime affairs. Naturally, I am the God of the Sea."
Randeng Taoist had a stern look in his eyes and said: "What a man who has been canonized by the Jade Emperor and decreed by Heaven. No wonder he is so arrogant and does not even take my teachings seriously!"
Li Changshou! As soon as Ran Deng opened his mouth, he knew that the other party was an old creature.
Just two short sentences, directly raising the issue to the level of a major religion, and upgrading 'disobeying his orders' to 'contempt teaching'...
Okay Li Changshou was already prepared and alert, and immediately jumped out of the opponent's words.
Li Changshou flicked the fly whisk again, frowned and said: "Fellow Taoists are coming fiercely. When they come to our Poseidon Sect, they just say 'You are Poseidon', and directly blame the poor Taoist for not respecting the teachings.
How to talk about this?
Have you ever reported your family background? Can you let me know how disrespectful I am?”
Ran The boy kneeling next to the lamp immediately shouted loudly: "Open your eyes and look, this is my master!"
Li Changshou frowned and cursed: "You are an unknown boy!< /p>
I came to my sea temple to act arrogantly and cause trouble!
I was so bold that I was ordered to go out by the respected deputy leader of the Chan Cult!
Hmph, you clearly came here to lure me out with the intention of killing me!
Why, you were chased away by me, but you still didn’t want to give in, and you dragged me back from nowhere! The demon pretends to be Senior Chanjiao Randeng and comes in person!
Do you think I will believe it?”
The boy stared, “You!”
Just as Taoist Ran Deng was about to speak, Li Changshou pointed at the boy and continued to curse, opening his mouth like a barrage of cannons!
"That's it? You still want to pretend to be the immortal, noble, and amiable deputy leader of Randen?
Did you know that the deputy leader of Randen is from ancient times? He was born before the Heavenly Dao was complete, and now there are only a handful of people in our Taoist sect who can compare with the deputy leader Ran Deng!
Look, you are looking for it! This old man is the same as you!
He seems to be loyal, but he is treacherous, shameless, disrespectful, sanctimonious, and a traitor at best.
You can’t even imitate the charm of Yuqing Dao, and you still dare to pretend to be the deputy leader of the Chan Sect!
Haha, how ridiculous!”
Ah! , so happy...
Li Changshou's scolding directly caught some loopholes in the logic of the other party's words.
I scolded him so much——
Randeng Taoist’s face was as gloomy as water, and his childlike faceTurning red and speechless;
Master Huanglong couldn't laugh or cry for a while. Uncle Zhao couldn't hold back his laughter until he pinched his thighs, and the man in the backyard of Tushita Palace fell over with laughter.
One thing to say is that Li Changshou has never met Taoist Ran Deng. They have met before, but it was last time that Ran Deng deceived Master Huang Long. Master Huang Long came to ask him if he was plotting against the Dragon Clan...
At this time, it was first determined that this boy was causing trouble, and he used the words "Ren Deng Taoist is an expert outside the world, it is impossible to do this", openly praised and secretly criticized him, and threw out a few traps to see if the other party would take the bait, and then Also explore the bottom of the burning lamp.
It can be said that you kill several birds with one stone.
As for whether Ran Deng Taoist will take action in anger...
This is the situation Li Changshou wants to see the most, and he ensures that his paper Taoist can be the first to boast.
Masters compete with each other in just one thought! < /p>
Li Changshou sneered and sighed secretly in his heart.
As expected, it is difficult to deal with. Taoist Ran Deng is also very thick-skinned, and it is not possible to force him to take action by just scolding him.
Li Changshou became even more vigilant.
Randeng spoke again, his voice a bit cold, "I have been practicing for so many years, and this is the first time I have been insulted like this.
Don't you miss me? Know Pindao, Pindao will not blame you.
Poseidon, please listen, Pindao is the deputy leader of Yuxu Palace, Ran Deng!"
"Oh?" Changshou nodded and asked as usual: "What's the proof?"
"Proof!"
Ren Deng Taoist priest almost burst into flames, but at this time he held back, The bronze lamp on the shoulder bloomed with bright light, dyeing the sky of Anshui City into the color of the rainbow.
Randeng said: "How?"
Li Changshou frowned, with a little panic in his eyes, and asked: "Could it be that fellow Taoist is really the guest in Yuxu Palace, the old man in Yuanjue Cave?" Immortal?"
"Humph," Ran Deng sneered, "could it be that my glass cup is still..."
"I don't believe it," Li Changshou shook his head, "the ancient magic weapon. There are too many to count, and it’s normal to have a few similar ones."
Randeng scolded: "Don't be so messy!"
"Is it true that you have a guilty conscience?" Li Changshou laughed. Said, "Actually, if you ask me, my fellow Taoist is not at a low level. Why do you have to pretend to be someone else and walk in the wilderness?
If Senior Ran Deng knew about this, wouldn't he take action against his fellow Taoist?"
"The poor guy is just Ran Deng!"
"Really? I don't believe it."
"You!" Ran Deng's eyes widened. At that moment, I really wanted to throw a glass lamp at him, but I knew that if I did, I would be falling into this thief's plan.
Ren Deng Taoist took out several treasures at once, including a string of rosary beads, a golden pagoda, and a lotus futon.
“You can be trusted!”
Li Changshou shook his head, "Nowadays, when walking in the wilderness, is the cost of pretending to be a well-known master so high? These magic weapons have actually been imitated.
But then again , I have never met Senior Ran Deng, and I have no idea what magic weapon he has.
Fellow Taoist, if you are really that Master Ran Deng, why not ask Heaven as a witness and make a Taoist oath to self-examine. ”
“Why don’t I dare to stand up?”
At this moment, Ran Deng swears to the way of heaven and proves to himself that I am the way of heaven;
The way of heaven. The power came, but nothing happened.
When Li Changshou saw this, his expression suddenly changed, and he stepped back a few steps in the air. His forehead was sweating, his hands were trembling, and he made a deep bow:
"Oops!
Many disciples of the Human Sect are so offended. I didn't know that the senior is really the deputy leader of the Chan Sect, Senior Ran Deng! Disrespectful and disrespectful!"
Although Li Changshou was so horrified ', and hearing Li Changshou's words of apology, Ran Deng was not at all happy.
On the contrary, there is a kind of...
The other party only respects the deputy leader of Chanjiao, not the Randen Taoist. If he does not have this title, he is nothing... feel.
This made Ran Deng feel even more depressed. He was filled with anger in his heart, but he couldn't curse or hit him. He could only turn his head and glare at the Taoist boy.
Taotong's whole body went limp, he collapsed on the cloud, and his breathing stopped.
"Senior, forgive me, forgive me. This is the first time for this junior to see the true face of senior. I really don’t recognize the true hero.
Hurry, senior, please come in!"
p>Li Changshou didn’t wait for Taoist Ran Deng’s reply and fell down first;
Randeng frowned and realized at this time that he was being led by the sea god everywhere. , for a moment I couldn't find the place to attack, so I could only follow the clouds as they fell.
If he left like this today, there would be no need for his shamelessness.
However, as soon as he stepped into the back hall of the Temple of the Sea, Ran Deng felt something strange, and turned his gaze to the corner where Zhao Gongming and Huang Long were sitting.
Li Changshou:...
Uncle Zhao’s hiding skills were obviously not enough, but he was directly exposed?
At this moment, a ray of Taoist rhyme appeared, and in the four corners of the room beam and the back hall, there were faint shadows of Yin and Yang Pisces chasing each other.
The power of Tai Chi Tu?
Randeng Taoist's expression changed, and he looked at Li Changshou with even more fear.
No wonder this person has been able to deal with the West for so long. It is indeed the Taiqing Sage who is suppressing the West!
The anger in Ran Deng's heart has subsided by three points, and he smiled slightly at Li Changshou. When he saw Li Changshou raising his hand to greet him, he only asked him to sit on the left as a guest, which made him even more dissatisfied. .
At this moment, the guests and hosts took their seats. Li Changshou first served the tea with his own hands, and then sat back to his seat.
This is the [courtesy of younger generations], which is quite different from the [courtesy of disciples].
Li Changshou spoke first, pointed at the Taoist boy and said with a smile:
"Is he really the Taoist boy of my predecessor?"
"Yes," Ran Deng Nod slowly.
"He is really smart, cute and polite," Li Changshou suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, saying this without any objection, "When he came to my place before, I knew he was our son as soon as I saw him. "
Ren Deng Taoist forced out an ugly smile, "In that case, Pindao asked Tong'er to invite you to Yuxu Palace. Why did Poseidon scold me, Tong'er? "< /p>
"Senior, I'm afraid you may have misunderstood something," Li Changshou took out a photo ball from his sleeve and handed it over with his immortal power, inadvertently revealing his own immortal power.
Li Changshou said: "Senior, please see, the whole story is in it."
Randeng Taoist hesitated slightly and did not crush the photo ball directly, but closed his eyes. Explore the message inside.
In fact, from when Ran Deng appeared to this moment, every time he made a decision, several options would appear in Li Changshou's heart. When Ran Deng made the decision, Li Changshou already had How to deal with it, and in the bottom of my heart, there are options for the deputy leader Randen.
In short, Li Changshou took the initiative in speaking, and if he wanted to stand up, he could only push him down completely, or slap him to death with a slap in the face.
What a pity...
Tai Chi Tu warning.
But Ran Deng is not an easy person to deal with. There are hidden tricks and traps in his words.
After a while, the two of them only spoke a dozen or so words, but it was as if they had exchanged blows for thousands of rounds. Every word had a profound meaning, and the laughter contained murderous and heart-wrenching words!
Zhao Gongming and Huang Long, who were in the corner, also frowned when they heard this.
Master Huanglong was a little better, and he could probably appreciate the intensity of the verbal confrontation between Li Changshou and Taoist Ran Deng.
Look at Uncle Zhao's face with the beautiful beard...
It clearly says "What the hell", "What are you talking about", "Then how to fix it", [You can't just roll up your sleeves and express your gratitude to Bao Yuntian] and so on...
Not long after, Li Changshou and Ran Deng had "revealed the past" and began to discuss the matter of the Dragon Clan.
Li Changshou said first: "Senior said that he came here because of the dragon clan's affairs. Could it be that there is a senior in the dragon clan... some relative?"
Randeng Taoist said calmly: "Of course No, Pindao came for the West."
"Oh, it turns out that the senior has relatives in the West."
"The word "relatives" is really inappropriate," Ran Deng. The Taoist said calmly, "I just made a lot of friends and owed some favors. Now I'll take advantage of this to pay it back."
Fellow Taoist, can you please consider the matter of the Dragon Clan for the sake of my teaching? Go ahead and give some benefits to the West?"
Li Changshou blinked and said with a smile: "Senior, before I answer this question, I have a question for you."
"But. It doesn’t matter.”
“Senior is here.At the end of the day, is it based on one's own position, to repay the favor of a senior master of the Western Sect, to come to the junior to discuss the matter, or is it to order the junior to give benefits to the Western Sect as the deputy leader of the Sect? "
Randeng Taoist frowned, but did not answer directly. He just said: "Do you mean that fellow Taoist refuses to agree?" "
"The junior has not answered yet. It depends on the senior's intention before I can give the senior an answer.
Li Changshou smiled and said: "The junior is a disciple of the Taoist sect. If the senior gives an order as the deputy leader of the teaching, the junior will naturally accept it."
But the seniors and juniors really don’t know how to make concessions to Western teachings.
The junior has good relations with the Dragon Clan. This Poseidon Sect was built by the Dragon Clan with the help of the Dragon Clan. The junior couldn’t bear the Dragon Clan being plotted before, so he secretly helped many times, just to return a favor.
The younger generation is also the god of the seas and seas canonized by His Majesty the Jade Emperor. He could not just watch the destruction of the world, so he stopped the West from killing the dragons several times.
If the senior, as a Taoist master from Yuanjue Cave in Lingjiu Mountain, approaches the junior to discuss this matter, then the junior should really remind the senior -
The Dragon Clan is an ancient remnant, if Submission to the Heavenly Court is of great benefit to the Heavenly Court;
The Heavenly Courtyard was established by the three saints of the Taoist sect, and it is also the place where the Taoist ancestors appointed the divine power to control the three realms.
Not to mention anything else, the senior, as the deputy leader of the Chan Sect, helped foreign teachers to damage the Heavenly Court and the interests of the Taoist sect. This is probably a bit unjustifiable.
If you don’t sit upright, how can you walk upright?
The butt determines the height, senior. "
Randeng narrowed his eyes slightly, suddenly smiled at Li Changshou, and sighed: "It's because I didn't think well before, and I offended him a lot. "
After saying that, Taoist Randen stood up directly, a white cloud appeared under his feet, and took the boy with him.
Taoist Randen smiled and said: "Today I will talk to Taoist. We had a great time chatting with each other and benefited greatly. Let’s talk about it another day. ”
“I’ll send it to senior. "
"No need. "
Li Changshou:...
He ran pretty fast.
This Taoist monk Ran Deng himself is extremely difficult to deal with;
He touched the edge of the word "apostasy", and Ran Deng immediately apologized and resigned. Although it showed that there was something wrong in his heart, he couldn't find any clue.
Could it be that Ran Deng turned to Chan Cult. , was this a conspiracy many years ago?
Is Taoist Ran Deng a pawn from the West?
Li Changshou stood at the door of the back hall and thought carefully for a while. After Deng left, he threw out a mouthful of Samadhi True Flame from his palm and burned the chair where Deng Deng had been sitting.
He then threw a fly whisk towards the ground where Deng Deng had just stood to burn the chair hidden underground. A wisp of breath dissipated directly.
Then, the Tai Chi diagram on the beam slowly appeared, and a trace of Taoist rhyme circulated everywhere, seeming to help Li Changshou check if there was anything wrong.
< p>After Tai Chi Tu retired, Li Changshou said:"Brother, Master Huang, you can come out now."
The water in the corner swayed, and Master Huang Long with a complicated expression slowly appeared, but Zhao Gongming was nowhere to be seen.
Li Changshou blinked and hurriedly asked: "Where is Senior Gongming?"
"He... was so angry..."
"I touched it. ?”
“Yes!” Master Huang Long nodded honestly.
Li Changshou couldn't help but groan, and raised his hand to rub his eyebrows.