"Well, this way everything is foolproof."
After struggling for a long time to go to the Moon Palace, Li Changshou looked at the 'little' arrangement on his table and drank from the jade bowl. Xiao Qiongfeng's special drink was cold and refreshing, and he nodded with satisfaction.
Ling'e's cooking skills really started to go astray and she specialized in tea and snacks.
What are you afraid of when you take office?
Having experienced strong winds and waves, how can we still break before the three hundred willows?
With a sweep of his sleeves and robe, the object in front of him disappeared and was rushed to heaven by a paper Taoist.
Not long after, in the Water God’s Mansion.
After each of the 'magical instruments' was in place, Li Changshou arranged his robe in front of the mirror and combed his hair with a bandana to make his white hair shiny and smooth.
Picking up his whisk that had been used for hair removal, Li Changshou walked out of the study. Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately stepped forward and saluted.
Li Changshou asked: "Vice Commander Bian?"
Bian Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he replied loudly and vigorously: "The general will be here!"
"This thing is for you," Li Changshou casually threw a treasure bag over, "It will be erected outside the gate of Water God Mansion later...
Ao Yi, you lead a team of soldiers and horses to the Taiyin Star. Go ahead and say that I will go over immediately and be their chief instructor."
Bian Zhuang opened his mouth, but his words stuck at the top of his throat, and he could only say: "Hey."
< p>Ao Yi said with a smile: "Yes."After saying that, he turned around and hurried away, leading a group of heavenly soldiers to the Taiyin Star.
Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang on the shoulder, smiled meaningfully, and floated the fly whisk towards the gate of Shuishen Mansion.
"Uncle Chang Geng?"
A soft call made Li Changshou stop his head and turn to look to the side.
Lingzhuzi came in long loose clothes, bowed to Li Changshou in a decent manner, and said:
"I am going to the Moon Palace, do I need my disciples to serve me? ”
Obviously, Lingzhuzi got secret guidance from Master Taiyi or Master Yuding to help him resolve the embarrassment of going to the Moon Palace.
Li Changshou said with a smile: "You should not go there. You should play more with the heavenly generals and soldiers. Don't worry."
Lingzhuzi clasped his fists and saluted delicately, and said : "Disciple, obey your orders."
It is also intentional.
Li Changshou turned around and drove out of the clouds, with a bit of determination in his eyes.
Lingzhuzi thought of the jade messenger he had received before, and couldn't help but feel a little worried, and shouted from behind:
"What do you want to do here, Uncle Master?"
< p>"Teach Chang'e, rehearse singing and dancing.""If Fairy Yunxiao blames..."
"Then Fairy Yunxiao blames."
Li Changshou He stepped on the clouds with his hands behind his back, looking so cool and calm.
There seemed to be a distant shout from the horizon, which turned into two vaguely large characters. The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Water God Mansion focused their attention.When he looked, he saw that it was actually the word "kneel down";
The Water God swept the dust with his hand, and the two words were swept away instantly, and the clouds under his feet flew quickly, heading straight for the Moon Palace.
This way:
Crossing the dazzling stars and seeing the fairy light.
Look for the curling of light clouds and hear the ripples of a song.
Flying past the seventh heaven, rushing to the depths of the clouds, stepping into the sky where the sun, moon and stars rotate, riding on the clouds at the right moment;
Not long after , and saw a large, cold star, rapidly enlarging in front of his eyes.
This is the moon in the mouth of mortals, the hook and pan in the mouth of poets, the taiyin in the mouth of Taoists, and the Chanjuan in the mouth of lovers.
A laurel tree covers the small half of the lunar star. Those laurel leaves like light yellow jade are like pieces of fairy islands, with many attic palaces on them, as if you can see the shadows of fairies dancing in the palace.
Li Changshou rode the clouds and slowly drifted down, hearing music and laughter far and near.
This is...
The ten innate spiritual roots? !
Li Changshou was amazed and rode the clouds to the huge crown of the laurel tree. He carefully felt the spirituality and fluctuation of the laurel tree and heard the sonorous sound of logging.
At this moment, Li Changshou’s immortal consciousness could see a fairy dressed in fairy clothes and colorful skirts gathering towards a palace under the tree. That was where the Chang’es usually rehearsed, and it was also where Li Chang’e rehearsed. The place of residence for the next ten years of longevity - Laurel Palace.
On the other side of the laurel tree is the Guanghan Palace, which is shrouded by the formation. There are scattered palaces, waterside pavilions and terraces, but it is quite cold and there is no human habitation.
There is Chang'e's residence.
Li Changshou did not rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering, but walked under the laurel tree.
The soil here is soft, and the ground seems to be made of fine sand mixed with fine white jade. Walking on it gives you a unique and comfortable feeling.
The trunk of the laurel tree is like a towering mountain. A somewhat small figure is at the corner of this 'peak', constantly raising an axe, leaving a thin scar on the laurel tree.
When he raised the axe, the scar healed itself and became extremely smooth.
Li Changshou's eyes flashed, he was right...
This man is indeed a master!
The laurel tree is one of the ten innate spiritual roots. It is as famous as the peach tree and the ginseng fruit tree. However, the laurel tree has no fruit or flowers. Its power is to strengthen itself. Although it is suppressed by the way of heaven and has insufficient spirituality, it is definitely The ultimate innate spiritual treasure level 'strength'.
This month, Wu Gang was able to chop down a laurel tree with an ordinary ax...
Li Changshou took a step forward, and the rhythm of the universe flowed, as if the earth had shrunk into an inch. The method appeared behind Wu Gang.
Looking from a distance, this man’s muscles are all intricately knotted. He does not seem to have any Taoist charm or coercion, but gives people a sense of majesty and unyieldingness.
"Senior," Li Changshou bowed his hands.
Wu Gang, who was cutting down the tree, turned to look at Li Changshou, nodded calmly, and continued to do his own business.
As we all know, when you come to the Moon Palace, any man will think about how to talk to Heng, Heng, and Wu Gang!
Li Changshou had prepared several questions before, and it was not a whim to take the initiative to find Wu Gang.
The first step is to ask something that Wu Gang cannot avoid and will definitely answer...
Li Changshou smiled and said: "Senior, are you from the human race?"
"Yes."
Wu Gang responded lightly, glanced at Li Changshou again while swinging the ax, and asked in a very casual tone:
" What about you, the paper man becomes a spirit?"
"This is just the incarnation of the junior."
Li Changshou smiled, put away the fly whisk, and looked away for a while. Then he asked: "Senior, are you enlightening?"
"Cut down the tree," Wu Gang paused and frowned slightly as he looked at the wound of the laurel tree that had healed again.
Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou and wondered: "Who are you? Why can you come and go here at will?"
"An ordinary heavenly immortal," Li Changshou He responded with a smile, "I'm a little curious, so I took the liberty to come over and disturb you. Don't blame me, senior.
I have seen Emperor Dayu who is good at using axes. I just saw that when my senior swung the ax, it was in line with the great road and coincidentally. Dao Yun was quite surprised in his heart. "
"Have you seen Emperor Dayu?"
Wu Gang's eyes suddenly showed a light, and he turned to face Li with his ax in his hand. longevity.
This is a nine-foot-tall strong man, but his face is not rough, but rather handsome.
Li Changshou also seemed to be chatting about home affairs and said with a smile: "Well, I went to the Fire Cloud Cave to visit the sages of the human race before."
"Did you see the Fire Emperor?"< /p>
“Not at all,” Li Changshou sighed, “Lord Fire Emperor’s demonic energy has entered his body and he is recovering from his injuries.”
“Alas,” Wu Gang’s eyes showed a bit of helplessness, as if I thought of a magnificent time and reminisced for a while.
Not long after, Wu Gang smiled and muttered: "It's good to be alive."
After saying that, he swung the ax in his hand again.
Keng...Keng...
"Senior, can you tell me about the past?" Li Changshou asked with a smile, "Junior has also read a lot of ancient books, but many Nothing can be said clearly..."
"Of course it is."
Wu Gang curled his lips slightly and sighed: "We won many battles not with glory, but we paid hard. The price is sometimes too heavy, and it is normal for future generations to be reluctant to write it down.
But in the end, it was a world where it was either you or me, and there was no morality to speak of. ”
Keng!
The ax fell and was pulled out by Wu Gang again. He continued to swing the ax and his words were a little more forceful:
"My generation slaughters dogs without leaving a name, and the human race cultivates rivers through the ages.Mountain.
You must work hard to defend this world created by our predecessors. "
Li Changshou bowed to Wu Gang and said sternly: "I will definitely live up to the trust of my seniors, although this junior can only do a small amount." "
"I can see it," Wu Gang laughed, "You should be not an ordinary god. ”
Li Changshou smiled and said nothing, and was about to say goodbye. Today he has formed a good relationship with Wu Gang, so there is no need to stay longer.
At this time, the big tree beside the laurel tree A stream of light flew out of the formation, shouting the words "General Wu" and heading straight for this place!
Li Changshou looked closely and saw a well-behaved girl in the stream of light.
p>
She is wearing a light white short skirt, looks pretty and cute, and has big, lively eyes. She has a cloth bag slung over her shoulder, and the tip of a fairy jade radish is exposed at the end of the bag.
The most eye-catching thing is the girl's round and slender feet. Although they are slender and white, they look...
They are quite powerful.
Jade Rabbit?
It must be. After she landed on the ground, she still had a hair accessory with rabbit ears on her head.
The girl was flying and jumping with a bowl of water in her hand. Not a drop of water was spilled at all.
"General Wu...well, you have guests here. "
The girl Jade Rabbit chuckled softly, and Wu Gang also stopped his movements, took the water and took a sip.
Wu Gang showed a kind smile and asked: "What are you doing? What are you going to do? ”
“Oh, the master asked me to go to the Laurel Palace to provide support. The steward of the Laurel Palace has come to urge me seven or eight times before. It’s really annoying.” "
The Jade Rabbit sighed somewhat depressedly:
"It is said that His Majesty the Jade Emperor sealed a powerful immortal and came to the Laurel Palace to be punished.
Hmph, when it comes to being punished, the thoughts of these male immortals are very dirty!
I feel that I will be very happy if I come to the Moon Palace to be the head teacher and watch the sisters dance every day. It is really... many sisters complain about this. Usually everyone is used to being casual, but this time no matter what Wear clothes wherever you go. "
Wu Gang wondered: "What a powerful god. "
"It seems to be the water god, the one in charge of water affairs in the three realms. I heard it from the sisters of Laurel Palace. "
The girl Jade Rabbit tilted her head, glanced at Li Changshou and then looked away, pointing her finger at the corner of her mouth.
"I also heard from several sisters that this person is from heaven. God of Quan, the most trusted person by His Majesty the Jade Emperor.
They said that he was a saint disciple of the Taoist sect and the husband-in-law of the Three-Xiao fairy..."
p>“Cough! "
Li Changshou couldn't help but make some noise and said with a smile: "It should be that he has a good relationship with Fairy Yunxiao, not a husband. ”
“Oh, it’s almost the same!” "
The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hands impatiently: "It must be an old man.Pervert, otherwise how could His Majesty the Jade Emperor ask him to come over to be Chang'e's tutor.
Did Chang'e's teacher ever have a man? Really! "
Li Changshou sighed: "This seems to be not what he wants..."
"Never mind this, I will go to General Wu first! "
The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hand, kicked off her long legs, and her figure turned into a ball of light and flew towards the Laurel Palace.
Besides, Li Changshou laughed dumbly, and Wu Gang drank. When he was wet, he suddenly turned around and took a squirt, glaring at Li Changshou:
"Is it just you? "
"It should be me," Li Changshou wiped away the water stains on his long hair. "Without disturbing the seniors, I should go to the Laurel Palace to see what's going on." ”
Wu Gang said hurriedly: “Hey, this child lacks some aura, don’t be as knowledgeable as her.” "
"No, no, senior, don't worry, I also have a junior sister who often gets into trouble. ”
Li Changshou made a bow, Wu Gang put down the jade bowl, clasped his fists and raised his hands to Li Changshou, and watched Li Changshou drive away in the clouds.
Water God? Disciple of the saint? Have you met him before? Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors?
Wu Gang was stunned for a while, then he shook his head with a smile and continued to swing the axe, chopping down the laurel sacred tree.
"Oh, The latecomers are to be feared. "
...
When the girl Jade Rabbit arrived at the Laurel Palace, many fairies came up to her and asked her if Chang'e would come.
The Jade Rabbit kept asking her Shaking their heads, these fairies were a little disappointed.
Obviously, the girl Jade Rabbit is very familiar with these Chang'e, and is somewhat of a 'moon pet'.
Some fairies talked about the water god. , Jade Rabbit was listening honestly.
She usually stayed with her master in Guanghan Palace and rarely went out. She had inquired about the Water God before and didn't pay much attention to it. ...
At this time, I listened to these sisters talk about how the Water God is wise, resourceful, good at calculations, and brave.
What is this? What kind of male fairy?
Another fairy talked about the appearance of the water god. The girl Jade Rabbit tilted her head, and bubbles appeared one after another on the rabbit ear hair ornaments. Among the highest bubbles, a The appearance of an old man with white hair and white eyebrows and kind eyes.
"I seem to have seen it somewhere..."
Jade Rabbit muttered in a low voice.
"Nonsense." A fairy chuckled and said, "This is Lord Water God's first visit to our Laurel Palace. Where have you seen him before? "
The Jade Rabbit stood on tiptoes and raised his hands, trying hard to gesture: "Is he so tall? So thin? "
At this moment, a figure floated on white clouds from the palace gate.
Ao Yi, who was standing at the palace gate, immediately said loudly:
"Lord Water God is here! "
The fairies hurriedly lined up in formation.
The structure of the main hall of Laurel Palace is also somewhat unique. There are stairs inside and outside the palace gate, and inside it is a square, sunken 'The stage is dotted with jade trees and silver flowers, and there are layers of stairs on the outside that can be used as seats.
Ao Yi's shout ended, and the three hundred Chang'e's below had already stood in the same position as during the line dance.
This scene is really...
The orioles, swallows, emeralds and reds are everywhere.
Li Changshou floated past on a cloud, arrived at the low table where the main seat was in the hall, and sat down safely.
The Jade Rabbit girl stood outside the crowd, still in the most conspicuous position.
At this moment, she was completely confused. Her pink eyes stared at Li Changshou's figure, and she didn't know how to react for a moment...
Old pervert...Water God... …
The Chang'es each turned around with broken steps, and all bowed to salute. Those carefully thought out shouts almost made Li Changshou Zhi Taoist paralyzed.
"Meet the Lord Water God~"
Li Changshou:...
Even Mu Gong cannot understand the joy of being a god in power.
"You don't have to be polite," Li Changshou said with a smile, "His Majesty the Jade Emperor has asked me to teach here for ten years. I hope you will cooperate with me in the future.
I am the Water God of Heaven. The general in charge of water affairs in the Three Realms only knows some music and is just a layman on singing and dancing. You can just train as usual.
Ao Yi, bring me up."< /p>
"Yes!"
Ao Yi suppressed a smile and immediately greeted;
Two heavenly soldiers carried a barbecue grill and placed it in front of Li Changshou. He lowered his head and hurriedly retreated.
Although the two heavenly soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look to the side or to the side, they still couldn't help but take a look...
Three hundred people The beautiful fairies carefully selected by the heavenly fairies stood together in colorful clothes and gauze skirts, which made their Taoist hearts jump for a moment, their faces turned red, and they gradually became crazy.
It is estimated that there will be no breakthrough in the next two hundred years.
Li Changshou was grilling his hands on the barbecue and said with a smile: "I just think that this is a holiday given by His Majesty, so you don't have to worry about me."
Three Hundred Chang'e's Curious Staring at Li Changshou, they knew that this was the water god telling them that he was not here for women.
All the fairies bowed and saluted.
"Yes~"
Jade Rabbit: Panic, just panic.
Why did the Water God go to General Wu's place when he had nothing to do? I had so much fun chatting with General Wu!
These are not important, what is important is!
She is a little bunny spirit, but a little bunny spirit with the level of an immortal. In front of the water god, she called the water god an old pervert!
Can the master save himself?
The master is just a name in heaven. This water god is a powerful official in heaven. He sounds like a ruthless person!
What, what should I do?
Feeling the nervous gaze of the Jade Rabbit girl, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve, opened it and read it with relish.
"On One Hundred Ways to Prepare Rabbit Meat"
"嘤!"
The Jade Rabbit Girl's eyesight went dark, and she swiped it away, and could only tremble.
Rabbit courage, a little bit.
Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand, and many smart people immediately understood the water god's intention, and each of them covered their mouths and chuckled.
Li Changshou asked: "By the way, why isn't Chang'e here?"
The female fairy in charge bowed forward and reported: "Fairy Chang'e is ill. , I took sick leave..."
"Oh?"
Li Changshou's face turned cold and he said calmly: "It seems that I don't have enough noodles."
——Clear the relationship with Chang'e and confront each other.
"Water God," the female fairy said hurriedly, "Fairy Chang'e sent her maid, and Fairy Chang'e has a cold temperament and rarely leaves Guanghan Palace. Please forgive me, Lord Water God. "
Many fairies leaned forward and said, "Please forgive me, Lord Water God!"
Li Changshou wondered: "Where is the maid?"
More than a dozen. Each of the fairies turned sideways, exposing the girl who was squatting on the ground and trying to move away secretly.
Li Changshou frowned and his eyes flashed slightly.
His original intention was to give Chang'e a blow, so naturally he would not really get into trouble with the Jade Rabbit;
But the Jade Rabbit shivered and took advantage of the situation to kneel there, blinking with big eyes. , tears rolled down...
"Water God, please spare me!"
Before Li Changshou could speak, the Jade Rabbit had already collapsed on the ground, The pair of pink eyes lost their luster and murmured:
"Can you... kill me first and then take the pot... I have lived for more than ten thousand years... In fact, the flesh, the flesh is old ..."
Li Changshou: ...
The fairies around him were a little confused, but at this time they all started to plead for the Jade Rabbit.
Li Changshou sighed secretly.
That’s all, if the first plan fails, it will fail. Why compete with a little rabbit?
He cleared his throat, calmly took out a bronze mirror, placed it in front of him, and said to the bronze mirror:
"Can you hear me over there? ”
The bronze mirror vibrated, and there was a burst of noise:
“I heard it! Lord Water God, I heard it here”
"Wow, you can see the picture. Is this the Moon Palace? The decoration, the curtains... seem to be no different."
"Master Water God touched the Moon Palace and didn't forget to open the clouds for us." Mirror, take it seriously!"
Li Changshou smiled slightly and said: "In these ten years, I will pass on my every move in the Moon Palace! These two mirrors are passed on.
I just want to tell you that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place where male immortals long for. dayThey train hard every night. Every creature has its own thing. Doing your own thing well is the meaning of existence. "
Below, a group of fairies looked moved...
In front of the Water God's Mansion, all the heavenly soldiers and generals gathered in front of the big bronze mirror nodded in unison, and then each tried to Adjust the angle to see more.
Li Changshou smiled calmly, took out some ingredients, seasonings, and wine from his sleeves, and started today's leisurely session.
No. What better way to prove one's innocence than a live broadcast that lasts for ten years?
Just... you can't shout "Brother Meng wrote the word "steady" on the wall of Shuishen Mansion." , this first live show is missing a little bit of soul.