"Boss Miao, you tricked me! If you don't give me a suitable discount today, I won't get up!" The huge thrush clone hugged its belly and huddled in pain.
Although her whole face turned pale due to menstrual cramps, she still had the mind to bargain with Miao Ge, and even tried to seize the opportunity to get money from Miao Ge's claws.
Brother Miao replied with a squeak: "Seeing that you can still bargain, I feel relieved."
If you can still bargain, it means you are very good and energetic.
Hearing this, the giant thrush trembled and stretched out his hand to catch the hamster...but was easily avoided by Brother Miao every time.
"Excuse me, would you like some brown sugar water?" Huamei squatted in front of her clone. This feeling was very new to her.
Watching a 2-meter-tall self huddled in a ball, twitching in pain, this was something she had never experienced before.
"Thank you, eating something sweet can ease my pain when I'm in pain." The giant thrush clone replied in a trembling voice.
A few minutes later, the Huamei clone was holding a cup of brown sugar water in his left hand and a lollipop in his right hand.
"Can clones eat?" Xu Qiji was a little curious. He remembered that his 'clone' did not have the function of eating... At most, it just pretended to 'eat' and ate What goes down will not be converted into the energy of the clone.
"I'm special. What I eat is not the material itself, but the 'sweetness' contained in it. Just think of me as eating their souls. Fuhehehe~" Thrush clone let out a burst of Ghostly laughter.
This laughter reminded Xu Qiji of the horror movies he watched as a child, which made his hair stand on end.
"Fuhehehe~" Huamei seemed to be very interested in this laughter. After hearing it once, she started to learn it on the spot.
Xu Qiji: "..."
He regretted lending Huamei's clone. He could not imagine that his wife would look like a ghost every time she smiled.
After eating some sweets, the pain of the giant thrush seemed to be suppressed.
She sat cross-legged on the ground carelessly and got to the point: "Sorry, I made you two laugh. Because I am in a special state, I have a very low tolerance for things like 'pain'. Ordinary The pain affects my mind and makes me feel beyond the critical point of pain... By the way, why is it obviously a blank clone with the property of menstrual cramps? If I had known better, I would have chosen Mr. Xu's clone to project. At least men don't have this. Hehehe~"
"I don't know, I guess it's because Huamei's clone is special." It was also the first time for Xu Qiji to use Huamei's hair to create a clone. Never tried it.
The thrush on the side asked curiously: "Can I ask what state you are in? Will ordinary pain be magnified so many times?"
The giant thrush froze. His face looked troubled.
"Isn't it convenient to say it? Sorry." Xu Qiji was keenly aware of this and immediately made up for his wife's mistake.
"No, I want to try to see if the projection clone can lie...I held it in for a long time, trying to trick you all into a lie, but I couldn't coax it out. It's really annoying." The giant thrush is very Frankly.
Brother Miao: "..."
Xu Qiji: "..." Madam, is it really okay for you to be so straightforward? Why do you want to say this whole lie to us?
Bad enough to be honest?
At the same time, he also noticed an element from the other party's words.
"Can't you lie?" Huamei raised the corners of her mouth and said what Xu Qiji wanted to say.
"It's not that I can't lie at all, but it will be restricted under normal circumstances... This is a boring curse restriction. Sooner or later, I will break this restriction, and then the old island owner All the ashes were raised," the giant thrush replied honestly.
"Oh~" Huamei nodded slightly, this is a very useful attribute.
Brother Miao: "Squeak~"
"Boss Miao, if you don't tell me, I will forget about it. I haven't introduced myself to you two yet." The giant thrush sat upright. He said: "My name is Yu Le, I am the lamp-bearing saint of Taisu Xuanyin Sect..."
"Squeak~" Brother Miao suddenly squeaked.
Huamei translated aloud: "The Taisu Xuanyin Sect is a terrorist organization in Miao Ge's world. It likes to cause explosions everywhere. The central idea of the sect is that all living beings are equal. To make all things equal, if there is inequality, , Let them be equal in terms of physics."
Xu Qiji: "For example?"
"For example: Passer-by A is only 1.9 meters tall, but Passer-by B is only 1.5 meters tall. The average height is 1.6 meters, then we will break the legs of passerby A and make him 1.6 meters... If passerby B has a leg, we will also break his legs and replace him with longer legs. "Giant Thrush." She explained to herself, while she rolled her eyes at the hamster, was it interesting to expose her background?
Xu Qiji: "???"
Is there something wrong with your organization's brain?
"A metaphor, I am just giving a metaphor to let you understand the teachings. We are not free enough to break the legs of ordinary people. There are so many people in the world... However, the founder of Taisu Xuanyin Sect People have some problems with their brains, we all admit this." Saint Yu Le said calmly: "Because I grew up there, there is nothing wrong with becoming a lamplight saint. I have always thought this. It is right that all living beings are equal in physics."
"What happened next?" Xu Qiji asked - she was originally a saint, but why did she become the island owner?
"Well, one day later, when I followed the leader and ten elders to implement the 'physical equality of all living beings' on an existence, I was stabbed through by that existence with a random shot, and I fell from the nine heavens. I was stuck all the way to the Land of Blue Fall and almost died. Then I was stuck in the Land of Blue Fall for more than four hundred years... During those four hundred years, I thought a lot and thought through a lot." Saintess Yu Le said. Slowly recall.
“Your weird sect can survive, too.A miracle. "Xu Qiji didn't even know what to say.
"How could it still exist? During the four hundred years when I was nailed to the Land of Blue Sky, I heard that the sect was destroyed and the entire organization The headquarters were all reduced to ashes by the 'Physical All Beings Equality'. "Saint Yu Le looked up at the sky.
"..." Xu Qiji comforted him: "I'm sorry~"
"There's no need to be sorry, that corrupt religion will end sooner or later. of. And it happened hundreds of years ago..." Saint Yu Le looked heartless, not at all sad because the sect was destroyed.
"Originally, I was nailed to the Land of Blue Fall, If you can't escape, you will die sooner or later. Later, a kind-hearted person passed by the Land of Blue Fall and saw me nailed there without life or death. He felt kindhearted and rescued me. ”
“After rescuing me, the kind-hearted man simply stayed true to his word and promised to treat the bullet wound on my body. So, I followed him. Later, decades later, my injury had not been completely cured, but somehow, I became the owner of his island... responsible for teaching the 80,000 islanders. When I think about it now, I still feel like there was a conspiracy in it. ”
“Inherit the island and rule the 80,000 islanders? I only dare to think about such good things in my dreams. "Xu Qiji shed tears of envy.
House prices in the world are so high now. How valuable is an island that can live for 80,000 people? If you inherit such a big island at the beginning, you can board the island in one fell swoop. The peak of life.
“I came to Boss Xu this time just to send some of the islanders to the trial to improve their combat experience and earn some energy stones while working. When I complete my promise to the old island master and the task of [training 50,000 level 4 ability users], my merits will be complete and I will retire..." Saint Yu Le did some calculations and said: "That's all. 30,000. ”
She now has a long way to go.