Putting the flag, Li Changshou’s popular saying in his previous life, is actually a crow’s mouth.
[When you say that you are confident about something, as long as you say it, there will be twists and turns, slaps in the face, which will make people laugh]
But this In fact, it is a subjective feeling. When something slaps you in the face, you will be particularly impressed. If there is no reversal of the plot, the impression will be lighter. The logic method is somewhat similar to the 'survivor bias'.
Li Changshou is not superstitious about this, so...
He has solidified his meritorious golden body this time!
His water god said it! Even if Dao Ancestor comes in person and Pangu revives! Then... I have to give him some face, and just wait for another day.
To be honest, since he was forced to take over the Poseidon Sect, he has done some good things step by step, including the dragon clan, going to heaven, and destroying demons. He has accumulated merit step by step.
Of course, in the process of accumulating merit, he himself was open-minded and did not steal or rob, but he was just a little cautious.
Playing tactics is inevitable.
Finally! Finally got to this point today!
Li Changshou had calculated that as long as he promoted the reform of the underworld and merged the underworld's underworld into the heavenly system, he would definitely be rich when he condensed his merits into a golden body, and he could omit some of the impure incense merits.
Li Changshou naturally stabilized himself at this time...
A few moves.
On the basis of helping the underworld integrate into the heavenly system, he also provided reform suggestions one by one for the bad government and bad practices of the underworld at this time, and improved the operation of the underworld itself.
The more merit you have, the more prepared you will be. At worst, you can make your golden body of merit bigger!
With the spirit bead that was full of expectation at this moment, Li Changshou floated on the clouds to the east side of Fengdu City.
Before he descended from the clouds, two strong men who were roasting spirit beast meat on the top of the mountain slowly noticed Li Changshou's figure...
This white-haired and white-browed man , kind-hearted appearance, and the unique smell of innate spiritual tree pulp, who is he if he is not the Water God of Heaven?
"Horse! Hurry! Lord Water God is here!"
A certain strong man greeted, and the two guys hurriedly put on their own hoods, regained their true selves, and He jumped down from the cliff and called a group of witch warriors to move forward.
A moment later...
Nutou shouted: "Greetings to the Water God!"
All the war wizards in the rear shouted: "Greetings to the Water God!"
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Li Changshou showed a slight smile and was about to speak...
Ma Mian shouted again: "Hail God of Water!"
All the war wizards in the rear shouted in unison again Roared: "Hail the Water God!"
The cow's head connected seamlessly, and roared again: "Water God Wu!"
Pa, a fly whisk was thrown on the cow's nose, killing the enemy 'The word was suppressed forcefully.
Li Changshou's figure appeared in front of Niu Tou, his eyes turned downward. Due to the lack of light in the Netherworld, the upper half of Li Changshou's face fell into darkness, and the corners of his mouthHis smile seemed full of coldness.
"Don't talk nonsense."
Niutou swallowed his mouth and spit, and said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I will understand eventually."
Li Changshou Floating back to the white clouds, the smile did not change at all, but the feeling changed from cold to warm.
"Two marshals, let me introduce you. This is my nephew," Li Changshou led Lingzhu forward, "Lingzhu is the disciple of Taiyi Zhenren, the Twelve Golden Immortal. "
The Minotaur looked at each other, not knowing what the Water God meant, and immediately stepped forward to salute, nodding and bowing.
Lingzhuzi looked at the bull-headed horse face curiously, moved forward... and bowed playfully.
"I have met two marshals, Lingzhuzi is very polite."
Niutou smiled and said: "This girl is so pretty, moo."
Lingzhuzi Suddenly I felt a little embarrassed.
The horse's shoulder hit the bull's head, and he quickly made amends: "Fairy, don't blame me, my brother said..."
Li Changshou smiled and said: "The spirit bead is a man."
"Eh?"
The bull-headed horses were all startled, and the upright side of the Wu clan was revealed. At the same time, they looked under Lingzhuzi's waist.
Lingzhuzi’s face was almost red, and he didn’t know where to place his hands and feet.
"Ahem," Li Changshou cleared his throat, "I brought Lingzhu here this time for this reason. Lingzhu has a simple temperament. I want him to communicate with you and increase his masculinity.
Both of them are good men of the Wu clan, the most manly creatures in the world. He will definitely learn a lot from you."
Ma Mian said hurriedly: "Water God. You are too flattering to us..."
Before Lao Ma finished speaking, he suddenly heard a mellow bass voice from the side that was as deep as an ancient horn:
"It's just a small matter. , Water God, don’t worry, moo~”
The bull head’s shoulders are flat, its huge chest muscles are bulging, and its headgear seems to have been washed by water, exuding a different kind of light.
"Leave it to us."
Li Changshou smiled and said: "Okay, you guys communicate first, and I will go to Fengdu City to find some Yan Jun for me to deal with. After finishing the important work at hand, we still need to build a building in the underworld."
Niutou Mamian didn't know what "building a building" meant, so he immediately agreed and stayed here with Lingzhuzi and asked his men to go quickly. Report it to the city, saying that the Water God has come to inspect.
As a result, Fengdu City quickly became lively.
Several Yama kings went out to greet him, and entered the Hall of Yama with Li Changshou to discuss the matter of jointly launching the memorial in heaven.
Look at the spirit bead again...
A group of tall and powerful witch clan war witches surrounded the spirit bead, and they all looked at it curiously.
Niutou smiled at first, and then began to think about what Lord Water God told him.
Ma Mian glared at Niu Tou, moved the spirit beads to the side first, and then talked with Niu Tou and several war witches.Discuss...
Lingzhuzi was also looking around curiously at this time.
Is this the good friend that Uncle Chang Geng said before that he wanted to introduce to him?
I feel that he is indeed much stronger than his brothers.
The spirit bead exuded immortal consciousness and heard a group of Wu Clan idiots who were not used to it and probably couldn't hear voices, muttering variously:
"How are you, Master Water God?" It’s easy to arrange something for us, so we have to do it quickly, mo.
This must have something to do with your masculinity, right?”
“Why are you so superficial? Superficial!
Does half of the women in the clan have masculinity?
Master Water God is a human being, and masculinity should be about quality, responsibility and sense of responsibility, eh. "
The bull-headed bull's eyes glared: "Do you mean you have to be stubborn with me?"
"I insist," Ma Mian shook his flowing hair. "Er."
Zizi——
The bull-headed horse faced each other, and a trace of electric arc appeared in the air.
A strong man from the Wu clan shouted in a low voice next to him: "You two adults, why don't you fight, and whoever wins will listen."
"Huh?"
The bull-headed and horse-faced men turned their heads and looked at each other at the same time, each showing a gentle smile;
The strong man subconsciously wanted to retreat, but was held down by a horse's hoof and an cow's hoof on the shoulders, dragging him away. In the corner of the crack in the stone...
In this corner of the Netherworld, the cries of the innocent souls are in perfect harmony with the screams of the Wu clan men.
Seeing this, Lingzhuzi’s Adam’s apple, which was not obvious, swayed, and he sat down obediently, vaguely worried about his next fate...
At this time!
A ray of sound penetrated into the ears of the bull-headed horse. The two enchanting marshals who were stretching their fists looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
As long as Lord Water God has arrangements, I thought they really needed to use their brains and find a way this time...
Three days later, in front of the Yama Hall.
The ten Lords of Hell finally settled the affairs of each palace for the time being, and with the permission of Empress Houtu, they gathered with Li Changshou and flew slowly out of Fengdu City in the clouds and mist, with laughter and laughter.
This is exactly what it is:
The water god in the Yins Palace smiles, and the Lord of Hell in the Ten Palaces bows to Ling Xiao.
They had just flown to the east of Fengdu City. When they arrived at the Xionxion Pass, the foreheads of the ten Lords of Hell were all covered with black threads...
On the other side of the line of sky, smoke and dust were flying. , shouting noisily.
Dozens of war witches from the witch clan who were part of the underworld were divided into two groups. They were taking off their shirts and fighting in a group. They punched hard to the flesh and landed on their feet. Most of the witch clan's faces were bruised and swollen.
Besides the group stand, there are dozens of female resentful souls with beautiful faces wearing cool clothes;
They may be holding the words "Brother Lingzhu is the Strongest" or "Brother Lingzhu is the Strongest", Brother Lingzhuzi's most handsome wooden sign, or shouting in unison, screaming...
There was a lot of people piled up outside the sky. The characters who were going to work in the underworld did not dare to come forward to ask for permission at this moment.
King Chu Jiang, who had a bad temper, immediately cursed:
"What are you doing! You are still fighting with your strength, how unbecoming is this!"
< p>King Qin Guang said hurriedly: "Don't misunderstand the water god. This is our ancient tradition and a proof of the friendship between the men of the Wu clan. This is definitely not an underhanded fight to cause trouble."There is another Yan. Jun couldn't help but wonder: "It seems that there is a strange creature mixed in."
The ten Yan Jun took a closer look, and Li Changshou nodded with a smile.
Among the group of witch clans fighting in chaos, I don’t know if the robe was torn to pieces or the spirit beads were taken off by themselves. They were holding a pair of small iron fists, wrapped in fairy light, and were fighting with two witch clansmen. The strong man punched against fist and knee-to-knee;
Lingzhuzi’s delicate face was either red, swollen or bruised, a small piece of his front teeth was missing, and there was anger in his eyes.
He is not good at physical skills, but now he is able to deal with the ordinary Wu clan's unstructured and deliberately slowed down fists...
The bull-headed horse-faced man is sitting in the corner drinking tea, guarding the soul. Zhuzi, don't let your men really beat the water god's nephew half to death.
Li Changshou said hurriedly:
"Don't be anxious, Lord Yan. Don't be anxious, Lord Yan. I entrusted the two marshals with this matter."
This creature It’s my nephew, Ling Zhuzi, who is a bit too delicate, and I’m worried about it.
I brought him here to admire the charm of the Wu clan men and let him learn more.
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When all the kings of hell heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.
"I see, the Water God has really found the right place!
I, the men of the Wu clan worship the ancestor god Pangu, and all of them are upright and good men!"
"Back then, the great witch Kuafu chased the sun, and would rather die of exhaustion than stop. This is a man's persistence."
"In ancient times, our witch tribe also had an ancestor with a water god. He is called Gonggong, and he has had a new partner for decades. He is similar to you, Master Shuishen. They are both true men... sons..."
The Yan Jun who spoke Shrinking their necks, the other nine Yamas' eyes widened and they almost rushed up to hold this guy down.
There is a problem with thinking!
There was a little embarrassment in the air around him. Li Changshou was about to change the topic when the spirit bead suddenly erupted, attracting their attention...
The spirit bead roared, and a He hit the strong man in front of him with a headbutt, and his head was like a star. His body was flexible and he avoided the attack of the strong man on the side. He punched the opponent's abdomen with his backhand, making the strong man arch like a prawn and knocking him down. underfoot.
Lingzhu's forehead bloomed with spiritual light. At this moment, the soul turned into jade, and the whole body was blessed with immortal power!
The war witches who stood up from the side were immediately attracted, pumping their fists and raising their legs...
Suddenly appeared in front of Lingzhuzi's eyes, the years he spent in Shuishen MansionYue, in the scenes of close hand-to-hand combat with the Tianjiang brothers, his body became more and more agile, and his attacks became more precise and fierce;
These ordinary war witches who came as a guest star were no match for the spirit beads in hand-to-hand combat. They were knocked down one by one by Lingzhuzi and thrown to their feet...
A moment later, Lingzhuzi stood on a hill, with long hair disheveled and covered with sweat. He raised his head and roared, tearing open the thin film with both hands. Undercoat...
"Who is there again?"
The Niutou on the side made a gesture, and several stronger Wu clan men took off their armor. He rushed forward, caught Ling Zhuzi and beat him hard.
If Master Taiyi saw this scene, he would probably die in peace.
A certain Yin Yang master felt that he seemed to be offended.
Li Changshou asked all the Lords of Hell: "Does the Wu Clan have a way to use weapons?"
King Qin Guang smiled and said: "Water God, don't worry, the little god will let the ox-headed horse-faced tribe go away." Take this kind of fighting method and find some decent sparring partners to help this Taoist disciple... gain some masculinity."
"Thank you, Yama."
"Water God is out. ”
At this moment, ten Yan Jun and Li Changshou rode the cloud forward together, and the chaos on the other side of the sky finally stopped.
King Guang of Qin went down to the clouds and told Niutou Mamian, and Li Changshou took advantage of the situation and handed over the architectural drawings of the 'Netherworld Courage House' to the underworld. Naturally, he did not need to do this himself.
Then, Li Changshou looked at the spirit bead in front of him, which was covered in bruises but showed a shy smile to him, and handed over a purse containing a paper Taoist.
"Seeing that your results are good, just stay with the Wu clan for a while.
Remember not to wander around, and you can contact me at any time.
These Practice is just some preparation in advance, and the main event will come later."
Lingzhuzi clasped his hands in his fists, and grinned while touching the injury on his shoulder.
Li Changshou smiled and took out a few bottles of elixir, patted Lingzhu on the shoulder, and joined the Lords of Hell in the clouds, heading to the edge of the Netherworld together.
Li Changshou also felt a little emotional in his heart...
Lingzhuzi and Yang Jian are truly worthy of being the sons of the Great Tribulation. Their advancement in cultivation and fighting skills can be said to be rapid.
Of course, the spirit bead will be reincarnated.
However, considering Dao Nezha’s natural supernatural powers and mana, reincarnation should only seal the memory of the spirit beads and retain his strength.
How powerful can Yang Jian and Lingzhu be when they become gods?
Li Changshou chatted with Yan Jun, thinking carefully in his heart.
No matter what, these two young generals still have to put more thought into it, not only to have more say in the Great Tribulation of the Gods, but also...
"Water God, How will this disaster be solved? Do you have any confidence?" King Chu Jiang interrupted Li Changshou's thoughts with a question.
Li Changshou shook his head with a smile: "The secret is confused, I'm afraid no one knows the details.how. ”
Then the topic started on the Great Tribulation. The ten Lords of Hell had experienced the Great Tribulation in ancient times. At this time, they were quite worried about whether the underworld would suffer from the pressure of ancient times.
— —The entire Nether World is full of resentful souls, and the six paths of reincarnation are constantly congested. Half of the souls have no time to reincarnate and dissipate directly, returning to the state of true spirits.
"If this really happens, I'm afraid I'll be sad again. ”
“I hope that won’t be the case. ”
Li Changshou said warmly, bringing the topic to the underworld reform, making the atmosphere more lively.
The entire matter was arranged by Li Changshou , and also prepared seven or eight backup plans.
Approaching the East Tianmen, the ten Yan Juns lined up, each assuming the posture of an immortal, hiding the Yin Qi contaminated in the underworld, and together with Li Changshou. Riding the clouds forward.
When we arrived at the Tianmen, the three divine swords on the gate emitted dazzling light, and the several heavenly generals guarding the gate saluted neatly with all the heavenly soldiers. Changshou shook his fly whisk, and the golden light shone in front of him, and a large number of heavenly soldiers lined up on both sides, arranging all the way from the East Tianmen to the depths of the cloud.
Arriving in front of Lingxiao Palace. , Li Changshou said:
"Please, Mr. Yan. ”
All the heavenly gods in the hall turned around and welcomed the ten Lords of Hell into the palace; the Jade Emperor in white on the high platform kept a faint smile.
The ten Lords of Hell all kowtowed together, and the Jade Emperor Emperor Wen said in a loud voice:
"Everyone, dear friends, stand up. From now on, when entering the palace, you only need to bow to me, no ceremony required. "
King Qin Guang said: "Thank you, Your Majesty! ”
Li Changshou presented a memorial to the side, saying that from now on the underworld will fully obey the orders of heaven.
He also sent a ‘Letter to the Emperor’ written by Empress Houtu herself, asking the Jade Emperor to also Love the common people and make good use of the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
The Jade Emperor was overjoyed and summoned the Heavenly Emperor's seal, and buckled the Heavenly Dao seal on his watch.
Suddenly he saw auspicious clouds floating outside the palace. The lightning flashed, and the thunder was deafening!
The seventh level of heaven was filled with golden light, and a golden temple was formed out of thin air. A plaque appeared on it, which read [Five Mountains Temple], and there were five empty thrones in it. !
When the golden light faded, the hall was wrapped in the power of heaven and disappeared into the heaven, leaving only a mist in place.
The Jade Emperor said: " Heaven has sensed that the throne of God has appeared. From now on, the God of Dongyue will be in charge of the underworld and be responsible for the communication between heaven and earth. ”
The Lord of Hell of the Tenth Hall, the immortals in the hall, and even the Jade Emperor all turned their attention to Li Changshou who was standing beside him.
Li Changshou:...
What does this matter have to do with him? Isn’t this the original position of Huang Feihu after the Great Tribulation?
He just wants to earn some merit and doesn’t want to work in heaven all the time.
At this time, rays of golden light emerged from the top of the Lingxiao Palace and merged into the bodies of the ten Lords of Hell. There was also a golden light that fell to the location of the Five Mountains Temple.
There is no one on the throne yet, so the merits will be released first.
Good luck!
Li ChangshouHe was a little distracted in the Lingxiao Palace, holding a fly whisk and remaining silent beside him, looking like a master who regards fame and wealth as nothing.
Actually, the main body is in a corner of Xiao Qiongfeng’s underground secret room, waiting eagerly!
Golden body of merit!
The prehistoric life-saving talisman!
A full 30% sense of security!
I only need to put the golden body of merit outside the main body, and I will have another layer of protection in the catastrophe!
This is a historic moment, this is!
Ka——
A thin purple lightning illuminated this dark corner without any warning, ignoring the numerous formations on Xiaoqiong Peak and countless others in the mountain. The arrangement fell in front of Li Changshou!
In this purple lightning, Li Changshou felt a Taoist charm that he had never directly perceived before. It was so...
Obscure, peaceful, complete, and vast. !
This rhyme condensed into three big words in his heart:
【owed first】
Li Changshou sat there blankly, opening his mouth. ah? ’ After a long cry, he quickly reacted, jumped out of his hiding place, and immediately bowed to the top!
Ling'e, who happened to be passing by the vase, was so frightened that she almost shouted.
"Disciple, I obey!
When will you have enough merit and merit, give it to me again? I am not in a hurry!"
That Taoist charm is on the Lingtai. The scene quietly dissipated, and Li Changshou breathed a sigh of relief, unaware that his back was covered with cold sweat.
Tsk, when it comes to picking up Aries with nothing, the Master’s generation is indeed the most slippery.
Ling'e asked in a low voice: "Brother, who are you talking to?"
"Well, an elder who has a heart for heaven and earth, noble moral character, and the origin of Taoism."< /p>
Ling'e tilted her head, and Li Changshou added silently in his heart, if your Golden Immortal Tribulation wasn't still in the hands of this big boss, how could my brother have bowed his head so easily.
Then you have to... put the sword on your neck, cry and shout, "You establish a written evidence", and then say it!