Chapter 403 Technical Support

He knew what Mr. Sloth said should be the best way to handle it.

But Gu Weijing couldn't help but ask.

"Then what if you want to make her happy?"

"Theoretically it is also very simple."

"Giving her a more important gift than ordinary ihone14 A better gift, a more romantic gift," Mr. Sloth said calmly, "I think you should know what I mean."

"Well, a better gift."

Pfft.

Ana's hand shook and she almost combed off a small amount of slightly curly hair on August's abdomen.

The provoked dog's eyes widened, and he let out a whimper of aggrievedness in his throat.

She looked at the phone speechlessly.

Really, really.

It is very difficult to make Miss Elena lose her composure.

The heir to the Elena family, from the days when she was playing with Barbie dolls in the nursery, her grandma taught her how to control her manners, not to show her teeth when she smiles, and not to make any noise when she is angry. How to be expressionless without being angry or intimidating.

Old Europeans look down on bumpkin-style American bold women like the Kardashian family.

They can also play with flowers, but the important thing is elegance.

Elegance represents absolute control over one's body. Most of the time, it can be equated to a certain extent with being frosty or having a poker face. Emotions are always within one's control.

Even when you sneeze, you should lightly touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth to control the fluctuation of the entire facial muscles to a minimum range.

You can’t just scream, twist your waist and shake your butt just to make a short video and become an internet celebrity.

But now this detective cat sister uses her idiotic level of understanding of love.

Almost succeeded in breaking Anna's defense.

If everyone’s understanding of emotions is like a painter painting.

Ordinary mature women in their thirties, after falling in and out of love again and again, have the ability to deal with emotions as if they have never attended art school, but rely on their experience in using pens and a lot of social practice in tourist attractions. A small vendor who can also draw a decent sketch portrait before.

Or like those literary middle-class art lovers who learn to paint by browsing Douyin Xiaohongshu. The professional theory is relatively amateurish, but in terms of practical operation, I have learned everything I should learn from the university of society.

Anna believed that she was as knowledgeable as an academic master like Turner who had undergone systematic education.

She originally thought.

Ms. Detective Cat draws so profoundly.

No matter how young you are when it comes to relationships, you should still be at the level of someone who has completed art classes in compulsory education.

What?

This is not the level of a middle school graduate.

This company hasThese talented primary school students are not as good as they are. They are still in the kindergarten stage of using crayons to draw lollipops crookedly.

Is the girl opposite her a wolf-like young lady?

Use women’s inherent delicate talent and sensitivity in dealing with emotions.

I have spent a long time giving Sister Cat "Anna's Little Emotional Class" for such a long time, how could she answer such a speechless answer.

Romantic.

Does she know what romance is?

Was such an innocent idiot walking on the street really not afraid of being abducted and sold by a scumbag?

Did she come out of that secluded monastery

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Not to mention being as mature as his aunt, when his cousin Ole was twelve years old, he was able to deceive three girls at the same time.

Anna thought worriedly, feeling that the task of giving emotional elective courses to her own contracted painters was still very long and arduous.

The girl apologized and rubbed her springer spaniel’s ear with the dog’s head.

Then he said angrily, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not ihone14roax, not iad, not acbook, forget these electronic products. It doesn't matter whether it's 512g or 1tb. This is so wrong, Didn't you listen to what I told you before?"

"Romance, the key to romance is a tacit understanding. The key to making her happy is a tacit understanding."

"What's more important is the tacit understanding. A gift, not a more expensive one. The two things are not even remotely related. Since the girl’s family doesn’t care about an iPhone, is there any difference between buying a high-end and a low-end one?”

Instructor Anna's tone was helpless, "I'm referring to the kind of gift that makes her feel that two people's hearts are connected. The gift that feels like it says nothing but is already worth a thousand words, the gift that makes her feel satisfied."< /p>

"The heart is connected, the heart is connected, the heart is connected."

She repeated the word three times with emphasis.

"It can be a Renoir painting, a ray of sunshine, a bouquet of fireworks, a rainbow after the rain. It may be worth hundreds of millions of euros, or it may not cost a penny."

“Money has never been important, the key is just the understanding of the heart. In a pure love relationship, just from the perspective of love, under certain circumstances, even if you buy the entire Apple company and give it to your partner, it may not be as good as A red apple with a smile on it makes the other person more moved, more romantic, and happier."

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"

Gu Wei Jingju. Holding the microphone, he listened humbly to Mr. Sloth's explanation, just like a primary school student who couldn't solve the problem and handed in an unqualified math test paper and was criticized by the class teacher.

I feel like my love experience bar is rising slowly.

Learned it

"Then what kind of gift can be considered as a tacit understanding? Which girl?"Like to dance. I gave her a pair of dancing shoes, but she also likes singing, played volleyball, and practiced fencing. Interests and hobbies are very wide. "

Gu Weijing felt that he seemed to be too concerned about this matter.

He quickly explained.

"My nephew has already paid attention to this matter. He has been pestering me for a long time, and I am hesitant. He treats this kind of thing in a way that makes people feel stupid. He doesn't understand girls' thoughts, so I have to help him. ”

Sister Cat.

My nephew is stupid.

As an aunt, you don’t look much better.

Your family Maybe the emotional idiot is hereditary.

When Anna played the role of Mr. Sloth on the phone, she felt really relaxed, rolled her eyes vividly, and complained silently in her heart. .

“I don’t know. "

She shook her head, "It's impossible for me to know, and it's impossible for you to know, Ms. Cat. This is a matter between your nephew and that girl. Telepathy is when a person sets a password for herself and lets the person she likes guess. I can only give him theories, but I can't unlock them for him. It's not like I'm in a relationship with that girl. "

"Outsiders can give him a sharp knife to cut off the love line, but they cannot give him the number to unlock the other person's heart. That becomes witchcraft. ”

“This is why, no matter how professional the emotional masters or marriage counseling experts are, they can solve many emotional conflicts between couples and have abundant big data to support relationship advice, but they can never find him for a person. soul mate. No matter how much money we spend, 10 million, 100 million, or 1 billion, we can't do it. Money can buy the best skin, but it cannot buy true romance, nor can it buy the smallest happiness. ”

“And making people happy from the bottom of their hearts is much more difficult and troublesome than making people leave. ”

It’s so complicated.

Gu Weijing listened to Mr. Sloth’s voice on the microphone with some awe.

It turns out that it’s easy to cut off feelings.< /p>

It is so difficult to make a person happy from the bottom of his heart.

There are millions of products in the world that can be chosen as birthday gifts, but only a few can. Labeled with "telepathy"

I want to pick the right one

No less than the legendary Odysseus who opened his bow and shot through 12 ax handles. The staggered rings on the Internet hit the bull's-eye a hundred meters away, or the difficulty of finding a grain of gold in the Sahara Desert.

"What I can definitely rule out is that you can tell your nephew not to look at the iPhone. Guess, this is the only definitely wrong answer. ”

Mr. Sloth’s tone was half sarcastic and half serious.

The corner of Gu Weijing’s mouth twitched.

Anna was not entirely joking. Ridiculing.

Since these aunt and nephews are likely to come from the same mold, Miss Elena feels that it is necessary to give a few more pointers.

"Even if I am not a woman, I don't know that girl. But I may have a certain say in what girls from wealthy families are like, and I can roughly guess some of their thoughts."

Anna said slowly.

"Believe me. She will give you various hints to buy her various gifts, dresses, jewelry, cosmetics, or this time an iPhone. These are often unmistakable gifts. But it’s not the best. Girls don’t say what they want most, especially in a situation like your nephew’s. Both of them are controlling, so she should be even less able to say it. ”

Miss Elena imagined.

A young campus love that happened on a distant campus in Algeria.

A girl stood on the bank of an insurmountable cliff, looking at the laughing couple in the distance.

As if separated by a light mist.

She could only smile and say to the other party, I like you, but I don’t want to cause trouble to you.

Give me a new model of mobile phone. Although I don’t need it, giving a mobile phone is enough to settle the situation.

Inexplicably, she felt some sympathy and pity for her.

It also made her a little angry.

Anna is a strong person at heart, and she can't stand this pitiful girl.

"She will hide the gift she wants most in her heart, let the other person guess, and slowly look forward to it. If she likes your nephew enough, she should have given him some hints, and she will definitely not It's a hint of what kind of gift you want to give me, but it's a faint, casual hint, as fleeting as a cloud."

"You have someone you like, so I can't be sincere. I can only tell you my inner expectations in the most ordinary tone, as if it were a joke. I hope you will understand, but I am afraid that it will be explicit. I guess this is the mentality. It's possible to guess right or wrong, just understand the meaning. Boys like girls, girls like boys, it's all the same. Cat lady, you can pay attention to the people around you who may have a crush on you. Where are the people?" she reminded kindly.

Gu Weijing was slightly in a trance.

He thought about Kou Kou.

That's a girl who walks around the school like a cat and jumps over.

Miss Kou Kou likes to laugh.

She has a smile on her face almost all the time. Joking with classmates, playing pranks on teachers, teasing girls on the cheerleading team.

How many jokes and cold jokes has she made on herself?

Gu Weijing couldn’t remember clearly at all.

Could it be that behind the smiling face of a certain Yanxiao Yanyan, there is a girl's heart with great expectations?

What exactly is it?

He thought seriously for a while.

Gu Weijing thought that what Kou Kou wanted was not a cold steel foil sword for training, or aAfter reading the Encyclopedia of Home Baking and Cooking produced by Gordon Ramsay, I decided to put this complicated issue aside for the time being.

Anyway, Gu Weijing felt it.

For now.

Mr. Sloth's first suggestion was the wiser choice.

He shouldn't be so clingy anymore.

It’s just an iPhone. A gentle girl like Katsuko Sakai wouldn’t mind buying one as a gift to Kou Kou, who has helped her so much.

Both sides have a step down.

"Hey, if you figure out the gift that makes the girl happy, and then ask your nephew to tell his girlfriend about it and ask for permission, wouldn't it be cold-hearted and safe enough? The sense of distance made all three of them happy."

Gu Weijing felt as if he had discovered a vast new world.

"A big mistake. A typical emotional idiot type mistake. Either you want to be well-liked or you want to be safe. You can't want to be well-liked and safe at the same time. As you just said, a person can't have both A veal burger and a lobster tail."

Anna sniffed.

She used the teacher's refutation as a child who had just learned in kindergarten that one apple plus one apple equals two apples, and the next second she excitedly announced to her classmates that she had proved the 112 Goldbach conjecture. .

Ruthlessly shattered Gu Weijing’s fantasy.

“Not to mention the thoughtful gift, which is not just a mobile phone. No matter how gentle and wealthy a girl is, she may no longer care about her boyfriend giving another girl an iPhone, or even a more expensive gift. Maybe you can forgive it with a frown. But if it is a gift that is obviously affectionate, it is absolutely intolerable. This is not a matter of money or tolerance, but a matter of principle."

" She will definitely want to tear the mistress’s hair or slap her boyfriend in the face. Unless she doesn’t love him at all.”

Gu Weijing felt chilled.

“Secondly, liking is a safe form of expression of love. A girl can stare at a person she likes from a distance without getting close. But when the affection is accumulated to the point of true love, it becomes dangerous and completely impossible. Predicted."

"Like is much safer than love. It doesn't require anyone to sacrifice for it. You can't control something you love deeply. He rushes carelessly onto a broken bridge and an abandoned driveway, even if he jumps into the abyss and rushes into a life of trembling and fear for the next sixty or seventy years."

Anna said calmly.

“So you should understand why there is no option to keep people safe while also making people happy and increasing their goodwill. This is like a weight-loss cream cake or a kind-hearted perverted killer. It is a completely false proposition. ”

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