How much time does it take for a woman to dress up?
This varies from person to person.
How long can a woman make a man willingly wait for her to dress up?
This varies from person to person.
Chu Xue once made many people wait for a whole night. When the sun was about to come out the next day, she asked the maid to come out and tell you: "I'm sorry, Miss Chu Xue can't find anyone who suits her mood today." "Young Master, please come back some other time."
Even a decent person will get angry if something like this happens.
But if you are angry, you must not lose your grace. If you swallow this breath and come back another day, maybe she will really give you face and come out to have a drink with you.
And if you blow your hair, stare, bang the table and yell, then you won’t even be able to enter Qiliu Youlan’s door in the future, not to mention that you are here to see Chuxue.
Some people may question, can a brothel have so much energy? Can you keep out all those "respectable people"?
Yes, there are.
Because Shuye has many "friends" and his true identity is already prominent enough, at least in Dashu's territory, not many people can touch him.
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"Master, please sit down for a moment."
After Sun Yixie walked into the "winter" elegant room, a watcher A little maid who looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old received him.
Although she is not very old, the look in her eyes and her tone of voice are not as innocent and lively as she should be in her age. On the contrary, she looks very mature and calm.
Sun Yixie looked at her and felt sad and pitiful, but he didn't say anything. He just sat down at the table and waited silently.
The maid walked around the screen, passed through an inner door separated by a bead curtain, and entered the back room. I don’t know what she said to Chuxue inside. After a while, she took the A note came out.
Sun Yixie was panicking now. He couldn't stand it if someone asked him to type puzzles.
But as the saying goes, what you are afraid of will come. This Chuxue just likes to type riddles with others, so she didn't come out, so she handed Sun Yixie a riddle first.
"Sir, our lady said that she would like to ask you to read a word first." The maid said and put the note on the table in front of Sun Yixie.
I have no choice but to put it all before my eyes. Regardless of whether I recognize it or not, I have to at least take a look.
Sun Yixie picked up the note with a little helplessness, spread it out and took a look. Sure enough...he didn't recognize the word.
The word written on the paper is "??". There is a traditional Chinese word for "door" on the outside, and a traditional Chinese word for "see" on the inside. If these two parts are separated, Sun Yixie can still recognize it. , but put together, he can’t even read them.
Fortunately, he can't pronounce it...
If he knew this word today and answered it by pronouncing "Ti", then he would be wrong.
This word needs to be viewed in a different way: first of all, "door""There is "meet" in it. Many people can guess that it means letting him come in to meet, but it is more than that... There is another word hidden in it, which is "ask".
< p>Chu Xue knew that Sun Yixie had something to ask her, and she knew what it was, but she couldn't say it - please note, it wasn't that she didn't want to say it, but that she couldn't.But she actually was. He wanted to help Sun Yixie answer the question, but what should he do? So he used a question without a "mouth" to hint to Sun Yixie: "Walls have ears, so don't speak out the question directly. ”
And the question without the “mouth” is the “door”. Therefore, another meaning of the word “??” is that only by “shut up and don’t talk about that issue” can the door open. Only if I can tolerate "meeting" can I answer you.
Just one word contains a lot of the above information. Do you think this woman... is unlucky?
You may not be able to figure this out with someone who is well-read in poetry and wit. How about doing this with Sun Yixie, your "father-in-law"?
Brother Sun stares at you? He said that word for ten seconds, then slapped the table, looked at the maid standing aside waiting for his reply, and said confidently: "Okay! I understand! ”
If Huang Donglai were by his side at this moment, he would definitely see through him at a glance and say to him immediately: “You know nothing!” "
Fortunately... Brother Huang is not here.
"Young Master..." The maid was also stunned for a moment, because Sun Yixie did not pronounce the word, so it seemed that he Maybe he really understands, "You...really understand? "
"Ah...yes. Sun Yixie felt guilty, but on the surface he still pretended to understand, "But... this... it's hard to say." ”
He originally wanted to make a fuss and use this sentence to excuse him, but he didn’t expect that this “hard to say” sentence was exactly what he wanted and coincided with the other party’s original intention.
Girl 1 Listening, she thought in her heart that this young master actually guessed it, and she was both surprised and happy. She paused for a moment, composed herself, and then said: "Okay, young master, please come with me. ”
Sun Yixie thought he had managed to get through, and was secretly happy. Then he stood up and followed the maid around the screen to the inner room.
In front of the bead curtain. , the maid stopped and announced: "Miss, Mr. Sun..."
"I heard it all, let him come in. " Before the maid could finish her words, Chuxue inside gave direct instructions.
Chuxue's voice was a bit beyond Sun Yixie's expectation.
Sun Yixie originally thought that this The voice of the top beauty should also be like an oriole emerging from the valley, like water and song, but Chuxue's voice is not that sweet and soft... but euphemistic and low, with unique charm. If you want to use a metaphor, the voice is as sweet as it is when you hear it. , it is like taking a mouthful of soft and glutinous fragrant rice and drinking a spoonful of mellow broth, which makes people feel comfortable and aftertaste.
After walking a few steps, Sun Yixie passed by the curtain. Finally, I met the famous Chuxue girl.
Although Sun had not seen her before.Both Huang and Huang had heard Dong Baotou describe Chuxue's beauty, but when they actually saw it, Sun Yixie was still stunned.
However, they saw that the girl was wearing a plain embroidered dress, lined with a light cyan gauze skirt, her face was as heavy as water, and she was standing gracefully.
Her appearance is gentle yet stunning, and her temperament is dignified yet pure.
Sun Yixie's eyes slowly swept downwards, and then he looked at Miss Chuxue's figure. She also had blue breasts and robes, and her waist was full of hands. Even if she just raised her hands and made a gesture, It also arouses people's imagination...
Even though he has been a human being for two lifetimes, Sun Yixie has to admit that women as beautiful as he is in front of him are indeed rare in the world. Pass.
You know, Brother Sun has lived in a world with advanced makeup technology, incredible PS technology, and plastic surgery is very common... Moreover, in his original universe, if he wanted to see You can see thousands of beauties by just opening your browser and searching for them. When it comes to appreciating beauties, his vision is obviously much broader than that of the great emperor...
Therefore, a beauty who could even amaze Sun Yixie was definitely one of a kind.
"Sir, please sit down." Chuxue's words brought Sun Yixie, who was already a little stunned, back to his senses.
"Huh? Oh...Okay, okay." Sun Yixie responded and sat down with the other party.
The little maid was also very knowledgeable. After they took their seats, she invited Wanfu and went out, leaving only Mr. Sun and Miss Chuxue talking slowly.
On Chuxue's side, she was a little unhappy with Sun Yixie's reaction of "scanning" and being in a daze as soon as he saw her. She thought to herself that this man was nothing different.
However... there are two types of "unhappiness" for women.
The current situation is fake unhappiness - in fact, Chuxue is not very angry, and while she is complaining in her heart, she also gains a sense of superiority.
Suppose a man comes now, and he doesn't bother to look at her after he comes in, and doesn't react much after looking at her, then she will be really unhappy.
Women don’t like to reject men, but they like to “hold the power to reject others.” However, whether they are chased by men or abandoned, women will lose that power, and that... …is what’s unpleasant.
"Master Sun, do you really understand the meaning of my word?" Chuxue asked this question as soon as he sat down.
The weaker Sun Yixie felt, the louder his voice became: "Ha! If I didn't understand, would I still be sitting here?"
This kind of question Sun Yixie was very good at answering questions that sounded like rhetorical questions but could actually be questions. After all, he was a fish market tycoon. If he didn't play this trick, how could he survive the flash of swords?
"Okay." Chuxue said, then picked up a pot of wine on the table.
On this table, wine and food have already been prepared, as well as cups, bowls, chopsticks and soup. At this time, the beginningXue personally poured a glass of wine for Sun Yixie, and she also picked up a glass.
"Then let's stop talking about romance tonight and don't ask about anything else." Chuxue said, already toasting to each other.
"Hmm...Okay." Sun Yixie didn't understand the word just now, so naturally he didn't understand the deep meaning behind this sentence now. He just saw the other person saying this and catered to it. He also picked up the wine glass and returned the favor.
The two of them only had a drink together, and Miss Chuxue’s face turned a little red.
It’s not that she has a bad drinking capacity, but that she has a physical problem.
To put it bluntly, the blood circulation of the capillary nerve endings on this person's face is better than that of ordinary people. In addition, her skin is fair and delicate, and can be broken by blows, so the redness is more obvious.
Sun Yixie saw that this girl already had rosy cheeks after just one glass of wine, and he immediately smiled and said: "Miss Chuxue, this is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk~"
< p>With all the ink in Brother Sun's belly, he can only say this kind of common saying that has been widely quoted in modern society. However, if this sentence is put into words in Daxiao, the effect is not bad...< p> "Young Master Sun quoted from classics like this. This little girl has little talent and knowledge, so I'm afraid she won't be able to resist." But Chuxue was really a little unhappy this time.Her words were overt praise and covert criticism. In fact, how could she not be able to resist? Not to mention you Sun Yixie, she can answer questions fluently even if she is the number one scholar, but she feels that Mr. Sun seems to be a little absent-minded since he met her. He focused all his attention on herself and forgot about the main business.
Tonight, Chuxue hopes to "convey as much information as possible to the other party through dialogue without being eavesdropped." She thinks that Sun Yixie has also understood the word puzzle just now. She meant it, but at this moment, Sun Yixie didn't seem to be going in this direction.
"Oh? Is that so?" After hearing that sentence, Sun Yixie smiled and said, "Ha! In fact, I don't like literary people either. Since Miss Chuxue said this, I will speak next. Just say it more groundedly."
Chu Xue was confused again, thinking: "Eh? Did he do it on purpose just now? Maybe... What's the secret behind what he's going to say next?"
She...is overthinking.
"First of all..." The next second, Sun Yixie picked up the chopsticks naturally and said while eating the food in a very impolite and unqualified manner, "I have to confirm with you, What is 'Feng Yue'? What is 'other'?"
Chu Xue was a little annoyed when she heard this, and simply said bluntly: "The thing you want to ask me about today is 'other'. ’, except for that thing, it’s all ‘Feng Yue’. In this way, Young Master, do you understand?”
Sun Yixie really understands.
He is just uneducated, but his intelligence is not a problem. He can understand the implication - walls have ears, so it is inconvenient to speak.
In fact, even if Chuxue didn’t say anything to this extent, Sun Yixie would have guessed that someone would eavesdrop;From his martial arts skills to his boss's invitation, he can all see how deep the water in Qiliu Youlan is.
"I understand! I understand." Sun Yi responded a few times and immediately changed the subject, "Feng Yue, right... Then about this chess, calligraphy and painting... let's talk about qin first. "
There is indeed a Yao Qin in Chu Xue's room.
"Master Sun... also understands music?" Chu Xue thought that Sun Yixie was trying to use the qin to give him some secret code.
"Understood." Sun Yixie raised his eyebrows and said, "I also want to play a song with you, girl."
"Are you serious?" Chuxue started to feel false now. Well, she really didn't know what kind of tricks Sun Yixie could pull off.
"Haha..." Sun Yixie narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It's easy to talk, but I am better at percussion..."
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A moment later, the concubine’s room.
At this time, Huang Donglai had left, leaving the concubine alone in the house.
Dong-dong-dong-dong-dong——
The knock on the door started again.
"Come in." The concubine replied.
This time a man came in. Judging from his clothes, he was just a low-level turtle slave, but his eyes were very alert and his movements were particularly quiet.
"Boss, Miss Xue'er has... something different." The man leaned over to the concubine's ear and reported directly.
"What's the difference?" The concubine's attitude was quite leisurely, "Could it be that she was talking nonsense?"
"I don't know..." the man responded.
"Huh?" The concubine turned around and glared at the man, "What do you mean?"
The man looked embarrassed: "Then Mr. Sun said that he wanted to marry Miss Xue'er. After studying the music, he asked someone to bring some gongs and drums and started beating them in the room. The subordinate was really..."
"Ha..." When the concubine heard this, he couldn't help but laugh. "What a good Sun Yixie, he really knows how to play..."
"Master, what should I do now?" The man looked a little anxious and asked again quickly.
"What, what, what to do?" The concubine repeated these three words one by one and asked, "I want to ask you, what are you going to do?" Speaking of this, there was a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "Didn't you have great ideas when you killed Zheng Mukai? Now the woman you like is in the room with other men and you don't know what to do... But you came to me and asked me what to do?"
When the man dressed as a turtle slave heard this, his whole body tensed up, and his tiger eyes seemed to be about to bleed, but he He still endured it, saying nothing and motionless.
"Heh..." The uncle sneered when he saw the man's appearance. He paused for a moment before saying, "Okay, since you asked, let me tell you...what do you want to do? Just do whatever you want. If you don’t do it, you are no longer a human being, but a living bastard. What will happen to the bastard’s woman... You don’t need me to tell you, right?” Before he finished speaking, the man was already there.He left the room like a gust of wind without even saying goodbye.
The concubine looked at the door with a stern look on his face, spat, then stood up and closed the door himself.