Fat?
Taoist Duobao had veins popping up on his forehead, his fingers were trembling slightly, and he was about to stand up and "turn over the table".
He has been in the prehistoric world for so many years, and has seen the ancestral dragon fight against the first phoenix, the ancestral witch fight against the demon emperor, and witnessed the rise of the Six Saints!
Which corner of the world has not seen his round figure swimming among the treasures?
Of course, these are not important!
Fat Taoist...
Is he fat?
If it weren’t for the fact that every time he had close contact with the treasures, the friction between each piece of spiritual treasure and the skin would be the best enjoyment, would he have maintained this figure?
Do you know the joy of lying on a pile of treasures and letting the orbs bounce around on your belly?
Since the Taoist sect has flourished, even the master can only say:
"Bao, why have you become a little more mellow recently?"
When to use it? Get over this fat word!
Taoist Duobao was angry in his heart, but he remembered that he was digging up the inside story of how the Jiejiao teaching luck was being dragged down, so he endured it and did not get angry.
If you say [fat] in front of him, doesn’t that mean you are pointing at Master Xuandu and saying [lazy], pointing at Guangchengzi and asking [senior brother, why do you have a senior brother above you]? He pointed at Huanglong and said "Watch it", pointed at Taiyi Master and said "Why are you so weird?"
Well, it seems that the last one is nothing...
Taoist Duobao, who had endured it for half a month, almost exploded with one stab!
Fortunately, Li Changshou stopped him in time and used his immortal knowledge to spread the message crazily:
"Senior brother, senior brother! Don't be like this, senior brother!
This Fairy Shiji is I'm talking about you being plump and beautiful, hold it in, hold it in, there are only two final steps left!
Ah yes, the word "fat" has another meaning. It is often used to describe the beauty of fairies, like "the fairy in the moon is not as good as you"! "Half" can also be understood as "you own half of the beauty of the moonlight"!
It's elegant, it's absolutely elegant!
A little impatience can lead to big things, we are here to investigate today. "Yes, we don't have to take action."
Listening to the screams coming from Li Changshou's immortal consciousness, and thinking of the three chapters of the previous agreement, Taoist Duobao's Taoist heart quickly recovered.
"What Chang Geng said is right. If you don't bear it, you will kill a few less people later."
This is already a murderous intention.
Li Changshou sighed in his heart, Jie Jiao really started fighting at the first disagreement, and the first thing he thought of was a fight.
But what surprised Li Changshou was that Taoist Duobao quickly showed a gentle smile, raised his head and smiled with a disguised face:
"Senior, junior just now... ..."
Unexpectedly, Shi Ji said again: "Are you still trying to quibble?
Could it be that he just came here to gain an identity and gain some foothold for himself? Isn't Tao worth mentioning?"
Li Changshou:...
Although I know that Shi Ji may be depressed at this time and want to find a place to vent, but this ……
Forget it, it can’t be saved, just wait to die.
I still came up with a second backup plan early, changed my thinking of following the clues, and adopted thunderous means to destroy the gang here. Later, I made the matter completely worse and used the entire power of Jiejiao to clean up the door.
Who is Senior Brother Duobao?
Jie Jiao's eldest disciple, one of the most respected masters of the three sects. According to Li Changshou's several observations, Duobao's strength should be above Guang Chengzi's, firmly sitting on the second spot among Taoist disciples.
If Duobao breaks out at this time, directly reveals his identity, and directly kills the four Jie Jiao Immortals who have appeared here, including Shi Ji, Li Changshou will not be surprised at all.
Elder brother also wants to save face.
But what surprised Li Changshou was...
"Hey, senior, please forgive me."
Taoist Duobao responded twice, Showing embarrassment, he stood up, bowed deeply to Shi Ji, and said hurriedly: "I have just arrived here. I have been driving in a hurry all the way, and my mind is not yet peaceful. Please forgive me, senior." "
Li Changshou raised his eyebrows secretly, becoming even more wary of Taoist Duobao.
"Sit down and listen," Shi Ji did not continue to say more. After saying this, he began to talk about his own practice experience.
Those who were looking at Taoist Duobao also withdrew their eyes and listened attentively. Most of them cherished this expensive lecture.
Li Changshou praised Taoist Duobao and said: "Senior brother, you are tolerant when you are patient, which is admirable."
"Alas," Taoist Duobao's expression was as usual, but deep down in his heart Sighing, "I actually wanted to take action just now, but suddenly I remembered that Shi Ji once listened to the sermon in front of the teacher and called me senior brother..."
Li Changshou also sighed softly, but did not Say more, just wait quietly.
And when Shiji preached, there would be some light petals floating out;
It can prove that this person who originally died tragically in the Nine Dragons Divine Fire during the Great Tribulation of the Gods Empress Shiji, who is under the cover, also has some good practices.
Li Changshou clearly remembered that this Empress Shiji...
She was in a miserable state.
In the story of Little Nezha, Nezha shot an arrow at Chentangguan and accidentally killed Biyun, the boy in front of Empress Shiji. Empress Shiji went to Li Jing to question her, and Li Jing happily killed her. Handed over Nezha;
Shiji fought with Nezha and easily took away Xiao Nezha's Qiankun Circle and Hun Tianling, and chased Nezha to the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain.
Originally, when Shi Ji saw Taiyi Zhenren, he bowed to him and called him "Brother Tao". He was easy to discuss and discuss Nezha's sins. Instead, he was attacked by Taiyi Zhenren and died tragically in the Kowloon Divine Fire Barrier. under.
In short, Taiyi Zhenren is the evil star of Empress Shiji.
Based on Li Changshou’s understanding of Taiyi Zhenren, if the story continues on its original track, a battle will inevitably arise between Yanjie, who has an excellent sense of striking first and can 100% successfully anger his opponent. Taiyi will definitely strike first.
However, considering the current situation before the catastrophe...
Li Changshou thought of his series of follow-up plans. Whether Empress Shiji would appear in Nezha's story, she really didn't know. That’s great to say.
What's more, it is still unknown whether Shiji can survive the current calamity.
Empress Shiji’s sermon lasted six hours in the blink of an eye.
As the sun sets in the west, the projection of the sun star in this vast world returns to the distant mountains, and the clouds and fog in the valley gradually disperse.
Shi Ji slowly stood up from the thatched cottage, the folds of his black skirt drifting away like water waves, but the mist still lingered on his face.
Because of listening to Shiji's sermon, there were about 10 or 20 people in a state of enlightenment at this time.
Taoist Duobao also looked like this at this time, with a little "shallow" Taoist charm floating around him, and it seemed that he could still make a breakthrough.
Clouds formed at Shiji’s feet, heading deep into the valley, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
At this time, the jade piece attached to Li Changshou brought words spoken from afar...
I heard Shi Ji say to others:
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"Okay, I've finished what I have to do today. If something like this happens again later, junior brother, please don't bother to look for me."
"Senior sister, don't be anxious, I have something for you. "Senior sister, can you please leave after listening?"
"Go ahead," Shi Ji said with a hint of helplessness in his voice.
Just listen to the immortal teaching: "Senior sister, I know that you have a noble temperament and do not want to preach to others for the sake of spiritual stones and precious materials.
But senior sister, you want to open a forum to preach. , the blessings are actually these casual cultivators who want to make a name for themselves, what we get is the tribute they offer, and what we promote is the reputation of our Jiejiao.
We Jiejiao thousands of immortals come to the court, no "It's only good to have more registered disciples."
"Humph," Shi Ji frowned slightly and said softly, "If you recruit today, they are all really wise. , A savvy Qi practitioner, I would still believe what you say if you don’t accept the benefits from them.
How should the inner sect brothers and sisters view this matter?
Isn’t this a clear price tag for the identity of the three generations of registered disciples of our Jie Sect?
It is true that our Jie Sect’s teachings are to intercept a glimmer of hope for living beings, but it is not intercepted in this way. !"
After hearing this, Taoist Duobao smiled secretly and said to Li Changshou: "It seems that this Shiji is not decayed."
Li Changshou laughed twice. , keep listening.
The male immortal said again: "Senior sister, it is actually a bit inappropriate to say this. In this world, does cultivation only depend on understanding? Wealth and land are also top priorities.
Sister, here are some of your sermons..."
"Take it back," Shi Ji said firmly, "You are insulting me!"
"You go first! Open it and take a look..."
Pop!
Buzz——
Li Changshou’s wind curse finally captured some movement, which was deep in the valley.There were also fluctuations in the collision of mana.
Feng Yushu heard another soft curse:
"Put away these spiritual stones, don't dirty the poor Taoist's eyes, and say goodbye."< /p>
The male immortal said anxiously: "Senior sister! Senior sister, don't be anxious. I am a junior brother and I didn't speak properly. Please don't blame me... senior sister!"
At this moment , a dark shadow flashed deep in the valley.
Shi Ji rose up from the clouds, with a stern face, and rushed towards the horizon, leaving a sentence:
"Don't come looking for me again in the future."
More Upon seeing this, Taoist Bao was filled with emotion: "It seems that, as you said, brother, all those involved in this matter cannot be killed and must be treated differently."
Li Changshou was also filled with emotion: The restraining power of the Heavenly Dao is really powerful. Shi Ji tried frantically on the edge of death, but in the end he was able to save the day...
Leave Shi Ji to be killed by the person who deserves to be killed at the right time and place. , in order to get the results that Heaven wants.
Has Heaven just affected Shiji?
Li Changshou did not dare to confirm. He could only open his Kongming Dao Heart and check whether he was driven by misfortune.
"Chang Geng, what should we do next?" Taoist Duobao asked.
Li Changshou thought about it and replied: "The best thing is to continue to be patient. These people here have already marked it, and the photo ball has also recorded these situations, but the convincingness is obviously not enough.
Zhongce is looking for a key to shorten the interval of exploration..."
Taoist Duobao said with a smile: "Then choose this Zhongce, it will be hard work for Junior Sister Shiji. ."
"What do you want to do, senior brother?"
"Just use the same words as before," Taoist Duobao opened his eyes, stood up from the futon, lowered his head and walked out of the valley. , "Chang Geng first think of an idea to keep Shiji and don't let her get too far away."
Li Changgeng muttered a few times and passed a message to Duobao.
So, so, so, so, Taoist Duobao's eyes lit up after hearing a few words.
You need a jade talisman when you come, but there is no obstacle when you leave.
After leaving the valley, Taoist Duobao rode the clouds and rushed to the sky, heading straight for Bu Zhongyao's Yunzhou Tower Boat.
When Taoist Duobao was only a thousand miles away from Yunzhou, Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao were already waiting at the bow of the boat;
A certain young sect leader showed a faint smile on his lips, and he was already waiting at the bow of the boat. I thought that if I could invite a skilled alchemist back, I would be so praised by my father, the head of the sect.
Suddenly, a stream of light flew from the side!
Before the guards on Yunzhou had time to respond, Caiyao and Bu Zhongyao had just turned around when they saw a figure dressed in black appearing out of thin air ten feet away.
Bu Zhongyao looked up and felt that the female fairy who suddenly appeared was very graceful and powerful, and his fairy consciousness had just seen her flying out of the valley...
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The master of interception, Empress Shiji!
Cai Yao’s reaction was quite quick., immediately bowed and saluted, and shouted:
"Disciple pays homage to the teacher!"
Shi Ji was slightly stunned, but he couldn't remember where he was, and he had seen this real fairyland. Fairy.
She nodded gently and said: "Excuse me, please find me a quiet room on the boat."
When the fat Taoist comes back, let him come to see me alone.
I felt familiar when I saw him before, but suddenly I remembered that his teacher and I are also old friends."
Cai Yao quickly looked at Bu Zhongyao beside him, who finally came to his senses. Come, I bowed to Shi Ji, turned sideways to greet him, and kept saying hello.
After a while, Empress Shiji chose a quiet little cubicle, raised her hands to arrange layers of barriers, and sat quietly in front of the wooden window, her celestial consciousness locked on the fat man floating slowly towards her. On the Taoist's body.
Unconsciously, her forehead wrinkled slightly, and the words she heard a moment ago echoed in her heart...
The moment she left this world, A ray of immortal consciousness broke through the immortal power arranged around her, broke through her protective magic weapon, and turned into a sound transmission to penetrate into her heart.
It was the voice of the fat Taoist:
[Fairy Shiji, the poor Taoist is a heavenly general in heaven. Today, under the orders of the water god of heaven and a disciple of the saint of human religion, he secretly investigates a family of immortals. Will the Immortal Alliance's forces betray the Immortal Alliance and turn to the Western Sect?
The results have been obtained today. I am in need of a way to escape. I happen to be passing by here and would like to ask the fairy for help.
When Pindao gets out of trouble successfully, I will definitely reward the Fairy with great gifts from Lord Water God!
This matter is of great importance and must not be made public. I also ask the fairy to go to Yunzhou where the young sect leader of this force is located. As a fairy, I want a private room. I will rush to join the fairy immediately.
Meet and discuss in detail, and you will know the truth and lies. 】
Then Shi Ji believed it.
This makes Taoist Duobao feel that there is no challenge, and he is going to change to [I, the Water God of Heaven, I will wait in the private room] next time.
Incomplete guarantees will have unexpected effects.
As soon as Taoist Duobao boarded Yunzhou, Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao came forward to greet him, saying that Empress Shiji was waiting for him.
At this time, the disguised Senior Brother Jie Jiao showed a bit of surprise, and at the same time, he showed just the right amount of happiness and nervousness, which was completely flawless.
"Why is Empress Shiji waiting for me here?"
"It seems to be related to fellow Taoist master," Bu Zhongyao urged, "fellow Taoist, please go in quickly. Don't keep Empress Shi Ji waiting.
This is a real master of Jiejiao, and we must not offend him."
"Young master, don't worry," Taoist Duobao is very serious. He bowed his hands, Li Changshou's laughter sounded in his heart, and hurried to the place where Empress Shiji was.
What happened next was quite smooth.
With Li Changshou's secret help, Taoist Duobao performed "Heavenly Undercover" flawlessly.
After only a moment in the cabin, Empress Shiji took the fat Taoist and left Yunzhou, on the pretext of going toVisit the Fat Taoist's master.
Before leaving, Taoist Duobao took Bu Zhongyao's arm and repeatedly told him that he would come to look for him later and asked him not to forget what he had discussed before.
This made Bu Zhongyao happy for a while. On the surface, he was elegant, but secretly he gritted his back molars. He just took a generous gift from his already insufficient accumulation and gave it to the master of Taoist Duobao. superior.
Although Taoist Duobao was disgusted by this, he still accepted it with tears of gratitude.
On Big Brother’s acting skills!
Waiting for Shiji to leave with Duobao and escape into this world;
Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao, who were standing at the bow of the ship, looked at each other, and the former showed a calm smile. As expected, the latter frowned slightly.
"Husband," Caiyao said, "if he doesn't come back, wouldn't all our spiritual stones be in vain."
"Short-sighted!"
Bu Zhongyao smiled calmly, looked at the direction Shi Ji left, and said calmly: "Today is just a few spiritual stones, we may have more help in the future!
Even, this person will It’s not impossible for Master to bring him too.
Hahahaha!” Caiyao frowned slightly when she heard this, and couldn’t help but think of her cousin’s senior brother, and she felt inexplicably calmer. .
With such a relationship and the presence of an expert like Empress Shi Ji, the other party cannot possibly be a liar.
......
Shiji and Taoist Duobao flew all the way, gradually flying tens of thousands of miles away from the limit of the distance that ordinary golden immortals can detect.
In the void, Shi Ji turned around and asked softly: "Fellow Taoist, how about I send you here?"
Duobao was silent.
Shi Ji asked again: "If this place doesn't work, Taoist friend can tell me a place. If I have nothing to do, I can send you there."
"Is there nothing to do?"< /p>
Taoist Duobao looked majestic and said coldly: "So you go to help people open a forum to preach?"
Shi Ji's beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly, and at this time he finally realized what he was seeing. Something was wrong with this 'fat' Taoist. He immediately became vigilant, took out a sword in his hand, and backed away several dozen feet.
"No need to struggle too much."
Taoist Duobao opened his left hand, and his five fingers flickered with colored light. The void within a hundred miles was completely sealed, showing an indescribable majesty. Slowly spread out on Taoist Duobao.
Shi Ji's expression changed drastically, and he was about to take action immediately, but the face of the fat Taoist in front of him suddenly changed, turning into a very familiar face that he had seen dozens of times before!
"S-Senior Brother..."
"Kneel down!"
Taoist Duobao shouted loudly, Shi Ji bent his slender legs and stood in the void Zhongzhi fell to his knees!
The sword in her hand was somewhat unsteady, and the concealment spell on her face and body disappeared instantly, revealing a pitiful and pretty face.
Li Changshou had no intention of admiring the beautiful scenery, but was just comparing it secretly.
Taoist Duobao's version of [Kneel Down] is indeed much less powerful than Fairy Yunxiao's [Kneel Down].
Not very professional.