Before Bai Ze and Youqin Xuanya could react, Li Changshou bowed in the air and said loudly:
"Disciple understands."
Then he stood up. Lai, he looked at Youqin Xuanya with so much emotion that the latter couldn't help but stand up.
Youqin Xuanya’s bright eyes were filled with doubts, her white and tender fingers were entangled with each other, her ice blue skirt was slowly falling like water ripples, she was a little confused.
Bai Ze smiled and said: "But Master Taiqing heard our conversation and gave you an order?"
"Mr. Bai's words are wrong," Li Changshou sighed, " The teacher has been strategizing and planning for eternity. His Majesty the Jade Emperor must have known about it for a long time, but he just gave me a little reminder not to hesitate and make mistakes."
Bai Ze suddenly frowned in thought.
Is this the gap between himself and the Water God... Lingju is in despair.
Youqin Xuanya had a few question marks on her forehead, but Li Changshou didn't say much, and she didn't dare to ask any more questions. She had no idea what happened.
It can be heard that senior brother Changshou and Mr. Bai began to discuss the division of labor. It seemed that Mr. Bai was required to pay attention to Ling'e's safety at all times, and senior brother Changshou also devoted some of his attention to Nanfanbuzhou. .
Youqin Xuanya took the initiative and said: "Senior Brother Changshou, is there anything Xuanya can do?"
"You cannot participate in the things we are discussing at this time." Li Changshou smiled and said, "When you are practicing in the mountains, remember to review the movements I taught you before."
"Yes!"
Youqin Xuanya clasped her fists in agreement and saw Li Changshou Changshou and Bai Ze continued to discuss the matter of the teacher, then he summoned the Fire Scale Sword Box and went to the open space not far away.
Taking a gentle breath, a faint golden light lit up around Youqin Xuanya's body, making her slender and proud skin even more crystal clear.
She pointed out a water mirror in front of her, reflecting her figure. Then she held the hilt of the Fire Scale Sword Box with her left hand and gently handed it forward. She leaned sideways and looked slender. The figure is surging with dazzling light, and the whole person is full of heroic spirit, like a Valkyrie.
"The vicissitudes of the right path!"
The action was maintained for a few seconds. Youqin Xuanya's face turned red, she took back her sword, and wondered how her demeanor could be improved in the previous action. .
Beside the pool, Bai Ze crossed his arms, bumped Li Changshou with his shoulder, and said in a voice:
"This Qin Xuanya will definitely spread his name to the three thousand worlds." .
When does the Water God plan to let her go to heaven?”
“Within three to five years,” Li Changshou took a sip from the teapot, “It depends on her. "I mean, even though I have made so many arrangements, I don't want to force her to do anything."
Bai Ze curled his lips slightly and said calmly:
"Water God, you are a little unreasonable." Yes, this girl is dedicated to doing such a job for you, and you still say this.
Sometimes the water god always avoids some responsibilities subconsciously. This is admittedly to avoid cause and effect, but it is somewhat unsightly.
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Since she took this path, why can't you give her a clear order directly? She is just a descendant of the human religion, but the Water God is already a disciple recognized by the saint. It is harmless to bear some pressure for her.
Li Changshou thought about it carefully and said with a smile: "What Mr. Bai taught me is that I am not thinking well."
Then I will arrange it directly for Xuanya. ”
“The water god thinks about things and is more than comprehensive; the water god thinks about people, but there are always shortcomings.
Hahahaha, the water god should not take the joke seriously. ”
Li Changshou shook his head, turned around and looked at Ling’e’s situation, and began to make the next plan.
Half a day later, Li Changshou hid the treasure beside the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The Paper Taoist movement happened again after many years.
Two Paper Taoist figures flew out of the ground, one transformed into a middle-aged scribe, put on a brocade robe, and held a folding fan. He put a paper Taoist figure in his sleeve for later use.
Just like that, he walked towards the prosperous city
The Queen Mother's revised thoughts about jade also appeared in my heart. The 'script' of the emperor and the queen mother's calamity
In this life, the Jade Emperor was born into wealth. His father was the guard of this city, and he had an army of ordinary soldiers and horses in his hands, covering a thousand miles. Famous.
The Jade Emperor's birth name was "Hua Youming". He was naughty and dominated the backyard of the general's mansion. He disliked literature and liked martial arts, had a sloppy temperament, was rough in work, was easy to get drunk, and was petty.
This is a script setting, not the personality of the Jade Emperor!
——The serious face of ordinary powerful officials
The queen mother is the local city lord. The eldest lady of the house is gentle and virtuous, named 'Xia Ningshuang'. Because the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are a kind of souls, their faces and appearances are similar to their real bodies when they become adults, so Xia Ningshuang has long been known as a beauty.
< p>According to the script set by the Queen Mother, the Hua family and the Xia family were already close, and Xia Ningshuang had liked to tease Hua Youming since she was a child. Every time the two met, they would always tease each other.Li Changshou was not interested. I wish I could come to earth...
Interfering with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's calamity is a thankless task.
But he can't stand the word "go", so he can only do it. Bite the bullet and arrive at this city, and have an unexpected 'encounter' with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Encounter...what encounter?
Li Changshou hasn't entered the city yet. With a quick glance of his celestial sense, he discovered a young man shouting in a teahouse.
Look at this young man, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, unrestrained and unrestrained. He was wearing a sable coat on a hot day, and his body was half-upright. Half leaning but not leaning on the collapse;
Besides him, sixteen people in soldier armor and eight people in servants' short shirts occupied several tables in the front row.
p>On the wooden platform on one side of the tea house, there are several young women playing and singing. They are singing a bone-crushing tune and playing soft and low notes. Their level is quite good.
The teahouse was almost full. The waiters in the teahouse were running around, delivering tea and snacks and collecting coins, gold and silver.What is important is that the hands are steady and steady, and the feet are light and silent.
After the song was played, an old man in the corner of the teahouse stood up and cheered. However, as soon as he shouted halfway, his companions silenced him and scolded him in a low voice:
“I don’t want to die. , Master Hua, did you let me shout?"
On the soft couch in the front row of the teahouse, the young man wearing mink in summer calmly cleared his throat, raised his hand and clapped softly, saying:
"Reward."
A servant immediately carried a tray forward, casually scattered some gold and silver to other girls, and gave a pair of valuable bracelets to the girl. In front of a girl playing the pipa.
The girl's face turned red. She stood up and bowed to the young general in Washington. She said softly, "Thank you, Master."
"Let's play here today," the young man stood up. He said, "Don't be tired, I'll come see you tomorrow."
The girl hurriedly said: "Yes, young master."
The group of sword-wielding soldiers and family members The servant immediately stood up, formed a queue behind the young man, and walked out of the teahouse in a big way.
Before leaving the house, the teahouse owner ran over, bowed to the young man repeatedly, and then asked in a low voice: "Master Hua, when will you take Yingying back to your house?" ?
Yingying’s master and wife have been urging me to tell you that you have rewarded enough, and they are really uneasy..."
"Come on ," the young man waved, and he, who was almost an adult in size, hooked his arms around the shopkeeper's neck.
The shopkeeper's forehead was covered with cold sweat. The young man looked at the street without focus and said calmly: "I'm just going to watch a piece of music and I want to take the person who plays it home?
If I come here to drink a few more cups of tea, will I also want to sell this teahouse to you?”
“This, this…” The teahouse manager’s mouth trembled a little, “ Mr. Hua, please don’t get me wrong, the little old man is just..."
The young man sneered, patted the teahouse owner on the shoulder, and led him away in style.
On the street corner, Li Changshou witnessed this scene, covering his face with a folding fan, really blind.
I don’t know how His Majesty the Jade Emperor will feel when he recalls these ‘arrogant’ years when his calamity is over.
According to the Queen Mother’s script, when Master Hua is about seventeen or eighteen years old, he will experience ups and downs, wealth and wealth, and live in poverty. Then he will marry into the Queen Mother’s house, live a peaceful life in a few years, and then his family will fall into decline again. ...
——This is the result of the overlap of the two scripts before and after.
Of course, these are all destined paths, and there is the possibility of changing them. The trajectory set in the book of life and death is not static.
Well, imagine the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor. He stood on the top of the city, raised his sword high, and shouted to the sky:
'God, my fate is up to me. ! ’
That scene is truly a classic!
However, considering the mood of Master Daozu and the appearance of His Majesty the Jade Emperor after returning to normal, Li Changshou still has to do some work, to prevent this from happening.
Li Changshou thought for a while and followed behind. He first learned more about the temperament of the Jade Emperor, then learned about the situation of the Queen Mother, and finally decided how to arrange the next step.
Tsk, the thought of arranging the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother according to the sage's will...
It is also quite exciting.
......
Li Changshou followed Hua Youming for half a month.
He saw the playboy side of Hua Youming, having fun in the city, walking around, going to stalls and drinking tea, chatting and bragging with young masters from other powerful families in the city, and then being raped by an older man. The young master deceived him and went to the flower house.
As a result, he was captured again by a deputy general from Washington.
I also witnessed the scene where Hua Youming was ridiculed when he met other friends because of this incident——
Hua Youming walked into the upper floor of a restaurant and everyone drank. All the young masters looked at him and laughed, and some shouted:
"Master Hua, your mother has taken him back again?"
Hua Youming glared and raised his eyebrows The hem of his robe was tucked into his belt, and he quickly went up and beat up a few people who were talking and laughing. The one who was beaten was a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face, crying for his father and mother.
Then Hua Youming grabbed the wallets of those young men and threw them into the hands of the waiters who wanted to start a fight but did not dare to move forward:
"All the expenses in this restaurant today, They paid the bill."
The whole restaurant was cheering, and the air inside and outside the building was filled with joy.
By the way, Li Changshou also figured out why those red ropes appeared.
This was a year ago. Hua Youming had just left Washington. He became friends with a group of young masters from powerful families and made big claims while bragging.
As Hua Youming reached his age, he was already a little anxious in his heart. When the friends around him were bragging, one shouted 'I want to marry ten' and the other shouted 'I want to marry twenty';
Hua Youming snorted coldly, opened his lapel, revealing the word 'ambition' written inside, and said calmly:
"I want more women to get Happiness!"
So he became famous in one battle and became a famous upstart in this small circle.
It was in this atmosphere that Hua Youming began to become a little frivolous and impetuous. Over time, he really fell in love with a few girls, but at first he was ignorant, and at home his mother was in charge. It was so tight that he didn't dare to really cause trouble.
Acacia can be a matter of deep affection or simple greed.
Hua Youming belongs to the latter, and he projected it onto the Marriage Clay Figurine, which resulted in the situation in the Marriage Palace.
How should I guide myself?
Li Changshou did not rush to Washington. Instead, he began to investigate the situation inside and outside the city, listing all the relationships between the secular forces within thousands of miles nearby.
When it comes to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, we must be more prudent.
At this time, Li Changshou did not want to do the Jade Emperor’s calamity.'Teacher', after thinking about it, decided to sneak into Washington and become a study companion...
Washington? Senior companion reading boy?
I seem to have seen this episode somewhere in my previous life.
Li Changshou laughed a few times and started the first wave of attempts.
He turned into a young man, carrying a bag and dusty from travel, and arrived in front of the back door of Washington. When he was about to approach, he was stopped by two guards:
"Stop! What do you do? "
"I am a student who studies and studies. Because my family is poor and I can't make a living, I want to come to my house and ask if there is a shortage of scholars here."
< p>"No shortage""You two..."
"Let the dogs out."
Li Changshou stared, but he didn't have time to say anything. Then, the backyard door opened, and several four- to five-inch-tall puppies rushed out and chased Li Changshou for three streets.
The ruthlessness of these two gatekeepers really makes the ordinary powerful gods in heaven admire them.
Li Changshou quietly walked back to the back door and thought about Washington for a while.
At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a long coat and a beard came over and muttered to Li Changshou:
"Brother, I also want to enter Washington. Just messing around?"
"Oh?" Li Changshou said with a smile, "Does Xiongtai have a way?"
"That's why we specialize in helping Xiongtai to enter China. A heroic man who works in the government but has no choice."
The middle-aged man waved his thumb behind him, "We brothers will be treated as dead bodies. Later, you will push us to the back door and cry. It's more miserable.
The lady in the house is soft-hearted. If you cry, you will definitely be taken away... Hey, brother, don't leave, brother, don't you want to ask about the price?
We will only charge you one year’s salary after joining the government, and it will be divided into two years!
Brother... Bah! Go ahead and do it yourself!”
Li Changshou walked quickly! After leaving and walking a few steps, I couldn't help but laugh out loud. It was quite interesting.
That’s all, let’s use the alternative plan that works faster and discuss it with Baize.
Pretend to be a wise man.
Li Changshou spent two months preparing.
He first chose the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, and assumed the identity of a teacher in the secular world.
Then, in a nearby big city, he became known as the 'contemporary wise man of the human race', letting this reputation spread throughout the thousands of miles around.
This is similar to the "Poseidon Story" of Poseidon Cult, in that it is novel and interesting, and can be passed on by word of mouth.
What does it look like:
When I was admonishing young people, a golden light appeared on the back of my head, and I persuaded gamblers to start a new life again. I sat in front of the flower house and talked about the truth for two days and two nights. The flower house immediately collapsed. The shop owner showed great kindness, and half of the girls in the flower house redeemed themselves and left;
In addition, wherever he walked, dead fish came to life, dry wells became filled with water, and people sat on the ground, Flowers grow on the ground, and with a raise of your hand, birds will fly around in the sky.
As soon as his reputation became hot, Li Changshou took advantage of the opportunity to visit the most famous local academy. During a debate, several gray-haired old sages shouted "teacher", but he himself drifted away...
Building reputation It's just the first step, the second step is to show off.
Li Changshou announced that he was going on a study tour. I didn’t know which city wanted to receive him. After hearing the news, the messengers from the city lords of each city came to hold gifts and lined up in a long queue on the street.
Li Changshou used the phrase "too lazy to go too far" and chose three nearby cities, which greatly improved his reputation.
He deliberately placed the real destination, the city where Washington is located, at the end of the itinerary. He spent ten days walking through the two cities, held several 'instruction' meetings, and finally led Full of honor, he arrived in the city where Washington is located.
On the day Li Changshou came, soldiers and guards marched out for ten miles to welcome him, men, women, and children all over the city. Hundreds of kilograms of flowers were scattered, and the dignitaries in the city held a banquet in his honor.
During the dinner, Li Changshou said a few more words:
"Life is too short and the world is too big. Although my heart is infinite, my feet are useless.
This city has outstanding people and beautiful scenery. I will stay here for three years, open a small academy, teach seven or eight disciples, and then continue my journey to explore the boundaries of heaven and earth."
The dignitaries couldn't help but be overjoyed. They came forward one by one and talked about how outstanding their children were.
Li Changshou smiled and shook his head, saying that he did not accept tuition fees or gifts, and only accepted disciples who were smart and sensitive;
When the academy is completed, he would invite them to bring their children to visit.
In the prosperous area of the city, this contemporary great sage bought a large mansion with a very generous amount;
In just one night, the original building of the mansion disappeared, and Li Changshou was there. There is a bamboo forest, a pool, several rockeries, and only two bamboo houses dotted among them.
Some mortals want to break in, but they get lost in the house. Wherever they go in, they come out in a daze.
Suddenly, anyone with some knowledge would know that this was an "elite" coming to the city. The young men of each family were sent to the front of the academy and lined up under the leadership of the adults.
Li Changshou announced again that he would accept four male disciples and three female disciples, totaling the number of Beidou.
The dignitaries in the city became excited again, and a large number of girls and girls came to the academy.
The order of queuing is also very realistic. Whoever has a higher status will be ranked first.
Hua Youming and Xia Ningshuang met again in front of the academy. Originally, Hua Youming, as the son of the city's guard, was firmly ranked first; but when Xia Ningshuang came wearing a veil, he immediately She weakly stood in front of Hua Youming, turning her head with a look of pity.
Hua Youming was just a little moved when he heard Xia Ningshuang whisper:
"Go, go behind."
Hua Youming raised his sword eyebrows. , various situations in which he was tortured by the girl in front of him since he was a child appeared before his eyes!
Three-year-old was splashed with water during nap time, when he was five years old, he caught crickets and was pushed into a mud hole, when he was seven years old, he was chased by bees all over the yard, when he was nine years old, he climbed on the roof and had the ladder removed, when he was eleven years old...
At the moment, Hua Youming felt hatred in his heart. Feeling evil, he took half a step forward, his eyes widened, and his fists clenched.
Xia Ningshuang blinked gently, her face behind the veil was full of weakness.
"Are you going to hit me, little Mingming?"
"I am not as knowledgeable as you!"
Hua Youming snorted coldly and backed away. After two steps, there were a few chuckles from the crowd behind.
Ding, ding, ding...
A bell sounded from behind the academy door, the door opened on its own, and a voice came from inside:
"The first twenty Beginners can listen to my lectures and decide whether to stay or leave based on their performance in class."
The teenagers and children will rush forward immediately, with Xia Ningshuang and Hua Youming taking advantage of the front.
But after Xia Ningshuang jumped into the wooden door, Hua Youming turned around and glared at the crowd that was about to rush up from behind, with a childish face full of majesty.
He shouted: "Why squeeze! Why rush! Don't you know how many pounds you have?
Those who are usually unlearned and unskilled stand outside! How dare you stand outside? Anyone who relies on his family's power to rush in to get a spot will be beaten every time, young master!"
After saying that, Hua Youming himself didn't come in, which surprised Li Changshou.
When Li Changshou was thinking about how to let Hua Youming in, Hua Youming shouted carelessly:
"Let those who can read more than a hundred words advance!"< /p>
The dozen or so teenagers who were rushing to the front couldn’t help but pause.
They can’t do it!