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Chapter 316: Will this melon stay ripe?

Crazy!

The Dragon Clan is simply crazy!

On the clouds, in front of a group of old dragons, Li Changshou couldn't help but cover his face with his hands. Long Ji, who was following him, was laughing crazily. Ao Yi's delicate little face had already Completely flushed.

What's wrong?

What else can happen...

No, Li Changshou made an impassioned speech in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and then took over the Dragon Clan directly with three calculated steps and pressing step by step. The core place - East China Sea Dragon Palace.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea took the lead in swearing allegiance to the Heavenly Court, betting on the fate of the Dragon Clan;

And some of the Dragon Clan’s not-too-excessive demands were also written on the decree by Li Changshou. Dongmu Gong has been summoned, and he will be escorted back to heaven by dragon masters and presented to His Majesty the Jade Emperor for his inspection.

Li Changshou was not 98% sure about the other three Dragon Palaces at this time. To be on the safe side, he did not go directly to lobby, so as not to alarm the West and ruin his own affairs.

Although the Dragon King of the East China Sea is the contemporary leader of the Dragon Clan, the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas maintains a certain degree of independence.

Li Changshou also thought for a long time before he decided to use the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea as the basis, and then pull the Dragon Palace of the South China Sea and the North Sea onto the warship of heaven.

As for Xihai...

It's a bit troublesome. Let's wait and see for the time being. The meaning of the slogan is to work hard to maintain three points and four points.

Then, Li Changshou took Long Ji with him according to his plan and came to Nanfanbuzhou to start checking the waterways.

Li Changshou had thought before that the Dragon Clan would send elders to follow him.

But Li Changshou completely underestimated Longlong’s enthusiasm.

Not only did the Dragon Clan send more than a dozen elders, Ao Yi was also sent by the Dragon King to listen to Li Changshou's orders. The Dragon King even invited three ancient elders who guarded the sea eye to protect the sea god frantically... The paper Taoist.

After they arrived in Nanzhou, Li Changshou had just checked a small waterway, and the three ancient elders began to fly up and down.

First an old dragon ran over, took Li Changshou and flew to the nearby mountain, pointed at the sparkling stream, and said with a smile:

"Poseidon, please look. , I named this place Qianlong River, and I can make it the River God!”

Then, another old dragon ran over, took Li Changshou and flew to a human village not far away, pointing to a small village. Pond, asked with a smile:

"Poseidon, look at this vast swamp, what would be a better name for it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was an old man in the distance. Long shouted:

"Come and see! There is a very deep abyss here! This place should be made a river god!"

Li Changshou:...

< p>That's a well!

That was a well dug by the villagers themselves, Abo!

"Everyone..."

Li Changshou could only try to stay calm and explained tactfully: "We have to act according to the rules. I can understand everyone's mood, but this... We still have to have this bottom line."

These old dragons suddenly felt embarrassed.laugh.

"A little anxious, indeed a little anxious, don't blame the Poseidon, don't blame the Poseidon."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Nanzhou is the place where the fate of the human race condenses. Check the waterways. , settling in the water god can not only improve the luck of the human race, protect the safety of mortals, but also accumulate merit for the local river god.

This is a good thing and a serious matter. It is not just for the benefit of the dragon clan. Please understand. , please support me."

"Understand!"

"This is definitely supported!"

"That's it," said an ancient dragon. The elder turned his head and shouted, "You little dragon cubs, go back, it's enough for us to protect the Poseidon!

Why are you running around? Do you think you look good? What should you do if you scare these lovely mortals? ”

The group of old dragon-headed elders saluted together, did not dare to say anything more, and hurriedly left in the clouds.

Although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, but...

Losing the dragon is really too much!

An ancient ancient dragon approached Li Changshou, first laughed innocently, and muttered:

"Poseidon, our three brothers will be your bodyguards in Nanzhou starting today.

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My name is Ao Ao, their second brother, this is Ao Fei, the sixth brother, and this is Ao Pu, the eighth brother!

If you can’t remember the name, just call us! Just two, six and eight!"

Li Changshou bowed his hands and apologized, calling him "senior" three times.

With so many old dragons no longer surrounding him, Li Changshou could finally feel more at ease.

Ao Ao took out a flying magic weapon and turned it into a small boat.

Li Changshou boarded the ship with Ao Yi and Long Ji, and then began the long 'journey' of checking the waterways in Nanzhou.

Nanfanbuzhou has a vast territory, with countless rivers and lakes;

It is not easy to find out a river. It is definitely not a matter of flying over the river and looking at your hands. Treasure map, then nod, say "the river is still there", and then turn around and leave.

How can such perfunctory work be recognized by Heaven?

According to the rules set by Li Changshou, to find out a river, you must first trace its source, find the origin of the river, and record the locations of its tributaries, its passage, and its entrance to the sea.

Not only that, he will also draw the general shape of the river and the terrain near the river, and mark in detail the depth of each section, as well as the rapids, siltation, and accident-prone areas of the river. .

In addition, it is also necessary to calculate the hydrological changes of the river throughout the year, as well as the history of the river's course changes in the past thousand years.

Before Li Changshou reported this matter to the Jade Emperor, he knew that it was a huge and tedious workload that might not be completed in twelve years.

But this must be done, and after it is done, Li Changshou estimates that he can earn a lot of merit.

This is not a deliberate calculation.

It is reasonable to work hard and be rewarded by heaven, and it is completely different from the nature of utilitarian poison.different.

In this way, Li Changshou set out from the coast of the East China Sea, accompanied by three ancient dragon masters. According to Dayu's water control plan, he held a Lingbao fairy pen and began to inventory the waterways of Nanzhou.

The three dragon clan elders felt relieved when they saw how meticulous Li Changshou was in doing things. They neither urged nor disturbed him, and each hid their appearance and did their best to protect him.

But this process, for Li Changshou's two followers, is a bit...

A bit boring.

The boat floats on the clouds and moves slowly along the river.

Long Ji was sitting in the stern of the boat wearing a loose Taoist robe. He didn’t know when he was leaning forward with his legs together, his face held up by the catkins, and he looked at the back of Li Changshou who was writing and drawing in the hut of the boat. Lost in thought...

Ao Yi, who was sitting cross-legged on the side, touched his chin and glanced at Long Ji from time to time, murmuring slightly in his heart.

‘Sister-in-law? ’

‘Impossible, how could the leader be so attracted to such a young girl? Especially there is Ling'e's sister-in-law in the mountains. Although such a girl is beautiful, she is not as outstanding as Ling'e's sister-in-law. ’

‘Yes, this is the daughter of the Jade Emperor. Could it be that the Jade Emperor intended to match her, but the leader’s brother couldn’t refuse? ’

Ao Yi muttered for a few times, and in just a short moment, he had already imagined a drama in "The Love in Heaven: My Fairy Wife Twelve and Thirteen"!

At this moment, Li Changshou's voice came.

"Ao Yi?"

"Brother!" Ao Yi stood up quickly.

Li Changshou did not look back and continued to paint with ink. He said calmly: "Don't think too much. Your Highness Long Ji is learning some strategies from me."

Ao Yi couldn't help but pursed his lips and blinked, his delicate face full of embarrassment.

Reading, mind-reading?

The leader brother really can read minds!

Li Changshou said again: "Go back to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea and ask the Dragon King to borrow a small army of soldiers and horses. It is under your control.

I have arranged for a hundred thousand naval troops from the Heavenly Court to be here. There are military exercises near the Dragon Palace in the South China Sea, the East China Sea, and the North Sea. I have to map various waterways here, and they are inseparable. Please supervise this matter.

Don't let the Dragon Palace conflict with the heavenly soldiers, and keep an eye on those heavenly soldiers. Heavenly General, don't let them take advantage of the Dragon Clan and ruin the dignity of Heaven."

"Don't worry, brother!"

Ao Yi clenched his fists in agreement and turned around to leave immediately.

A dragon clan elder appears and wants to protect Ao Yi from returning to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

Li Changshou stopped writing and thought, then turned around and smiled: "By the way, Bian Zhuang will also bring a few generals to the Dragon Palace for a banquet. Remember to arrange for someone to entertain them.

If you are still a little dissatisfied with him, you can also give him a little punishment and let him know how powerful he is and calm down his temper."

Ao Yi couldn't help but murmured: "Brother, how to punish him. ?"

"You still need me to teach you," Li Changshou said helplessly, "Just get Bian Zhuang drunk, surround him with some ugly fish and shrimp monsters, and wait for him to wake up. , shouted to him in unison, 'Isn’t it enough to be an official?

Of course, I am just making an analogy.

Bian Zhuang is now the deputy commander of the Tianhe navy, and he can be considered a celebrity in front of His Majesty the Jade Emperor. Don't go too far. ”

Ao Yi’s eyes suddenly lit up and he said firmly: “Yi will not let brother down!” ”

He turned around and geared up, ready for a big fight!

After Ao Yi left, Long Ji blinked, thought about it, and finally came back to his senses. , covered his thin lips and chuckled.

He took his note-taking jade talisman and wrote in it:

[Poseidon is not only steady and rigorous, but also interesting. His temperament.

And he was so bad that he deliberately set a trap for his deputy commander and captured him with a beautiful woman in the sea...]

"Long Ji," Li Changshou The voice floated over again, "There is no need to write down some small things.

If others find out that I am deliberately making things difficult for Bianzhuang, Bianzhuang’s future will be in doubt. "

Long Ji subconsciously sat up straight, with goosebumps all over his body, and his eyes were stunned.

How did Poseidon know what he wrote in the jade talisman?

< p>This jade talisman was given by my mother and is also a treasure... He said...

"Yes, I will wipe it off right now. ”

Long Ji responded quickly and erased the words in the jade talisman.

Li Changshou continued to draw the waterway, the smile on his lips disappeared, and most of his mind was on the side. In order to deal with the possible attacks from the Western religion at any time,

At this time, it is important to be quick and slow.

In the next eleven years, all I have to do is be careful. Take the time to meet the Dragon King of the South Sea and the Dragon King of the North Sea, and let the Dragon Clan figure out the rest.

Having said that, the Western Sect is really slow to move...

Li Changshou was nervous. After half a month, the enemy was finally caught.

Some people with strange movements appeared in various places in the sea temples, but the Xiongzhai gods had already left the temple.

This time. Half a month later, Li Changshou changed his previous strategy from "comprehensive hiding" to "actively luring the enemy", allowing the elite envoys to leave the underground safe house and move around in the Poseidon Temple.

In the original plan, notices were posted in various places, saying that the Poseidon envoys were going to enhance their divine power;

Li Changshou increased his efforts and left countless clues everywhere, which pointed directly to Poseidon. The temple led the executioners from Western sects to the vicinity of Anshui City.

The renovated Poseidon Temple is more than enough to accommodate more than 1,400 divine envoys.

This. For half a month, every time Li Changshou’s immortal consciousness scanned his sea temple, he couldn’t help but think about something, the classic narration voice of a program in his previous life:

[Spring is here, and it’s the time when the witch clan is active again. Season.

In Anshui City on the coast of the South China Sea, there were powerful shouts.

Look, the witches walked out of their houses and gathered at Poseidon. The temple is wideIn the open square and backyard, they flexed their proud strong muscles and lifted everything they could except houses and foundations, thereby demonstrating their strength.

Being strong is the best medicine for the Wu clan when they face unknown fears.

And these angels don’t just rely on strength to attract the attention of the opposite sex, they also have their own unique skills.

For example, 'Allegro', 'Slobber Song', 'Storytelling', and 'Storytelling', they gathered together in twos and threes to hone their special skills as envoys of the Poseidon Religion, and compared with each other, they preached on their own The number of cities passed...]

In short, the envoys on vacation have been very leisurely in the past half month.

The reason that prompted Li Changshou to modify his strategy was actually very simple -

A witch came from the underworld!

At this time, among those divine envoys, there were dozens of real witches, ancient pure-blood war witches!

For such a witch clan, if one of them is injured, one will be missing. They rarely visit the underworld on weekdays;

But this time, Li Changshou invited nearly fifty people back!

On the same day, Li Changshou took several shamans to the underworld and arrived outside Fengdu City without any hindrance. They met two old men with bull heads and horse faces.

As soon as they saw the bull-headed horse face, Xiong Laosan and several other shamans burst into tears;

When the emotions were in place, Li Changshou began to tell what happened in a deep voice.

What kind of temperament does a bull-headed horse-faced person have?

As soon as I heard that the shaman tribe who served Poseidon was actually targeted by a big religion like the Western Sect, the West couldn't handle Poseidon, so it took out the descendants of the shaman tribe!

The two seducers were furious on the spot. They took off their hoods and stamped their feet, cursing, and without saying a word, they picked up several shamans and disappeared quickly.

Only half a day.

The bull-headed and horse-faced men carried Xiong Laosan and dozens of angry old men back;

They followed Li Changshou back to the Poseidon Temple and mingled among the divine envoys , ready to counterattack at any time.

If you ask why the underworld witch tribe is not afraid of the Western religion with its saints...

My dear ancestor Pangu, who is dissatisfied?

The Witch Clan has fought against the sky and the earth. They have fought against countless great powers. They have come from ancient times and relied on hunting to be called the overlords of the earth in ancient times. Today they face the west. Teach, there is nothing to be afraid of.

By the way, the bull head and horse face represent the Great Witch Festival, expressing deep gratitude to the Poseidon for caring so much about the safety of the witch people.

If Li Changshou hadn't stopped him, he would probably have brought back a bunch of souvenirs...

That's probably what happened.

Li Changshou will not just sit back and watch this, while silently preparing the Zhi Taoist Army. This battle cannot be solely relied on the Wu clan;

At the same time, Anshui City will be surrounded by thousands of , are all included in the paper Taoist monitoring system. Several paper Taoists simultaneously stimulate the immortal consciousness, integrate the information, and project it into the heart of the main body.

Sent by Western religionsPeople have no place to hide, and they will be discovered as soon as they appear.

This time, there are only a few masters sent from the West, and there are no existences of the level of Wenjing and Jin Chanzi. Most of them are the followers of the demon clan, and there are also some remnants of the deep sea monsters.

Obviously, Western religions find it easy to deal with shamans.

Counting from the time when the Western Cultists arrived at the coast of the South China Sea, in just three days, hundreds of great monsters appeared hundreds of miles outside Anshui City;

There were several The big demon, who is good at sneaking, has disguised himself as a mortal and went near the Temple of the Sea to gather information.

After thinking about it, Li Changshou decided to place the battlefield outside the city, otherwise there would be a large number of casualties among the mortals in Anshui City.

So, Li Changshou secretly discussed with Niu Tou MaMian and decided on a proactive strategy.

On the fourth day, at dusk, the big demons began to gather outside the city, probably preparing for a sneak attack in the dark.

Li Changshou decided to take action first. He first sent instructions to the bull-headed horse-faced man, and transformed a golden fairyland paper Taoist into the shape of the Xiongzhai god's envoy.

After calling a few divine envoys, five or six strong men swaggered out of the gate of Tanah Lot Temple and walked around freely in the lively market outside.

After wandering around for a while, Li Changshou stopped in front of a melon seller disguised as a monster.

He leaned over and picked up a big melon, tapping it lightly with his fingers.

The demon melon seller reacted quickly and said with a smile: "Sir, are you thirsty? Just take it and eat it. May the God of the Sea protect you."

Li Changshou:... …

The blessings are all wrong!

Li Changshou sneered and said: "Does your melon stay ripe?"

"Huh?"

"Let me ask you, do you The melon is guaranteed, no, guaranteed, cooked!"

The demon melon seller is still a little confused.

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