Chapter 20 Fishing

Early in the morning, by a river on the outskirts of the city.

This is the place where Sun Yixie asked Da Dao to go fishing.

The river is an ordinary river, not very deep, but it can still drown people.

Beside the river is a shoal mixed with sand, gravel and mud. The terrain is slightly sloping, and there is a clump of woods not far from the beach.

Although when they met, Sun Yixie made it clear that he and Da Da would "go out alone to fish and chat," but Da Da was not a trustworthy person...

Unexpectedly, Sun Yixie came alone shortly after sunrise.

When Da Dai saw this, he began to mutter in his heart: I can’t see that you are also a good guy, how dare you come here alone? In the wilderness, aren't you afraid that I will bring a group of people to kill you and then bury you on the spot?

Of course, he just thought about it. In fact, it was impossible for him to do this.

First of all, there is no life-or-death hatred between him and Sun Yixie. The little friction at the market two days ago was a common occurrence for them who collected protection fees. , it’s not a big deal at all.

Secondly, the existence of the Shuangxie group may not be a bad thing for you. The reason was explained in our last book. At present, among the three giants of the Longmen Gang, The other two were "beaten" even worse than Da Da.

Thirdly, it was naturally because Sun Yixie and others had the imperial court as their backer, so they did not dare to act rashly against them.

To make a long story short, now Sun Yixie is going to the meeting alone. It would be embarrassing for him to show up from the bushes with a group of people. Therefore, after weighing it up, we can only Neng ordered his men to continue to hide in the woods, while he himself sneaked back along the woods. When he retreated to a very far place, he ran out of the woods, stepped onto the shallows, and walked towards the beach alone, "honestly" Lost Sun Yixie.

"Young Master Sun, you're so early." When he came closer, Da Dai saw that Sun Yixie was concentrating on fishing. He didn't seem to notice that he was approaching, so he took the initiative to say hello.

Hearing this, Sun Yixie glanced at Da Da in a leisurely manner, and then asked Da Da a very embarrassing question: "Where is your fishing rod?"

Da Dai was stunned by his question. At that moment, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, and said in his heart: "Yes... I am here to fish. Where is my fishing rod?"

Everyone, what is this called? This is called a low-level error caused by neglect of probability plus change blindness.

To put it in human terms... Let me give you an example. For example, a girl you have had a crush on for a long time asked you to go to her house to repair her computer. As a result, you were too excited and had random thoughts, so you patronized the whole place before going. Hair style, clothes, andI was thinking about how to chat with people, but when I stopped in front of the computer, I realized that I didn’t bring a screwdriver or a USB flash drive with me. How could I be lonely?

Da Dai’s situation today was similar to this. Because he was so concerned and wary of Sun Yixie, he neglected the minimum things he needed to bring for fishing.

"Uh...I..." Da Dai had no choice but to give a reason that even seemed silly to him, "I was in a hurry when I went out and forgot to pick it up."

"Heh..." Sun Yixie smiled, "You said... you didn't bring any bait or fishing basket. I can still lend it to you, but I didn't bring any fishing rods. It seems..." At this point, He paused briefly and then said, "...You are really afraid of me."

As soon as he said this, Da Da's expression turned cold: "Young Master Sun, what you said is true... Are you looking down on Lei?"

"Oh?" Sun Yixi said, "So...you are brave?"

"Humph... "When Da Dai heard this, he immediately smiled, and then came a standard starting move that everyone is familiar with, boasting, "I'm not bragging..."

"Hey~ You go first Wait." However, before the other party could say the first sentence, Sun Yixie interrupted, "Before you brag about how brave you are, why don't you first send off those little brothers of yours who are hiding in the woods? "

If Brother Sun's previous fishing rod issue only made Da Da a little embarrassed, then this sentence now is like stripping Da Da's pants.

And what Sun Yixie said makes sense. While you are bragging about your courage, you have a dozen brothers squatting nearby to protect you. What will your brothers think? In the future, these gangsters will have to treat you like a fool behind your back?

Even though this guy is a gangster and has a thick skin, he is not at the level of Sun Yixie.

Therefore, after a few seconds of silence, Da Dai continued in a very stiff tone: "Sun Shaoxia...please wait for a moment."

After that, he walked quickly When he got to the woods, he whispered a few words and drove away all the younger brothers he had brought.

Obviously, it will only become more embarrassing for you if you let these guys stay here now; besides, it seems to you that Sun Yixie only has one person here, and he doesn’t have any weapons. He didn't bring any, he just brought fishing gear. In this one-on-one fight, even if there was a fight, Da Dai would have the confidence to escape unscathed.

Just like that, after chasing away the people, Da Dai turned around and walked back. He had to apologize to Brother Sun, and by the way, he also found a step for himself to get off: "Uh... don't be offended, Young Master Sun, I This group of brothers are also loyal. They don’t trust me and insist on following me. I told them, Sun Shaoxia, you are not the kind of person who invites people to come out alone to do evil things. They don’t believe it. This is a villain. A true gentleman..."

"Okay, okay, sit down and talk later." Sun Yixie didn't bother to listen to his explanations that everyone knew were farts, and waved his hand. Just put this aside.

What a big dealAlso borrowing the donkey from the slope, he quickly shut up and sat down on a big rock about one meter away from Sun Yixie.

"Do you know what is the most important thing about fishing?" Sun Yixie continued to ask when he saw the other party sitting down.

Da Da naturally knew that the answer to this question was "patience", so he interpreted the other person's implication in his mind before replying: "What Sun Shaoxia means...in the 'choose the leader' You want me not to be impatient about this matter?"

Sun Yixie nodded slightly and continued: "Actually, you have done a pretty good job. These days...you have not taken the initiative to provoke anyone. I just hired a killer to retaliate in kind; unlike that Ah Fan and Master Gong, they started making trouble everywhere before Master Gong's bones were cold..."

The first thing he said was to point out: including you We all know what everyone, including Da Dai, has done; secondly, I also remind Da Dai: The reason why we did not "beat" you like we did with Ah Fan and Gong Jingyi is just because you are relatively calm, not because we cannot or Don't dare.

Da Dai also understood the meaning, so after thinking about it for a while, he responded: "Then I want to ask... is it as long as I maintain the status quo, unlike Ah Ba and the others? With some small tricks, the position of 'leading' will soon be mine?"

"Huh..." Sun Yixie sneered upon hearing this, "That's not necessarily true."

Sun Yixie shrugged: "You have to understand, we are We are here to calm things down, not to form cliques, nor to carry people's sedan chairs; as long as everyone on the Green Forest Road can choose a new leader in a friendly manner, please don't make a fool of yourself before and after the election. , then who the new leader is in the end... it doesn't matter to us." He paused, "So, if you want to be the leader, just choose based on your ability. You can't get anything from me." Guaranteed."

"Ha! Hahaha..." Da Dai couldn't help laughing when he heard this, "Hum... Sun Shaoxia, are you kidding me? If you can live in peace, then why bother? Just switch to legitimate business!"

This sentence is an irony, he didn't expect it...

" Are you going to do it? Who is stopping you?" Sun Yixie said honestly, "My family is also in a legitimate business. Doesn't it make more money than yours? To put it bluntly, whether it is legitimate or not depends on your ability. Can't you 'get it done'?" He tilted his head, looked at Da Dai sideways, and continued, "Besides, I think it's quite appropriate for you to change your career, Da Dai. As the saying goes... virgin Losing one's moral integrity is not as good as being a good old prostitute. You said that if a boss like you, who leads a gang of young men around the countryside all day long and oppresses the people, suddenly changes his ways and stops doing evil, the neighbors will not be able to praise you as a good person when the contrast comes out. Na? This will set a good example for the peers around you. Maybe the entire social atmosphere in Guangzhou will be inspired by your bigness, right?”

Bigger?Originally, his education level was not very high, but he was confused by Brother Sun's half-modern and half-ancient talk. He didn't understand more than half of it. Judging from the parts he could understand, he felt that the other party was mocking him. "I can't figure it out," and she called him an old prostitute and so on.

"Fuck!" So, Da Dai stood up while cursing, "What is this mess? I tell you, surnamed Sun, that I called you Young Hero to be polite to you. I'm here today to give you a lot of face. You'd better not support me as the leader, but you still teach me how to do things? And you still use words to humiliate me over and over again? Do you think I'm a big deal? Are you easy to bully?" When he said this, his true nature as a gangster was revealed, and he stopped pretending. "I'm going to put it here now. From now on, if you give me face, everyone will keep your peace. It's your business, I'll do mine... I won't give you any face, let's see who has the strength when the time comes!"

chua——

Before Da Dai finished speaking, Brother Sun's " "Strength" came towards his face.

What the hell? Lime powder.

Everyone should remember Sun Yixie’s three melee combat skills: eye poke, crotch kick, and lime powder.

Even when his martial arts became very high, he never lost sight of these three things, because they were already integrated into his bones and soul.

At the moment, the big guy's reaction is quick. After all, he is out to fool around, and he is very wary of such dirty things. Even if Sun Yixie hides the lime powder very discreetly, He reached inside the end of the fishing rod, and his movements were extremely fast and skillful. However, Da Dai still relied on his instinct to tilt his head and raise his hand to avoid the attack.

However... Brother Sun's last move came faster and more cruelly than Da Dai had imagined.

I don’t know if you have seen the fish baskets used for fishing in ancient times. Generally speaking, the fish baskets are made of bamboo and are very light. Fishermen use them to prevent being thrown into the fish baskets. If the fish moves around and knocks over the fish basket, a relatively heavy stone will be placed in the fish basket in advance to "press the bottom".

At this moment, Sun Yixie released the fishing rod with his right hand and suddenly threw out the lime powder. At the same time, his left hand had already reached into the fish basket and took out a piece of fish that he had carefully selected and was very handy. He took out a stone that was very suitable for "headshots" and swung it toward Da Dai's head with a single charge.

This is so big... I originally came with a weapon.

Not only did he bring this guy, he also brought his little brother...

But just now he saw that Sun Yixie only brought fishing gear and was alone, so when he got closer, Naturally, he didn't have any copycats on hand; and as for his younger brothers... after being squeezed a few times by Brother Sun just now, they were also driven away by himself.

So, facing the stone thrown by Sun Yixie, Da Dai could only deal with it with his bare hands.

Can this arm be stronger than a rock?

In the world of martial arts, it is actually possible. For example, Xie Run, the third boss of the Yiyong Escort Agency, can use his extremely skilled kung fu, not to mention stones and hammers.Afraid.

But the big guys don’t have that ability... Although his martial arts is higher than Sun Yixi’s, he is just a second-rate figure in the world. Besides, he is not specialized in the golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt. At this moment, Sun Yixie took advantage of Da Da's unsteady posture after dodging the lime, and hit the person's head like a mad dog. Da Da couldn't dodge, so he could only protect his head with his arms. Come and carry it hard.

This time...he was quickly hit with multiple comminuted fractures.

Even if his martial arts skills were superior to Sun Yixie's, after this wave of sneak attacks, he could no longer fight, so he could only endure the severe pain in his hands and stagger back. Finally, he twisted around and tried to run away.

How could Sun Yixie give him a chance to escape? As soon as he saw that the opponent was trying to escape, Brother Sun threw the stone as soon as he waved his hand. He went up and grabbed him, and then used a set of sleeping skills to drag the opponent to the ground.

People with healthy limbs may not be able to unlock Brother Sun's "harmony boxing", not to mention that his arms are already useless.

"Haha~ let's see who has the strength, right? Huh?" After Sun Yixie steadily controlled the opponent, he started to play mean, "What should I say now?"

"You..." At this time, Da Dai was locked by Brother Sun using joint techniques. He fell on the shoal, his face covered with sand, and he was furious, "You are so rude! What kind of young hero are you?" The moves are worse than what we have done!"

"Ha! Do you care about me?" Sun Yixie's voice rose, "Anyway, you are being fucked by me now, you accept it. Don’t admit it?”

When Da Dai heard this, he thought to himself: Did it? Why does this sound so awkward? Even if you say "defeat", maybe I will admit it. If you say "did it", if it is spread in the future, there will be some misunderstanding...

"I'm asking you a question! Are you mute?" On Sun Yixie's side, when he saw that the other party didn't respond after a few seconds, he increased the strength of the lock skill.

“Ah——” Under the pain, the gangster’s energy came up again, “I recognize your mother!”

“What a chicken! "You dare to curse?" Sun Yixie said, then he turned over and changed his position (considering that his arms were folded, Sun Yixie had many options for suppressing him), freed up one hand, and casually walked from the side. He picked up a branch and hit the opponent on the head repeatedly, "Do you admit defeat? Do you admit defeat?"

Don't look at it as just a branch, this thing is half thick but not thin... there are three A four-year-old child's arms are so thick and solid, the feeling of being hit on the head is not much different from a rolling pin.

Although Brother Sun didn't intend to kill him, it was enough to beat Da Da to death.

"It's killing people! Sun Yixie is killing people! Come here! Help!" At this time, we can see the true nature of people like Da Da. At this time, if a knight-errant was treated like this by Sun Yixie If you stop it, you will never shout for help like this, and you won't die. This means that a scholar can't be killed, but a gangster like this who climbed up from the bottom, no matter how glorious he is when he is a boss. So decent, it’s time to passAt the critical moment, it's true - it's important to save your life first.

Don’t mention it, Da Dai’s shouting really worked, because his men didn’t really run far away, they just retreated to a place where they couldn’t see. After all, Da Dai will talk about it later. After everything is over, they still have to take the eldest brother back home.

So when Da Dai shouted like this, a few guys with sharp ears soon heard it, so these guys hurriedly came to "rescue".

But no matter how fast they are, it will still take a minute or two to run back. One or two minutes... For those who are being beaten on both sides, seconds are like years.

When Da Da's younger brothers ran along the shoal and were still a hundred meters away from the two of them, they saw that Sun Yixie was riding on Da Da's brother, holding up a piece of wood. He smashed Da Dai's head and cursed: "It depends on the strength, right? It depends on the strength, right! Do you have the strength to compete with me, Sun Yixie? Brother Da Dai, brother Da Dai, when I call you Brother Da Dai, I really think I am." Brother? You are a big guy, but not a big guy!"

What I know is that Dong Xie, who is famous in the world, is negotiating with Lei Chao, the leader of the Green Forest Road. I thought it was just two local gangsters having a wild fight by the river.

"What are you doing!"

"What are you doing! Let go of Brother Da Da!"

Da Da's younger brothers also made big moves at this time Most people would react by shouting first and rushing forward while shouting.

Of course, even if they didn't shout, Sun Yixie would have noticed them coming.

Anyway, this "beating" was almost done, and Sun Yixie stopped when he saw the opportunity. He lowered his head and pointed at Da Da with a branch and said: "Da Da, listen to me. I will teach you a lesson today." I’m going to teach you a lesson, but I’m still showing mercy. This is the only time I’m going to recite the sutra, and I’ll save you next time. I advise you to take care of yourself!”

After that, Sun Yixie got up and ran away. What fishing gear? , all the murder weapons were thrown away.

Ordinarily speaking, Brother Sun is not very fast. Although he is much faster than ordinary people, he will definitely not be able to run when he meets someone who is really good at Qinggong.

What a pity... Da Da's subordinates all have average martial arts skills; more importantly, when these guys saw Da Da's brothers being "pressed to the ground and beaten violently", they all took it for granted. Even if he catches up, he won't be able to please him.

Therefore, these dozen or so younger brothers seemed to rush over in a mighty manner, but without exception, they all stopped beside Da Da. Each one of them...all looked fake. He went up to help the boss and asked for help, but no one dared to be the first to chase Sun Yixie.

As for Da Dai, at this time, he didn’t have much energy left to scold these guys.

After being "fucked" by Brother Sun for a few minutes using unethical means, the leader of the Longmen Gang found himself disheveled, with a bruised nose and swollen face, and a bloody head*** God is in a trance.

The injuries on his two arms, which had multiple injuries, were aggravated by the enthusiastic "support" of the younger brothers.

Looking back later, I realized that it was only later that IAfterwards, he realized that the Three-Word King was quite generous. Asking him to "wear a helmet" was really not just talk. It was a pity that he did not realize that the literal meaning of this sentence was itself.

Of course, Da Dai did not mention anything about today to anyone, nor did he give the younger brothers present today a "chance" to mention it to anyone. After all... this was really too embarrassing.

However, some rumors eventually got out, so that after "Huang Donglai killed people in the manure pit", the strange rumor that "you must wear a helmet when you go fishing with Sun Yixie" was also widely circulated in the world. , and "why", no one knew, and because no one knew, everyone began to "make up their own minds", and then various versions of the story came out, and the scale was compared to "Da Dai was fucked by Sun Yixie" "Assumptions like... are still big.