Smash it, smash it.
Zhang Beixing felt that his post was not perfect.
But for now, that’s all.
"Buzz buzz"
The phone vibrated.
With the crackling sound,
Zhang Beixing looked down and found that in just a few minutes, there were already more than twenty replies to his post.
"Martial arts, second grade, changing one's fate against the will of heaven, the poster must have written it, so he can make it up"
"The teacher didn't teach them, so he went up and slapped them both. Seeing that he was still angry Don’t go crazy”
“If you don’t understand, just ask, what does rat rat mean rat person?”
“Whatever, let’s glue it first”
"What age are you still practicing traditional martial arts? Learn about the American Iai style. It is simple and easy to use. Once you pull the barrel of the gun, there is no one who can beat it. The gun is fast and fast within seven steps. Within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast."
"Hey, it seems that you know a lot about American Iai. I admit that you are very strong, but if, I mean if, I step on my left foot and my right foot and fly directly to the sun, and then kick out the sun's helium flash , how should you deal with it with only a gun?"
"Good boy, you are the cause of the wandering earth, right? You have to apologize to all mankind."
"Just a passer-by, I have one thing to say, The Wandering Earth is not good to watch, I fell asleep for three hours in the cinema."
"No, The Wandering Earth hasn't even been released yet, the robots have already been created."
“”
The comment area was very lively and full of joy.
Zhang Beixing looked at the answers of those shady netizens and couldn’t laugh or cry.
Although he has long known that these people are not serious.
But I didn’t expect that these people could be so unruly
American-style Iai, with the left foot stepping on the right foot.
What are these?
Is it related to his post?
Suggestion detected, suggestion has been included
It is recommended to step on the left foot and the right foot, difficulty s, whenever you left foot Step on your right foot and fly ten meters, reward 10 ability points
Zhang Beixing""
"No, this kind of obvious prank will also work"
Listen The corner of Zhang Beixing's mouth twitched when the system prompt sound came from the side.
It is indeed a Sanwu system
Even such outrageous suggestions will be included.
Zhang Beixing complained in his heart and was speechless.
However, he was speechless. He also discovered some problems from this incident.
Even the suggestions he got on the Internet will be included in the system
And the system is not what Zhang Beixing thought. It will accept everyone who comes, as long as you make suggestions. Included.
The system will filter the suggestions
"The filtering conditions should be related to myself."
"So far, all suggestions included in the system have Let me exercise and make me stronger"
"Teachers Liu have big mouths and practice American Iai. These two are obviously incompatible with exercise, so the system does not respond. ”
Understand the screening mechanism.
Zhang Beixing’s mood improved a lot.
He continued to look at his phone. At this glance, half Hours.
Shadow netizens are worthy of the name of Shadiao.
All kinds of funny things, all kinds of jokes, even Zhang Beixing, a reborn person, can’t help but smile after reading it.
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I lament that these people are really good at making things happen, and they can always come up with new tricks for him
Of course, not everyone is doing things well.
There are also some people. While analyzing for Zhang Beixing,
No, after flipping through it for a while, a comment came into view: "Have you ever thought about becoming Sun Wukong if the teacher doesn't teach you the secret book of martial arts?"
This comment was very confusing, even a little confusing.
Zhang Beixing didn't understand what the other party meant, so he clicked in and found it in the other party's comment area. , many people were also confused by the other party's incomprehensible words.
After looking around, there was no answer.
Zhang Beixing asked, "What is Sun Wukong?" Meaning"
Not long after, there was just a ding-dong sound, and the man replied to Zhang Beixing. He said, "It means literally, how did Sun Wukong get the Seventy-two Transformations and the Somersault Cloud when he became a disciple?"< /p>
Seventy-two Transformations
Somersault Cloud
Could it be
"You mean the teacher left me a hint"
Zhang Beixing replied, the other party made it so clear. If he still doesn’t understand, then he really needs to change his mind.
"Yes, since the other party has passed on the martial arts secrets to you, it means that. It seems that he is actually optimistic about you. The reason why he doesn't teach you should be due to other reasons. He can only leave hints for you to understand. If you understand, you can learn. If you don't understand, there will be no more. Opportunity"
"That's it, thank you for your advice"
Zhang Beixing understood. After the other party reminded him, he suddenly became enlightened
Then he thought about it, Liu What hint did the teacher leave for him?
Ever since he entered the room, Teacher Liu has been rejecting him and persuading him to give up practicing Yue Shi Lian Quan. The first time I took action was to choke on his apprenticeship ceremony and throw a book at him
In conjunction with Sun Wukong's night visit to Patriarch Bodhi
"Is this what it meant?"
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Zhang Beixing suddenly realized, his eyes became brighter
How to use Brother Huozi’s words
I understand, Master Dao understands
Seeing Zhang Beixing's expression turn from gloomy to clear after playing with his mobile phone.
The people in the dormitory looked at each other and reached a certain consensus.
Zheng Jituo walked to Dong Guoning. Next to Jin Linyu, he lit a cigarette.Taking a deep breath, he looked at Dong Guoning and said, "Old Dong, what do you say?"
Dong Guoning shook his head
"It's hopeless. With my many years of dog-licking experience, Lao Zhang's phone just dinged The bell rang loudly, it must be the goddess he was licking sent him a message."
"And after reading the message, he instantly became happy."
" What does this mean? This means that his current emotions are no longer controlled by himself, but by her. This is a characteristic only in the late stage of dog-licking. People in this period, no matter what the other party says, he will explain it, even if it is When he saw the two of them renting a room together, he could even deceive himself and say that the man was the other person's brother. He didn't expect that Lao Zhang would be such an affectionate person. It's a pity that his affection was used in the wrong place."
With that said, Dong Guoning also lit up a cigarette with a sigh on his face.
Only Jin Linyu was meditating. He always felt that something was wrong with this matter. Thinking of Zhang Beixing's usual virtue, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, is there a possibility that we can do something about this matter?" Wrong, Lao Zhang is not trapped by love at all, he is just in a bad mood."
"Why is Lao Zhang like this and he is not trapped by love? If he were not trapped by love, I would stand on my head and eat three kilograms. Okay." Dong Guoning flicked the cigarette ashes and said with disdain, his tone was very sure.
Then, he took Jin Linyu and Zheng Jituo and started plotting in a low voice.
Zhang Beixing had no idea that he was just in a bad mood, yet he could be thought of by his roommate so much, and even became a good man trapped in love.
If he knew, he would definitely be extremely disgusted and shout slanders
After all, affectionate is not a good word these days.
It represents injustice and deception
The yellow-haired boy who charges for love proves this point.
He's crazy. In his previous life, Zhang Beixing was quite angry when he saw this news. He felt worthless for that kid and wanted to support him.
But what happened?
It turned out that Naima’s story was just a script
Those who supported the yellow-haired boy were all deceived
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