Chapter 286 If you don’t take it, you won’t give me face.

"Hey, be gentle... Fellow Taoist, be gentle."

On the fairy mountain suspended in the corner of Daze, two figures are tiptoeing and sneaking towards the top of the mountain.

The burly man in front has taken off his raincoat. His short shirt and long trousers are quite 'simple', but he exudes majesty inadvertently, which no one dares to look down upon.

This is a big boss with a hint of Hongmeng Purple Qi!

Behind the strong man, Li Changshou’s old immortal leather Taoist man followed slowly and had already prepared the gifts dedicated to Dayu separately.

When Dongmu Gong prepared eight gifts, he naturally prepared eight. No matter how poor the Heavenly Court was at this time, it still needed respect. It was impossible for the Poseidon to bring one gift to pay homage to the eight human sages.

That is, the current situation far exceeded Li Changshou's expectations...

He really wanted to ask Senior Dayu:

Why bother?

Why do you have to drag him to your house to sit there?

Everyone understood this kind of thing tacitly and smiled slightly. The past has passed, so why bother to keep up the courage...

After passing several attics in fear, Li Changshou followed. Emperor Dayu entered several levels of the formation, and when they arrived at a mountaintop garden, they both breathed a sigh of relief.

They looked at each other and laughed heartily twice, pretending that nothing happened just now.

"Please!" Dayu raised his hand to show his domineering attitude as an emperor. With a wave of his hand, he said: "Don't despise this humble and humble house. Today you and I share the same adversity, so we should be close friends!"

Li Changshou:...

Is this, you want to silence yourself?

Li Changshou suddenly laughed bitterly. Even if he jumped out and shouted to people everywhere, no one would believe it, right?

Compared with the gossip of Emperor Dayu, the human Qi practitioners care more about Xuan, Ke, and how to live forever! < /p>

Dayu immediately narrowed his eyes and smiled, and sighed: "Afraid is just afraid, there is no need to be so tactful.

I owe her, and this is what I should do."

"No need to be restrained, there are no rules in this small courtyard."

"Thank you, senior, for your hospitality," Li Changshou cupped his hands and sat on a wooden chair aside, waiting for Dayu The emperor drank tea together.

Being able to establish a good relationship with Emperor Dayu would be of great benefit to Li Changshou.

By the way, Li Changshou began to look at the piles of debris everywhere in the small courtyard.

In the corner, there is a stone tablet leaning against it. Next to the stone tablet is a rusty iron stick and a stone ax next to it.

Li Changshou was not very interested at first and just saw it by chance, butJust because I took one more look at it, I couldn't take my eyes away...

What a rich power of merit!

In fact, any one of them is several times the merit of the incense accumulated at this time!

And it’s pure heavenly merit.

Could it be that this is Emperor Yu’s acquired meritorious treasure, the mountain set he used when controlling floods?

Just throw it into a corner and collect dust?

"Huh?"

Dayu, who had changed into a robe, came from the house, followed Li Changshou's line of sight, and immediately smiled.

Opening his hand to take a shot, the iron rod was in Dayu's hand, and he was carried forward by Dayu.

“Here!” Dayu laughed, “for sealing purposes.

This is the ruler I used to measure the water level back then. It’s not very useful, it can be big or small. It is strong and not easy to be destroyed, and there is a merit in it.

It is also good to put this thing at home to support the beams and tents. ”

Li Changshou: ...

Ding, Dinghai Shenzhen?

What does he do with this thing?

As a majestic god of the sea, I can’t act like this old god and fight with others with a stick, right?

Is it possible that I took this thing myself, extracted the merits from it, refined it, engraved the words "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" on it, and sent it to the Dragon Palace as an ornament for someone? It’s just that it’s not allowed to be used by monkeys that will pop out after tens of thousands of years?

Moreover, 80% of the disasters in Journey to the West were caused by the calculations of saints and the disputes between great religions. He really didn’t dare to touch the Dinghai Shenzhen!

It is true that he is short of treasures now, but he does not want to take every treasure;

Li Changshou will definitely refuse to accept such a great cause and effect thing.

"No way, no way, how can this junior accept such a heavy gift!"

"Hahaha!" Dayu said with a smile, "Don't make fun of me, I'll do it When I went to Huoyun Cave, I left everything I could with my fellow clansmen, and only brought these few treasures with merit.

Now I can be regarded as a successful cultivator, and the merits don’t mean much to me. It has many uses.

Take it!

Why, you still want my mountain ax? It’s my weapon, and you can’t just give it away as a weapon for killing. < /p>

What’s more, these iron rods and mountain-climbing axes were both gifts from Senior Taishang Laojun back then. It is also a fate to give them back to teach disciples today.”

This is a fate. Why isn't the stick a killing treasure?

Where are you looking down on the monkey?

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Senior, this junior is here on behalf of the Jade Emperor, so it is inconvenient to accept the treasure given by senior."

"Hey, there are no human emperors and emperors here. "Minister of the Heavenly Court," Dayu threw the rusty iron rod in front of Li Changshou, "take it if you like it. If you dislike it, don't take it." After saying that, Dayu looked at it with a smile. Written by Li Changshou.

It seems that if we don’t collect the hush money, this matter will never end today...

ButI take this iron rod seriously...

"Senior, can you change it to another one?"

Li Changshou changed his mind and suddenly had a way to deal with it.

When Dayu heard Li Changshou's question, he was really stunned for a moment. He looked down at the iron rod in his hand and wondered: "What else can I say about this thing?"

Li Changshou said: "Senior, you want to give me a gift. I should not refuse it, but it must not be a treasure refined by Laojun.

When the junior went to Tushita Palace to see Laojun, what Laojun gave him was Alchemy, not a treasure.

If Laojun sees this, he will definitely think that this junior is dissatisfied..."

Although this reason is far-fetched, it is still barely satisfactory. .

Dayu thought for a moment and put the iron rod aside, feeling a little confused. < /p>

Li Changshou agreed with a smile, but his heart twitched.

When Emperor Dayu hurried to the main room, Li Changshou also looked at the iron rod at his feet.

I raised my hand to hold the iron rod, but felt that it was quite heavy.

Fortunately, the immortal power in this paper Taoist's body is pure golden immortal power. Before becoming a golden immortal, Li Changshou's paper Taoist would probably have to use all his strength to pick up this thing.

Lifting the iron rod and wiping off some rust, he saw that there were dense measurements carved on it, and Li Changshou had some enlightenment in his heart.

The reason why this stick hasn’t gone to the East China Sea yet is because it hasn’t turned into a Ruyi Golden Cudgel yet.

What a rich power of merit...

It is impossible for Li Changshou to say that he is not greedy.

And he also thought that as long as he took away the object, drained the merits, re-refined it, put it in the East China Sea, and asked the East China Sea Dragon Palace to take care of it, he would actually fulfill the destiny of the object.

However, in line with the principle of not involving cause and effect, Li Changshou gave up such thoughts.

Be careful, it’s better not to take it.

At the moment, Li Changshou stood up and put the iron rod back in the corner.

The ground of the small courtyard is also wrapped in a large formation, otherwise it would not be able to bear the weight of the iron rod.

Li Changshou looked at the rusty mountain-cutting ax and the almost blurred merit monument, and softly admired in his heart:

In the past, he controlled floods and became the emperor of the people, and established the Nine Provinces to determine the outline of the country.

Now I am living in seclusion with my wife, my armor is rusty and my achievements are hidden.

Such a sage of the human race is indeed worthy of praise.

After comparing poems with Taoist Lu Ya before, my poetry power has greatly improved!

"Come, take a look at this thing!"

Dayu shouted with great energy, holding a scroll and slowly opening it, blowing hard, and the dust on it was messy. fly.

“This is the earthly hydrology and river map of Nanzhou. It is different from the innate treasure river map and Luo Shu. It is recorded on it that IThe water veins of the earth drawn during flood control.

The hydrology of many areas is quite complex. Heavenly Court does not know much about Nanfangbu Continent yet, so I will give this to you today, and it may also benefit the common people in the future.

This item only needs a little refinement to be used for body protection. ”

While speaking, Dayu pushed it with both hands, and the scroll slowly unfolded, with waves of aqua-blue brilliance pouring out from it, emitting light ripples of water.

On it There are images of rivers surging, and the sound of roaring water can be heard in your ears!

This is...

The ultimate treasure of acquired merit and virtue!

Li Changshou! Raising his hands, the treasure map was quite spiritual. It rolled up in front of Li Changshou and fell into his hands.

There was something strange about the body in the Duxian Sect in Dongzhou, and Yuanshen felt it. The treasure map conveyed joy, and the three-pointed steel fork, the Runtu Fork, ahem, the Poseidon Divine Power treasure next to the Yuanshen also trembled slightly.

"Thank you, senior, for the treasure! "

Li Changshou bowed to Dayu, and Dayu finally felt relieved.

"Come, drink tea, and rest here for half a day. I'll take you to meet the seniors! ”

So Dayu and Li Changshou sat down to drink tea and chatted about the current situation of the human race.

Li Changshou took out the gift given to Emperor Dayu from Heaven. There is a brocade box with three large flat peaches, a book, two finely crafted phoenix hairpins, and several other objects to hold and play with.

The flat peaches are the source of innate spiritual roots. As a result, the value of this gift is guaranteed.

Seeing that Dayu also loves those few toys, this gift is naturally considered complete.

At this moment, Dayu held the two jade pills in his palms and gently coiled them. Wisps of strange immortal power penetrated into Emperor Dayu's palms, making Dayu's face feel quite comfortable.

“Can you prepare gifts for your seniors? ”

“It’s ready,” Li Changshou agreed with a smile.

Dayu said: “You are here today. Senior Fuxi has already calculated the divination, and he also knows that you are here.” Why are you here?

In fact, advocating worship of heaven and earth among the human race does not require the consent of those of us who are no longer in the position of human emperor.

Alas, Nanfangbu Continent has been without a common leader for a long time. All parties are in chaos and there are many kingdoms. The order I established back then has long since disappeared.

Although the human race is prosperous, many human races are suffering from wars. If the Emperor of Heaven can intervene by worshiping the heaven and earth, and the Nanfang tribe can be unified as soon as possible, the human race can also be in peace. ”

Li Changshou was moved in his heart.

Could it be that the rise of the Shang Kingdom originated from today, from heaven and earth?

Well, come and find the treasured copper coins yourself. , and also participated in the calamity of heaven and earth and the major events of the human race?

Have you become the tool of Master Tiandao, pushing forward some things in the direction of Tiandao's deduction?

Isn't it possible? The Holy Emperor cannot escape from this place. The dangers of the prehistoric times are very dangerous.Most of them are probably here.

Li Changshou had these emotions in his heart, and did not delay his chat with Dayu. The two of them had a good time.

Dayu was very knowledgeable and well-informed, and he was involved in all aspects of spiritual practice. He also had a kind of tolerance that is rare for ordinary Qi masters. From time to time, a simple word would make Li Changshou feel a lot in his heart. Enlightenment.

What they talked about most was naturally the human race.

While the two were chatting happily, Dayu suddenly stopped talking, stood up nervously, and gestured to Li Changshou repeatedly.

"Quick, hide!"

Li Changshou blinked, and a beautiful woman walked towards the courtyard gate.

She was born with natural beauty, and her skin was as beautiful as frost and snow. Even if she was only wearing a long dress and simple hair, she was still so young and elegant.

Just the expression...a little cold.

Tu Shan?

Looking at Emperor Dayu’s tense state, it must be.

She came with a tray, which contained several steaming exquisite dishes, a pot of fine wine, and two wine glasses.

Tushan arranged these things without saying a word. Li Changshou bowed beside him and said, "Thank you, senior."

"Well," finally, She responded, but without even looking at Dayu, she walked away with the tray in hand.

Dayu smiled awkwardly, and then he breathed a long sigh of relief when Tu Shan left.

Li Changshou said in a low voice: "Senior, this junior should not interfere with the senior's family affairs, but today after accepting the treasure given by the senior, the junior always wants to do something to help the senior.

Respected Madam, this is..."

"We had a quarrel." Dayu sat back on the chair, looked at the side dishes, carefully picked up a piece of spiritual fish meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully, "All year round I don’t know what’s going on.”

Li Changshou said: “Emotions are like this. Why don’t you explain it in detail? Even if you can’t come up with an idea, you can still help your senior. "

"Do you understand this?"

Li Changshou nodded, "Yue Lao, my brother."

" Oh?" ​​Dayu said with a smile. Liang, thought for a while, and detailed the trivial things in his daily life.

At this time, Dayu was not a human emperor, but just a man who couldn't understand what his wife was thinking in her heart.

Not long after, Li Changshou understood what was going on.

"Senior, please come here," Li Changshou said, "I have a method, a strategy, and a formula, which may be of some help to seniors."

"Seriously?" Dayu His eyes lit up, and he moved forward.

Li Changshou considered his words and began to speak slowly, saying "such and such, such and such" again, which soon made Dayu look suddenly enlightened and fell into deep thought again.

Two hours later, in an attic.

Dayu, who had changed into a golden armor, came slowly, came to the attic window sill, and looked atThe beautiful figure dressing up in that pair of mirrors.

"Madam..."

"Thirteen Strategies for Coaxing Your Wife" (written by the God of Heaven and Poseidon, it is recommended to be used in conjunction with "The Book of Love Talks to Coax Your Wife") The second strategy:

Don’t argue, there are too many love words, just watch your words and hugs first. 】

Dayu said warmly: "Throughout my life, my wife is still the most beautiful. Even if I get a few hundred yuan, I still won't get tired of looking at her."

"Huh!" That's right! The woman combing her hair paused and looked at her husband behind her in the mirror.

"Madam, I did not do something right before. I had a dispute with my wife over a trivial matter...I really did something wrong."

The woman combing her hair had red eyes. , whispered: "You were the former human emperor, why should you admit your fault to a woman like me?"

"How can there be no human emperor at home? I am the only one who has become a wife in need."< /p>

Dayu sighed softly, took two steps forward, tentatively raised his hand, and held his wife's shoulders, "Madam, I couldn't let go of such arrogance before..."

"What did you do today..."

"Madam, it is my great fortune to meet you in this life, and it is the happiest moment of my life to be able to stay with you here."

In the long years to come, I just want to stay with you. If I have any debt before, I will spend the rest of my life making up with you.

Madam, don’t be angry. ”

“Husband, something is wrong with me too.”

“Madam, you are so beautiful...”

Two figures slowly embraced each other in the attic. , whisper warm words.

Li Changshou, who was waiting at the foot of the mountain, shook his fly whisk, silently withdrew his immortal consciousness, looked at the vast smoke waves, and waited quietly.

Generally speaking, the creatures in the wilderness are relatively simple, and the difficulty of coaxing a good partner is much lower than in the previous life...

But...

We agreed to be together I went to meet the big boss Fuxi. Senior Dayu seemed to have forgotten about it, and all the formations were activated!

Forget it, it’s not easy for Senior Dayu either, let’s wait.