Dong dong dong
The man's footsteps were heavy when he went upstairs.
You can tell at first glance that he weighs more than an ordinary person, or that he is carrying some kind of heavy weapon.
Shuangxi, who was sitting on the second floor of the teahouse waiting for someone to come to him for consultation, had already guessed who it was before he saw him.
The result was not as they expected, the person who came up was none other than Luo Yu.
This eldest brother of Green Forest Road, who is known as "the most ruthless man in Dingyuan" and nicknamed "Farewell with one sword", was born like the reincarnation of Guan Gong. He was two feet tall, with a strong back and waist, a face as heavy as a jujube, and a red face. His eyebrows are fine, and the key thing is that he actually has a big beard and carries a Guan Dao. If you say he is an osplay, some people will probably believe him.
"Luo Yu has met the two young heroes!" Luo Yu's voice and tone of voice are also very consistent with his appearance. It can be said that every word is sonorous, powerful and full of momentum.
Has he really met Sun and Huang?
Of course I have seen him before, and Shuangxi also has an impression of him, because Luo Yu also went to the "Graveyard Soul Calling" the night before yesterday.
However, Luo Yu showed no performance that night.
It’s not that he didn’t want to show off, but because he looked so much like Mr. Guan, there were many timid guys who were afraid of ghosts and gods and instinctively crowded towards Luo Yu. It seemed like I felt safer standing closer to him.
As a result, the crowd density around Luo Yu was significantly higher than that in other places. He in the center felt like he was standing in the subway at seven o'clock on a weekday morning, unable to move. Naturally, he couldn't do anything.
"Brother Luo, you're welcome, please sit down quickly." Huang Donglai saw the other party approaching, so he stood up and greeted him.
Unexpectedly, Luo Yu did not accept his kindness. He just stood still in front of the two people's table, clasped his fists and said, "No need, Luo only came up to ask one thing, and he will leave after asking."< /p>
"Brother Luo, it's okay to say it." Sun Yixie saw that he was a cheerful person, so he didn't want to engage in any more vain tricks with him.
"Okay!" Luo Yu immediately answered, "I just want to ask, can I fight on my behalf?"
"Oh?" Huang Donglai raised his eyebrows when he heard this. , "Brother Luo means... that you will compete on stage in person to fight for the top spot for yourself?"
"Not bad." Luo Yu said, raising his hand to stroke his beard, and then pointed with his thumb He said, "Our 'Linhao Gang' has rules. Whoever can fight the most is the eldest brother and leader! So I myself am the best!"
When Huang Donglai heard this, he thought to himself, "You guys help this gang?" The rules are familiar to me, Tal'darin, right?
Of course, even if he vomited it, the other party wouldn’t understand it, so he didn’t say it out loud. He just exchanged glances with Sun Yixie and then replied with a smile: “Haha, of course it is. Okay, Su Wen Brother Luo's sword skills..."
"Okay! Your words are enough!" Luo Yu interrupted before Huang Donglai could finish the compliment. After seeing the opponent, he cupped his fists again and said, "Goodbye!"
After that, he turned around and left.
From beginning to end, I said a total of five sentences and took less than two minutes.
After he went downstairs, Huang Donglai sat back down, took a sip of tea, and said to Sun Yixi in a chatty tone: "This guy is really 'a ruthless person who doesn't talk much'."< /p>
Sun Yixie smiled: "Ha... Such a reckless man can become a big brother. Either his gang is not very good, or his martial arts is really high."
< p>Huang Donglai continued: "If his gang's power is really weak, he won't be one of the popular candidates for the lead, so I guess his martial arts is not low, and his hope of winning this time is not small."< /p>Their inference is indeed correct.
We have also mentioned in the previous article that in this book, the masters in the Green Forest Road are roughly divided into seven grades: those who do not know martial arts and are born with supernatural powers are called "strong men"; those who know martial arts but have internal strength are called "strong men". Those who are not skilled are called "warriors"; those who have developed internal strength and light skills are called "righteous men"; those who have precious weapons are called "chivalrous men"; those who can defeat "chivalrous men" without weapons are called "swordsmen"; Those who use "fake weapons" are called "Sword Demons"; those who basically only exist in the setting, have extravagant combat capabilities and talk nonsense are called "Sword Immortals".
And this Luo Yu belongs to the level of "Xia Ke", and the Guandao in his hand is a precious weapon.
If we look at the characters in storytelling, Luo Yu is equivalent to the level of Zhan Zhao and Ouyang Chun, so he is indeed capable of becoming a green forest boss who dominates a party by force alone.
Someone may have something to say when they see this, eh? According to this, isn't the "Shadowless Sword" Zhao Youyou who was the previous clerk very awesome? I remember he seemed to be a "swordsman" level?
You are right, Zhao Youtao is indeed very strong. If he was not strong, how could he have escaped from the hands of a super master like Tang Fu? < /p>
Tap-tat-tat...
Not long after Luo Yu left, with a burst of jogging, Linghuxiang came up again: "Brother Sun, Brother Huang, downstairs There is a... uh... girl who claims to be the owner of Tingfeng Tower... She said she wants to come up to see you. Look..."
"What?" Sun Yixie's voice became louder at that time." What are you asking for? Please come up quickly~"
"This...she...okay." Linghu Xiang seemed to want to say something, but after thinking about it, he held back. Then he turned around and went downstairs.
"Huh..." Huang Donglai immediately sneered and said to Sun Yixie, "Brother Sun, you seem to be very anxious to see me?"
"What are you doing? You want to What are you talking about?" Sun Yixie tilted his mouth, "They are also the leader of a gang. Aren't we just here to receive them?"
"Okay, it's okay." Huang Donglaiye. I didn’t argue anymore, because Brother Sun’s little thoughts were all gone.It's written on his face. There really isn't much to say. It's just because Gan Feihong once said that the Tingfeng poster, Ling Sheng'er, was born with a "powerful country and a beautiful city", so Brother Sun became interested in "sweeping around". .
In fact, let alone Sun Yixie, Huang Donglai was also very interested in this only woman among the contenders for the top spot.
Tingfenglou, as a relatively rare gang based on "intelligence trading" on the Green Forest Road, has always given people the impression of a dragon that never sees its end, and this girl Ling Sheng'er also It was indeed full of mystery; for example, when the souls were summoned in the cemetery that night, all the other big guys came to watch, but she was the only one who didn't come. Instead, she sent her subordinates to go.
Therefore, she is also the only one among the eight "most promising candidates" who has not appeared in front of Shuangxue so far.
Dong dong dong
Not long after Ling Huxiang went downstairs, there was the sound of another person's footsteps going upstairs.
This person’s steps were very heavy when she went upstairs...
You could tell at first glance that she weighed more than an ordinary person, or that she was carrying some kind of heavy weapon...
Before Ling Sheng'er walked up the stairs and officially appeared in front of Sun and Huang, Shuangxi was still wondering: "Did she come up in an exoskeleton? Or did she come up with Brother Toyu Lu?" Like that, riding on the shoulders of a sturdy man?"
But when Ling Sheng'er stepped onto the second floor and stood still, all the doubts were solved. She was fat.
How fat is it? Do you know that there is a character named Ellie in Borderlands 2? That's pretty much what Ling Sheng'er meant.
And she is not only extremely fat, but also looks very ferocious, looking like a yaksha. If she doesn't speak, you may not be able to tell that she is a woman.
What does it mean to conquer a country and a city?
Qian means overturning and also means exhaustion.
Gan Feihong's original words to describe her were "overwhelming the country, wiser than Zhuge, elusive and omniscient". If you really have to read carefully, among these sixteen words, only four describe her appearance. , and there are also hidden traps.
And Ling Sheng'er's nickname "Ghost Face Feng" actually implies that her "powerful country and beautiful city" does not mean what most people think.
At this moment, Sun and Huang, who only heard four of these sixteen words, and had a big misunderstanding about those four words, were shocked at the time!
The two of them stood up first without Ling Sheng'er opening a word.
Not only did she stand up, but she also clasped her fists and raised her hands, and asked: "This... heroine, may I ask who you are..."
"Easy to say, little girl Ling Sheng "Son, you're polite here." As soon as Ling Sheng'er spoke, Shuang Xie almost fell to the ground.
Her voice can be said to be clear, moist, thin, and sweet...it is absolutely amazing; if you close your eyes and just listen to this voice, the image that comes to your mind is definitely that of a 17 or 18-year-old girl. , a beautiful girl with graceful figure.
I am afraid that even if I have to search all over Daza, I will not be able toIt is impossible to find another person with such a huge contrast between voice and appearance like Ling Sheng'er.
"Nice to meet you...Nice to meet you..." After a few seconds, Huang Donglai calmed down and responded.
But there was another sentence behind him, "Please sit down", but he couldn't get it out of his mouth.
Because he checked with his peripheral vision, the chairs with armrests in this teahouse... were a bit small, and Ling Sheng'er might not be able to squeeze into them.
Following that, Huang Donglai cast another sidelong glance at Sun Yixie, who had been silent for a long time.
But I saw... Brother Sun at this moment, his little eyes were wide open. The huge shock and psychological gap made his mentality collapse, and he couldn't even speak.
"Ah... Sun Shaoxia, what are you staring at me so intently?" Ling Sheng'er also noticed Sun Yixie's reaction, immediately smiled and asked softly.
"Haha...hehe...hahahaha..." Sun Yixie was asked this question and finally recovered. He laughed and replied, "The girl is as beautiful as a fairy. It was so shocking that Sun could not help but be dumbfounded. Sorry...sorry..."
While saying this, Sun Yixie also understood why Linghu Xiang just said this. When he came up to deliver the message, he was hesitant and had a strange expression. It seems that Linghuxiang was also shocked by Ling Sheng'er's appearance and voice, and he was a little suspicious of the other party's identity, so he used the phrase "self-proclaimed to be the owner of Tingfeng" .
"Humph..." Ling Sheng'er heard the words and smiled coldly, "Are you two thinking now...'These girls are so fat and ugly that they are almost scary to death. , but you still use such a sweet voice to say that you are a little girl, how shameless?"
Obviously, this Ling Sheng'er has "self-awareness".
She is the opposite of a reckless man like Luo Yu. She is a boss who relies on resourcefulness to get to the top. She knows very well what others think of her.
In fact, the way she looks now is also something she did intentionally using "certain methods".
Because what Ling Sheng'er hates the most is the saying that people often say, "She can be where she is today, doesn't she rely on her appearance?"
This sentence has been used for thousands of years. The most common and enduring form of slander between men and women, and women against women; whenever a woman is successful and has a certain degree of beauty, a group of people will maliciously come up with this slander. Use rhetoric to question and discredit her.
Admittedly, sometimes this is true, but at other times, it is actually these people who are brainwashing themselves.
They are telling themselves that if I have the same innate conditions as her and am as "shameless" as she is, then I can easily succeed.
People are happy to chat with each other with this kind of thinking, because it makes them feel...those successful people are really "despicable", and although they, the losers, failed, they are helpless, noble.
Ling Sheng'er is a woman with a very unique personality.She didn't want others to say that about her, and she didn't want to give others a chance, so she showed herself like a dominatrix all year round, leaving people speechless.
"Well..." Huang Donglai did not expect the other party to ask such a direct question, but the other party asked him all the questions, and he answered truthfully, "Since Lord Ling, you also said so Understand, we won’t lie to you with open eyes. Yes, you are not good-looking, but this has nothing to do with our competition. What you look like or what your voice is like are all natural. We can’t do it because of your appearance. I'll treat you differently..." He pointed at Sun Yixie and said, "If you don't believe me, just look at Brother Sun. He was born without eyes and has a bit of a eunuch voice. Shouldn't I still call him brother?"
"Go away! You shameless idiot, why are you talking to me? Did I tell you everywhere you went to the toilet eight times a day?" Sun Yixie turned around and scolded you.
"Hey~ I'm trying to reason with someone, don't interrupt." Huang Donglai said again.
"Speak of Mao's truth! Huang Donglai, you hypocrite! I'll kill you!" Sun Yixie said as he went up to the door.
Then the two of them escalated from a "quarrel" to a "fight" in front of Ling Sheng'er, and finally turned into a scuffle, leaving the latter stunned.
Of course, they were just having fun, and they didn’t mean to hurt anyone. After a few minutes of tossing, they got a little tired and separated.
"Eh? Lord Ling, what did you... come up to ask?" Huang Donglai stood up and gasped.
"Yes, what do I want to ask?" Ling Sheng'er was also muttering in her heart.
She originally wanted to disrupt the opponent's rhythm with her unexpected truth, but was disrupted by the "internal strife" of Shuangxiong. Her own rhythm was messed up, and she suddenly couldn't. I know how to play.
"Uh...I..." Fortunately, Ling Sheng'er was also a resourceful person. She calmed down a little and then picked up her purpose, "Oh, I want to find Er. Just to confirm, can someone who is not my subordinate from Tingfeng Tower fight on my behalf?"
"Yes." Huang Donglai responded simply, "There is no rule that he must be a junior in his gang. Let's go out to fight... As long as you can shout, just shout." He sat down again and said, "If the candidate for Lord Ling has been decided, you can tell us now, and we will fill it out directly on the registration form. ”
“Heh...that’s very good.” After hearing this, Ling Sheng’er chuckled, “You two should know the ‘fighter’ I’m looking for. The man on the green forest road known as the 'Shadowless Sword'... Zhao Youyou."