"No, no, no, it's just that I am hesitant sometimes. I can't say for sure about emotional issues, so I just let nature take its course. I'm still having a headache, how do I choose a birthday gift for a friend of the opposite sex? Even a gift is like this. That’s why I said that I don’t know what to say when I encounter the problem of broken love.”
Fortunately.
Detective Cat sounded even more panicked than she did.
The whole person was caught in the confusion of being questioned about his emotional history, and he quickly explained without paying any attention to the abnormality of Anna's words.
"Is it difficult to choose a gift?"
"The other party hinted that the phone was broken and he wanted a new model of ihone14, a bag or something, but he was hesitant to give it to me for his birthday. , is it appropriate?"
Gu Weijing thought about Kou Kou.
“Well, let me state in advance that I’m not saying that men can’t ask girls for birthday gifts. I understand asking for an iPhone, but asking for a bag is too unmanly.”
Anna asked enthusiastically.
She subconsciously wrapped her index finger around the plump and smooth hair on August's ears, scratching it slightly with her fingertips.
The Springer Spaniel rubbed its head against its owner's calf in confusion, its big brown eyes showing a trace of extremely human curiosity about her abnormal behavior.
Woof woof
August started counting from the day when Anna held the little local dog in the pet shop like a little ball of yarn and carried it away.
It has never noticed such emotions in its little master.
Of course.
This feeling in human beings is not unfamiliar at all.
Anna took it to various social gatherings.
Including the birthday party held on the lawn of the manor some time ago. Under the continuous purple curtain, people were drinking and laughing.
In addition to the gin that exudes the flavor of grains, the steak is slightly charred at high temperature, bringing about the aroma of oil from the Maillard reaction.
The most common thing about people at the party was the feeling that the hostess gave August now.
Of course, it is much thicker.
In the world created by its nose that is a million times more sensitive than humans.
Every time August stepped into such an occasion, it was like running into a layer of strange mist.
What a pity.
The IQ of a springer spaniel is only equivalent to that of a 68-year-old child.
If they were a little taller, children who could successfully enter adolescence would know what "gossip" is.
It will understand that it has broken into what a turbulent and flowing "sea of gossip"
That's right.
Anna is very nosy now.
A girl.
It’s not just Kou Kou who likes Bayi when there is nothing to do.
This is a gender talent.
Whether you are at the Queen of Britain's palace dinner, or you are a shepherdess in the countryside beside a campfire, as long as there are gossips that interest you, everyone will love to hear them.
Maybe you think some upper-class ladies are as cold as ice and unattainable.
Don’t get me wrong.
That’s because they are not interested in you, not because they are not interested in gossip.
Especially in the nineteenth century when entertainment was scarce.
The so-called three common pastimes of male aristocrats are hunting, watching plays, and sleeping with beautiful ballerinas and graceful coffee shop maids.
On the other hand, the three major hobbies of aristocratic ladies are running literary salons, watching plays, and having affairs behind their husbands’ backs with handsome military officers, young sons of industrialists, artists, and romantic poets.
All three are excellent opportunities for mass production and exchange of gossip in an assembly-line manner.
Similar to Yu Lian, the protagonist of Red and Black, or Rousseau, who has been entangled in love and hate with Mrs. Warren all his life.
They are all typical examples of taking the wife route, getting into the upper class, and relying on nepotism to achieve a class jump.
And the lady and her best friends were at the dining table.
They simply point to the short time when they are not accompanied by the spooky nun who is like an old maid, and they live by chatting about erotic gossip.
Anna’s original life was supposed to be dancing in Vienna today, flying to Paris for a cocktail party tomorrow, and then rushing to London to witness Prince Harry’s wedding next week.
Standard socialite life.
But the elders died prematurely.
She spent her entire innocent girlhood learning how to inherit the family business, and missed a lot of social opportunities.
On the other hand.
As the sole heir to a huge family fortune, wealth is both a gift and a shackle.
Due to emotion and reason,
Anna had to use vigilant and wary eyes to stare at any boy around her who tried to get close to her.
There are thousands of people who want to say they love her, and they don’t care about the amount of money.
There can be some sincerity in it.
Who can guess?
When she chatted with Detective Cat as Mr. Sloth, she put down more than just Miss Elena’s disguise.
Even the fire of girl gossip that had been suppressed for many years was ignited once again.
Although Anna's own emotional experience is like a blank slate.
The only member of the opposite sex who is closer to home, her aunt’s godson Ole, was expelled to the manor by her not long ago.
But it doesn’t hinder it at all.
Anna considers herself an emotional "theoretical master"
The so-called theoretical master.
Specifically, it refers to the kind of things that people often encounter in their lives. If they do it themselves, they might end up in a shy mess, with redness from the neck to the base of the ears.It’s so free that it’s hard to look at it.
But once he gives advice to his friends, he transforms into an invincible superman, an armchair expert who is always analytical and well-organized, and whose theory seems to be seamless.
Miss Elena is not an ordinary theoretical master.
Loving yourself, your partner, and all living beings is almost the core and most eternal proposition in the field of art.
Anna has been exposed to countless courses on this content since she was a child.
"Do you think he has an Oedipus complex, the kind that wants to sleep with you, or you want to sleep with his little puppy? Where did you meet him? Let me tell you. I can help you analyze it. "For a moment."
She couldn't help but be a teacher, and wanted to give the shy detective cat a good lesson in Anna's youth.
"Ahem. Are you my agent painter? I'm afraid you will be deceived." Anna cleared her throat and found a grand reason for herself to gossip.
"Girl, the other party is a girl." Detective Cat said hurriedly on the phone.
"Girl, aren't we talking about emotional topics? Oh, are you a lesbian?"
"No, that's not the case." Detective Cat's tone suddenly rose.
"It doesn't matter, just say it boldly, I support you."
Anna laughed into the phone.
After thinking about it, her tone was a little confused, "Hey, didn't you just say that we were friends of the opposite sex? Is it a boy or a girl or does the other party have a psychological gender identity deviation?"
< p>"Male""Yeah"
The microphone was silent for a few seconds.
"My friend of the opposite sex is a man. He is my friend. He is currently thinking about how to give a gift to a girl. This is my friend's business, so let me provide advice. I said at the beginning, how to give a gift to a girl? Friends of the opposite sex choose birthday gifts. You may have misunderstood me."
Gu Weijing held up the phone and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"I don't mean that I want to choose a gift for the girl. I was asked to help make suggestions."
Oh my God.
A lie always needs more lies to cover up. He is not a specially trained spy. He just wants to find reasons to explain that he is not very proficient in lovelorn issues.
Who knows.
Mr. Sloth is so free today.
He actually clings to such a small thing, so suspenseful that I almost can’t write it down anymore.
It would be better if I told the truth at first.
After pretending for so long, it would be too embarrassing to be exposed suddenly. What should I do if I am regarded as a pervert in cross-dressing
Danger
Extremely dangerous
< p>Gu Weijing decided not to talk easily about topics related to his daily life in the future. It would be too easy to lose his vest.“I understand, boys don’t know how to choose gifts for girls, which is a common problem in relationships. Well, this kind of thing needs to be analyzed in detail.. If you were willing to tell me more clearly how old the boy and girl are, I might be able to give you a good idea. ”
Gu Weijing was about to find an opportunity to end this topic, but when he heard what Mr. Sloth said, he hesitated again.
He really didn’t know how to deal with similar things.< /p>
Gu Weijing didn't even know whether he should go to her birthday party or just treat her coldly.
He didn't dare to accept Kou Kou's offer. I pushed him out because I was afraid that she would be sad.
I felt sorry for Sakai Katsuko if I came any closer.
It was hard to bring up this kind of thing anyway, so why not take this opportunity to ask. Where is the magical Mr. Sloth?
He has been here before, so he must understand the girl’s thoughts better than himself.
“You’re not very young, it’s mine. Well, I just said yes. Something about my friend, actually my distant nephew. "
Gu Weijing secretly told another lie. "The girl has just turned eighteen this year, and my nephew is also the same age. ”
“You know, children always worry about this kind of problem. "He deliberately made his tone sound old-fashioned.
"Campus love. If it wasn’t for a very good family background.”
Anna thought about the detective cat sister who once made a living online by selling illustrations for ten dollars, and felt that the other person’s nephew’s family situation was not that good.
“Asking for an iPhone and a bag is a bit of a money-worship. Does your nephew like to show off in school? Does his girlfriend care if he wants this? Or does he think you are rich and wants you to buy it for him?"
Anna's tone became a little serious. .
If you are poor and unknown in the city, if you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives.
In industries such as players, artists, and singers, there are two big pitfalls from relatives when they suddenly become famous. < /p>
Basically, as long as these two things happen, the final result is usually not good.
This is true both inside and outside, and no matter how you deal with it, it will make people feel unhappy. Comfortable.
After becoming famous, countless masters are unhappy because of the mess at home.
But the accompanying speculation made Miss Elena a little worried and a little angry.
Did someone bully her detective cat?
It was so difficult for her to do this. A shy master paved the way, but they dared to reach out to their own Van Gogh.
It was agreed that the contract would be anonymous and the identity of both parties would not be investigated through the contract.
She is very contractual, otherwise, she would call the Schönbrunn Office now.
Let all the seventh and eighth aunts who came to Anna's mind get out of here.
"If you have concerns about family property, no matter what it is, you can call the financial specialist who signed the contract with you. Believe me, they handle these matters very professionally." Anna said coldly .
"Not really, family background is not a problem. My nephew has saved a lot of pocket money, which is enough to buy an iPhone. As for that girl, her family conditions are very good, she is a local The daughter of a prominent official. At least a mobile phone is not taken seriously."
"The biggest problem in this matter is that they are not lovers. My nephew already has a girlfriend."
"I have a girlfriend who spends all day thinking about how to give gifts to other girls to show her favor. Ms. Cat, your nephew is quite a scumbag." Anna teased in a joking tone, "That's a swinger. , a Don Juan-like character, the one written by Molière. I guess he is very popular with girls."
Tang Huan has two classic images. Byron's Don Juan is a man who is struggling with love. The net cannot escape the victim.
Molière’s version is terrible.
The Don Juan in his play is the most classic western romantic and lecherous man, who is fatally attracted to girls.
Walking hormones and spokesperson for super scumbags.
It is roughly equivalent to taking the middle point between Ximen Qing and the prodigal Yan Qing.
This is Don Juan in the eyes of European and American people.
"No, no, no, it's just because he doesn't know what to do that he seems so entangled." Gu Weijing smiled bitterly, "And, in my eyes, there is nothing wrong with him. There is no trace of him being handsome enough for girls to fall in love with him at first sight. He is not worthy of being compared to a handsome guy like Don Juan."
"Who said that to be popular with girls, you have to be handsome."
Anna asked with a smile.
"Isn't it?"
"No, Ms. Cat, handsome is handsome, charming is charming. Handsomeness is a part of charm, but it is not everything, not even the most important This is a very, very important difference."
Anna decided that it was necessary to improve Detective Cat's taste in men to avoid being as naive and naive about feelings as green apples. Cat sister.
In the future, if you don’t know people well, you will fall into the clutches of a useless pretty boy.
Just looking at the face is not enough.
A failed marriage, like a vampire relative, is a major trap in an artist's life. Or maybe it's the reason they put a pistol to their own head and shoot it in the first place.
I have never heard of a relative borrowing money to bankrupt a public figure.
In the West, it is difficult to go bankrupt after three or four divorces and a child.
It is not just the ex-husband who pays alimony. If the woman’s family conditions are better and the man is a househusband without a job, he still has to pay alimony according to his salary.Money is given as a percentage of a person's income.
“Don Juan became Don Juan because of his charm rather than his handsomeness. Under the right conditions, an ugly man is worthy of the love of the most beautiful woman. I believe in Titan In Nick, Ruth fell in love with Jack, not because Jack was played by Leonardo. Similarly, I also believe that in Notre Dame de Paris, when Quasimodo turned into ashes while holding Esmeralda, If that gypsy girl had known better, she would have fallen in love with Quasimodo, even if it was only a brief moment of excitement."
Anna quietly instilled her theory of mate selection into the detective cat.
“In my mind, there are three elements of male charm. Stunningness, kindness, and understanding. This is the golden standard for you to find someone worthy of love and to spend a happy life with him. One of the three must be satisfied. , even if it reaches the passing mark of charm."
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Gu Weijing was shocked when he heard it as he held up the phone
Mr. Sloth is more than just him. Come on, he is an experienced emotional expert.
A complete set of i evaluation systems has been developed. It sounds like I might be able to write a paper on it.
“Surprise can bring curiosity, and curiosity is the first spark of love. Stunning means that there is that person of the opposite sex in the vast sea of people who makes you feel different and completely breaks your expectations. It can be like The lightning that cuts through the night sky may just be the faint poetry and romance of maple leaves meeting autumn."
"Usually the most eye-catching thing is handsome appearance, but it can also be something. The right common language, a particularly brave move, holding an umbrella on a rainy day, a crossed look, anyway, as long as it can make your heart move slightly."
"Think about you. It's possible to spend a lifetime with him, so it's important that he makes you feel interested in exploring and feeling mysterious and expectant, rather than making you sick at the thought of it."
"It's important to draw a good picture. Does painting count?"
Gu Weijing still feels that Miss Sakai's attraction to him was a good thing like a big pie in the sky hitting him on the head.
When Aunt Sakai called her into the office for a special talk, she was more shocked than surprised.
His grandfather Gu Tongxiang still thinks this matter is unrealistic and a bit dreamy.
Now think about it.
From the painting competition at the Shwedagon Pagoda, to his interception of the works that Uncle Sakai saw on the street stall, to the discussions in the reading room.
Combined with Mr. Sloth’s theory of charm at the moment.
It feels like the clouds are parting and the moon is shining brightly.
"Of course, forget it. For those of us working in the art field, isn't talent more beautiful, rarer, and more moving than skin?"
Anna smiled.
"However, it may not be much easier to draw a painting that is more stunning than expected than to make it stunningly long."
At least.
It is almost impossible for the painter to make Anna feel amazing.
It’s not difficult to draw.
There are many masters in the world.
The hard part is breaking expectations.
For so many years, Miss Elena had only seen the ten-dollar sketch in Mr. Hyperion’s shooting project, which made her feel an unprecedented impact that exceeded the limit of her expectations.
That moment.
It gave Anna the feeling of finding her Van Gogh in the vast sea of people.
The cover painting of The Little Prince counts as one.
Sadly.
There is only one Detective Cat, so such a thing cannot be replicated at all.
Anna knew that she would never find such a situation again in her life, but she could meet someone who could express her feelings.
Even if he cannot become the destined other half of her life.
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