In the city center, outside the train station, a black Mercedes-Benz GE hotel car passed through the busy road, like a huge rock separating the tidal flow of people.
“I don’t need them to come to apologize. If an apology is useful, why do we need the police? Haha, I forgot that it is the police who are causing trouble this time. This group of corrupt bureaucrats will do this afterward. On the surface, when you participated in the Shwedagon Pagoda project, the cultural department officially promised our daily safety."
The blond aunt was sitting on the wide boss chair in the back of the SUV, with her two calves crossed and stacked on top of each other. Together, we muttered to the phone.
She frowned, her sunglasses were pushed up to her forehead, and her whole person exuded a fierce aura. Even the double-laminated door of a luxury SUV could not stop her barrage of complaints. , that majestic appearance is just like a female general preparing to go into battle, and also like a thousand noisy ducks.
"So, this is a diplomatic incident"
After more than ten minutes of frothing at the mouth, the blonde aunt made her conclusion in an unquestionable tone.
"My wife is right."
Uncle Sakai, who had endured the squalling of ducks on the other end of the phone, seized this opportunity and immediately pecked Rice-like heads nodded in agreement.
"Well, this is a diplomatic incident."
Seriously.
The train station police officer who wanted to detain Katsuko Sakai this morning to make a small fortune obviously did not look at the almanac when he went out and kicked the iron plate.
Even if Chen Shenglin didn’t take action, as long as there was enough time for the incident to ferment.
Master Sakai’s precious daughter is not something that a small policeman from Southeast Asia can extort if he wants.
When Gu Weijing and Sakai Katsuko were still chatting with each other on the boat in the middle of the lake in the Botanical Garden.
After receiving the report from the bodyguard about what happened, Mrs. Cruz was furious. She called her husband, who was enjoying herself alone in Osaka, and gave her a warning, asking him to ensure that this kind of thing would never happen again.
Uncle Sakai hung up the phone after being scolded by his wife.
The Japanese Foreign Ministry officials who originally invited them to participate in the international project were yelled at. The embassy also privately conveyed an informal protest to Yangon, reminding them to ensure the safety of local citizens.
The artist Kazunari Sakai is also considered a major cultural celebrity in Asia.
His daughter was blackmailed. This matter could be big or small, but it still attracted the attention of all parties. Such a complicated series of procedures was completed in half a day.
No matter how it is handled privately, the Yangon Tourism Bureau’s attitude is still very good.
Although the official statement stated that it was just a misunderstanding caused by a routine inspection, a special person will still be sent to apologize to Sakai Katsuko.
Seeing that nothing happened to his daughter anyway, Uncle Sakai thought this answer was enough, so he calledMy wife, please report the situation and show your merit.
Unexpectedly, he was slapped with a lot of curses.
"Nothing happened to Shengzi this time. I'm not being pretentious. If anything happens to the girl, wouldn't it be too late if you worry?"
"Well, well, say That’s right, it makes sense. My wife is right to criticize.”
A thousand kilometers away.
Uncle Sakai was lying leisurely on the beanbag in the studio, watching the replay of the baseball game between the Koshien dark horse Okeijuku and Maioka Middle School that attracted national attention in Japan this year on the TV, with a music player on his lap. While holding two large boxes of fried onion rings, he agreed casually.
He is very well-behaved. Basically, he never talks back to his wife about all the little things at home.
Such a good lady is hard to find even with a lantern, and a few scoldings will not make you lose a few kilograms of meat.
Like a fat goat of 120 kilograms with a gentle personality.
My wife and daughter are not at home, and my son has gone to boarding school. I can be as happy as I want.
Even if you lie flat on the sofa, eat junk food that will fall apart, watch high school baseball with sleepy eyes, and feel the long-lost passion and beauty in the camera, no one will care.
From time to time, you can also take a stroll and eat a small barbecue that is full of calories.
What is the happiness of a middle-aged man?
This kind of life that does not require self-discipline and seems to be lazy is the unique pleasure of middle-aged men.
In the past two months, Uncle Sakai was so happy that he wanted to bleat.
"However, now that the matter has been resolved, it is not easy for the Tourism Bureau, so we can just ask them to apologize. Anyway, you can only stay for one semester at most, otherwise you have to be really worried, we Please give Katsuko two more bodyguards or something."
Uncle Sakai has a healthy heart and a fat body. He has been living happily recently and has a good attitude.
The uncle is very Buddhist and not angry.
He has also been to underdeveloped areas like the Kenya Art Park in Africa before. As a country gradually develops, it will encounter one thing or another.
Katsuko was not short of hair, and he was too lazy to argue with the bureaucrats of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
For the embassy to be willing to protest informally about such a trivial matter is already a great deal of face and has risen to a higher level.
Neither necessary nor meaningful.
Strictly speaking, he and Shengzi took the visa and went through the national channel, and the monument restoration master project they went to has ended.
Now that his daughter is still staying in Myanmar and not coming back, it is a personal act.
Even if the small official who contacted the Japanese side continued to roar, there was nothing more the other party could do except bow and say a few words of "Simi Masai".
Sakai Kazunari was in a good mood recently, so he let this poor guy go.
"Don't use this tone to deal with me, you don't care about our daughter at all"
The truth is this.
Mrs. Sakai, however, was not satisfied with her husband’s way of handling things that was not tough at all. She complained several times, which caused a series of messages from the phone, which seemed to be a programmed automatic responder. The response sound of um um ah ah.
The blonde aunt raised her wrist and looked at the time.
"It's already dark here. Counting the time, it's about half past six at your place now"
"Well, 6:37, what's up."
Uncle Sakai threw another onion ring into his mouth, looked at the clock on the wall, and said casually.
"What are you doing."
"Watching the TV broadcast, you may not know in Myanmar that Yingqing Yijun, where Oka Chang attended, is expected to enter the national championship again this year after 103 years. Koshien Finals, this is all the sports-related topics on the daily push now."
"I know, I saw the activities of the alumni cheering group in the parent group, I mean, it's not dinner time now, right? What are you chewing on onion rings in your mouth when you talk?"
The blond aunt has used her ability to listen to sounds and identify shapes. It is also a good skill to switch her ear to practice concealed weapons.
"Well, uh, oh, it's fruit and vegetable fiber biscuits, yes, fiber biscuits. Weight loss experts say that obese people should eat smaller meals more frequently to control the overall calorie intake. The whole grain ones taste pretty good. ."
Crack.
The onion rings in his hand fell back into the box, and he swallowed dryly.
Uncle Sakai's only shortcoming is that he can't keep his mouth shut. Over the years, he has been "stealing" while battling wits with his wife, and he has also developed his ability to tell lies.
Although I have agreed with my wife to lose weight.
But let’s just muddle along. People have reached this age, so why bother yourself?
Anyway, my wife and daughter won’t be back for several months. Let’s talk about weight control later.
Only when you are full can you have enough energy to lose weight.
The worst thing is to put all the fat on that puddle and act cute and pretend to be pitiful. My wife is such a gentle and lovely woman, and it will only take two days to discipline myself.
"Well, dear, let's go back to what happened just now. I think you are right. This matter cannot be forgotten like this. You have to teach them a lesson. Look at your husband, I am here. Go scold them online."
Uncle Sakai immediately changed the dangerous topic.
Sorry.
You are out of luck.
"Heh." The blonde aunt sneered with unknown meaning into the phone receiver, making Uncle Sakai's whole body tremble with laughter.
"Forget it, Shengzi and I have to stay here for a long time, so we don't want to offend people too much."
The blond aunt looked at the hand from the train station. The boy and girl who came out holding hands snorted again, but their tone became softer.
"Okay, okay, I know, my dear, that you are the most considerate and responsive person."
Uncle Sakai chose without hesitationChoose a flattery and lick it.
"Then over in Yangon, do you still want them to come and apologize?"
"There is no need to ask. Of course, I don't want to let them in to express my anger. "Whether they come or not is a matter of their attitude. If they don't come to apologize, how can I slam the door in their faces and drive these people away?"
On these issues, Mrs. Sakai is still as domineering as ever. .
"Shengzi came out of the train station. I'm going to pick her up now. I love you, so let's leave it as it is. But"
She stopped and felt that she had escaped her wife's inspection. , Uncle Sakai was breathing a sigh of relief.
"Issei, do you remember sexy candies?" She said playfully.
"Uh-huh-huh"
Uncle Sakai was startled, blinked his eyes, and immediately sat up from the beanbag with a big belly.
The so-called sexy candy.
It is the theme keyword of a sexy lingerie catwalk show with high ratings of Victoria's Secret, which set a CBS broadcast record.
When the maid at home was cleaning the room last year, she swept out a lot of large-scale magazines from under Tsunamasa Sakai’s bookcase.
Neither of them are rigid people.
Mrs. Sakai just sighed and said that Tsunasa had grown up, so she asked the servant to hide the magazines back under the bookshelf. In the future, she would inform Sakai Tsunasa before cleaning the room.
Professor Kazunari Sakai flipped through the magazine with great interest, and suggested to his wife that his son's taste still had merit.
That magazine is about the "sexydeicio" theme series of clothing.
My wife has always been noncommittal, which made Uncle Sakai secretly disappointed, thinking that she didn't understand.
"Do you like it?" the blonde aunt said seductively.
"I like it, I like it."
Uncle Sakai licked his lips frantically, stretched and inhaled, and his big belly bounced like a rubber ball, even the beloved sheep The green onion rings were thrown aside without any care.
Tsunamasa is a member of the Sakai family.
The taste of the Sakai family men is passed down from generation to generation.
"Well, I bought a whole set of sexydeicio in the shopping cart. When I get back, I will let my Byron taste it to see which set is more deicio."
Mrs. Cruz The tone of her voice reveals the romantic charm of a Latin girl.
“My wife is the best”
Uncle Sakai let out a long moan, patted his belly happily, and his whole body was immersed in the imagination full of peach-colored little hearts.
Life is wonderful.
"You should be able to come back in July." The uncle asked expectantly.
“We haven’t had an intimate life for a while. Shengzi needs to stay here until the end of the semester, and I can take two days next week.It's only less than a three-hour flight back home. ”
“Uh. ”
“Is there any problem?”
“No problem, no problem. I hope you can fly back today. It’s just my wife. I want to tell you something. You know I am Yi.” "Fat people, I already" Uncle Sakai's tentative words were halfway interrupted when he was rudely interrupted by the blonde aunt.
"So, because of your efforts to lose weight, I That’s why I want to reward you. ”
“Classmate Byron, I won’t let you down, and you won’t let me down, right? As promised, if I step into the house and see a husband who is working hard to keep fit and lose weight, I will Just wear what you like and let you see it. If you see a chubby takoyaki, just keep that set of sweet candies and put it on your big belly."
"Wife, wife"
The blonde aunt doesn't The husband, who was dealing with the dilemma on the phone, hung up the phone, opened the car door, and walked towards the eye-catching couple.
I like to eat fiber fruit and vegetable biscuits
Sakai. The wife sneered.
Then prepare to eat fiber biscuits until you die
Asshole
This man is over forty and still as slim as a girl. , the still-charming aunt had just taken care of her husband, pushed her sunglasses down the bridge of her nose, walked out of the car door, and was about to stretch out her arms to hug her daughter.
Suddenly, she stopped in her tracks and revealed something under her sunglasses. There was an inexplicable flash of light.
Hey
Her eyes first fell on her daughter.
Shengzi had two rouge flowers on her face. The flowers extend from the eyebrows to the earlobes.
The flowers are charming, and the girl is also charming, attracting the envy and fascination of passers-by.
Mrs. Sakai just took a casual look. She looked away. In her heart, Shengzi was a perfect little angel. She was loved by everyone just like Franklin on the dollar, but she was much cuter than a furry old man like Franklin.
Really. What surprised her was her daughter's boyfriend.
Gu Weijing was definitely not ugly, but he could not be called handsome. Even though he pinched his nose and recognized his daughter's lover, he saw them. As they walked together, Mrs. Sakai lamented more than once that her delicate daughter had been raped by a wild boar.
But now,
Mrs. Sakai blinked, and she suddenly felt that Gu Wei was being fucked today. After a while, the whole person has become different.
Obviously, this little bastard is no different from when he took his daughter away from the hotel in the morning. His nose is still the same and his eyes are still the same. After a day of travel. , even her hair became a little messy.
However, she couldn't help but look at it more.
Because she suddenly felt something about Gu Weijing. The momentum of her husband. Please remember to bookmark it. The latest and fastest website is free to read without anti-theft