"Please. I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars. No, no, no, I'll give you a million dollars. I don't know if I still have that much money in my bank account. I'll give it to you." . Right now, right now, come on, let's go. It's great. You're the model of my dreams."
"This is a beautiful drawing board. , why didn't anyone find me a drawing board?"
The brainless guy stood up, spread his arms, and the skirt of his windbreaker swayed greatly with his movements.
Like a crazy duck quacking and waving its wings.
It is also like a fan who has been conquered after watching the most outstanding drama in the world. He can't wait to rush up and kiss the boots of the heroine on the rostrum.
I almost shouted "
avo" with tears in my eyes.
Everyone focused on this person.
The corners of everyone’s mouths couldn’t help but twitch at the same time.
An unexpected but reasonable character.
Hunter Bull, principal lead artist at The Muse Project.
This old man was angry because his request was rejected
I feel that there is clearly a greater artistic work nearby, but Miss Irina insists on giving everyone such a vulgar speech To curse something.
Sir Brown couldn't help but sneered.
It is no longer decided by the organizer he represents.
Hear this.
"This is your strength. When you say this in front of Sir Brown, she wants to teach fish how to learn to swim." The gallery owner of cdx said angrily from the side, "She is completely selective. Wrong battlefield, too naive. Did she really think that it was still the time when her great-grandfather was always talking about the art field? First, she was criticized as useless by the art media, and then we defeated her by the mainstream media. This is our counterattack." /p>
One day.
The director of the New Art Center waved his hands playfully from the sidelines and drove him away. Not sure whether he should disturb the normal order of the venue, he grabbed Huntbull's shoulders and asked him to leave. Security personnel at the venue.
"What is art? What counts as art and what is not art? Is there an enduring gold standard that can be tempered by time and can accurately distinguish the difference between elegance and vulgarity?"
It still became a big scandal and a laughing stock, bringing an extremely disgraceful end to the academic tradition of holding artist seminars in turns in various European countries for fifty years.
He simply replied that the so-called art is a piece of shit
"Go back and don't make any more trouble. Let them do whatever they like."
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His tone was calm, and it was unclear whether his eyes were profoundly clear or innocent and unreasonably stupid.
Okay.
Anna smiled lightly at Mr. Elvis and nodded to express her gratitude.
It’s hard to imagine.
"itistheshit. It's a piece of shit"
"Don't you know yet, gentlemen, where is the so-called order that can be maintained now?"
Elvis Presley sighed quietly.
I really think the Pope of Art is making trouble with you.
Throw the question to everyone in the venue again.
Or
from any angle.
This guy is really crazy.
Many people don’t even know the difference.
As for the end, it will become the most classic, greatest, and most talked about annual meeting in history.
How dare she make trouble in Sir Brown's most core academic field.
Yingying smiled.
He was in such embarrassment just because Anna, who acted out of common sense, directly blamed the "Nazi" on his head.
I continued to smoke puff after puff.
When it comes to academic disputes over the definition of "art", no one in the world can terrify him.
After Miss Elena said those words, everything was like a Rubik's Cube that she couldn't remember the order of restoration, everything was completely messed up.
When a man in a gray trench coat looks like a tramp, when he says the word "shit", he can be reminded of the Buddhist verses of an enlightened old monk chanting "Amitabha", fresh and natural. Meaningful.
After all, Bull did not really rush to the stage to pester. After being rejected, he found a seat next to him with a frown and sat down again.
Fortunately.
"You idiot, if you want to engage in a debate on art theory, you have no chance at all. Come again in fifty years."
"Thank you for your compliment. However, I have more important things to talk about now. Since Sir Brown raised this question, I think I should have my own answer here."
" An ignorant rich second generation who doesn’t understand what art is, juxtaposes the Muse Project with World War II Germany. Is there any credibility?” Someone next to him chuckled and said, “This is a naked political frame-up. Sir Brown will make everyone The public is clearly aware of this."
The poor part-time host shook his head and said in great confusion.
It must be admitted that this level of neurosis that goes deep into the bone marrow is really not something that normal people can perform casually.
Faced with this chaotic scene of demons dancing in the entire venue, the curator chose to give up treatment completely.
Anna turned her head.
The influence of this annual meeting is really explosive.
Now that everyone’s morale is low.
They really need some exciting news to cheer themselves up and save the endangered art alliance.
Even if you want to drag them to death together.
Miss Elena is alonesituation is not that easy.
She just made a stunning and unreasonable move on the chessboard that killed the enemy with her.
It seems that I unwisely picked the wrong battlefield and hit the hardest iron plate. This is good news that seems to be in line with everyone's expectations.
"Heh."
Sir Brown also sneered.
"Don't worry, I can eat breakfast while watching the TV news, silently writing Picasso's full name on a napkin, and crying ten times while smearing maple syrup on blueberry pancakes. A more experienced art editor than she is. "What the hell is she?" Note, Picasso's full name is very long, nearly a hundred words.
"I never wrote a single word wrong during this period." Gagosian said.
Everyone smiled softly.
The depressed atmosphere, which had reached its peak of depression, immediately became much more relaxed under the adjustment of this little joke.
Turn this matter into a pure artistic dispute.
This is the best result they can expect now.
No matter how many examples Anna gives, no one can prove that Detective Cat’s works are superb in style and outstanding in technique.
They can immediately cite ten times the examples to prove that Detective Cat’s works are not “artistic” enough.
Sir Brown is full of confidence.
He knew clearly that Anna’s academic quality was far from as bad as he described. On the contrary, while the surname "Elena" brings glory, it also largely obscures her own excellence and hard work.
So what?
Art wars and celebrity quarrels are quite similar.
That’s a bad thing to say.
What is art
This is a question that has no right answer at all.
The essence is not necessarily to compare who is right, but to compare which side has a louder voice and can confuse more fans.
"Impressionism is the aesthetics of recording sunlight and air." This motto makes Van Dorn as clown-like as he can't get off the stage, because compared to Mr. Sloth and the chief curator of the Taylor Art Museum, Don Ke Sri Lanka.
Van Dorn just doesn’t have the right to speak.
And Sir Brown and a large group of big guys sit together, they hold the right to speak about art in their hands, no, they are the embodiment of the concept of art
How can Anna speak so beautifully? .
When she chose to argue with the referee, it was impossible for her to win.
"When Sir Brown gave his speech just now, I thought about it for a long time in the audience, and finally came to a conclusion in my heart." Miss Elena waited for a few seconds before asking and answering herself.
"The answer is I don't know."
She said bluntly.
Damn it.
The people in the audience are red-eyed, ready to give a fierce blow as an academic authority.Many of the old men were stunned by this more ferocious god's turn.
"Okay. Now I can really understand why Huntbull likes her. These two are innocent and mentally ill. They are really the same kind of people." Gao Guxuan wiped his temples sweating, "This can be regarded as self-awareness."
"No, in such a serious occasion, did she come here specifically to tell cold jokes?"
Old Yang breathed out I didn't straighten it out, almost choked and coughed, and joked with Mr. Cao with a smile.
"Quiet, listen carefully, and learn."
Mr. Cao did not laugh.
He clicked on the piece of paper in his hand that Tang Ning handed to him through his assistant, glanced at Lao Yang playfully, ignored him, and returned to the rostrum.
The little old man said faintly, "Even if it's a favor incident, in the field where you feel you are most interested in playing, the other person's position is much higher than yours."
Ahem.
Lao Yang sat up straight in an instant and broke into a cold sweat.
This time.
He was really choked.
Among the senior executives of the Muse Project group who gathered in the seating area, several big names did not smile.
Including Sir Brown himself.
When Anna said she didn’t know the answer, the chairman stopped laughing.
He frowned slightly and stared at the young woman on the stage with burning eyes.
There is no way to win at this time.
No matter what kind of rhetoric Anna comes up with, Brown is confident that he can easily break it.
But if Miss Elena doesn’t take any action at all.
How can he break it?
But if you want to retreat and advance with a beautiful hand, saying "I don't know" is not enough.
Not enough.
“When I started working at Oil Painting Magazine at the age of 20, Professor Sergey Ivanovich, the original senior editor of the visual arts section and a tenured professor at the Repin Academy of Fine Arts, retired. At the time of handover, Professor Ivanovich only left me two things: the key to the drawer in his office and a book that the professor had carried with him for so many years. The book next to me is not a Bible, nor is it a rare and weathered out-of-print art illustrated book. It is a Russian version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy introduced by the Soviet Academy of Sciences Publishing House in 1983."
" The Hitchhiker's Guide is one of the best-selling science fiction books in the world. It is written in a witty and humorous style. It tells the story of people from all over the universe who gathered their strength to get the answer to the ultimate great question of the universe. An unprecedented supercomputer named "Deep Thought" worked for 7.5 million years and finally got an answer."
"42, a simple number."< /p>
Anna spoke in a leisurely manner.
"Thinking deeply tells people, 42 is the final solution to the ultimate great problem of the universe. Represents everything. But at this moment, people are at a loss to discover, what is everything and what is the ultimate great question itself? People find that they do not know. Even thinking deeply cannot calculate the result. "
"Professor Ivanovich told me that this was the most humorous and charming story he had ever read in his life. This book, which seems to have nothing to do with art, is actually a metaphor that covers the entire profession of art scholars. "
"The old gentleman told me that if his decades of work have allowed him to get anything close to the truth, then there is only one thing. That is, the question itself is sometimes likely to be larger and more complex than the answer. "
Anna said softly.
"The essence of the art scholar's profession is to find the right questions, not to give one's own answers. ”
“Everyone’s talents are limited, and no one is the omniscient and omnipotent God. Therefore, finding a question that is deep enough, insightful, and confronting the source may even be more important than trying to answer the question. ”
“He said, when you want to try to answer a certain question to all the public as a magazine editor. You might as well ask yourself first, do you really understand this issue?"
"I have benefited a lot from the old gentleman's teachings. ”
Anna’s clear voice passed leisurely through the huge cavity in the museum venue, passing through the blue transparent glass and the neon strips that flashed and changed the works of Gustav Klimt.< /p>
Floating toward the sky.
Floating far away in the optical fiber of the Internet.
There are misty echoes from all corners of the world.
“The question of what art is is too vague and empty. Instead of asking what art is, we should ask whose art it is. ”
“Art, whose art is it? The art of gladiator battles painted on ancient Roman murals? Is it the art of shackled slaves or the art of slave owners cheering in the theater? The Athenians once A statue of Meletus was made, and he was regarded as a hero for his action of accusing the godless Socrates to death. Meletus won, and he forever won the debate with the hated Socrates. His marble statue stood tall in the city-state of Athens for a hundred years. "
"But one thousand years later, two thousand years later. In the famous painting of the Death of Socrates in the Louvre, the loser has become the winner who will always be remembered. "
"A ray of sunlight shines on Socrates' face and body. Underneath his naked and thin body is a strong willpower and a lack of fear in the face of death. "
The stage lights hit the young woman's face.
It illuminated her like a shining marble sculpture.
"Sing praises to Mai Sculptures of Rhettus, and paintings praising Socrates, who was elegant and who was vulgar, the Athenians of 400 B.C. knew himWe were once proud of the pottery banishment method. Will it be regarded as a symbol of the mob? So what about the Impressionists and academics? In 1897, Gustave wanted to donate 947 Impressionist masterpieces to the French National Gallery of Art. However, the academic master Jérôme denounced it as saying that if the government accepted these vulgar dross, it would be a huge moral loss. "
"The tone is the same as Sir Brown's today's vow to declare war on vulgar art. So today, a hundred years later, those 947 works are scattered in the largest art museum in the world, in the most brilliant and crowded display cases. How many non-professionals still remember the name of Jérôme. ”
“But is Gérôme really an artist with poor technique? If it were not for the stain of suppressing Impressionism, his brilliant artistic achievements might even have a chance to lie in the Pantheon. ”
“So, it seems that in the struggle between Impressionism and Academicism, time has finally been on the side of Impressionism, and it has become the mainstream of the art world. But what does such a mainstream have to do with the Khiva Khanate, which was thousands of kilometers away and was destroyed by the Great Game of Central Asia between Britain and Russia at the same time?"
"Could it be that under those artillery fire, it was like a heavy hammer? Aren’t the beautiful mosaic paintings and reliefs posted on the smashed minarets and honey-colored bricks considered the people’s artistic creations?”
“Bohemian Plains” In the Grand Palace, there are murals of Apollo and the Nymphs enjoying their spring sleep, and on the banks of the Thames, where smoke and sewage flow across the river, night shift workers use cinders to draw sketches of their crush on the bakery maid on the walls of the lower town. Who is elegant and who is vulgar, who represents the voice of the times and who is a proud minority?"
Gu Jun
Are you looking at Europe now? The art annual meeting is so exciting
Our whole family is watching it on YouTube
On the other side of the world
Gu Weijing’s mobile phone was buzzing. Vibration.
I don’t know why.
Suddenly, Mr. Sloth lost contact as if his phone suddenly ran out of battery.
Anyway. No reply was received from the other party.
But Katsuko Sakai sent it, asking him to hurry up and watch the live broadcast of this European Art Annual Conference.
It’s not just Katsuki. There.
The incident at the annual meeting was like the collision of atoms, triggering a violent chain reaction.
It was crazy in the field of related practitioners around the world.
The number of people watching in his live broadcast room has exceeded 30,000 in a minute or two, and now it has exceeded 50,000.
Lian Gu Wei.
At this moment, the news is flying all over the place.
Dulwich’s class counselors and many others. The head teacher of Dongxia will regularly throw in all kinds of messy inquiries in the class-related groups.
Just ordinary classes.Those who go there are usually some beautifully written prose, mock test papers, tutoring materials, or English model essays.
In the class group of art students.
More art and painting related things, as well as the latest news consultation from the art field around the world.
Yangon has never been a frontier for fine arts.
Broadening students’ horizons is also the responsibility of the curriculum consultants in each class at Dulwich College.
Graduation is approaching recently.
Students’ discussions focused more on university application guides, campus recruitment fair notes and other areas.
However.
Some people in the classmate group noticed the big news of the annual meeting.
"Wow, great painter, I seem to have seen the name of your gallery on the contract list announced by Sir Brown just now"
If you scroll forward, you will be well informed. people post messages in the group.
The one who was kidnapped was naturally not Gu Weijing, but Miao Angwen.
"The 3D Universe Modern Art Center in Seoul is a well-known and important gallery in Asia. It is not surprising that Sir Brown invited him to join the Muse Project."
Miao Unwin replied coolly.
Reading between the lines, it seems that with the reputation of that Korean gallery, it is natural for it to appear in this newly established art alliance.
Though the Three-dimensional Universe Gallery is just a name hanging at the end of nearly a hundred world-renowned galleries. Just like the national football team and the French team, both can have a name in the World Cup qualifiers.
In terms of scale, it is not even one-tenth of the size of the leading super galleries that often make hundreds of millions of euros in profit.
A tail hair of a phoenix.
Putting it among the pheasants everywhere in the mortal world, it would be a jaw-dropping artifact.
Korean galleries can join the "Muse Project".
To round things off a bit, Miao Unwin himself is equivalent to being on the list of great collaborative artists that Sir Brown has read out to the world.
Round again.
Miao Angwin's name is indirectly listed with top artists such as Huntbull and Tangning, who are super famous kings and queens.
Did the entire Dulwich school have such arrogant students?
For the first time in their lives, the students in the group were exposed to the top historical events in the world of beauty. A bit of personal participation.
There is even some self-consciousness and vanity of the natal family.
"Brother Miao. Doesn't this mean that you also have a small share of the US$2 billion bonus? It's the rhythm of lobster pizza until you die. No matter how rich you are, you will never forget it. "
"Look at your potential. Brother Miao, let's have another big party. We had a lot of fun last time."
"Listen to my agent, In total, our Three-dimensional Universe Gallery should be able to draw from Asia’s special creative incentive fund pool., and received a base bonus of one million U.S. dollars. The remaining coefficient share depends on the artist's own efforts. Being included in it is in itself a high honor and a symbol of artistic status. "
Miao Angwen explained calmly.
"I heard that if someone can get the qualification to participate in the Venice Biennale, no matter what the results are, as long as you are in the Muse Plan on the big list and make your way to the main exhibit area. The starting point is a creative allowance of US$100,000 per person, with no upper limit. "
Needless to say in the class group.
There was another burst of praise shouting "666".
Even if it costs 100,000 US dollars, In a private school like Dewei, the annual income is higher than that of many students' parents.
And money is secondary.
Just hearing "My agent." "These few words can directly make these older children who dream of being a professional painter, and have reached the age where they should admit in their hearts that it will only be an illusory dream after all.
Envy It makes my heart tremble.
Even teachers from Dewei are among the people who post thumbs-up emoticons in the group.
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