This monkey head is really clever.
Li Changshou laughed dumbly.
Before I even entered the door, I was called "Master", and there was always a feeling... like being called 'Master' in my previous life.
Calm and dignified.
It’s just that the Great Sage Qitian came to pay homage to him. He was shaking the world, but he just happened to teach him.
Li Changshou sat still while several disciples who were responsible for inspecting the Taoist temple today moved forward.
These disciples were also lively. Two men and two women flew directly to the gate of the Taoist temple. The male disciples were dressed in serious Taoist robes, and the female disciples were wearing light white fairy skirts, standing on the cornices on the left and right.
Monkey has been in the world for many years, where has he ever seen such a battle?
Especially when seeing the understatement of these four immortals when they appeared, the monkey's Taoist heart was even more excited, and he bowed to the four disciples repeatedly.
It is still the etiquette of literati learned from ordinary people.
A female disciple on the side smiled and said: "This fellow Taoist is quite polite, but for some reason, he calls me master when he opens his mouth, and also says that he is here to become a disciple. Could it be that he has had an affair with his master before?" Promise?"
The stone monkey hurriedly said: "I have never seen it before, I have never seen it before, this is the first time I have found a treasure land, and I want to learn the magic of immortality."
There is another one. The male disciple smiled and said: "If my Taoist friends can come here, it can be regarded as a predestined relationship with my master. However, in the past few decades, many immortal masters have wanted to visit, but they have not been able to come to this door.
Please wait a moment, fellow Taoist, I will go and tell you. If the teacher wants to accept you as a disciple, he will definitely let you enter this door."
The stone monkey was overjoyed when he saw this, and he understood what he said. meaning.
He has become a destined spirit!
These four disciples were not rude. They treated each other with courtesy throughout the whole process, and they never made fun of Stone Monkey's appearance.
After all, different races have different aesthetics, and Stone Monkey never thought these two fairies were ugly.
A male disciple entered the Taoist temple and rushed to Li Changshou to report that a monkey creature with a thunderous face had come outside the Taoist temple and said he was here to become a disciple.
"Apprenticeship?"
Li Changshou deliberately put on airs, sat cross-legged on the soft couch, and said slowly: "If you can go to the door and order extraordinary things, let's go. After asking the three basic questions, I saw that the monkey was sincere."
"Yes, I understand."
The disciple said firmly, turned around and hurried back to the Taoist temple. in front of the door.
This coming and going attracted the disciples in the temple to run over and watch. They stood all over the wall left and right, with humans and demons mixed together. They were all wearing elegant Taoist robes and were surrounded by pure Qi.
When the stone monkey saw this, he turned somersaults with joy.
He does not know that this world is divided into humans, demons and ghosts. He [should] belong to the demon family, and there are many immortals with magical powers who will shout to kill demons.
Seeing so many demon disciples here, I couldn’t help but feel happy.
Many disciples were made to laugh by him.Whispering and asking where the monkey came from.
Squeak——
The male disciple stepped out and bowed to the stone monkey when the door was half open.
The stone monkey hurriedly asked: "Master, have you accepted me? Have you accepted me?"
"Fellow Taoist, the teacher has said that since you are here, you also have the intention to become a disciple. I will ask you three questions to see if you are sincere.”
The male disciple said warmly:
“Think carefully. If you are not sure, think about it carefully. Speak, but if you talk nonsense, the teacher will definitely punish you for disrespect."
"Easy to say, easy to say!"
"The first question is, where are you from? Where is your home, and how are your parents and relatives?"
The stone monkey bowed his hands and answered quickly:
"I came from the Dongsheng Divine Continent, which is called Aolai Country. , there are not many people around me.
I have no father or mother. My parents, relatives and brothers are all over the mountains and plains. "
"Nonsense!"< /p>
The male disciple frowned and said: "Can living beings pop out of stones? Is it possible that you are innately powerful, the spiritual embryo of heaven and earth?"
At this moment, a wisp of sound came through In the ears of this male disciple, it was their master 'Bodhi Patriarch' who reminded him:
"Next question."
The male disciple was also smart and immediately understood something. , his attitude towards monkeys is more gentle.
"You have passed this question without any insincerity. Let's listen to the second question.
Why did you become a disciple? Have you heard of my teacher's name before? "No."
The monkey said with a smile: "I want to become an immortal and live freely! Before, hehehe, I had never heard of the name of the master before. It was just that he came here by mistake when he was looking for an immortal. Here."
"Oh?"
The male disciple said with a smile: "There is a third question, which is also the most critical question.
If you practice. When you encounter a bottleneck and there is no hope of breakthrough in this life, do you choose to sit in the mountains and continue to practice, or do you choose to do good deeds in the mortal world?"
This question really stopped the monkey.
He scratched his head and looked up at the door plaque, feeling the ethereal Taoist charm of this place.
The monkey smiled and said: "You can live forever, you can live forever."
"I'm asking you, if you can't live forever through cultivation, what should you choose?"
< p>"Good and evil are none of my business. If I do good, others may think it is evil, so I might as well go back and live happily.""Your answer..."
The male disciple frowned and pondered for a few times, and as expected, the second sentence came:
"Let him in, change his clothes, and accept disciples in the temple at noon."
"These three If you ask, you've passed." The male disciple turned around and made a gesture of invitation, "Come on, the teacher agrees to accept you as a disciple. First, come with me to take a bath and change clothes."
Monkey Plop. He knelt down and kowtowed to the courtyard: "Thank you so much, Master! BrotherThank you very much, Master! "
This cleverness can really be called 'fine'.
The gate of the Taoist temple was wide open. The disciples jumped down from the left and right courtyard walls and lined up in two rows in the courtyard. For the time being, They stopped talking and let out their own auras.
The monkey jumped into the gate without paying any attention to the sense of ceremony. He kept bowing to both places and jumped up and down in the courtyard, causing several female disciples to cover their mouths. Smiling delicately.
The whole Taoist temple suddenly became happy.
In the backyard, Li Changshou sat there quietly, thinking deeply.
At this time, Tiandao watched. I can no longer distract myself from romance, I can only focus on plotting the way of heaven.
How can I add some variables to the monkey who is already locked in destiny?
p>
This operation is really difficult.
Two hours later.
Dang-dang-dang-
The sound of wooden fish is heard, chanting sutras. The sound disturbed people's minds.
In the main hall of the Taoist temple, all the disciples sat on the left and right, reciting the scriptures together.
Li Changshou sat on the word "Heaven and Earth". Before, he was holding a fly whisk in his left hand and a string of beads in his right hand. He wore a crane-haired Taoist hoop as his hair ornament, but he was wearing a Baini Taoist robe.
At the door of the palace, there was a fluffy palm grasping the doorframe, followed by a fluffy head.
This stone monkey didn't seem to be nervous at the moment, but on the contrary. The members of the Wanxing Cult looked at the 'Bodhi Patriarch' at the door, as if they wanted to test whether this was the Immortal Immortal.
Li Changshou remained silent, and the stone monkey jumped to the ground immediately after being pushed by someone. In the hall, he bowed his head and bowed to Li Changshou.
“Disciple pays homage to the master, disciple pays homage to the master! "
Li Changshou then opened his eyes, his expression was neither happy nor angry, and he said slowly: "You want to worship me as your teacher? ”
“Yes, yes, disciple becomes a disciple, disciple becomes a disciple!” "
Li Changshou asked: "Do you have a name? "
Stone Monkey hurriedly said: "This disciple has no surname or name. Please ask the teacher to give me a surname. ”
Li Changshou nodded and said: “You have a thunderous face, and a natural Taoist body. There are no karma around you, and you have clean air in your mouth. Although you are born as a hozen, you are already a Taoist.” After enlightenment, be a Hu or a Sun.
In this way, I will give you the surname Sun. ”
“Good grandson, good grandson! ”
The monkey shouted repeatedly, “Master, please give me another name!” ”
Li Changshou chuckled from the bottom of his heart.
May you realize the great truth and have no regrets, and be arrogant and respect yourself.
But this cannot be said. , Li Changshou just said: "The poor Taoist cultivator has the way to understand emptiness, and after understanding the principle of emptiness, let's call you Wukong, how about it? "
The stone monkey tasted the grinding carefully: "Wukong, Wukong... Sun Wukong! Do we have a name too? ”
Li Changshou nodded with a smile, flicked his fly whisk, and a male disciple on the side reminded Shi Hou to go and sit in the corner. This was considered a day of worship.Teacher etiquette.
The monkey knew the rules quite well and knelt down and kowtowed for a while.
Li Changshou didn’t feel too much. After all, this Taoist temple and these disciples here all created an environment for monkeys to grow. He was only responsible for giving monkeys skills.
Let Tiandao take care of the rest.
When Sun Wukong took his seat, Li Changshou signaled the disciples to stop chanting and began to explain the scriptures.
How can Sun Wukong calm down at this moment?
Although I knew all the words that came out of Master's mouth, these words together made me feel dizzy. They were bigger than those old gentlemen's dialect scriptures.
But Sun Wukong knew the rules and did not dare to disturb other practitioners. He just stared at his big eyes, looking left and right. After a while, he fell asleep again, with his head like a chicken pecking. Mi, the body is like a reed stick in the reed marsh.
Soon, there was a loud sound of "snoring".
Wukong single-handedly ruined the entire classroom atmosphere.
Li Changshou almost laughed in his heart, but on the surface he was serious and explained the scriptures unmoved.
The disciples were also quite happy, but their faces were tense and they felt a little uncomfortable.
At sunset, Li Changshou's figure disappeared with the wind, and all the disciples breathed a sigh of relief and gathered around the sleeping monkey.
"Junior Brother Wukong? Junior Brother Wukong?"
Several male disciples looked at each other, showed a bit of evil smile, and pointed at the monkey, making him sleep deeper. A little more.
Half a day later...
"Huh?"
The monkey opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that he was hanging on a big tree, with his body There is still a little magic left in the tied rope.
He couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he recalled the previous class. He turned around and saw that it was in the backyard of a Taoist temple, and he was somewhat relieved.
Why did you fall asleep?
Why did he fall asleep?
It’s the first time I practice Taoism. It’s normal to not be able to follow the class and feel like listening to heavenly scriptures. Why is this...
Buzz~Buzz~
Monkey I trembled subconsciously, raised my head slightly, and couldn't help but swallow.
The rope that tied him was tied to the tree trunk. Only three inches away from the rope was a honeycomb.
How can Master’s method of punishing people be the same as playing tricks on the little monkey?
Sun Wukong looked left and right, and saw no one everywhere. His body swayed like a swimming fish, and he slipped out of the rope restraint and ran away without a trace.
That’s it?
Sun Wukong shrugged and returned to the residence he had already recognized before. Deep down in his heart, he was secretly worried about how he could keep up with the teacher's lectures.
......
"Oh, being a marshal is so boring."
Heaven, by the Tianhe River.
A newly promoted Tianhe Navy Marshal is wearing aThe light gold armor was lying on the grassy embankment of the Tianhe River, holding a piece of dead grass in his mouth and complaining pretending to be proud.
Ao Yi, who was playing with the jade talisman in his hand, couldn't help but said: "It's quite boring."
Bian Zhuang squirmed and came over, "What's wrong? Brother, what kind of official position have you been promoted to? ?"
"That is, the commander-in-chief of the Three Thousand World Heavenly Soldiers," Ao Yi shook his head slowly, "I am not a high-ranking official, but I am asked to succeed Brother Jinpeng."
"Jinpeng..."
Bian Zhuang murmured, and then suddenly realized: "So that's what happened."
"What?" Ao Yi frowned and asked.
“A few days ago, Jinpengniao was drunk and said some things that he shouldn’t have said in public,” Bian Zhuang sighed, “This general has great abilities and vast magical powers. He is definitely ranked among the generals in heaven. The top ten masters.
But he is a little too crazy."
Ao Yi said: "General Jin Peng is not arrogant, but he is a bit stubborn."
Bian Zhuang said: "Why is it difficult to calm down? Heaven is not good enough for him?"
Ao Yi stopped talking, his eyes were thoughtful, and he shook his head uncertainly.
Bian Zhuang asked again: "It's strange to say that you are from the dragon tribe and he is from the phoenix tribe. Dragon and phoenix are mortal enemies, but you still call them brother and virtuous brother."
"I always feel that General Jinpeng is quite close to me," Ao Yi said slowly, "The Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation is an old thing. It has been so long, and there is no hatred that is difficult to let go.
I have asked before Father...that's all."
Ao Yi sighed softly and closed his eyes, but in his heart, he remembered the scene where he was kneeling in front of his father a few days ago.
‘Father, I always feel that there is something missing in Tao’s heart. I always feel that the world in heaven is very awkward now.
Father, did something happen before...'
'Shut up and step back. ’
This is the result again.
Ao Yi looked at the jade charm in his palm and couldn't help but feel a little lost.
Bian Zhuang chuckled, lying there with his arms as pillow, but he felt indescribably comfortable, and murmured: "It would be great to see Fairy Chang'e again."
Ao Yi smiled, but didn't say much.
At the same time;
Meishan is the residence of Yang Jian, the true king of Erlang.
Nezha, who has cultivated into a young man, is peeling an orange and watching the live broadcast on the bronze mirror in front of him with great interest.
In the bronze mirror are several fairies performing a dance. This is a dance for celebrations and can be danced;
If it is a dance for His Majesty the Jade Emperor or a peach banquet, Of course we can't rehearse in public.
Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief and carefully wiped the three-pointed two-edged gun.
Nezha suddenly said: "Senior brother, I may be suffering from evil spirits recently."
Yang Jian's hand trembled, and the three-pointed two-edged spear almost knocked him into the mysterious body. Some bloodshot eyes.
“What symptoms?This is no small matter. "
"This," Nezha was a little unsure, looking away from the bronze mirror and looking at the roof, "there will always be a faint figure in my heart, and from time to time there will be a few. The words rang in my ears.
It feels like the Demon Ancestor is summoning. "
Yang Jian was facing a formidable enemy and said seriously: "Lie down and I will take a look with my heavenly eyes. "
"Don't look around," Nezha said a little embarrassed, "I'm not a little kid now. ”
Yang Jian sneered, took out a scroll from his sleeve and placed it beside him.
His engagement with a certain princess of the Dragon Palace, who had just been married the year before last After breaking the shell, he was sent to the Yaochi for training and got married a hundred years later.
The marriage contract was given by the Jade Emperor, with the intention of letting Yang Jian represent the Dragon Clan and restrain the Dragon Clan.
After thinking about it carefully. He didn't refuse, it's time for him to start a family, and the other party only needs to be virtuous and virtuous. We won't look down on them just because we are from the human race and the other party is from the dragon race.
At the moment, Yang Jian opened his eyes, aimed at Nezha's forehead, and saw Nezha's spiritual platform.
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, then his face turned pale and his breathing became a little short. /p>
Nezha wondered: "How..."
Yang Jian's hands suddenly moved forward and pressed Nezha's mouth, and immediately said: "Don't open your mouth, this evil spirit has already taken shape. , let’s go find Master and Uncle first. ”
Nezha didn’t know why, but Yang Jian felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He raised his spear, summoned the two roaring heavenly dogs, and fled towards Qianyuan Mountain with Nezha.
He Seeing the shadow floating in Nezha's mind, he suddenly thought of something his master had said to him.
Heaven's Taboo;
Those who oppose Heaven;
The forbidden creature who once held up the entire heaven, but was expelled by Taozu, is the real Taibai Jinxing
'Uncle Chang'an'